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Xu Weiguo didn't even have to wake her up.

This gluttonous little thing. Xu Weiguo took a bowl of cake while slandering, piled up some melon kernels, golden cake strips, and green and red silk on it, made a full bowl, and then brought it to the bed and watched Lin Xiaoman eat it.

Lin Xiaoman shouted while eating, "It's delicious, it's so delicious, I've never eaten anything so delicious." ”

Xu Weiguo said with a smile: "The first time you ate donkey rolling, eating pot cakes, eating coke rings, eating **, eating fried sheep's tail, and eating braised and boiled fire, you all said this sentence, not a word, not a lot." ”

Lin Xiaoman grinned and took a piece, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and blocked it.

Xu Weiguo was swallowing the cake in three or two, and said secretly with a dark look in his eyes: "You dare to gag me, I will block you up and down together, block you all day, do you believe it or not?"

"Cut, if I don't block you, you won't block me for a day? Let's start with it, I'm going to eat for an hour after eating, and you'll have to wait for me to recover. Also, my birthday was born to you, what about your birthday?"

Xu Weiguo took off his shoes and went to bed, with his hands behind his head, staring at Lin Xiaoman.

"My birthday, I'm born waiting for it...... You. ”

A relationship between being oppressed and being pressed, anyway, it is no meat and no joy, and you have to eat enough.

", I'm not a woman in my next life, women always suffer the same thing. Lin Xiaoman said indignantly.

Xu Weiguo turned over and got up, and when he came up, the manly aura that belonged to him shrouded her, like an invisible, spider web woven with love, she was the little flying insect that was caught in the net, and she would never be able to fly out of his big web.

"Xiaoman, just tell the truth, you really don't like to ...... with me?"

Lin Xiaoman blushed and didn't answer, buried himself in eating the cake, and ate one bowl after another.

"If you don't like it, you have to like it!" Xu Weiguo declared domineeringly.

"Pig, I don't like it, can I let you climb up? I don't bother to pay attention to you, I'm just talking. ”

Xu Weiguo's eyes were like a black sea, staring at Lin Xiaoman without blinking for a moment, "Do you like it?" ”

"If you're okay, I can bear it......" The rest of the words are really indescribable.

Xu Weiguo thought about it for a while, and said with some regret: "I knew that I would stay in the capital for so long, so I should have brought the pattern of the chair and put it here according to it, which is labor-saving and comfortable." ”

"It's because you're effortless and comfortable, and I'll be turned over a few more times, so I don't like that weird chair. ”

"It's too time-consuming to make chairs, but it's quick to make swings. Xu Weiguo moved his mind, "Well, have you practiced those five poultry dramas lately, have you made up for the medicine that tonifies the body?"

Lin Xiaoman didn't want to talk to a man who was full of tricks to eat meat.

The decoction that tonifies the body is not an immortal medicine, and the body is great as soon as you eat it. There are also those five poultry operas and tai chi, if you don't practice for three or five years, how can you get results?

"Hey, Xu Weiguo, do you have to eat to the extent that you are full?"

"I fought for three days in a row, and I only found out after trying it. We haven't reached the limit yet. ”

Lin Xiaoman was speechless, and silently said in his heart: Heaven, earth, how can there be such a fierce commodity in this world? This is a real master who would rather eat meat to death than never go hungry for half a meal.

"Xu Weiguo, if you were born in ancient times, you must be a guy with three wives and four concubines, and there are countless harems to satisfy you. If you are a king or something, you must be an unscrupulous tyrant who keeps pulling women into your harem every three years. ”

"Then you will pay 10,000 yuan, and I will gnaw this piece. ”

Outside, the wind and snow are blowing, the north wind is howling, and the spring breeze inside the house is continuous, and the battle is endless.

This birthday is really comfortable, the big tiger squinted his eyes, and said with great regret: "It's good to be able to live every day." ”

Lin Xiaoman leaned on him silently, and he had already fainted. In the winter, so that the hair is dripping with sweat, this gun can be really fierce enough.

"Well, it seems that my physical strength is much better than before, and I can play two games in a row. Find Long Wumore another day, and find a good recipe. ”

The big tiger and the little wild cat are asleep, they are already living day and night, when they are hungry, they look for something to eat, when they are ready, they think about that desire, they snap until they run out of food, and then recharge their energy......

As soon as the door was closed, the hustle and bustle of the outside world was unknown, and after two days of nonsense, Xu Weiguo secretly told Lin Xiaoman: "It's drained, the tiger has no bullets, it's time to go back." ”

Lin Xiaoman was in pain all over his body, back pain, leg pain, buttocks pain, lung pain, and mouth pain.

"It hurts...... He's dead. ”

Xu Weiguo felt strange, how could it hurt?

"I stared at you to get used well, why does it still hurt?"

"I was run over by a heavy truck for two days and two nights in a row, and my waist was broken, and you still asked me about the good things you did yourself? I really want to sue you for intentional injury, and let the police arrest you for half a day, ten days, and half a month. ”

"Then you'll sleep one more day, and we'll go back in the evening to catch dinner." ”

"Then you go out and clean the rest of the room, clean it out, and you can burn off your energy. Don't come and stare at me, I'm afraid of you. ”

"It's okay! This used to be Prince Gong's Mansion, and many places have not been sorted out, so I'll help you dig up treasures. ”

Speaking of treasures, Lin Xiaoman was depressed.

"Well, I can't read the treasure map given by my father-in-law...... Wei Guo, where is the treasure of our old Xu family?"

Xu Weiguo snorted, "Look for it slowly, you can't find it for ten years a year, and if you haven't found it when I retire, we'll go to the waves, and walk through this great river and mountain, inch by inch, and we will find it eventually." ”

"There are still a few maps, and my father-in-law has forgotten who he passed them on, so he has to find them to know the specific place. ”

Lin Xiaoman slept until noon, and he was so hungry that he couldn't do it, so he put on a military coat, got up and took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and then went out to find Xu Weiguo.

Xu Weiguo was actually cleaning up the fish pond, still wearing single clothes, and he was in full swing.

Lin Xiaoman squatted on the edge of the pond, grabbed a handful of snow casually, pinched it into a small ball, and threw it over according to Xu Weiguo.

"Xu Weiguo, let's play a game of beating the water dog, you are the dog in the pond, and I will fight it. ”

Xu Weiguo was shoveling snow and sludge with a foreign shovel, and when he heard this, he didn't make a sound, bent down and inserted the foreign shovel in the snow a few times, wiped the sludge off the foreign shovel, shoveled a shovel of clean snow back, and threw it directly on Lin Xiaoman.

Lin Xiaoman ran and hid as if she was screaming, and the snow fell on her neck, making her gasp.

"Xu Weiguo! I just hit you, and you spilled me on the neck. ”

"You little thing that is not big or small, and you don't have a long memory, you beat the tiger like a water dog, and you don't allow the tiger to spill you......? When did I spill it on your neck?"

Lin Xiaoman grabbed the snow out of his neck and showed it to Xu Weiguo, "It's obviously sprinkled in your neck." ”

"Oh...... It turned out to be snow. I thought you were talking about something else. ”