Chapter 384 Kidnapping!

After two days of rising temperatures, many girls' wishes for a white Christmas were wiped out, and the snow-soaked atmosphere of the previous days was long gone, first with the Han River thawing under the action of the flowing river, and then the snow being artificially cleared from all over Seoul......

Well, this is really not a good thing done by the Seoul Metropolitan Government, but a spontaneous act of Seoul businesses.

In fact, the temperature and heavy snow of the past few days have made these merchants desperate, and the warehouses and shelves are full of all kinds of Christmas-related items, but seeing that there is not a single pedestrian on the road, the taste is simply to cry without tears. And early this morning, I finally found out that the Han River began to be unblocked, so these people must work hard and be self-reliant. Some street chambers of commerce even organize people to bring together nearby parks, subway stations, movie theaters, and so on...... In short, all the places that can attract people have been cleaned up. Again, there is no way! It is good to have more hopes of throwing away the stock accumulated in your store, otherwise who would want to buy a Christmas tree after today? Will you keep it for chopping wood? Can you only use it as chopping wood? Or will it be saved until next year?

Of course, businesses are not only busy clearing snow and ice, but all kinds of business promotions around Christmas suddenly start to heat up overnight, and the huge city of Seoul is in the Christmas spirit in an instant. In short, the power of money is staggering.

But then again, it was a crime to be so lively in the morning! This was the only thought of Kim Jong-ming, who was trapped near Hongdae because of a traffic jam in the morning.

That's right, Kim Jong-ming just went to his grandparents' house at Sogang University early in the morning to deliver something. Now I'm going to stop by Hongdae to buy some decorations and go home. The better Eun Jing gets with him, the more she will go to him in the evening...... But. The car was stunned and blocked at the entrance of the alley, which is usually very loose. This mood is more depressed and depressed.

But as the saying goes, blessing and misfortune do not go alone, just five minutes later, with a phone call, something that made Jin Zhongming speechless suddenly happened - he was kidnapped!

In broad daylight, on the side of Hongdae Road, where people come and go, the famous Korean actor Kim Jong-ming. He was kidnapped by an avatar! The other party suddenly opened the car door, and then forced him to get out of the car with a bow and arrow, and now asked him to eat a piece of poop that looked like poop.

Passers-by pointed and took out their mobile phones to take pictures, Jia Chao, who came over to help carry things, hesitated, and after carefully observing the appearance of this avatar, this guy actually stepped on the accelerator and drove the car away? !

"Human!" the fat Avatar scolded with a bow and arrow pointing at Jin Zhongming. "You shouldn't have answered that phone call!"

"I know!" Jin Zhongming looked at the poop-shaped bread in his hand and was speechless for a while. "If I don't answer Brother Shi's call, you wouldn't dare to pull my car door so directly and casually just by the license plate number. However, Mr. Fat Vanda ......"

"Please call me Xian Fanda!" Even though the other party's face was full of green stripes, he could still see the sadness and indignation on his face. The word idle is his new nickname in Wujiao, and after all, it is much better than Fat Fanda......

"That's good. Mr. Xianfanda. Jin Zhongming sighed, he really didn't have the courage to eat this bread. "I have to explain something to you before I eat this bread, I am a kind earthling, and as far as I know, you are also a good Pandora......"

"I was forced!" Zheng Junhe, who was dressed as an avatar, finally couldn't help it. "I'm just a cloned body, and although I have a good sense of self, the demonic DNA holder Park Myung-so still controls this body......"

"Why did you suddenly change the setting?!" suddenly heard Park Myung-so's voice on the walkie-talkie on the waist of the idle fanda. "Now, take a bow and arrow and point it at this human, that one, and let him eat this natural ...... Uh, grace, gift, or that one will kill him!"

Jin Zhongming couldn't hold back his laughter, and the uncle was still stumbling when he read the lines.

"Did you hear that?!" Xian Fanda Zheng Junhe raised his bow and arrow helplessly. "Eat it, or I'll kill you! Human, don't blame me when you get to heaven!"

Jin Zhongming glanced at the bow-shaped water gun pointed at his head, the liquid shaking in it was obviously a weird Avatar blue, and then he looked at Zheng Junhe with a helpless face, the other party's avatar outfit was really ...... In short, Jin Zhongming felt that if he really didn't eat it, the liquid that he didn't know what composition would be sprayed on his face, and he had no choice but to choose the lesser of two things. However, before eating the bread, Jin Zhongming first pinched the poop-shaped bread with his hands and turned it into a piece of something of unknown shape, and then swallowed it with a pinch of his nose.

