Li Junkai pushed his glasses, and the corners of his mouth showed a subtle arc: "Comrade, maybe they thought of your new nickname." ”

"A new nickname? Can I have a nickname if I'm so low-key? Tian Licheng asked puzzled.

Li Junkai lowered his voice and said, "Didn't your band upload 3 new songs yesterday?" ”

Lao Tian nodded: "Yes, you know this?" Well-informed. ”

Li Junkai's facial muscles trembled uncontrollably, as if he remembered something terrifying: "Hey, I don't want to know and can't." Before I woke up early in the morning, I was woken up by your band's fan roommate in the dormitory! He was so excited that he downloaded three songs in one go, not to speak, and played them in the bedroom with a loudspeaker! This guy also said that your songs are the most suitable for morning exercises! ”

"Morning, early and early?" Tian Licheng didn't expect his songs to have this kind of function, and he couldn't even speak for a while.

Li Junkai said sadly: "Yes, your song "MY revolution" was used by him as the background music for morning exercises, and he still had to pull us to do it together, saying that he would get up in the morning and be in good spirits all day." The most terrible thing is that we really did it after him, which is too embarrassing, but I am really in good spirits now, and I can't refute it......"

"It's okay, it's good that it's not taken by the aunts to square dance." Tian Licheng held his forehead with his hand, and the comical operation of the students of Dongda caught people off guard, put on the tweeter early in the morning, and pulled the classmates to do exercises with him, this is not something that ordinary people can do at all, and not being kicked out of the dormitory is simply the eighth wonder of the world.

"Where is this, you are now a celebrity in the campus forum of the University of Tokyo, do you know what your new nickname is?"

Tian Licheng looked ignorant, and shook his head harmlessly.

"The eunuch's panda." Li Junkai smiled playfully, and his eyes glanced at Lao Tian's lower body again.

“????”

Li Junkai saw Lao Tian's questioning face, and slowly repeated: "Eunuch! Ing, panda. ”

"What do you mean? How do I feel like I'm suddenly not getting enough IQ? I know all three words, how can I not understand them when they are combined? ”

"Oh, aren't you bragging in your blog that if everyone thinks your song is not good, they can curse you to become a eunuch ten thousand times?"

"I'm just a rhetorical device to express my confidence and joy! It's just a joke~~ Besides, my three new songs are not difficult to listen to. ”

"I didn't say that your three songs are not good, but sooner or later you will run out of inspiration, and sooner or later Jiang Lang will be exhausted, right? Sooner or later, there will be a, right? Many students think that it would be better for you to get used to the eunuch in advance, isn't there a word, by the way, frustration education! Li Junkai nodded while explaining, it seems that this person also thinks that Lao Tian should prepare early.

"Are these guys fed and have nothing to do? Wouldn't it be nice to have time to spend with your girlfriend and find your future wife? Interesting to care about my lower body? ”

"Interesting, why is it not interesting? In the forum, many female classmates in the TT group are very energetic, and everyone bets that you will become a father-in-law from the first few songs. ”

Tian Licheng tugged at the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Then, then I really want to say sorry to all the young ladies, everyone didn't have this opportunity to see this day." If one day I really can't write good songs, I'd rather retire than be a eunuch! ”

With the stock of songs in his hand now, even if he releases a new song every week, this kind of fast rhythm can last for four or five years, not to mention that after the name of the band is launched, the rhythm of the song is bound to decline. From this point of view, it is indeed an impossible task to make him a eunuch.

"Hehe, then you have to last a little longer, you know that I don't pay much attention to other artists except AKB48, but Comrade Tian, you are so talented, I am going to become your fan! I'm actually a musician in the back seat, can you understand how I feel now? I'm so excited!! Li Junkai's lenses seem to be exuding the light of gossip: "By the way, you tell me honestly, which department does the rabbit belong to?" What is your name? Is it really like what the newspaper says, an earth-shattering, ghost-weeping beauty? ”

Nani? Shocking, crying ghosts and gods? If the ghosts and gods of heaven and earth do not go with the eldest lady's wishes, they will definitely be scolded half to death if they are met by her, right?

Besides, is the eldest lady really that beautiful? Is it because I see it a lot so I don't feel anything? But if I had kept a hand, I wouldn't have had a problem scoring 9 at all.

"This really can't be said, the rabbit's family situation is a bit complicated, we have to keep her identity secret, Comrade Li, please understand my hardships......" Tian Licheng shook his head and cruelly rejected the request of his good friend.

Li Junkai looked embarrassed, as if he had been abandoned by Tian Licheng: "Comrade Tian, you are too uninteresting, isn't our three-year relationship as good as a woman's name?" Come on, isn't that your guy also taking a fancy to rabbits? ”

Tian Licheng gave him a ruthless look, what does it mean that I have a crush on a rabbit, that is my girlfriend, okay? You've known me for three years, and Yoshida hasn't known me much shorter than you, right?

He said in a perfunctory tone: "Yes, yes, I also have a crush on rabbits." As the saying goes, fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, how can I let myself have more competitors for no reason? As the saying goes, rabbits love to eat grass next to the nest, maybe one day the rabbit really likes me? Tian Licheng particularly likes the last sentence, which is very aptly described, otherwise how to say that it will be in love for a long time?

"Bad review! Bad review! I didn't expect you, a righteous guy, to be so cunning! I'm still going to take a good look at your band in the next League of Legends video, your under-flat appearance really hurts the pure hearts of comrades, you know? Li Junkai screamed loudly, attracting the attention of the other students in the classroom.

Tian Licheng hurriedly patted him on the shoulder and asked him to calm down: "Oh, Lao Li, don't be sad, although I can't tell you the identity of the rabbit, but the clown and the monkey are fine." By the way, did you download the new song of our band? Do you think that the price is affordable and fair, and it is necessary to listen to the opinions of the audience......

Li Junkai glanced at Lao Tian sadly, turned his head silently, and opened the book: "It's terrible, I curse you to be a eunuch now." ”

Tian Licheng felt his lower body a little with his mind, confirmed that he was still there, laughed, and patted Lao Li's shoulder: "Look at you, you are so unfrank, why do you have to use such euphemistic words to give me praise?" It's better to speak up bravely in the future, I'm such a good person......"

The two of them vaguely heard the discussion of other classmates: "Wow, Li Junkai is so lucky, his relationship with Tian Licheng is still so good, and Tian really takes special care of his classmates." ”

"Yes, yes, this four-eyed boy doesn't know how to do it, but he has always been able to mingle with classmate Tian, ah~~~~ I really want to sit down, that's Panda San."

"Mr. Tian has never heard of having a girlfriend, is he really ?? No wonder he has always been good with Li Junkai. "There is a girl with a big brain who directly classifies Tian Licheng into the ranks of.

"Huh? It seems a little reasonable for you to say that? ”

"Hey, how come there are still people who are going to agree? You don't just decide my sexuality, okay? I have a girlfriend! Hmm~~~ It's just that these two can't see the light. Tian Licheng complained in his heart while opening the book to block the voices and sights of others.

Fortunately, the girls' delusions did not last long, and with the arrival of Professor Fujii, Friday's class finally began, and Tian Licheng finally got rid of the dilemma of being pointed at and judged by girls.