Chapter 1000: Hilarious

Lin Yuan looked at John, who was a little arrogant, and felt some emotion in his heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The biggest gap between China and foreign countries lies in the use of public power. In Huaxia, no matter whether a merchant is legal or not, as long as you run into a power department, you have to nod your head, unless you have a special background.

In the United States, such a situation will not arise. From the group company to the ordinary people, as long as I am law-abiding, I will not dick you to any public power department.

As long as what I do meets the national standards, I'm sorry, it's useless for anyone to check it, I'm legal, and no one can use public power to punish me.

It is an undeniable fact that Chinese cuisine is rich in ingredients and exquisite processing technology, which can give people a huge impact on the visual and taste senses.

However, Westerners are still accustomed to using their own views to judge the quality of Chinese cuisine, and the use of edible oil and salt in Chinese cuisine is somewhat high, so Westerners accuse it of being high in calories and salt, and then make a conclusion that Chinese cuisine is unhealthy food and must be strictly controlled.

Under this kind of control with colored glasses, the development of Chinese cuisine in the United States is actually not as imagined by the Chinese people, occupying Lao Mei with a strong taste impact, but on the basis of Chinese cuisine, some improvements have been made to make it conform to Lao Mei's health concept and Lao Mei's taste characteristics.

The taste of Chinese people is generally heavy, except for light cuisines such as Huaiyang, heavy oil and heavy salt are the main theme of Chinese cuisine.

Such an original dish is difficult to pass the review of the local regulatory authorities in the United States, and it is not very in line with the taste of most Americans, so on the basis of the original dish processing, reducing the use of oil, reducing the amount of salt, and using less frying and other processes have become the common processing methods of most Chinese cuisine.

What Lin Yuan and the three of them encountered was this kind of improved dish, and the taste was very different from what they had eaten in Huaxia, which was reasonable.

"I don't believe I can't cure you!" Kuwata took out his mobile phone angrily and prepared to call the complaint number. I have to say that the Japanese are more shrewd than the Chinese abroad, but when they go to a place, they remember the complaint number here very clearly in advance.

Lin Yuan didn't want to cause trouble, so he gently pressed Sang Tian Benxiong's hand and persuaded: "Mr. Sang Tian, forget it, let's change the family for dinner." ”

Even if Sangtian Benxiong is full of anger, he doesn't dare to offend Lin Yuan, but the Sangtian family almost treats Lin Yuan as an ancestor, and he must abide by Lin Yuan's words unconditionally.

Tokugawa Nobuyasu didn't want to get into trouble at this time, so he took out a few dollar bills from his pocket and threw them on the table.

As soon as John raised his hand, he raised his middle finger at Lin Yuan and the others.

This can violate Lin Yuan's bottom line, if John is just unreasonable and arrogant, it doesn't matter, insulting people to his face, it is not a matter of Lin Yuan smiling and smiling.

Lin Yuan leaned over slightly, stretched out his hand, and slapped the kitchen knife on the table. I heard a click, and the kitchen knife slumped down, splitting a table in half.

The waiter's eyes straightened, and he subconsciously stepped back. She didn't expect that the young man in front of her would have such a means.

"Chinese Kung Fu?" John was not frightened, slammed the cat's waist, took the kitchen knife on the ground into his hand, brushed the void and split a few times, and actually came to a very handsome head-wrapped hidden knife style.

Lin Yuan instantly turned from angry to speechless, this John, just gave people the feeling that he was an unreasonable gangster, judging from the performance of the brushing knife, it was a tease.

"I have practiced martial arts in Henan!" John used a kitchen knife as a single knife, playing gorgeous moves, and shouting at himself, no matter how you look at it, he looks like an artist in the old Chinese society who is playing tricks.

After a few clicks, John was a little out of breath, looking at his moves, he had indeed practiced routines, but they were all flashy things, and with such a method, he could put him down with one punch when he met a practitioner who was not too powerful.

"You dare to come to my store to make trouble, you are really in the wrong place, hurry up and give me double compensation!" John worshiped a cool look, trying to deter Lin Yuan and the others.

Kuwata Benxiong and Tokugawa Nobuyasu were a little crying and laughing, Lin Yuan was Waner, it seems that John has been in Huaxia for a long time, this guy must have learned a lot of things, but they are all flashy things, it is estimated that they met the wild fox Zen who is playing tricks, and the things he learned are simply unbearable.

Lin Yuan was originally very angry with John's behavior and was ready to teach him a lesson, but seeing such a nonsensical behavior, he easily forgave him.

"Forget it, let's go. ”

Saying that, Lin Yuan was reincarnated and left with Kuwatian Benxiong.