"Okay, right?" After eating the bread that tasted good, Jin Zhongming was a little devastated, because there were more and more onlookers, and Zheng Junhe's body shape was terrifying after disguised as an avatar, and this was no longer a matter of turning back.

"No!" Park Myung-so's nasty voice rang out from Jung Joon-ha's waist again. "He destroys the ...... of nature The one who bestows grace and gifts...... Shape, this is a great sin! It must be punished! Buy another one of these gifts, let him be whole, and let him eat it without destroying the shape!"

I don't know if I can't stand Park Myung-so's stumbling, or I can't stand being watched, anyway, Kim Jong-myung really can't stand it, he grabbed the walkie-talkie hanging on Zheng Junha's waist, and then smashed it into the winter bushes next to him.

Zheng Junhe knows a lot about routines, he doesn't need to be taught, as soon as Jin Zhongming smashed the walkie-talkie, he knelt on the ground in response, and then directly hugged Jin Zhongming's thigh and cried: "Christmas, Zhong Ming! Just because I lost the last issue of "Good Brothers and Bad Brothers Special", they asked me to pretend to be an avatar on the street to scare people at Christmas...... Just now I was asked to knock on the door of the waiting room of the girl group at the MBC headquarters in Yeouido, and then let me walk across the Gimpo Bridge in this outfit, and asked me to come here to buy poop bread, and after seeing your car, he asked me to go up and kidnap you. If it weren't for you. I must have been the one who ate that bread just now...... It's been morning. That demon didn't want to let me go......"

"That ......" Jin Zhongming really didn't know what to say. "Brother, your tail, no, it should be that the braid has fallen off, and this paint has rubbed on my clothes, and your makeup is not qualified." ”

"Zhong Ming!" Zheng Junhe continued to hug Jin Zhongming's thigh after putting on his tail or braid. "While I'm still conscious, please promise me to save me from the demon Park Myung-so! They were going to let me wear this outfit and go back to Yeouido Park over there to skate...... It's full of kids, I can't afford to lose face!"

Jin Zhongming opened his mouth speechlessly, he wanted to say something, but he never said it. Of course, he has already understood the specific reason, isn't it the punishment of the last special? And then Avatar is in the hot theater again, so Zheng Junhe has made this dead virtue...... It's just that what's the matter with me? I sat in a daze in the car parked at the entrance of the alley, just because I answered a phone call from Liu Zaishi to ask, and then I was dragged down in a daze and suffered together...... The only thing he can do at the moment is to stare at the Santa Claus billboard above his head and get confused, right?

It was cold for a few minutes. The ugly man, Kim Tae-ho, ran down from a container truck next to him wearing a big cotton jacket, still holding a new walkie-talkie and a hemp rope...... Hemp rope ...... Anyway, Jin Zhongming vaguely guessed the other party's routine after seeing the hemp rope.

"Mr. Kim Tae-ho. Kim decided to struggle a bit. He pointed to Xian Fanda, who was holding his waist, and began to question righteously. "Your unidentified creatures kidnap innocent Seoul citizens on the side of the road at will, and force them to eat them...... Eat that kind of thing, don't you care?"

Kim Tae-ho couldn't hold back his laughter, but he immediately took out the walkie-talkie in his hand again: "Actually, we don't want to see the innocent Xian Fanda hurt innocent passers-by, but there is no way, the evil mastermind behind the scenes, Park Myung-so, used this thing to invade Avatar's body......"

"I've already taken advantage of it to fall off the beaten one. Jin Zhongming replied, pointing to the green bushes on the side of the road. "Haven't you taken the poor ...... Is that Mr. Idle Vanda free? and what does this matter to me?"

"That's right. Kim Tae-ho said, pointing to Kim Jong-myeong's belt and Xian Fanda's braids. "At the cost of dropping the soul controller, the two receptors have been connected, which brings your souls together, and the soul link is probably not so easy to unravel. ”

Zheng Junhe immediately began to cooperate with wiping his tears, but no matter how he pretended, his hands were unwilling to let go of Jin Zhongming's belt, it seemed that he was going to drag the innocent Jin Zhongming into the water today.

