There's a good saying.

Since you can't resist, let's enjoy it.

Wang Yaowu is not a stupid person, he knows that he has no strength to confront the government at all, and he bragged before that if he collected all seven gourd babies, the court would have to recruit peace. But in fact, the gourd baby's ability is not very big, and if you want to resist, it is estimated that if you come to a high truth, you will be wiped out.

So.

Resistance is absolutely unacceptable.

Since you can't resist, you want to keep the gourd babies, don't let the bad guys, or don't let the government hunt down the gourd babies. Then you can only choose to join the government system and become a part of the government system, everyone is their own people, and they should no longer be embarrassed by each other.

"Yes, join the Cultural Protection Commission!"

"With my gourd baby's ability, it is not a problem to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and what the Cultural Protection Commission does is the work of subduing demons and eliminating demons, isn't it just right for me? ”

With this thought, Wang Yaowu's tangled heart is finally more comfortable.

After discussing this with their parents, Wang Yongjun and Xu Ping also supported this initiative after thinking about it. Wang Yongjun himself is a militia platoon leader, and he is also an official, Xu Ping originally competed for the village women's director, but was unsuccessful, and has always regretted it. For his old couple, the government is trustworthy.

Although there is usually no less scolding, everyone still wants to enter the government.

"But don't worry, drag it first, if Zhao Yiwu still wants to grab the gourd vine, see if he can bear it. If you can bear it, you will continue to drag it, and if you can't bear it, you should quickly contact Li Xingyu and join the Cultural Protection Commission. ”

"Well, I have to pull Li Xingyu's line, it just so happens that the last time I went to the Iron Dome Laojun Temple, I saw Master Xu Xinghai and knew Li Xingyu's old bottom. I'm in a position to handle that, and he'll definitely cooperate with me. I heard that the Cultural Protection Commission is nominally a leader named Xu Weilai, but in fact, the real leader is Li Xingyu, the secretary general. ”

Wang Yaowu said.

Suddenly, I felt that the Cultural Protection Commission was simply a bunch of rice buckets...... Li Xingyu's level is completely half a bottle of water, and he has learned a little bit of the fur of the thirty-six methods of Tiangang, which is okay to deal with ordinary goblins, but he can only fart and urine when dealing with Wutong God. At this level, it is estimated that his own gourd baby can beat him.

"Li Xingyu can be the secretary general, I went in, it is definitely at the thigh level! I have two gourd babies, and there will be five gourd babies in the future! When the time comes, I will not have the final say in the Cultural Protection Commission!"

Thinking about it this way, I was still a little excited in my heart.

He doesn't want to dominate the world, and he doesn't have the ability, but it's good that he can occupy the mountain as the king in Nanyun County. While subduing demons and destroying demons and occupying the mountain as the king, while operating Huaguo Mountain to make money, this life is absolutely perfect.

"Mom and Dad, you all settle down, since you have accepted the gourd baby, it is absolutely impossible to live a peaceful life! The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, I don't believe in this crisis, we can't deal with it!" In an instant, Wang Yaowu, who had figured it out, had his self-confidence back.

……

At the same time, the other side.

Zhao Yiwu returned to the hotel with a blue nose and swollen face, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "I'm so angry, I was beaten like this by two little gourd babies! I miss me Zhao Yiwu, since I returned from Longhu Mountain, I can be regarded as a great name in Wancheng! I can't deal with two children!"

He took out his mobile phone and prepared to call his brothers and sisters who were studying art in Longhu Mountain immediately.

Ask them to help.

But as soon as he turned out the number, he extinguished his thoughts: "No, I can't reveal the secret of the gourd baby, these brothers of mine, those who are pure and have few desires are all left on the mountain, and the insatiable ones have gone down the mountain...... The gourd baby is mine, it must be mine!"

He didn't want to tell his brothers, for fear of being snatched away by them.

"Just go and grab it? No, it's too high-profile, in case it attracts the attention of others, it's not easy to run away." ”

As long as the family surnamed Wang is not a fool, they will definitely not sell. ”

"Murder and robbery? is even more unreliable, the government is too strict in this regard, once I kill someone, I don't want to live in peace in this life." ”

"It's not the family surnamed Wang that is really difficult to deal with, but the two gourd babies. One vine and seven babies, there must be telepathy and other abilities between them, and they have to lure away the gourd babies first. But how can it be led away for a while? It was revealed last night, and the surnamed Wang family must be preparing. ”

"The night is long and there are many dreams, I must use the thunderbolt method!"

Pacing in the hotel room, he poured another glass of fruit wine, and when the delicious fruit wine was in his stomach, his face became more and more gloomy: "The gourd baby is mine, these are all mine!"

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Liu Wei called: "My Master Zhao, why did you have a conflict with Boss Wang, you two are both masters, don't fall out casually!"

"You don't have to worry about this!"

"I ......"

"I said, you don't have to care, you are a mortal person, just take care of yourself, do you still want to take care of me?" Zhao Yiwu's tone was not good.

Liu Wei didn't say much on the other end of the phone, but said, "Master Zhao, I invited you to deal with the Five Gods." ”

"You don't need to be reminded. ”

Zhao Yiwu hung up the phone directly, and then his eyes lit up, and he pondered in his heart: "Wutong God!" Yes, Wutong God may be able to help me deal with the gourd baby, all goblins are attractive to the essence between heaven and earth, especially this kind of evil, and I can't stand the taste of essence." ”

"The essence of the human body will only escape when it is joyful, angry, sad, and happy, and the five gods must be through the way of giving wealth and fornication, creating emotions, absorbing the essence of the human body, and nourishing and growing. If I use the essence to attract, it is easy to attract the Wutong God to the gourd vine. ”

"When the time comes, let Wutong God deal with the two gourd babies, and I will pull out the gourd vines. He laughed and grabbed a sour jujube on the table, which was also sent by Liu Wei, "Sour jujubes and fruit wine are all full of essence, Wutong God will definitely be attracted, and when the time comes, everything will be at your fingertips!"

Thinking of this, he simply rested for a day to heal the damage caused by the gourd baby's violent beating.

At about twelve o'clock the next night, he drove to Xu Guangcai's small villa alone, took out the rune paper and made some tinkering, and successfully drew out a yin wind.

Using the essence of fruit wine and sour dates, it always attracts the five gods.

drove all the way, and soon came to Hangshan Village in the darkness of the night, and found Wang Yaowu's home. Wang Yaowu's house was brightly lit, and he was obviously prepared.

Zhao Yiwu smiled coldly, parked the Mercedes-Benz on the side of the road not far away, got out of the car by himself, and pasted a rune paper on his body.

"Seventy-two Earth Evil Techniques!Resist the Wind!Little Wutong God, give me the past!" The rune paper spontaneously combusted, he pinched the magic trick in his hand, pointed to the dark place, and the yin wind swept past him, and went straight to Wang Yaowu's house.

There was a hint of smugness.

Zhao Yiwu followed behind unhurriedly and walked towards Wang Yaowu's house: "Without the gourd baby's helper, I see who can stop me from pulling out the gourd vine!"

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In the yard, Xu Ping fanned her fan and muttered to herself: "The yellow gourd seems to be swaying a lot lately, isn't it going to be ripe, three babies, three babies, come out quickly, grandma misses you." ”