"Where to go!" John saw that the three short Orientals were leaving, and rushed to the three of them with an arrow step, the kitchen knife in his hand flickered, raised his left leg, and made a high whip leg, and swept straight to Lin Yuan's temple.

John looks like a vain and vain person, who doesn't have any real kung fu, this gangster who has no kung fu is okay, and if he really meets a master, he is simply flawed everywhere.

Lin Yuan didn't dodge, snatched in front of John, raised his right leg and stepped lightly on John's center of gravity leg knee.

Suddenly, John's huge body lost its support point, and as soon as his body tilted, he heard a bang and fell heavily to the ground.

Lin Yuan shouted, rounded his right palm, and slapped it hard at John's face.

John couldn't hide, and seeing Lin Yuan's palm slapping down, he was so frightened that he could only close his eyes and take this beat.

Bang! John felt a loud noise in his ears, there was nothing wrong with his head, and when he opened his eyes boldly, he saw that Lin Yuan had slowly raised his arm.

John's eyes swept over the place where Lin Yuan had pat, and he was not shocked, the floor tiles on the ground were all tiles with very hard hardness, and with the adhesive material below, only a huge impact could cause a crack visible to the naked eye.

But where Lin Yuan photographed, there were countless dense cracks, John knew that only by picking up the sledgehammer and striking hard could it cause such an effect, this young man actually had such a terrifying palm power!

Lin Yuan ignored the stunned John, took out a wad of dollars from his pocket, threw it out and said, "Compensate you, don't be so arrogant." ”

Before Lin Yuan could turn around and leave, he saw John jump up, run in front of Lin Yuan, and fall to his knees with a thud.

"Master, don't go. My favorite is Chinese Kung Fu, I dream of becoming a kung fu master, I have traveled all over China, learned a lot of kung fu, but not as good as you, please accept me as an apprentice, I will work hard and learn kung fu from you. ”

Lin Yuan was almost amused, when he came to Las Vegas, there was nothing that went well, he could be half angry for a meal, but he didn't expect to meet such a foreign stupid boy who was so obsessed with kung fu, and there was a series of joyful events, which made people unhappy.

"I won't teach you kung fu, open your small shop well, as long as you work hard, you will have a good life. Kung Fu doesn't do you any good. ”

After speaking, Lin Yuan turned around, bypassed John, and led Kuwata Benxiong and Tokugawa Nobuyasu out of this small Huaxia restaurant.

"Ahem, Martha, this little shop is yours, Master, wait for me. ”

Lin Yuan really didn't expect that John was sticking to it like a dog skin plaster, and called a car on the side of the road, Lin Yuan and the three of them got into the car, ready to throw off John directly, but they didn't want John to call a car behind him and follow them firmly.

When they arrived at the hotel where they were resting, Lin Yuan and the three of them got out of the car, and John also got out of the car, and when they entered the hotel, he also followed in.

"Hey, what are you doing? There's no room here, get out of here. ”

The innkeeper reached out and stopped John, taking him for a guest.

"Hey, don't touch me, I'm here to worship the master, do you see the handsome and martial Chinese man in front? Chinese Kung Fu knows? That's the master I want to worship, provoke him to be angry, one punch can knock you into the western Pacific Ocean, hurry away from my sight, otherwise I will make you look good!"

"Let me look good? big guy, don't look at what place this is, is Chinese kung fu amazing? If you get out of here quickly, I'll shoot you in the head!"

The property law of the United States is not a joke, it belongs to the place of private territory, and if you don't leave, you will really be shot without discussion.

Despite his reluctance, John walked out of the hotel with a good sense of the times. John also raised his middle finger at the waiter, and his mouth was not clean and he spoke, he did not dare to enter the hotel, and the waiter of the inn did not dare to come out.

In the hotel, it is considered a private area, but outside the hotel, if you do it, it may cause a series of legal troubles, so no one cares what John wants to do.

Lin Yuan returned to the hotel before he remembered that he had gone out and ordered a table of dishes, but he only ate a few bites. As long as he thinks about what happened when he went out, Kuwata Benxiong couldn't help but scold. Tokugawa Nobuyasu also felt very depressed, what is going on, it really feels like drinking cold water and stuffing his teeth.

They were thinking about bad luck, but suddenly they heard a knock on the window, and the three of them turned their heads to look, and they found a huge head outside the window squeezing their eyebrows there.

John, why is this guy so haunted?

I had the heart not to bother with him, but Lin Yuan and the others lived in a small high-rise building, which was equivalent to the height of a three-story building in Huaxia. John probably climbed the drainage pipe to come up, if Lin Yuan and the three of them didn't care, if John fell, he would have to be disabled if he didn't die.

After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Yuan finally opened the window, John rolled into the house, this guy's arms and legs were trembling, it seemed that climbing the drain pipe was a great drain on his physical strength and spirit.

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