Chapter 1185: A Thousand Years of Youkai
If you want beautiful lips, you need to speak kind words; To have lovely eyes, to see the benefits of fat flesh; To be slim, give your food to the hungry; For beautiful hair, ask the little one to stroke your hair once a day; To be graceful, walk with the memory that you are not alone.
Only 'Audrey Hepburn', a goddess in the hearts of the international public, can say such charming words. Once upon a time, in Xiao Sheng's young heart, his aunt was such an elegant, beautiful and lovely being.
is not the same as the grace of his own mother, in Xiao Sheng's opinion, there is always a demonic aura on the aunt's body, and the charm that comes out of her heart is not deliberately displayed, but the kind that is innate. Let you get close at the same time, but don't dare to penetrate too deep. Poppy-like makes people greedy, but they don't stop.
Since she was a child, her aunt who has extraordinary talent in medical skills can be said to be a pet of all kinds, whether it is her grandfather or her mother, she is regarded as a treasure in her hands, she has not insulted the doting of the two, and when she was more than ten years old, she has been famous in the Chinese medicine industry!
has always been a harmonious sisterhood, until the appearance of the second master of Nalan, was completely disrupted, the aunt who was nearly ten years younger than the nouveau riche at the time, fell in love with a reckless man like this, and what is even worse is that the sister who is usually humble and let herself not give an inch in this matter. So much so that in the end, the two sisters became strangers......
Accustomed to receiving, suddenly, when it is necessary to give, this contrast makes Xiao Man, who has an extreme temperament, difficult to accept, in her cognition, her sister who loves herself, will give all the good 'things' to herself like when she was a child, but she doesn't.
A strong sense of disparity made Xiao Man, after hearing that the two had tied the knot, returned to Xiangnan angrily, until Xiao Sheng, a kid, was born, and he looked like a nouveau riche and looked like his own sister, Xiao Man found a 'punching bag'.
In those dark days, even Xiao Sheng himself didn't know how he, with thin arms and legs at that time, could withstand the ravages of this grandmaster-level tricky expert. Those Chinese medicines prepared by her, every time Xiao Sheng wanted to vomit, but it was hindered by her 'yin, wei', Xiao Sheng, who was a big fart at that time, had to vomit and drink again, and drink and vomit again......
Only after being sensible did I know how valuable those who pinched their noses and put jars of Chinese medicine in their mouths were, and ordinary people estimated that they didn't want to be contaminated with a little bit of their wages for a lifetime, but at that time, they were poured into their stomachs like 'boiled water'.
After being a 'guinea pig' for five years, it wasn't until he was eight years old that Xiao Sheng separated from his sister-in-law, it is said that his sister-in-law turned Kyoto upside down, vowing to give the other party a dead knock, and finally if it wasn't for Grandpa Xiao's appearance, this matter would really be endless!
never let Xiao Sheng call her 'seniority', 'sister and brother', and the strange thing is that her age is not allowed to be mentioned, 'forever eighteen years old', well, they have become monsters for thousands of years, and their tastes have not changed, so it's still good.
Sometimes, Xiao Sheng feels that his 'big eagle' below is so majestic and high-spirited, and it is related to his sister-in-law, who played indiscriminately when he was a child, and the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, just this playing cock makes Xiao Sheng remember it the most. A single flick is still hundreds of times, and a small bird can also be swollen into a large eagle......
"Sister Man is young again, people don't say it, I really can't tell that you are eighteen years old. It's just a little precocious...... It's true! Xiao Man, who heard Xiao Sheng's words, directly twisted his ears and sat down at the round table, Xiao Sheng, who was shouting something in his mouth, until he sat down with him, and then it stopped.
"It's strong, and it's in stock. It's just that the longer it gets, the more bumpy it gets, why do you look like your father, like that? I don't have my genetic inheritance at all, so I get angry when I look at it. ”
"Well, if you really have your genetic inheritance, it's not your sister, it's time to call your mother." blurted out a sentence, which suddenly made the two people who were originally in a relaxed atmosphere fall into silence at the same time, raised his hand and patted Xiao Sheng, who was lying on his face, and quickly apologized:
"Sister, I was wrong, I shouldn't have mentioned those two heartless ......" When Xiao Sheng was about to continue, Xiao Man, who was already in his forties, but still looked like he was in his early thirties, grabbed Xiao Sheng's wrist with a smile and said softly:
"The hurdle that can't be overcome, it's been so many years, and it's been forgotten."
"Really? Don't want to be nouveau riche at all? ”
"Little rabbit, let's look for death, take off your pants, play the cock ......" said as he took out a scalpel from his pocket, which really scared Xiao Sheng a lot.
The facilities in the room are complete, everything is available, Xiao Man, who got up to soak a cup of tea for Xiao Sheng, looks extremely skilled, Xiao Sheng boasts that he can brew such a delicious tea, all relying on the earnest teaching of the year in front of him, and the good mouth of his own old man, it has not been left behind.
Sitting opposite Xiao Sheng, looking at the young man in front of him, who already had the charm of the second master of Nalan, Xiao Man, who was holding his chin with one hand, asked resentfully:
"Is he okay?"
"What do you say? It's good, it's not good. ”
"You kid is looking for a cigarette, aren't you, what are you playing tricks on me?"
"Please, I said he's okay, you're not happy, it's time to say it, this conscienceless dog thing, forget about you completely. I said that he is not good, yes, either I was scolded, or my mother was implicated, what a good man, why don't you know filial piety, why can't she take care of it? Xiao Sheng learned from Xiao Man's appearance, and gestured with his hands, making Xiao Man cover his mouth and laugh......
"Poor, poorer, and more and more sleek. It's not fun at all when I was a child, what to teach you, what to say. Whatever you want to do, you can do it, dare to fart, the old lady will cut your *** ......" Xiao Sheng, who heard this, smiled so bitterly, buried himself in tea, he really didn't dare to fart.
"Remind you, your father may have a golden cicada out of its shell. You're so old, and you don't stop, what do you want you to do? ”
"Poof!" took a sip of the tea in his mouth, stared at Xiao Sheng, who was his aunt, with wide eyes, and said softly:
"Feelings, the first time I called my mother in so many years, let me come over, just for this?"
"What do you think? Do you really think I miss you? ”
"No conscience. It's dangerous for him to go out, and it's okay if I go out? ”
"So what do you want you to do? When God is offering? After three or two sentences, Xiao Sheng, who was blocked and didn't dare to pit a word, lowered his head aggrievedly, and didn't raise his head until he heard his aunt's 'giggle' laughter again.
"Tomorrow's vacation, how many years, the first vacation, it's still a little uncomfortable."
"Really, fake?"
"My eldest nephew is about to be played by a group of old immortals, you say that I, an aunt, still don't go out to slap their old faces? Just kidding, scrap them......" Looking at his aunt's serious appearance, Xiao Sheng was a little stunned in his heart, the goblin in front of him was ruthless in what he said. With her current status in the medical profession and in Kyoto, if she really looks for someone's bad luck, she will not stop touching his family?