"Brother is just a legend"

Chen Xu, an all-round creative music player born in the 80s on the earth who integrates lyrics, composition, arrangement, choreography, and RapMake, has become popular in every corner of major colleges and universities in a certain era. Especially the first lyric "Please stop being obsessed with Oh Brother is just a legend" is a mess in that era, on the Internet, offline, in every moment, in everyone's mouth.

Of course, the first person to say this sentence was not Chen Xu, but it did not affect the popularity of this song and this sentence in the slightest, especially the cynical detachment expressed in it, which made this sentence very free and chic, and it catered to a large number of non-mainstream young people who deliberately hid themselves and showed a high-profile social position of retreating as advance.

To put it bluntly, my brother is pretending to be forced, but pretending to be forced is also divided into three, six, nine and so on, what is the highest realm of pretending to be forced?

Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend! Brother is no longer in the rivers and lakes, but there is a legend of brother in the rivers and lakes......

I'm afraid that the culmination of the world's pretending people is this sentence, and the reason why this sentence is terrible or powerful is that you know that the person who said this must be pretending to be forced, but you just can't hate him, and even faintly worship a little bit, worship the low-key luxury and connotation of the atmosphere, worship this kind of free-sounding messy life realm.

Especially for young people, whether it is narcissistic posing or picking up girls, this is a big killer!

Cruel! **！ Handsome! That's not enough to describe the feeling I felt when I first heard this song, so—

Whoop!

Only shouting!

In order to vent the surging enthusiasm in my heart when I listened to Li Youyang sing such a song "Brother is Just a Legend" at this time!

"Oh! Oh, my God! It's so handsome! ”

"Li Youyang! I love you!! ”

"I love you! You're a legend! ”

"Brother is just a legend! Please don't be crazy about crushing! ”

"Don't be obsessed with brother! Ahh Oooh oh ――――――"

“………………”

The young people in the audience collectively burst out, but the old people such as Xiahou Changying and Xi Shuang were dumbfounded, and for a long time, it was Qin Taosheng who made a voice in his throat: "This, how is this possible?" How can this guy's singing path be so varied? Catering, it can fully cater to all kinds of people! ”

"What's impossible about that? That's nice! That's nice! It's really great! It was Niya who said this, and at this time, I saw that this dance queen was also full of little stars, and then suddenly shouted at Li Youyang!

"Li Youyang! I was born before I was born! I'm old! If there is a next life, I will definitely shout to you like these young people below! Crazy obsession with you! Fall in love with you! And you have to compete with Chen Ying! It's not fair! Why is it that only Chen Ying can be lucky enough to stay with an excellent man like you for the rest of her life! ”

A cry to the youth? Aren't you shouting right now?

Also, I was born before I was born, and I am old when you were born......

This sentence seems to be even more unreasonable, Li Youyang peeked at the fact that although he is nearly forty years old, because of his identity as a top dancer, his body is plump and graceful, and he is even more mature and charming, and sexy! Needless to say, all kinds of maintenance are not to be detailed, the skin is white and beautiful, ruddy and full, no matter how you look at it, she is a big beauty in her early twenties!

If you can say "Jun Sheng, I'm old", then I really don't leave a little chance for rising stars!

In fact, there is no need to wait for the next life at all, just running over and competing with other women for a man like this is a great pressure on other women!

Seeing that Niya had become in this state, Li Youyang hurriedly choked back into his stomach with the words of the queen of the song.

What did he want to say?

……………

This world created brother, so that we can better and more to worship, respect, but also to create a beautiful yearning for everyone, people often say that people have hope, life has a head, life is more valuable. If it is the other way around, then the existence of the brother can only be a scourge. Friends, if that's the case, my brother will also be upset.

For our bright future, for our happy family, don't lose yourself, don't be blindly obsessed, more we have to understand and respect, so as not to live up to the beautiful feelings that my brother brought to you.

Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend! Brother is no longer in the rivers and lakes, but the legend of the brother is circulating on the rivers and lakes.

……………

Li Youyang's belly manuscript has been typed, and he planned to copy this post that was once popular on the earth, but when he saw this situation, he had to give up, otherwise he really didn't know what kind of restlessness it would cause, and how many pink, cute, dumb and cute would be made, and the little sister-in-law who would be scratched by cats and cats would be miserably clawed!

Nanwu Yami tofu!

The Buddha said, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, my brother has always quit emptiness and not sex, but we should stay away from the couple, brother is really just a legend.

Li is well versed in the way of receiving when he sees a good thing, and said that he originally sang such a song temporarily, who would have thought that this forced pretending to be a big hair would be accidental, and the non-mainstream crowd really had to use non-mainstream means to deal with it! I think this song will definitely be closer to your heart.

And now, brother hurry up and retire! Next! Hurry up to the next song!

It's just, uh! What should be the next song?

Li Youyang was a little confused for a while, but soon someone made him completely sober!

…………………

The sudden tingling pain in his waist was so familiar and strange!

