At this time, of course, I have to be modest: "Uncle, you are too exalted to us, and you can be brothers with your son." That's my glory. However, thanks to Uncle Sleeping, I will try my best to grow up with Dehua and Xueyou!"

While I slapped the sycophants, I gave my loyalty to my cousins, and the army was simply blooming. Among the people I went to see, I was the best at making sycophants, and Monkey and Huang Jie would also shoot them, but they were too pompous to listen to sarcasm, or my sycophants were pure and true. It's no wonder that as soon as there is a relationship work, the monkey will give it to us, and it is estimated that it is the characteristics of sleeping with me.

After talking about it like this, the broken army has no hostility towards me at all, but treats me as our confidant little brother. He took my hand and asked me about my background and family background, and I also half-truthed. Later, Pojun asked me about Bao Dehua and Bao Xueyou's situation in school, and of course I said yes, okay, and praised these two brothers. Of course, Pojun is also very happy, and his relationship with me is one step closer.

Later, when I talked about Bao Dehua's crush, Po Jun really knew everything about it and asked me about Lin Keer's situation. When I said Lin Keer, I was more cautious. I didn't dare to say that it was too good, and I didn't dare to say that it was too bad, just that she was a very ordinary girl, just looking good and sleeping a little. Pojun said it's weird, this kind of girl should grab a lot of it, why is Dehua fascinated like that? I said no, I also told Dehua several times, where there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower?

Po Jun thought for a while, and then said to me: "Zuo Fei, now this Lin Ke'er is the boss of Xicheng No. 2 Middle School, but in fact, the real boss is you, she is just a puppet, isn't she?"

Because of the that I had blown up for the relationship between us and the broken army, I had to bite the bullet and say, "So to speak!"

Po Jun nodded: "In that case, you can talk to this girl." Hey, what kind of person is my son, he will inherit half of my net worth and strong plate in the future, she and my son, that is a big advantage!"

I'm afraid of this, I'm afraid of this!

As soon as Lin Keer was mentioned just now, I was afraid of coming to this step, but I was afraid of anything, and in the end, I still mentioned this. An old bastard like Po Jun, or the overlord of the old city, must never take women seriously. I think that a woman is a thing, an object, an appendage of a man, a thing outside the body, and the kind that can be changed at any time, so it is not unusual for him to say such things.

I could only continue to bite the bullet: "Uncle, although Lin Keer listens to me more, how can I force it emotionally......"

"Eh, Zuo Fei, you are too narrow-minded, you have to remember that you are a boss, as long as you are your subordinate, you must obey your orders unconditionally! You just tell this Lin Ke'er, ask her how much she wants, I will give! Don't let her pretend to force me, maybe my son will sleep with her a few times. ”

"......" I gritted my teeth, and when I heard him insult Lin Ke'er, I really wanted to slap this old guy to death with a brick, "Uncle, I really can't do this thing, and with my understanding of Lin Ke'er, she is not the type of person who can get a job with money, and Dehua also really likes Lin Ke'er, and he definitely won't like such a method." That's it, uncle, I'll try my best to match the two of them, can you sleep like this?" "If it weren't for the fact that it was still useful to break the army, I wouldn't have talked so much nonsense with him!"

Po Jun thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay, you try to match them first, if not, let's talk about it." ”

"Okay, uncle. ”

We chatted for a while, and the broken army praised me and asked me to help him after graduation.

Later, after chatting for a long time, I pretended to mention Xinghuo unintentionally, and wanted to dig up some news of Xinghuo from Pojun. As a result, as soon as Pojun mentioned Xinghuo, it was like a mouse mentioning a cat, and his eyes became a little panicked and afraid.

Later, Pojun offered to take me out to "play" for a while, I said no, uncle, thank you for your kindness, and then offered to go back to school under the pretext that it was not early. Pojun didn't keep me, gave me his mobile phone number, and asked me to find him if I had anything in the future.

This sentence is equivalent to Shang Fang's sword, which means that I can run rampant in at least one-third of the old city!

I guess the monkey asked me to have a good relationship with the broken army, because of this sentence.

Before leaving, I slapped them again, saying some nonsense such as "listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years" and "it is really a Daigo empowerment", but I still made the broken army very happy. A boss of this level like Po Jun must have listened to flattery a lot, but I was the only one who slapped a quasi-son, as if holding him seven inches, which shows that no one can shoot a sycophant.

