The wind blew all night, and the cold was freezing people.

Ling Dong squatted in front of a huge pit, looking at the billowing black smoke coming out of the pit, and broke out in a cold sweat. Ah, it seems like you're messing with moths again?

Ling Dong didn't know what to say, this disaster was a bit big, it was confiscated all of a sudden, and hundreds of lives were lost in a blink of an eye, not that it was just buried with soil. This can be done, the key person cannot be resurrected after death, and so many lives cannot be saved with the elixir.

His heart was weak for a while, his eyes drifted to the side, and suddenly he saw a black shadow swinging over, and immediately felt that something was wrong, hugged his head, and wailed: "It's over." ”

The black shadow floated to him like a ghost, raised his hand and slapped him, scolding: "Rabbit cub, you are getting fatter and fatter the more you grow, you have lived for thousands of years, and you don't know how to restrain yourself." You bastard, blow up such a big hole, how many people will die, my old man will beat you to death, little bastard!"

The old man shook a lock of white beard, the more he scolded, the more annoyed he became, and slapped him again, Ling Dong immediately knelt down: "Master, don't you fight, I know it's wrong." I really didn't mean to, a few gray grandsons messed with me, and they started a little harder, so there was an accident......"

Every time he got into trouble, he was beaten by the master, this old man was too a chicken thief, he could find him wherever he went.

Ling Dong's face was swollen and high, he only felt a toothache, covered his face with his hands, and just wanted to sneak up and slip away, but was seen by the old man at a glance, and shouted: "You kneel for me, stinky boy, the time for retribution has come, let's settle the old accounts and new accounts together, don't say that the master is strict and wronged you." ”

The old man raised his hand and touched his white beard: "When I talk about the Three Kingdoms, ...... at that time"

Ling Dong immediately wanted to cover his ears, as long as the old man recalled the past, he nagged and thought about what it was like back then, the eventful years, the Jin Ge Iron Horse, all the mess was mixed together. It's just that the old man's memory is not very good, and the historical dynasties can't be distinguished.

He immediately interrupted: "Master, I have said several times that the kid surnamed Cao in the Three Kingdoms died of a migraine, it has nothing to do with me, your apprentice, am I the kind of person who dares to do it? ”

The old man's face sank: "Okay, okay, this will be put aside in advance." My old man thinks it's a pity for Xiao Cao, it's a good iron-clad man, a pure man with both civil and military skills, let you die of disaster. ”

Ling Dong immediately shook his head, his face full of wrongs: "It's really not me." ”

The old man sighed, squinted and thought back to the past, was distracted for a while, and said: "The matter of that little girl in the Tang Dynasty has something to do with you, forget it after you hook up, how can you make her the emperor, can the dynasty be messed up casually?"

Ling Dong didn't deny it this time, and smiled: "As the saying goes, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass." This matter between men and women is inexplicable, in short, the word romance, Master, you can turn a blind eye, don't care about being so wide. His eyes drifted to the old man, and he said with a smile: "The old man's nostalgia for the old is endless, and when your old man falls from the Tang Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, the sky will be bright." ”

The old man was silent, Ling Dong hurriedly knelt forward, and he was very well-behaved, and pulled the old man's sleeve: "On this cold day, talking about these old things, you are sad to be old." Otherwise, let's pick the important ones, be concise and to the point, and criticize them in place, I recognize the strict nature of the mistake, and ask Master to give me a chance to mend my ways. ”

The old man's little eyes blinked twice, full of contemplation: "There are some things, it's not that my old man can't see them, but I really feel angry when I think about it." I think that Xiao Zhao in the Song Dynasty back then, he was polite and polite, he could write and paint, what a good child, my old man liked his two brushes and calligraphy, you had to be idle and have nothing to do, provoke a circle of barbarians to bully him, and people recruited you to provoke you?"

