"Dad... What are you telling Yui? ”

Qi Yuxuan raised his head and smiled, "Tell a story!" Bedtime Stories! ”

People's bedtime stories are Snow White Sleeping Beauty, he tells children about psychology and history, and he also has his own spit function, the key is that Xiao Wei is really willing to listen.

Yu Minglang held his forehead, he had a little headache that his daughter would be taught to be like a god when she grew up, so she couldn't listen to something normal to her child?

"Babble~" Xiao Wei waved her arms happily, I don't know if I understand, but I seem to like it.

"It doesn't matter if you don't inherit the mantle of your mother and grandfather in the future, but you must remember a principle, the opening of a mouth must be big, and everything depends on the blind chicken, it doesn't matter if it's true or false, as long as you fool others to do things for you, you have to think that you are for his good, then you can be a boss at worst, of course, if you can fool people into thinking that what you say is the truth, fooling others crying and listening to you, and then spreading your thoughts to others, then you are a saint... Who are the saints? ”

"Hubble?"

"That's right! That's right, if you want to say that among those people in ancient times, the man surnamed Kong who divorced his daughter-in-law by ancestor, and the man surnamed Wang who looked at the bamboo for a few days and finally exhausted his body, in addition to these two ancients, it is your grandfather in modern times, and in the future, he may choose one of the three of your mother, your uncle, and your uncle tanuki..."

It's over, these three views are simply over.

Xiaoqiang saw that his daughter's eyes were shining when he was fooled by his father-in-law, and he couldn't help but think about it seriously, otherwise, he would have taken a few days off to come back and bring the baby.

The wife went to brainwash others to save the lost old lady, and his daughter was going to be deviated by the three views of the father-in-law who was out of tune at home...

"A person's merits will always block his faults, everyone only sees that this is a saint, and will not see the saint divorced, the saint's son divorced, and the saint's grandson also divorced, and when he saw it, he also felt that it was a woman's fault and deserved to be kicked, and the light would block the eyes of others to see the truth, and if it couldn't be stopped, it would mean that the light was not enough, so Xiao Wei would either be a pure saint without fault in the future, or be blind to all the people who stared at you, and everything was good, provided that you yourself were happy."

Qi Yuxuan put a few cardboards on the mat and let Xiao Wei climb on the mat.

"Go find out the one who divorced his daughter-in-law and then taught his son and grandson to divorce."

Xiao Wei crawled to the word card that said "Knowing is Knowing, Not Knowing is Not Knowing, and Knowing is Knowing".

Yu Minglang didn't know if her daughter really recognized all these words, but even if she didn't know them all, she still had logical thinking, she knew that she could find the Analects, and there were so many cards on the ground that the word length was about the same as this, and she was able to find it at once-how did her father-in-law do it?

"Who stared at the bamboo and became a master of mental learning?"

Xiao Wei crawled to the word card that read the unity of knowledge and action this time.

"How do you write a word?"

Xiao Wei pointed to the words in these two cards.

Now it is confirmed, Qi Yuxuan has indeed studied a special set of logic to teach children to recognize words, Yu Minglang feels that the fantasy is that his daughter, who is only a few months old, can really learn...

Qi Yuxuan looked up at Xiaoqiang quite proudly, "Actually, I'm just teaching children to read and write." ”

"So, in order to teach a word teller, you instilled so many crooked theories into the baby?

The special crooked reasoning is still logical! Sounds like no disobedience!

Yu Minglang watched his daughter play so happily, and the black line on his forehead was endless.

"In the future, I plan to teach the only Chinese character to the children every day, with different allusions, from ancient times to the present, to tell children about the worldview and pattern cultivated by these historical celebrities."

"I think it's better for you to go back and drink wolfberries in a thermos cup." One word a day, how much logic does it have to bring out?!

Xiaoqiang didn't dare to think that after being taken by his father-in-law for a few years, his daughter would become like a god.

"It's a bit of a pity that I haven't brought a baby since I was a child, in fact, it's quite cute to look at Xiao Wei, although it's a little regrettable to look like you-"

"Like how can I regret it!!" Who is messing with his beauty in this prosperous world?!

"But according to my large number of experimental observations, although Xiao Wei's IQ is suspected of inheriting you, her personality is still like her mother, so I can make up for the regrets of the year with Xiao Wei."

"Wait, experiment? What did you do to my girl?! Yu Minglang suddenly had a bad feeling, his father-in-law took the baby for two days, what did he do to the baby?

"That's the secret between me and Xiao Wei~ Come, Xiao Wei, tell the master who is the most handsome? Qi Yuxuan began to dig a pit for Xiao Wei, according to the training, Xiao Wei should climb to grandpa~

Xiao Wei looked at his grandfather, and then at his father, whose face was dark, and crawled towards his father decisively.

Baba, they all dislike your prosperous beauty, Xiao Wei doesn't dislike it~

Yu Minglang picked up the child and kissed it, and Qi Yuxuan was stimulated.

"Ah, the brainwashing failed..."

"What failure?" Xiaoqian got off work, and when she entered the door, she saw her husband looking as if he had taken advantage of it, and her father was depressed.

"It's nothing, Dad gave our daughter an afternoon of contemporary aesthetic identification class, and Dawei completed the identification of beautiful men excellently." Yu Minglang said shamelessly.

This time Yu Xuan pouted, this Yu Bing ruffian also said that he was crooked and heretical, but in fact, he was the most crooked!

"Oh? What are you taught? Xiao Qian asked curiously.

Qi Ba pouted, he didn't want to say that he had worked hard all afternoon, and when he came back, he was picked by Yu Xiaoqiang.

Obviously grandpa is the most handsome! He has talked about so many Chinese and foreign celebrities, and a bundle is not as good as a military dog!

"It's nothing, Dad just taught the child, I'm Yu Minglang is the most handsome man in the world." Xiaoqiang was complacent.

"Oh, then don't teach it tomorrow, there will be a deviation in the cognition of teaching children like this, where are you the number one in the world?"

Underpants!

Yu Mingming's smug smile froze, I couldn't believe that this heart-piercing word was said by my daughter-in-law!

Dad Qi was comfortable, and looked at Yu Minglang proudly, hum, your daughter is the most intimate with you, and my daughter is still towards me!

"Daughter-in-law, how did you do today? Also, the results of the health products you asked me to take for testing have also come out, which contain a small amount of hormones in addition to simple nutrients, and some people will indeed have bad results after eating them. ”

"Everything is under control." Xiao Qian briefly talked about today's events.

"If God wants people to be crazy, they must first make people afraid, those people have captured the psychology of the elderly who are afraid of death, I first pretend to cater to them to gain trust, and the day after tomorrow, I will begin to grasp their fear and brainwash these salespeople."

"Do you want them to turn themselves in?" Yu Minglang asked.

Qi Yuxuan thought for a moment and shook his head, "No, she should be a two-pronged approach, both inside and outside." ”

This is in line with his daughter's swaggering character.

Xiaoqian nodded, "It's still my dad who understands me, internally I want to brainwash these people who are bent on getting rich, externally, I want to brainwash the uncles and aunts, and when the time comes, I will make these guys have nothing to hide!" ”