Saying goodbye to the broken army, and returning my phone, I left our hotel. Po Jun offered to send a car to see me off, but I said no, insisting on going alone, because I felt that the monkey must be waiting for me nearby, and he must be very nervous about my situation right now!

As a result, I was wrong, I walked along the road, and I almost reached Xicheng No. 2 Middle School, and I didn't see a single hair of the monkey!

Nervous, concerned, the monkey doesn't care about my life or death! As soon as I stepped into the Internet café, my eyes swept around, and I saw that the monkey was sitting somewhere and playing a game intently. He yelled with a headset as usual, this time as if he was scolding the Cantonese people: "Gray, your mother's gray, is it good to pronounce 'fly' with me, 'Buddha Fei ~' know?"

I pounced and slapped the monkey's head, absolutely 10% strong, and the child was not bullied.

With a "snap", the monkey's face pounced on the keyboard.

Guys like this who often engage in regional discrimination, split our motherland, and tarnish the image of our Shanxi people should be punished in this way.

"Why don't you fucking die!" I yelled at him.

The entire Internet café suddenly fell silent, almost everyone came to sleep, and several people stood up. I remembered the appeal of the monkey in this Internet café, and quickly waved my hand and said, "I am his friend, I joked with him, have you forgotten? I invited you to have a supper last time......

After calming everyone's feelings, I grabbed the monkey by the collar and shouted, "Why are you doing this...... QR code, QR code egg, how did you come up with it, are you sick...... I also scanned my phone in case my phone was taken away...... I'm out of such a big deal, you don't care about my safety at all, and you're still playing games here...... Do you have a conscience?"

I speak incoherently, and I basically want to say whatever I want, because there are so many ways to scold monkeys, and I don't know where to start. The monkeys finally calmed down before they said: "Can you let me finish this game first, and my group of friends will quickly scold our Shanxi people out of Xiang......"

"Just scold, it's not the first time anyway. I said as I pressed the reset button.

The monkey's eyes were straight, and he said with a sad face: "Zuo Fei, you can't do anything to pit your teammates......"

"There are fewer teammates who have been cheated by you?"

"......" The monkey had nothing to say, so he answered my question: "That piece of paper, you don't need to scan the QR code, there are exactly the same words behind it." Of course, you'd better sweep it so you don't waste my effort. How's that, isn't it creative? I think we'll be together for a long time!"

“……”

"Also, it's not that I don't care about you, but I'm too relieved of you, this kind of small task is trivial to you. What did I say to them?'Zuo Fei can break 100,000 troops with one mouth!' You are wrong when I slept with me, is it true that the broken army has been defeated under your iron mouth?"

The monkey shook his head, as if he had everything under control.

...... "Did I ever say that monkeys are particularly pompous when they pat their ass, so that people can see through them at a glance?"

But I'm really useful!

I laughed: "Of course!

"Haha. The monkey took my hand, "Tell me about tonight?"

We went out to our Internet café and found a mutton soup stall that was still in business outside, and talked about tonight's events while drinking. The monkey listened happily and danced with his hands, praising me for being awesome and awesome. But when it comes to Lin Keer, I bring a hint of worry. I said: "I can hide from the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth, I'm afraid that the next time I break the army, I will help me get Lin Keer." "Hugh Li is low.

The monkey didn't care: "For something like this, you just have one word: procrastination! Find all kinds of reasons to procrastinate, and before the army has time to do anything, we will already kill him!"

I nodded, indicating that I understood, and talked to him about Xinghuo, saying that I really think it is strange, a few of us came to Xicheng, Xinghuo should know our whereabouts well, how can we break the army and not know that we are together?

I was taken aback: "Really?"

"It's like a fake. The monkey said, "Do you think the information obtained by the six-fingered eye of heaven is fake?"

"But why?"

The monkeys shook their heads: "I'm getting more and more confused about Starfire, sometimes I think this organization is quite tight, so strong that it seems unshakable, and sometimes I think they are quite loose, weak enough to be eradicated casually, it's really strange to grandma's house." ”

"Okay, don't think about things you can't figure out. He waved his hand and said to the owner of the mutton soup shop, "Another bowl!" and then turned his head to me and smiled grimly: "Zuo Fei, you know what to do next, right?"

"Yes. I smiled and said, "Take Dehua and Xueyou all over the street to stir up trouble." ”

"It's not. ”

"That's?" I wondered.

"Pay them for the lamb soup. ”R832