Ling Dong grinned: "That's because he has no ability, is it because he blames me?" rolled his eyes and said: "It's time for the criticism conference to end, we haven't seen each other for a few days, go into the city to get a spicy hot pot to eat, and warm up on a cold day." ”

The old man sighed deeply, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he raised his palm towards the top of Ling Dong's head.

"Master, spare your life!" Ling Dong screamed, realizing that there was an extra seal in his body, and he trembled violently, almost urinating in fright. This time, the old man is serious, and he will add a seal to it when he comes up, so how can he mix it up in the future.

The old man pulled up Ling Dong, whose legs were trembling, and patted the dirt on his body: "Stinky boy, Master does this for your good." Don't think that you have some ability, just walk sideways like a crab, the times are different, science and technology are developed, what is the use of flying, a cannonball will solve you. Be a low-key person, endure the flowers blooming everywhere, and retreat from the sea and the sky. ”

Ling Dong wanted to cry without tears: "You can't be so cunning apprentice, as soon as the seal is added, I don't even have a bit of ruts, and I have fallen from the hanging explosion to a slingwire, the addition is too fierce, I can't bear it psychologically." Why don't you keep one for me?"

The old man's eyes widened, "Isn't it enough to let you be a man, if you want me to say that you stinky boy make trouble for women all day long, you should seal that word, and it is the easiest thing to become a eunuch directly." ”

Ling Dong felt a chill swishing between his legs, his body trembled twice, and said depressedly: "Let me live in the future, in case of danger, if I lose my life, I will never see your old man again." The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, and I couldn't help but start wiping my tears.

The old man was calm: "If you don't give me this set, how can others live, you can live, and being an ordinary ordinary person is the safest." He glanced at him and said slowly: "Alas, Master hasn't even slept well lately, I'm afraid that something will happen to you. Remember, you must be low-key and introverted, hide what you can, and don't have nothing to do all day long. ”

Ling Dong was very unwilling, and said cautiously: "Master, there is no immortal art left, I am not used to ......"

The old man's tone was very impatient, "What's the use of you wanting immortal arts? It's okay to be invisible, pretend to be a B dragon arrogant? With a flash, he accidentally flashed his waist, and he was so tired that he was flying in the sky, not to mention, and he was covered in ashes. Now the radar radio wave thief is very good, and as soon as your consciousness is swept out, then the missile flies over, and it is too late to run. ”

Looking down and seeing the storage ring on Ling Dong's hand, he waved his sleeves and took it off for him, saying, "Storage space or something, it's not very useful, just go out and carry a schoolbag." Wear a ring bracelet and let people see it, and maybe you still suspect that you have that tendency. ”

Ling Dong protested: "Master, I have a weapon in my ring and a few huge bank cards, if you don't leave me a little, I have to sell my soul." ”

"Shut up!" the old man reprimanded him, and then said to Ling Dong: "In peacetime, you don't need to bring a flying knife and flute on the street, as for the bank card, my old man will give it to you." As he spoke, he took out an ID card and a few red banknotes, and threw them at him, "Give you the start-up capital, go and get a card yourself." By the way, all the properties have been transferred to my name, you can rent a house to live in. ”

Ling Dong pinched a few crumpled banknotes, his heart was broken, the old man was too ruthless, this is less than a thousand yuan, how can he live in the future.

The old man made the arrangements, touched his white beard, smiled on his face, narrowed his little eyes, and said heartily: "My old man has been too worried recently, I have to relax and relax, tomorrow the whole big yacht will go to sea, I heard that there is a small island country with good scenery, go out for a walk." You save me some snacks, it's not too early, it's time to disperse. ”

Ling Dong glared at the old man, with a sad and angry expression on his face.

He looked down at the ID card in his hand, and the photo was that he was right, but his name was Yunkang.

The old man left, and Ling Dong squatted on the edge of the pit for a while, full of grief. From a powerful immortal to a homeless pauper, is there anything more tragic in the world?

He raised his head and sighed, and an unconvinced momentum arose, isn't it a seal, it's a big deal to start from scratch, and the master will cultivate again!

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