Once a woman is sexually blissed, she becomes a big fool! She does all kinds of stupid things! She knows that her husband is very young, and it is impossible to defeat him, and he can use all the methods he can use, but it still does not work; she mutters for a while; the queen mother does not appear in her pupils, and complains loudly: "The sky is almost dawn, why is the queen mother still not awake? If you get another bottle of magic and ghost medicine, will not all the problems be solved?"

Chang'e is not like me, she can say whatever she wants, and I can't open my mouth! As she said, what is this?

The back of my hand doesn't seem to be very purple, but it still hurts a little, and I don't feel anything if I don't touch it......

Chang'e is different from me, she only cares about sexual well-being...... The gods and ghosts drugged her upset, and she was always chattering...... I don't know why she is so widowed? Is it that after separating from Hou Yi, she has been lonely? So, what about Wu Gang? Like a well-behaved little sheep, following her closely, I don't know how many thousand times stronger than me; who would believe that he is innocent? Can he still maintain a land as pure as Elysium......

Chang'e spun around on the moon bed, her hands trembling from time to time, a anxious look appeared on her face, as if she couldn't get over it if she had lost a second of sexual happiness, and just after she was happy, loneliness came back to her heart......

Time passed second by second, and in the end, Chang'e had no choice, with her beautiful feet, she stomped on the full moon bed, jumping and jumping while constantly reading......

Looking at her like that, I suddenly remembered that when we came back from Elysium, we had only used five pills, indicating that the Divine Magic Pills should be here......

Chang'e was busier than I was, rummaging around where she had put her colorful dress and turning into water, and below it was a large round platform, and if she was, it would definitely come into view...... Such a clean floor, it is clear at a glance, no is nothing. Chang'e remembered what Guanyin Bodhisattva said, this medicine queen mother injected fairy energy, the purpose was to make her husband stronger, and she didn't think that she would drill into the soil......

Chang'e panicked and moved the Moon Mirror in front of her, wrote a few words on it, and shouted: "Search!"

The full moon picture is very much like being swept away by the wind, and after a while, the waves roll back, turn around on the screen, and turn on......

The pale yellow reflects the pale yellow, bent like an earthworm, I don't know what it is?

Chang'e lay on it like a blind man, staring at it for a long time, and she didn't understand, so let me come and take a look...... The eye of fire is closer, blind, still not knowing what it is?

I tried my best to expand it with both hands, and the surface of the full moon didn't move at all......

Chang'e saw the problem and shouted at the Full Moon Magic Mirror: "Enlarge it!"

The magic mirror didn't jump, but shrunk smaller and smaller, as if it was deliberately against Chang'e, and was trying to get angry...... Suddenly it became eight times bigger, and we could both roll on it, and the curved lines were about to be as big as my body, and even a blind man like Chang'e just now could see it; add up all these faint yellows, and it was just a few words;

, the broken bottle also flew away......"

I don't have to be stupid to meditate to know; the broken bottle is thrown away in Guanyin's hands, but what about the medicine? Will it be like Guanyin Bodhisattva said?

Chang'e shouted to the Full Moon Magic Mirror again: "I want to see with my own eyes the whereabouts of the gods and ghosts!"

Actually, that's what I want to see, so I naturally keep my eyes glued to ......

The picture of the magic mirror turned into a beetle, biting a hole next to the big bed of the full moon, slowly crawling into it, I don't know how long it took to stop, using a round bean-like pea, gnawing at the damp place in the soil, the more strenuous it became, gnawing out a big nest there, and from the other side, drilling out a beetle like it, with a body twice as big as it, stupid to make trouble......

Chang'e couldn't help but scold: "What's the matter? Let it find gods and ghosts to get drugged, I don't know what to do with this thing?"

At this moment, a few bright words popped up on the screen: "The ghost has been potted with water, and it has been eaten by insects......"

I was just trying to see what the bugs were doing, and suddenly the screen went black and couldn't light up anymore......

Chang'e went crazy! Holding her hands tightly, she knocked me the chest a dozen times, and said, "Husband, I want to be like a worm; hurry up and find a way to ......."

What can I think of? Men tend to have big hearts, but in fact, they have no ability, only women can conquer, and men become big fools......

The sky is dawning unconsciously, the dream of 10,000 years has not been realized, and I still want to find a reason; it's not that I'm incompetent, it's that Chang'e is too strong, I don't know how many times stronger than me!

