"Honey, get up and get your ass in the sun. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" gentle and delicate voice.

"Huh?" Zhang Can opened his eyes in a daze and saw Yu Yue'er lying on the edge of the bed with a bright smile.

"Husband, the toothpaste has been squeezed for you." Yu Yue'er raised the mouthwash cup to her brows very attentively, which was quite a bit of an eyebrow.

"Honey, hurry up for breakfast, it's your favorite omelette." Yu Yue'er's hair was coiled behind her head, and she was wearing an apron on her body, looking very dignified and beautiful.

Zhang Can was stunned. I'm not dreaming, am I?! Is this really Yue'er? Why are you so virtuous all of a sudden, can't you have something to ask me? Or did she change sex? It's like a dream!

I can't be dreaming!

Then, Zhang Can woke up.

Zhang Can rubbed his fluffy hair and yawned. There is no one in the bed, and I always feel cold.

Sure enough, it was really a dream.

Zhang Can fumbled and picked up the folded clothes at the head of the bed. On the white T-shirt, a huge toad is printed. This is the love road outfit that Yu Yue'er bought back two days ago, and her T-shirt is printed with a princess.

Zhang Can sighed again at this creative world, but it would be better if novels and games could also be infinitely creative. When I'm alone, I always like to think about weird things. Zhang Can was in this state at this time.

"The end of the world is my love! Hey! Zhang Can's cell phone rang.

"Hello?" In a nasal voice, he asked weakly, "Which one?" ”

"Is it Teacher Zhang Can?"

"Yes." Zhang Can rubbed his nose and replied.

"I'm a member of the staff of "I'm the Smartest", when are you going to go out? We will send someone to pick you up. ”

"Pick me up?" Zhang Can was stunned for a moment, and then a sense of honor as a superstar gushed out.

"Yes, because when the Moon Lady is not available for assistants, we also send someone to pick it up." Yu Yue'er naturally did not participate in "I am the smartest". It's just that everyone works together, which celebrity naturally knows what habits they have, if Yu Yue'er is not available, the program team will send someone to pick him up.

"Oh," Zhang Can understood as soon as he heard it, it turned out that it was not that he was famous, but that Yu Yue'er had this habit, and everyone knew that he didn't have an assistant, so he would come to pick him up.

"No, I'll just take a taxi myself." It was so troublesome to pick him up, back and forth, Zhang Can directly refused.

"So, do you know our address? Need a text message from you? "The staff asked politely.

"Is it the same place as "Starlight"? I seem to have seen the poster for "I'm the Smartest" last time. Zhang Can asked.

"That's right," the staff asked, still a little worried, "or we'll send a car to pick you up, I heard that you don't have an assistant." ”

"No need." Zhang Can replied, "Every time Yu Yue'er needs someone to pick her up, it's because she is a road idiot, my cranial nerves are still normal, I can take a taxi over, I don't have to trouble you." ”

Wash your face and brush your teeth, eat and go downstairs. I took a taxi and got to the radio station.

There was no bloody incident such as being stopped at the door, after all, Zhang Can's handsome face, no one believes him if you say that he is not a star.

Zhang Can estimated that it shouldn't be to consolidate his fame, Yu Yue'er wanted him to slap his face!

From the backstage, seeing Xiang Jing with a sullen face, Zhang Can confirmed this.

……

The variety show is called "I'm the Smartest"

The guests in this issue are, Xiang Jing, Zhang Can, Lu Chen......

As we all know, Detective: a character that exists almost exclusively in mystery novels. Generally neurotic, arrogant, quirky, and has a bad relationship with the police; Good at pretending to be mysterious, pay attention to some details; Basically, it's going to stink the whole book, and then it works wonders on the last page, and then laughs at everyone, which is more annoying.

Of course, the term detective is not as popular at the moment.

So, appearing on this show, pointing at someone's nose and yelling,

"You're the murderer!"

It's impossible.

……

In the background, the staff surnamed Du who called Zhang Can was called, and he explained the rules to Zhang Can.

"I'm the Smartest" is divided into several parts.

It's a bit like a guessing game, and a little like Detective Conan.

The scores of several rounds are different, and the person with the highest score at the end wins, and will receive a reward.

"Hello everyone, I'm Daguang, the host of this issue." The lonely host jumped out and shouted happily,

"Our slogan is!"

Then there was a mess in the audience, shouting everything, in short, Zhang Can didn't hear what the slogan of this show was. And Daguang actually took it directly,

"That's right, our slogan is, find the murderer, I'm the smartest!"

Hehe. Zhang Can was embarrassed by the honey on the side.

He really doesn't understand, the star is so creative with the same style, and the novel is not creative at all.

Detective variety shows have come out, but mystery novels are not yet available.

In fact, nowadays mystery novels are called detective novels. It's just that domestic detective novels are not hot. Not even martial arts. After all, martial arts is the quintessence of the country, and no matter how it declines, it has a foundation.

But detective novels are spread from abroad. The root is shallow.

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Can understood that it must be because of Fusu's wings that he fanned away "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness", Bao Zheng, Di Renjie, the deeds of these people should be recorded, but the novel must be gone.

"Let me introduce you, the judge of our challenge is, Officer Mumu!"

"Officer Mumu?" Zhang Can was stunned, no, is it that Mumu? Did I cross over?

Is this the world of Detective Conan?

Zhang Can's hands and feet were weak, and his limbs were cold, until he saw the young man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, thin and delicate, and the name of Officer Mu Mu on the big screen.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Not crossing.

On the big screen, the deeds of this wooden police officer are recorded in detail.

A family of policemen, a bachelor's and master's degree at Jingcheng University, cracked a major case as soon as he graduated.

Up to now, in the five years of being a police officer, countless cases have been solved.

It's another proper male protagonist standard.

Zhang Can touched his face and sighed, fortunately, I have a face!

Digging a groove, it's amazing. Lu Chen, who was beside Zhang Can, exclaimed!

appeared again, Zhang Can sighed, why did Lu Chen be there in all the shows he participated in.

It has to be said that this is a very unsweet coincidence.

Xiang Jing didn't pay attention to these at all, he kept staring at Zhang Can.

Good guy, this time let me, Xiang Jing, full of wisdom, unravel your true face!

"The people involved in the investigation of this issue of the case include the recent Zhenghu, novelist, Xueba, Zhang Can!" Daguang introduced.

Zhang Can beckoned to the audience, which immediately caused female fans to scream.

Seeing the big screen, a photo of him appeared, handsome and chic. It caused a burst of wild shouts from the fans below!

The most terrifying thing is that under Zhang Can's card, there is also a special move.

Unilateral Manic Attack Overwhelming Eloquence, followed by a parentheses, presumably an explanation of this skill, (swearing).

What the hell is this show, aren't you guys just a murderer guessing game!

Also, why is my nirvana swearing!

This is slander!

……

* Got a problem playing the game, is it cheating? No.

I saw Officer Mumu, did you cross over? No.

The beaten eye is a gold star, is it a system? No.

Does the protagonist have nothing? No, he still has a face!