"Am I so unlucky?" Jin Zhongming asked speechlessly, pointing to his belt. "Sitting in a car casually, you can be caught by a monster and tied up. ”

"I'm sorry, but that's true. Kim Tae-ho also pretended to sigh compassionately. "And the bad news is that there are two soul controllers, and there is a backup one. But don't worry, this spare only has two hours of energy to use, but because it is made with high-tech that you can't understand, it can't be dropped or removed, and in this process, Xian Fanda can only be manipulated by evil spirits, so the innocent passers-by who have made a soul link with Xian Fanda may also suffer......

Jin Zhongming looked at each other with a playful face, the real evil is you, right? This idea must have come up with you, right?

"But what?" Kim Tae-ho continues with his nonsensical premise (most likely he just came up with it). "In order to control Xian Van Da, the evil Park Myung-so can only command within twenty meters of it. After two hours, the soul control device will generate counter-energy after the energy is depleted, and within ten minutes, if you can catch the evil Park Myung-so in turn, then you can control him in turn. However, it would take the telepathic Vanda and the innocent human to do so......"

In other words, if Zhong Ming is still with me in two hours. Zheng Junhe's eyes have begun to shine. "Then he can help me catch Park Myung-so, and we can also control the Park demon to do anything?"

"That's right. "Kim Tae-ho is complacent about his good idea.

"When is the time for retribution?" Jin Zhongming just wanted to run at the moment. "We are all human beings, so why should we hurt each other?"

"I'm sorry. Kim Tae-ho bowed his head and apologized, but the work on his hands did not stop at all, not only was the walkie-talkie, Mai Ah or something tied up, but a staff member also came over to tie Xian Fanda's braid and Kim Zhongming's belt with that hemp rope, and wrapped it around the waists of the two of them a few times, and by the way, made a dead knot......

"I ......" Kim Jong-ming really didn't want to play like this, it's not that he was busy today, in fact, he didn't have anything else to do except for his date with Eun Jing at night. This is not to say that he can't watch "Infinite Challenge" now, he is actually happy to make a cameo appearance on this show. It's just that now he has just withdrawn from "Two Days and One Night", and there are some things and influences that still have to be avoided.

I was thinking about waiting to leave the crowded street and talk to Kim Tae-ho, but Kim Tae-ho was the first to speak: "Zhong Ming, what you said is very right, people and people should not hurt each other, but this is South Korea, Koreans like to hurt each other in turn, I hope you follow the customs!"

After that, the ugly man PD also patted Jin Zhongming's shoulder very seriously.

Kim Jong Ming glanced at Kim Tae-ho in a daze, he finally understood that he had to spend four hours here today, because as soon as the other party's words came out, there was no room for him to refute at all, unless...... He wanted to turn his face with Kim Tae-ho.

That's right, smart people don't need to say much, everyone knows that although he is not as biased as Kim Jidong, there is no need to say much about the fact that Kim Tae-ho, the chief PD of "Infinite Challenge", is a left-leaning and angry youth. In fact, after Roh Moo-hyun's death, he has repeatedly criticized the 'after-autumn reckoning' behavior in South Korean party politics on the show, and various political metaphors have emerged one after another, and this sentence is too point-pointing when you taste it carefully. Considering that he has been inadvertently interacting with Lee Myung-bak unintentionally, if he Kim Jong-myung leaves today, it is estimated that with Kim Tae-ho's angry temper, he will be able to break off his friendship with him in minutes.

However, the high-flying Lee Myung-bak is really not as important as Kim Tae-ho's group for Kim Jong-ming, not to mention that it is just a guest cameo for a few hours, who cares?

So, why bother? Four hours, right? I'll play with you!

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I originally wanted to write about the Christmas date directly, but I found that I didn't think it well, so I had to stop and write a variety show first.

Among them, at the end of December 09, Jung Jun-ha did pretend to be an avatar and was played by Park Myung-so near the Gimpo Bridge.

And the question of Kim Tae-ho's political leanings did escalate after Roh Moo-hyun's death...... This incident has a great and wide impact, and even affects the fate of Yoo Jae-seok, Wuxuan and even MBC. This will be said later, there is a chance to give you a popular science.

In short, these are all facts, and the meaning of saying this is very simple, that is, this variety show is thought out, not inserted in response to Kavin at will. (To be continued.) )