"Meizi, do you really have to marry him?"

"My master said that I must get married this year, otherwise my father and mother will be Ke myself, and I don't have a suitable candidate now, so I will be left with him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

After her sister-in-law told her that Ma Lu was with her so that she could have a city hukou after changing jobs, Liumei's expectations for this marriage dropped to zero.

"Do you believe everything your master says, what age is this, why are you still superstitious about this?"

"I was shaken before, but two days ago my brother called me and said that my dad was sick again... My adoptive father was sick too... Even my adoptive father's dog was sick. ”

For the sake of her master's prophecy, she still had to grit her teeth and endure it, so she thought about getting married first.

"If I'm not mistaken, you said your adoptive father's dogs have been raised for more than ten years, right?" Xiaoqian is simply speechless, the dog died because of this?

"Although I'm older, why don't I break up sooner or later, I have to take advantage of my breakup? My master is right, my life is too hard, not only my parents, but also the dog. ”

"Your feudal and superstitious master, I'll clean her up later..."Xiao Qian has been resentful of this legendary master for a long time, and it was the old lady who gave Liumei a pit!

"Sister-in-law, what did you say?" Rumei didn't hear clearly.

"I said that since people are here, we should treat them well."

Xiaoqian knew that Liumei was so obsessed with getting married now, which was related to the psychological hints that her master gave her, and her master hinted at Liumei in a way similar to Xiaoqian's hint to Ye Daqian, saying that Liumei's family would be unlucky if she didn't get married, and it happened that Liumei's parents really had an accident, and Liumei was convinced of her master's words, and firmly believed that she would get married to eliminate disasters for the family.

Fortune tellers often say things that are blocked at both ends, making people feel that what they say is true, and giving a probabilistic prediction within a long time limit, such as her master said that Liumei would be unlucky if she didn't get married, and Liumei definitely didn't believe it at first.

But at that time, something happened to her family, even if there was no prophecy to get sick or sick, to fracture or fracture, but because of that prophecy in advance, she felt that it was particularly effective, and this phenomenon was determined by probability.

There is another thing that almost everyone has seen, which is also related to this, that is, confinement.

Many people firmly believe that some traditional customs during confinement are good for women, such as not brushing their teeth, not bathing, etc., in the oral tradition of the elderly, these bad customs of confinement are passed on to the gods, no matter how many doctors stand up to explain, it is useless.

During confinement, estrogen levels will rise, some women will be replaced with gestational gingivitis, not brushing teeth will lead to oral infection, gum recession and even tooth loss, some women because of active sweat gland secretion during the confinement of puerperal infection, but there are still many people who listen to these.

No matter how doctors and authorities stand up to popularize science, they can't resist the truth of the old man's prophecy: disobedience, when you are old, you will be guilty, and sometimes some mothers will wonder, if you don't do that, you won't be sick? The old man will be very serious and say, you wait until you are old to see it!

I will also swear to cite a large number of examples, whose daughter-in-law is what she is like when she is confined, what she will do when she is old, what will happen to her a few years after giving birth - even if she doesn't brush her teeth and don't wash her hair, won't she suffer from some kind of disease in the next few decades?

It sounds ridiculous to blame a certain disease decades later on a certain behavior in confinement decades ago, but this is indeed a true psychological portrayal of many people, which is similar to what Liumei thinks now.

Liumei is a more enlightened girl Xiaoqian has ever seen, with a straightforward and flexible personality, but she has too deep bonds with her family and cares too much about her parents, so she was caught by her master and left a threat similar to the prophecy of confinement to scare Liumei, and the child believed it, and had to marry a scumbag.

This kind of psychology is explained by Xiaoqian professionally, which is the "Barnum effect" in psychology, the simple explanation is that if you want to believe in something, you will find all kinds of arguments to support your evidence, even if it is irrelevant, you can also get to it, more and more you believe, the more you believe, the more you feel justified!

Dealing with the "Barnum effect" produced by Liumei's psychological suggestion by her teacher at the moment, Xiaoqian decided to fight poison with poison, and she also came to a psychological suggestion, so she didn't believe it, her dignified doctor of psychology (the highest education in her previous life), can't she be a fortune teller?

Xiaoqian already had a way in her heart, she walked towards the kitchen with confidence, and when Liumei saw her walking towards the kitchen, she was frightened and yelled.

"Sister-in-law, what are you going to do!"

Under Mingming's unsparing publicity, everyone around Xiaoqian knows that Qian is always a kitchen idiot.

This voice not only stopped Xiao Qian, but also shouted that the yellow-haired Aka, who was connecting to the bugging device next door, covered his ears.

Mom, what are you doing with such a loud voice, I almost broke my ears!

"Sister-in-law, tell me what you want to eat! Don't go into the kitchen! Liumei said with a shocked face.

She has a serious shadow on Xiaoqian's behavior of using a microwave oven to make a blast.

"I'm going to make a pot of tea." This is the prop that Xiaoqian thought of to make psychological hints for Liumei.

"I'll boil the water!"

"How do you resemble your Lango? All the fuss, I'm not even able to boil water, don't worry, I've figured out the process, and I can't go wrong. I put rock sugar, chrysanthemums and dried wolfberry longan in the pot first, then put the glass pot in the microwave and it will be ready to drink in a few minutes! ”

“... You still sit and wait, I'll come. ”

Liumei pushed Xiaoqian back, she went into the kitchen to tinker by herself, she really served her sister-in-law, she didn't need to use the microwave to make tea if she had a kettle, who taught her this skill?

Xiaoqian is quite aggrieved, she feels good about herself, she has tried many ways to make tea, she thinks this is the safest and most convenient, why do you dislike her so much?

The yellow-haired Aka across the wall listened with a wiretap.

The boss's call came.

"How is she doing?"

"It's good, I just moved here, and I plan to have another 'chance encounter' with her at school tomorrow, and I guess it won't be too long to break into her small group."

"Well, take care of her, I'll hit your card for this month's salary."

"Boss, I just heard a funny thing, Chen Xiaoqian doesn't seem to know how to cook, she uses a microwave oven to make tea, hahaha! It's so cute! ”

“... Do you think it's funny to make tea in the microwave? ”

Hey, the boss's voice is so cold for Mao? Huang Mao suddenly had an ominous premonition, and sure enough...

"I've decided to withhold your salary for a week."

"For Mao!!"

"No matter how much ink is deducted next month."

F starts with K and ends with all evil capitalists! Aka raised his middle finger and whispered into the phone.

This is not a video phone, so Aka also didn't see the boss after hanging up the phone, turning on the microwave with gloves on, and taking out a ceramic cup from it, which was filled with hot tea.

"You don't need a microwave oven to make tea, do you still use cold water..."The man with squinting eyes sniffed the fragrance of tea, thinking about Xiao Qian on the other side of the ocean, and his heart was also warm.