Chang'e's wish has not been realized, and the dream of producing a lot of dreams is more difficult than heaven......

Wu Gang's humble voice came from outside: "Niangniang, are you still sleeping? I found the matchmaker you were looking for, come out and take a look?"

Chang'e was stunned! She couldn't speak for a long time; who told Wu Gang to go to them? What should I do now?

I clasped my right hand tightly, and laughter still squeezed through my fingers, and it was wonderful! My wives have come to my side, and the family is about to be reunited in the Moon Palace!

Chang'e held her breath in her heart! She beat her chest vigorously and scolded Wu Gangren for doing such a stupid thing? If you raise a large number of wild men who can have a big meal, how can you get so many women? And it is impossible to establish a relationship with them! Who doesn't know that these women are all here to rob their husbands, and if they are used alone, the husband will become a big fool; so many women will definitely become two hundred and fifty ......

Chang'e is a woman who talks about face, she can't just go out to meet guests, she has to sit in front of the dresser, face the mirror, put her hair up high, in addition to drawing her eyebrows and eyes, she also smears her little hair red, and paints her lips into cherry mouths, shouting for a while, my husband will help me get here, and I will let my husband help her get there; it took more than an hour to get it done, and I flashed and put on a colorful long skirt with big wide sleeves, and I always felt that the jade rabbit was inside. I lifted it up high and looked left and right and couldn't find it......

Chang'e said: "It's long gone, one will become a big girl."

People, like children, pull around in their wide sleeves...... I can't say anything, let her go outside from now on, make me stink, and people think I don't care about hygiene—it's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, it's hard to see ......people."

Chang'e is wearing it, so what am I wearing? Going out bare-chested, the wives are not afraid to see it, the key is to prevent Wu Gang, not to let him become a big fool......

She changed me into a big official hat and a blue official uniform, and put on shoes, really like a man who is a big official......

I'm an official, it's not a fake, it's the Jade Emperor himself, unlike those shameless people, who have never been an official in eight lifetimes - even an official can be faked, I don't know what to do as an official? Do you want to pretend to be forced?

Chang'e specially tidied up my collar for me, put her official hat straight, and saw that it was okay, before she took my hand and flew out......

The people outside couldn't wait, and they didn't call until they had enough, and the shouts of a group of women sounded like singing, which was really lovely......

Chang'e held my hand tightly and landed in front of the matchmaker, only to barely hold back a smile, and said a big grin: "Welcome to the Moon Palace! From now on, you have to call me Chang'e Niangniang; you can't call me the Moon Palace Niangniang, it's too ugly; look at the Monkey King, the name is so accurate, it really makes people love to listen!"

How many years has the matchmaker been holding the red line, she can observe words and feelings, and deliberately shouts in a woman's voice: "Niangniang, we don't fight with you, you are the main room, I and Wan Lisa, Silly Red Mom are partial rooms, as long as there are benefits, don't forget your sisters!"

Chang'e secretly scolded in her heart: "There is no good thing! Come here to eat me, use me, and play with me, I wonder if you will do shameless things? Anyway, it is indispensable to guard against people!"

I couldn't stand still and not speak, so I took this opportunity to say to myself, "From now on, this will be our home!

Silly Hong's mother was very happy, and danced and sang a moving song: "Hands vomit and vomit, the beginning of research and development - this is a pair of creative hands, this is a pair of wisdom hands, this is a pair of hands looking forward to the future." This is a pair of charitable hands, this is a pair of loving hands, this is a pair of happy hands. This is a united hand, this is a developed hand, this is a hand that leads to wealth. This is a hand of creation, a hand of wisdom, a hand of visioning the future. This is a pair of charitable hands, this is a pair of loving hands, this is a pair of happy hands. This is a united hand, this is a developed hand, this is a hand that leads to wealth. This is a pair of hands for the future, this is a pair of hands for happiness, this is a pair of hands for wealth. This is a pair of hands for the future, this is a pair of hands for happiness, this is a pair of hands for wealth......"

It's the first time you've heard this song, and if you think about it, what would happen if you didn't have your hands? What would happen if you didn't have your hands? If Guanyin Bodhisattva was really the girl of King Myokzhuang, how uncomfortable was it during the time when she cut off her hands in order to heal her father? The pain is known only to you, or people who have lost their hands feel the same way......

The matchmaker knew Chang'e's character in the space of Elysium, Guanyin, and gently tugged on Lisa's long skirt and whispered, "Let Niangniang take us to see it?"

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable