One or twenty, boyfriends and girlfriends outside the bureau
Early in the morning, Miller's family of three and Tian Yang arrived, and the village was lively.
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(Huahua thought for a moment: Was I a traitor in my last life? )
Especially Tian Yang's sports car, distressed and baby, as soon as he arrived, he couldn't bother to come in for breakfast, so he asked Rong's mother for water and rags, and since his eldest young master squatted in person, he wiped the car little by little.
Yue Lan didn't say anything, he was going to be busy today, Mi Le held the "all the guests attending the wedding have to eat" omelette wine, while saying cool words to Tian Yang on the side: "Yo, suffering, I heard that if you can stay here for a day, I guarantee that your mental age will be raised to adulthood, if you can stay for two days, you will be a big man who can do big things, if you can stay for three days, you are a sage who has experienced the hardships of life, that understanding...... Tsk, you can go to the auditorium and tell people about the great principles of life, if you can stay for four days......"
"Are you enough?" Tian Yang jumped up, his expression displeased.
"How is it enough, the guests who attend the wedding are the most comfortable and leisurely people in the world, either eating melon seeds or playing mahjong. ”
"Have you ever heard that a hungry person is an angry person, and besides, if you eat and talk while serving a bowl here, do you have any quality?"
"Talk to me about quality, what kind of quality do you show while wiping the car...... Ahh......h This man. Do you know what hygiene is?
"Ahem. Mi Dad, who only saw the two of them, stood not far away and pointed at them and said: "This is not as good as the city, the villagers have never seen this kind of thing, you two pay attention to me." Don't scare your neighbors, and don't let them think you two don't have a tutor. ”
Yes, showing affection in this place in the countryside is called - bad morals!
"I'm not going to eat it?"
"If you don't eat, I'll eat. Tian Yang took it and ate it.
"You just don't have the quality to eat on the side of the road, eat other saliva, and you're dirty. After saying that, Mi Le wanted to run, but Tian Yang asked: "I don't dislike it, how can you dislike your saliva?"
"You...... Don't be disgusted with me. Also, the rituals held here are very traditional, don't mess with me, I'll keep an eye on you for the fish. ”
The countryside is all about the old wedding ceremonies. It is necessary to take the "six rites", what are the six rites - one Nacai, two questions, three Najib, four Naji, five invitations, and six greetings.
First of all, the first three things to be done today, which could have been done one by one, but the times are different today. There are many men and women who are free to fall in love. Naturally, many are also simple.
Jane: This is called Jane?—— Yue Lan has been an eye-opener.
A lottery: that is, the man's family invites the matchmaker to go to the woman's house to propose, and after the woman's family agrees to discuss the marriage, the man's family prepares a gift to propose.
2. Asking for a name: That is, the man's family asks the matchmaker to ask the woman's name and date of birth.
The above two points, when I came to the woman's house today, I naturally avoided so much, and let my father and several male elders in the family deal with it, and invited Yue Lan's friend Mi Le to come over and be a "helper, uncle and best man".
Three Najib. That is, after the man retrieves the woman's name and eight characters, he performs divination in the ancestral temple.
According to the old customs. Men and women exchange "Geng stickers" (birthdays, etc.) pressed on the bottom of the teacup in front of the statue of the Stove King in each home, in order to measure the divine will, commonly known as "pressing the eight characters".
For example, within three days, there is no "abnormal" situation such as broken bowls, bad food, noisy family, cats and dogs are uneasy, etc., you can ask the fortune teller to "row eight characters" to see whether the year is compatible and whether the zodiac is compatible, the so-called six years of big chong, three years of small chong; the age of marriage for men is double, and women are nineteen years old; it is said that chickens and dogs (chickens and dogs are not in harmony), dragons and tigers (dragons and tigers fight), tigers and sheep (sheep fall into the tiger's mouth), snakes and rats (snakes swallow mice) are difficult to match, and only after they think that they can start to discuss relatives.
said it was three days, but Dad Rong only said one day and one night, and it would be tomorrow morning, after returning from the ancestral shrine, Mi Ma instructed Tian Yang to write it down on the side, and you can try it when you use it.