What is familiar is that this is clearly someone twisting themselves again!

What is strange is that this strength is rushed......

Shhh

Li Youyang gasped and forcibly didn't scream.

Nima! This is clearly not Li Yiyi's twist! When Li Yiyi twisted it, he grabbed a lot of it, and the tragedy was at most the Normandy landing.

But now? This feeling is that someone has pinched up a little bit of meat, really only a small bit, and then the battle situation has returned from a full-scale battlefield to a local operation, but this is just a hurry......

Nima, for Mao's brother, it feels like Mars hit the earth!

Hurt!

It really hurts!

It can be seen how dark the pinching person is, and how angry he is at the same time!

"Ahh Xiaoying! You... You... How did you get up! ”

Li Youyang turned his head with a bitter face and saw Chen Ying's little face that the boss didn't want to have, he really didn't expect that Chen Ying, who has always been gentle and gentle, would take over this twisting stick from Li Yiyi's hands, and there is also a posture that is better than blue, an unprecedented pinch, such an unprecedented pain!

"Are you stupid? Didn't you just say that? After you finish singing the two songs, you will sing them in a different person, and then Yiyi and Sasha, Dandan, and finally Dong Dong will appear! ”

"Oh!"

"Oh what! Hurry up and roll my baby cow! People are upset when they look at you! People are going to sing, don't be an eyesore here! ”

Baby cow rolling, right?

This is clearly telling me to hurry up and roll the calf! Where did my little Yingying come from to be so atmospheric! No, it's a disease, it needs to be cured!

"Hey, Xiao Yingying......"

"Come less! Who is your little Yingying! I know that you are not at ease, Ao Bao will meet for a while, and it will be a legend for a while, and you have never told anyone about these two songs! ”

"You say, which girl are you going to meet in Aobao, and which woman do you want to be the brother? Hmph......"

Chen Ying twisted her small waist, and the little hand on Li Youyang's body wanted to exert herself again.

Li Youyang, this sweat! The heart said that the problem appeared here. Once this woman falls in love, it is trouble, but I have to say that the woman at this time is the most lovely, so that the man can be willing, and even crazy to sacrifice everything for her.

"How can there be! Isn't it just a song? Where do you want to go! Am I my brother, me! ”

Li Youyang wanted to say that I am not your brother and Yiyi's brother?

But after thinking about it, this song is to let the sister paper not be obsessed with my brother, once I say this to Chen Ying, will I not be completely twisted to death by this little cutie in the next second?

"I mean, which song are you going to sing next? I can't go down, I've got to give you an accompaniment on it! ”

Li Youyang began to adopt roundabout tactics, and at the same time, he was also very curious about which song Chen Ying would sing next, originally discussed, this time let Chen Ying sing Han Baoyi's "Pink Memories", which completely established Chen Ying's status as the queen of sweet songs, but according to the current point of view, especially according to Li Youyang's understanding of her, Chen Ying, who is full of resentment, may not really choose such a sweet song.

So what song will it be?

During this time, Li Youyang really taught Chen Ying too many songs, so it was really difficult for him to think about what songs Chen Ying would sing for a while.

"No, you don't! Hurry up and get down for me! ”

"Yes, no, hurry down!"

"Uh......"

Li Youyang was thrown off the stage in such a miserable way, and was replaced by Chen Ying's sisters Tao, Li Yiyi, Du Shasha and even Nie Yudan all picked up their own musical instruments and quickly lined up on the stage, but it just looked like Li Yiyi and Du Shasha were also very unkind!

Could it be that my brother's two songs offended a lot of sister papers?

I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!

In recent years, people's hearts have been scattered, the team is not easy to bring, and their wings are hard, and they all want to fly solo...... Alas, what a disaster!

But worse is yet to come.

When a Li Youyang sounds very familiar and very emotional, but he can hear it every day for 365 days a year, and after hearing the melody that he will definitely vomit at the end, the whole world is unreal!

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There are so many beautiful women all around you

But it seems that only I have taken a fancy to it

After love, they don't come to me

I always say that you are very busy and have no time to accompany me

There are a lot of babes in your portal

It turns out that I am just one of them

I'm so sad to ask you why

Isn't it enough for me to be infatuated with me?

I can't afford to hurt, I really can't afford to hurt

I think you think you think you think you think it's dark

The phone calls you and the beauty is in your arms again

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you until my heart is like a drop of blood

I can't afford to hurt, I really can't afford to hurt

I counted and counted until I gave up

There is a conscience and a wood of conscience, and the dog of your conscience will take it away

I hate you, hate you, hate you to the point of forgetting completely

…………………

Young Master Li slapped his head, Nima! But! Could it be that this rhythm is for my brother to open like this, the curtain of the Divine Comedy in this world?

Nima, this is a complete disaster! I don't know if after today, there will be people who are shocked and point to their noses and scold!

Lee Melodious! You have set the entire Chinese music scene back 20 years!!