Chapter 512 - Crazy Advertising

In the office of the column group, Zhai Nan sat in a circle with everyone, all waiting for the start of the broadcast. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The familiar sound of music then sounded, and the opening animation of love and laughter also appeared on the screen. Everyone was nervous and excited.

This is a turnaround battle, whether it can be won or not depends on tonight.

The opening animation passed quickly, and it was the familiar turning stage of laughter again.

The voiceover immediately said, "Welcome to our favorite actors, directors, influencers......"

With the sound of the voice, the stage slowly turned, and when the person standing on the stage appeared in front of the audience, the voiceover suddenly shouted: "Zhai Nan! ”

Zhai Nan stood steadily on the stage, greeted the audience with a smile, and then said: "I just listened to the introduction of the voiceover, I thought I was not the only one who came up!" ”

As soon as Zhai Nan said this, the audience burst into laughter.

Zhai Nan immediately said: "In fact, everyone knows that when ordinary celebrity artists come to the show, there must be works to be promoted. What about me? Actually, I'm here to promote this......" he said, and took a deep breath.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Zhai Nan speak at an astonishing speed, and said quickly: "The eight-core chip of the new mobile phone is really fast and boundless, and the sunshine orchard shakes it before drinking...... Great support for this show! ”

With Zhai Nan's far faster than ordinary people's speech, he quickly read out this series of advertisements, not only without a single typo, but also very clearly, without the slightest pause in between.

Not only that, but Zhai Nan didn't have any teleprompter in front of him, and he didn't have a hand card in his hand. Such a long list of advertisements was completely memorized without the slightest mistake.

The audience was also amazed when they heard Zhai Nan's oral broadcast. I've seen commercials broadcast on the show before, but I've never seen it so slippery.

After this long list of words is finished, there is no rest in the middle of the sentence, and the speed of speech is so fast that ordinary people can't say it at all. Especially at such a fast speaking speed, he can still speak clearly without eating a word.

The audience was stunned for a few seconds, and then suddenly burst into applause.

It's common to applaud on a show, but it's not so common to applaud for an ad.

Zhai Nan stood on the stage and smiled slightly, and then said; "You heard it right, what I just promoted was an advertisement. Because we have been broadcasting several episodes of the show, there is no advertisement for him in one episode, and then these fathers of the financiers decided to withdraw their funds. As a result, we have no money to invite guests, so now we have to let me come up! ”

As soon as Zhai Nan's words came out, the audience laughed again.

Zhai Nan continued: "I don't see it right! I'm going to be a director again, I'm going to be an actor again, and now I'm still a guest, you're not a tired silly boy! ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Zhai Nan followed and said: "So I went to find our Li Wenhua, and Director Li went." I said, Director Li, you dare me to work so much, give me more money! Director Li said to me with an embarrassed face, Xiaonan, we are short of funds now! ”

When Zhai Nan said this, he waved his hand to the audience and said, "Actually, I'm more tight than the budget!" ”

The audience, hearing this, also chuckled.

Zhai Nan continued: "Then I said to Director Li, how about you add some points. Director Li still didn't agree, so I looked for him every day. Later, Director Li finally relented and told me, I'll add a leg to you! ”

When the audience heard this, they immediately laughed.

Zhai Nan looked embarrassed and said, "I thought about it all morning, and it wasn't until it was time to have dinner at noon that I realized that he didn't mean to add food to me!" ”

Hearing Zhai Nan's words, the audience burst into laughter.

At this time, Wang Yuan and Fang Zhi dressed as paparazzi and finally appeared in the corner of the stage.

When Fang Zhi saw Zhai Nan, he said excitedly: "Brother, look, look, it's Zhai Nan!" My mom loves him so much! As he spoke, he punched Wang Yuan with a special fist.

Wang Yuan had a straight face and said, "Can you order it!" ”

Fang Zhijiao snorted, "Who is not a master?" People are many! ”

Wang Yuan shook his head helplessly and said, "Don't talk nonsense, take advantage of the fact that their security guards haven't come to catch up, and hurry up and ask him." ”

The audience was familiar with these two people, and they couldn't help but laugh when they saw them. And these two also came to Zhai Nan's face, especially unprofessional, and took out a voice recorder and camera.

Fang Zhi took the camera and said to Zhai Nan: "Teacher Zhai! My mom likes you so much! Take a picture with me! As he spoke, he hugged Zhai Nan and held the camera, planning to take a selfie with Zhai Nan.

Zhai Nan stopped Fang Zhi with one hand, then took out the new mobile phone and said, "Take pictures, I only use the new new mobile phone!" ”

When the audience saw this, they all burst into laughter.

Zhai Nan held his mobile phone and said to the camera: "Father Jin, are you still satisfied?" ”

And Wang Yuan pulled Fang Zhi over and said, "Wake up, it's time to do serious things!" ”

Fang Zhi replied aggrievedly, and then took out his notebook, intending to start recording Zhai Nan's words.

Wang Yuan asked Zhai Nan directly: "Teacher Zhai, some people on the Internet say that you are an underworld, may I ask you if you are the same?" ”

Zhai Nan actually took out another mask and said, "Moisturizing mask, whiten your life!" As he spoke, he looked at Wang Yuan, "You don't know, I used to be dark." When I was a kid playing hide and seek, I hid in the coal pile, and they didn't find me all night. If it weren't for the uncle who came to steal the coal, he saw me and smiled, so he took me with him. ”

As soon as Zhai Nan said this, the audience burst into laughter again.

Zhai Nan continued: "But since I used the moisturizing mask, you can see that my whole body is white!" ”

Fang Zhi approached Zhai Nan and said, "Oh, Teacher Zhai, your skin is so good!" ”

Zhai Nan also looked arrogant, "It's all the credit of the moisturizing mask!" Look at my face, I don't have any foundation, it's pure makeup! ”

Fang Zhi immediately asked, "Teacher Zhai, can you give me two of these masks, and I'll try them when I go back!" ”

Seeing this, Wang Yuan pulled Fang Zhi away and said, "Calm down, let's be interviewing." As he spoke, he looked at Zhai Nan, "Mr. Zhai, your latest program, after signing a contract with Shonan Satellite TV, was ranked in the midnight file, I don't know if you have anything to say?" ”

Zhai Nan took out another generation of instant coffee and said: "It's not terrible to stay up late, it's terrible to wake up without comfort!" Soothing coffee, refreshing the mind, is definitely a must-have for staying up late. To watch the midnight variety show, all you need is a cup of refreshing coffee! ”

Fang Zhi immediately said: "But staying up late is not good for your health!" ”

Zhai Nan actually took out another bottle of Sunshine Orchard, "If you are not in good health, you will drink Sunshine Orchard." Selected fruits, matched by professional nutritionists, rich in a variety of vitamins and minerals, reasonable nutrition. Remember to shake it before drinking! ”

The audience looked at Zhai Nan, a madmaniac, and they were already patting their thighs and laughing one by one. In the past, when I watched other programs, seeing advertisements was like a turntable, but Zhai Nan's advertisement was too exciting. Not only is it not boring, but it is definitely extraordinarily interesting.

And the audience in front of the TV was like a question in their hearts, "Zhai Nan may really be able to save this show!" ”