Miller still asked, "What if I don't deserve it then?"
"What do children know?" said Mi Dad, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand the countryside.
Dad Rong said: "If you are not worthy of finding a day to help match, you will be fine when you go out." "I flipped through the yellow calendar book in my hand.
"When the results come out, make an appointment with your family to meet, is it feasible?" asked Yue Ran's mother.
"Okay, it's up to my uncle and aunt. ”
Mi's mother began to talk to Rong's mother about the dowry next to her, because since the two did not ask the man for this matter, I am afraid that such words will not sound good in the township and outside the township.
After Mi Le heard this, he said that the house had been bought and given to Ying Yu, which satisfied the second elder, but Tian Yang, who was following closely, couldn't cry or laugh, my eldest lady, are you looking for me?
Sure enough, Mi's mother looked at Tian Yang with anticipation.
Tian's assets are not less than Yue's, and you don't know why you do this series of things, how can you make a mess of his "leftovers", the two Mi family's faces are not good-looking, Tian Yang didn't see it, and walked to the side in a daze.
Yue Lan said that the affairs have to deal with things, if there is nothing to do in the afternoon, he will be busy in the room first, Ying Yu only said before he left: "The more I look at you, the less like you!"
That night, two men and two women were separated to live, which was normal, but Mi Le and Ying Yu were both shocked, would they pretend to be okay during the day and burn ......**** at night?
"Miller, what kind of thought is this?"
"It's just a wall, how can you not want to?" said Miss Mi, who was very curious, and got out of bed and leaned her ear over.
The walls of the house in the countryside are thin, and the sound insulation effect is not so good, but the side is too quiet?...... It's miserable, she is going to start making up for the "dirty" scene.
Ying Yu felt a little embarrassed, but when it came to psychology, she also wanted to know what they were doing?—— of course it wouldn't be the picture of Mi Le's brain, that is......
"You said Tian Yang, will you hate me?"
"He's not by his side when he signs the contract or something, besides, you're the daughter-in-law of the Yue family who has already gotten married, and when this 'honeymoon' is over, you have to go to the Yue family's main house to live with your mother-in-law for a month to learn the rules of the Yue family, isn't it?"
"I really didn't expect it to be quite troublesome. "After all, it's a big family.
"Who's to say it isn't!"
There was a sound in the room next to "Dong", then the door opened, and then Tian Yang's voice came: "Look, the bathroom of your father-in-law and mother-in-law's house is really not good." "It turned out that I had just taken a shower and returned to my room.
Hearing this, Miller responded to the fish and said, "Listen, this complaint is jealousy." ”
"Just for a few days, in fact, you can not use it. Yue Lan replied.
Yue Lan's voice is still good, but such a man can only give it to another man.
Miller commented on this sentence again: "Look, spoil him more." ”
"Miller, you sound like you're jealous. Ying Yu's voice followed with a small amount.
"Don't talk nonsense. "I was too attentive to the movement over there, so that Miss Mi didn't refute Ying Yu at this time.
"Look...... You don't think it's scary about this custom, don't you?"
"What's a terrible law?"
"It's like there are really gods or something swearing in front of them, and besides, you are fake, but in this way, it is more real than going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate. ”
"Heh, that scared you, didn't you?" Miller chuckled gloatingly.
"Ying Yu is a good girl, her family attaches great importance to it, and getting married is a lifelong event, and it is a bit more important, but it is good to be able to reassure Ying Yu's parents.
"Oh......" The voice suddenly became quieter, and Yue Lan's answer just now made Ying Yu excited when he heard it, and unconsciously came to Mi Le's side, but it was quiet for a while, and after a while, Tian Yang's shy voice said: "Lan, I'm all white, you come up quickly......"
"Ah......" The two women opened their mouths wide and hurriedly covered each other's mouths so as not to scream.
"What sound?" Tian Yang said suddenly.
The two girls hurriedly turned off the lights and went to bed, covering the quilt......
Yue Lan glanced at the wall next to him, Tian Yang was listening to music with a headset, and pointed to Yue Lan, he nodded...... A little melancholy, how will you explain it in the future? (To be continued.) )