Chapter 198: Stupid Death
Yang Dong had already asked Zhang Jiatuo to get this batch of goods, none of these goods could be bought in the market, and they were very expensive, but this was not a problem for Zhang Jia.
It's just that there is still a problem now, that is, how to bring it into the examination room, the entrance examination inspection is very strict, if it is found out, it may be banned for life, this risk is too great, and it is not something that ordinary students can bear.
When the students saw the headphones and listened to Pang Yu talk about the function, they all knew what Yang Dong was going to do, and they all looked at Yang Dong, but they didn't know how to bring these things in.
Don't look at the students in a class who are usually not afraid of the sky and the earth, they are still very afraid to bring this kind of thing in.
"You don't have to worry about it, I'm responsible for bringing it in, you just bring all the admission tickets and pencils into the examination room, I'll get these things for you, and then you can find a place in the examination room and wait for me, in addition, you can't let anyone else know about this matter, including Teacher Yin." ”
In this car, the driver is Zhang Jia's subordinates, and the rest are all a class of students, Yang Dong doesn't want to make this matter known to everyone.
The students in the first class didn't know how Yang Dong was going to bring in so many headphones, if they couldn't bring them in, they would memorize a few professional terms now, and they would still have to scratch blind when they saw the test papers.
This year's college entrance examination is as strict as in previous years, the only difference is that the testing instruments used are more advanced, and several guards with loaded guns stand on both sides of the instruments, which has a special deterrent effect.
The students of the first class passed through one after another, Yang Dong looked at it, but did not go in immediately, but walked around the examination room outside, and saw a big tree in one place, Yang Dong threw the headphones wrapped in a bag in his hand and threw them up, and then entered the examination room normally with the examination tools.
Taking advantage of the time when no one was paying attention, Yang Dong came to a balcony and watched the bags on the tree perform the star-absorbing method. Suck hard, and the bag came into your hand.
After getting the bag, Yang Dong breathed a sigh of relief, but at the moment he turned around, he saw a female teacher wearing a bag skirt and a good figure coming over in the corridor in front of him, who seemed to be an invigilator. Yang Dong hurriedly put the bag behind him.
"What do you have in your hand? ”
The female teacher had sharp eyes, and at a glance she saw that Yang Dong was hiding something, and it was the sensitive time of the college entrance examination, so she immediately became vigilant.
"Nothing. Yang Dong stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of the female teacher.
"The other hand. The female teacher said coldly.
Yang Dong was embarrassed for a moment, withdrew his right hand and put it on his waist, urged the Star Absorbing Dafa, sucked the bag behind him, stretched out his left hand and shook it: "It's nothing." ”
"Why did that hand go down? Lift it up together. "The female teacher is not relenting.
"Damn, teacher, don't go too far, what do you look like when you raise your hands?
"Less nonsense, if you don't lift it, I'll inform the guards. ”
"Okay. Yang Dong lowered his head and was silent, the female teacher forced Yang Dong to look at him, and did not give him the slightest opportunity to make small movements. Yang Dong had no choice but to raise his hands.
"Teacher. Your pants are open. Yang Dong said suddenly.
"You brutal student, you talk nonsense again......"
The female teacher suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when she looked down, she saw that the zipper of her skirt was indeed open.
The skirt was tight, and as soon as the zipper was loosened, it immediately collapsed. Reveals the pink inner inside.
The female teacher is embarrassed, if it were usual, the female teacher would definitely turn around and run away, but now that the college entrance examination is important, Yang Dong's actions are too suspicious. The female teacher felt that she couldn't just walk like that.
What's even more odious is that Yang Dong actually stared at his inside, and the female teacher decided that she must not let Yang Dong go today.
The female teacher blushed, plucked up her courage, and pulled the zipper in front of Yang Dong.
Yang Dong was speechless, don't leave here, you can't get along with me, then it's no wonder that I'm not going to go.
"Boom"
The female teacher was pulling the zipper, and suddenly there was a crisp sound, and the zipper was pulled off, the female teacher was very surprised, this is a group of famous brands that she spent thousands of yuan to buy in a specialty store, how can the quality be so poor?
As soon as the zipper collapsed, the female teacher's skirt could no longer be worn, so she could only lift one skirt with both hands to wrap the hips and the root of the legs.
Don't leave yet...... Isn't that too dedicated?
"Female teacher, the black wool inside you is coming out. Yang Dong kindly reminded the female teacher.
The female teacher looked down, and sure enough, there were several black wool threads popping out, which were particularly conspicuous on the pink inside.
In front of a student, I couldn't hold back any longer, turned around, covered my face, and ran to the women's toilet at the end of the corridor crying.
Yang Dong sighed, alas, why bother.
But as soon as the female teacher left, another sound and shadow came out of the staircase, it was Yin Dongzhu, and Yang Dong immediately had a pain in his scalp.
Yin Dongzhu glanced at the female teacher who was crying and running away, and then at Yang Dong, and immediately became angry, definitely Yang Dong was flirting with others again, this bad student is really hopeless.
Three or two steps walked up to Yang Dong, and said with a cold face: "Did you do something bad again?"
"Nope. Yang Dong immediately raised his hands and signaled that he didn't have anything in his hands.
Yin Dongzhu was stunned, she didn't let Yang Dong raise his hand.
"I'm asking you if you said anything unclean to other people's beautiful female teachers again?"
"Oh, you ask this, no. ”
"Really?"
"I don't believe she'll come out later, you can ask her. ”
Yin Dongzhu's face softened at this time, and he warned Yang Dong: "If you don't have it, you will be encouraged, remember not to flirt with other beautiful female teachers, you know?"
"It means that you can flirt with your own beautiful female teacher. Yang Dong said with a smile.
Yin Dongzhu immediately flew his cheeks, eager to kick and break Yang Dong's leg.
"Take the exam well, otherwise you won't even be able to get a wife if you don't have any interest in the future, it depends on who you are molesting. ”
Yin Dongzhu said hatefully, turned around and left, "When the college entrance examination is over, the teacher-student relationship will be over, and you won't have a chance to flirt if you want to." ”
Seeing Yin Dongzhu leaving, Yang Dong breathed a sigh of relief, quickly sucked the cloth bag up from the balcony, and quickly took out the earphone pieces inside and put them on his body, these earphone pieces are very small, and after being installed separately, more than forty pairs of headphones do not take up space at all.
Listening to the time on the radio, there were fifteen minutes left before the start of the first Chinese exam, Yang Dong quickly arrived at the place agreed with the first class of students, and the first class of students gathered together, pretending to discuss the topic, and they were all happy to see Yang Dong arrive.
Yang Dong quickly put the headphones into the ears of each student in the first class, and then dispersed into the examination room, the inspection outside the examination room was much easier, there was no professional equipment, only to check whether they brought a mobile phone or something, and all the students in the first class entered the room.
Yang Dong got the test paper, glanced at it roughly, it was not difficult or simple, and he started the question quickly.
For Yang Dong, as long as he remembers the problem with similar solutions, he can quickly reflect the whole process of solving the problem, and if there is no problem with similar solutions, then Yang Dong really won't.
In this case, Yang Dong did the question very quickly.
The pinyin in front,Typos or something,It's all practiced before.,It's not a rare question.,The main points of the sorting questions are just a few.,Poetry appreciation or something in the back.,The answering routines are pretty much the same.,Yang Dong answered all of them quickly.,The other fill-in-the-blank dictation is Yang Dong's forte.,The front took a total of only twenty minutes.。
The rest is the composition, after seeing the essay title, many of the model essays that I saw came to mind, and Yang Dong quickly guessed the possible scoring point with the essay title as the center.
It's just that this is not enough for Yang Dong to write a good essay, the composition is different from the previous questions, even if it is the so-called flexible questions, such as reading comprehension, such as poetry comprehension, in fact, they are all fixed answer points, as long as they are answered, they will be scored.
But this composition, even if it is a routine, has more or less pen power in it, and it is not made by memorization.
Yang Dong didn't have any extra time to think, so he could only quickly write an essay according to the scoring points that came to mind and refer to similar model essays he had seen before.
It took less than forty minutes before and after, and Yang Dong immediately handed over the file and left.
"Isn't he going to finish this dead man?"
Tang Yanran was in another examination room, and saw Yang Dong handing in the papers so early from the window, and she was angry, she had worked hard to tutor him for so long, just to ask him to do well in the exam, but looking at Yang Dong's appearance, it was obvious that he didn't take the exam seriously.
Tang Yanran was on the bus this morning and took the time to correct the test paper for Yang Dong, I have to say that Yang Dong's progress has exceeded Tang Yanran's imagination, but compared with himself, there is still a gap, and he said that at least he was admitted to Fudan, why didn't he take it seriously?
"Classmates, don't look around. Suddenly, the invigilator's stern voice came, Tang Yanran had to bury her head and continue to check her questions, she was not as confident as Yang Dong, although it was done in more than thirty minutes, but Tang Yanran was still afraid that something would go wrong.
Yang Dong didn't know Tang Yanran's complaints, after leaving the examination room, he immediately left the teaching building, and ran to the remote toilet next to the playground as fast as possible.
Seeing Yang Dong, the female teacher was angry, but before she could react, Yang Dong was like a gust of wind, blowing away.
"It must be a bad student who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he came out so early, didn't he do the question at all?" the female teacher glanced at Yang Dong with disdain.
When Yang Dong arrived at the toilet, he immediately began to read the answers into the earphones, but fortunately, Yang Dong had a good memory, otherwise he would have remembered all the questions and answers.
Question 1A, Question 2C, Question 3C...... The first question is analyzed from the artistic conception, mainly to express the author's feelings that he has never met, don't write the same answer...... If you don't understand this, you deserve not to be admitted to college...... That empty fill Li Yu...... Next to the word fire, the sun rises and falls...... Don't talk anymore, lest you be discovered by the invigilator, and if you can't write, you can scribble, and it's okay to lose two points......
After reading a set of answers, Yang Dong found that he really overestimated the level of a class of students, but he finally finished reading the answers, as long as he was not stupid, he should be able to answer most of them, and this was enough. (To be continued......)