In our teens, we are the fearless Monkey King; in our twenties, we are Zhu Bajie who dares to love and hate; in our thirties, we are the down-to-earth and decisive Sha monks who are immersed in the workplace; in our forties, the years are like a shuttle, we are the four empty Tang Sanzang......

It turns out that life is like a journey to the west, after you get through the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, you suddenly find that in the end it is just an empty body, hollowed out of your hard work, and hollowed out of your capital. With tears in her eyes, she looked at the big girl who was out of reach, swaying in front of her, and her mind, which had never grown old, was in stark contrast to her body.

Therefore, don't suppress your rebellion in your teens, don't control your unruliness in your twenties, and don't forget your responsibilities while suing yourself, there are no more years to be chic. When I was in my forties, I saw all the dust in the world, and appeared in front of Lori as an uncle......

Youth is capital, living is the greatest happiness, while you are young, while you are alive, if you don't do something wonderful, you don't even have a memory when you are old, that's really 'the four are empty', and even the space for meaning and yin has been wiped out.

Looking at Dai Muyang, who walked out of the bank gate with high spirits, he swept away the haze just now, and the comical look on his face really made Xiao Sheng feel a little resonant...... Well, does this Lang Yang have the true character of a man?

"Brother-in-law, I finally know, why have I been single for so many years, what I lack is this kind of courage, I am too simple, do you know? If I want, the girls in the world can still take out the palm of my hand?" Dai Muyang, who was extremely self-confident, stood in place and pinched his waist, with a face, Xiao Sheng, who was standing next to him with a boogis, replied coldly:

"Silly X all say that he is cute, the rice bucket says that he is a foodie, the flat-chested, and the short bird are all 'forest wind', and those with low IQ will always embellish their achievements and cover them up with two goods. Those who are cheap say that they are sharp, those who scold the street say that they are complaining, the older unmarried dare to call themselves the royal sister, and the fat man dares to call himself uncle. Speaking of this, Xiao Sheng stroked Dai Muyang's freshly shaved short hair, and continued to strike:

"Cutting a labor reform head is a man bursting? Having a brain with fewer roots is simple? There is no reason to be single, just because of ugliness...... You ponder it yourself, ponder it, as I said, you have a few points, and people don't refuse because they pity you, and they don't reject you because they save face for herself. Damn, such ugly men are chasing me, am I not very faceless?" After saying this sentence in shock, Xiao Sheng's bright smile was in stark contrast to Dai Muyang's unnatural aggrieved appearance. looked at the brother-in-law who had beaten himself to a dead end, and this guy replied weakly:

"That person said that my sister and I looked alike, almost the same. "In the eyes of others, Dai Muxue is a big beauty, how can he say that he will not be inferior as a younger brother?

"I can only say that your sister is self-aware, and she knows that she looks 'not good', so she found a man who is even worse, but you are different from her, you are obviously JB hair, so you have to stick it on your head and flush your hair. The roll is like instant noodles, isn't it visible at a glance?" After being stunned for a long time, Dai Muyang replied suddenly:

"Brother-in-law, are you implying that I am a sling?" Hearing this, Xiao Sheng patted Dai Muyang's shoulder heavily, and said with a smile:

"Epiphany, self-confidence is a good thing, but don't be too inflated, the sling should put yourself in the position of the sling, counterattack the handsome and rich at the same time, don't forget your own conditions. Let's go, it's almost noon, please have a meal. ”

"What? Aren't you supposed to invite my brother-in-law to dinner?"

"There's no cost to chase a girl, don't you want to learn experience?" in one sentence, completely killed all of Dai Muyang's thoughts, a few months' salary, it is estimated that this meal is enough to choke......

Fortunately, Xiao Daguan is benevolent and righteous, and he only found a fast food restaurant, and he will settle for a while, which made Dai Muyang's face smile again, this guy wants to learn experience, and he doesn't want to pay tuition, what is the difference between this and reading pirated novels? Damn, extremely hateful......

Playing his three-inch tongue, he flickered Dai Muyang on the opposite side for a moment, stunned! forgot to eat the rice in front of him, and after his epiphany, when he wanted to eat again, he found that there was no gutter oil left on the plate.

"I'm full, are you full? I'll send you back to school." At this moment, Dai Muyang had a feeling of insanity.

Dai Muyang took his brother-in-law's earnest teachings to heart, but when he got out of the car, he looked quite resentful, and Xiao Sheng had goosebumps when he saw it......

"Brother-in-law, don't look at you hopelessly, in the next life, reincarnate as a woman in the next life, and find a man like my brother. Well...... That's all there is to it. Xiao Sheng's words made Dai Muyang laugh stupidly a few times in an instant, and said another sentence after a long time:

"Brother-in-law, there are still some small questions, please tell me, what is that......"

"What's that??" Hearing this, Dai Muyang's eyes lit up, and he dared to ask:

"It's drip, it's drip, my roommates, they brag all day long, they are all hours at a time, and one is more fierce, two and a half, I've had a few times, why it's only a few minutes?" Hearing this, Xiao Sheng laughed wildly, and then replied:

"One hour that's a donkey, two hours, are you sure, he's not talking about an electric rod, or a dead thing like a cucumber? As for a few minutes, that's a normal person. Of course, normal men are likely to find it difficult to meet the needs of a tough girl, basically the girls who come out on dates, are more vigorous in this regard, call me brother-in-law, eat your eighty yuan fast food, don't let you shout in vain, and you won't eat in vain, teach you a few methods, learn and use ......"

"Definitely, definitely. ”

"When you go out on a date, the general girl will let you bring a condom, and if your own conditions can't be met, then use external forces. Bring one first, put a layer of toilet paper on top, and then another one to effectively prevent premature ejaculation...... What's more, the sleeve is worn to the end, and the front is cut off ......."

"Cut it out?"

"Brain-dead is at most like you, I said it's a trick...... And then add some lubricant or something......"

"This is really not ......" Looking at Dai Muyang's more serious expression, Xiao Sheng had an urge to smoke him:

"You're embarrassed to buy sesame oil in the supermarket, right? A whole bottle is enough for you to use for a year. Oh yes, smear the oil, put another one, double feel...... Effective extension for at least 5 minutes. ”

"Really? After hearing Dai Muyang's question, Xiao Sheng resolutely straightened his waist and said evilly:

"Do I need it, remember, don't apply wind oil, safflower oil, or anything like that, or they'll kill you......"

(Nonsense, pure entertainment.) ）