238. You can, he can't (1)
On the way back to the beach, Li Du saw a group of teenagers playing on inline skates. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Long Beach has some of the nation's most famous bike lanes, but there are very few people who actually ride bikes here, and most of them are playing inline skates or skateboards.
He was a little envious of the teenagers cheering for him to chase after me, at the same age, he studied hard in the classroom and helped his father sell pancakes and fruits on the street, while these children were enjoying their youth.
The same people don't have the same fate, Mr. Li couldn't help but sigh.
Back on the beach, Hans was hugging a red-haired beauty and kissing him, Li Du couldn't interrupt him, so he could only say to Tina embarrassedly, "Sorry, my buddy sent a request." ”
Tina smiled and said, "The first thing I saw was that this was a guy who could send invitations anytime and anywhere in the fourth quarter of the year, three months in the whole quarter, thirty days a month, and 24 hours a day. ”
Li Du felt that this evaluation was very pertinent.
Tina didn't stay, she handed Li Du a craft bag, and then changed into a bikini and returned to the beach.
Like the previous two times, they met like clouds and wind, and then separated like clouds and wind.
But for some reason, after three contacts, Li Du felt that Tina had a bit of a confidante.
He opened the packet, and inside was a stack of banknotes, two thousand dollars without counting.
Li Du smiled and put away the money, this was the last time he lent it to the girl when Sedona was separated, he forgot about it this time he met, but he didn't expect Tina to remember.
Seeing that he got the money from Tina, the red-haired beauty next to Hans was a little strange and said, "What is this handsome guy doing?" The legendary Mr. Playmate? That's a lot of money. ”
Hans laughed: "I know this guy, a little white face, he works very well, and he makes money every time. ”
Li Du said loudly: "Hans Fox, my good brother, it's great to meet you here, by the way, have your genital warts been cured?" I know an Indian witch doctor who is said to have a knack for treating this thing! ”
The people around him turned their heads to look at each other with strange eyes.
Hans was dumbfounded and exclaimed, "Fake, what nonsense are you talking about!" ”
Li Du pretended to be very fierce and looked around: "What are you looking at?" Haven't you ever seen a man get genital warts? ”
With a ghostly look on her face, the red-haired girl pushed Hans away and ran away, spitting as she ran.
Turis and the others laughed and shouted:
"Well done, Boss Li!"
"Boss Fu, you've been tricked!"
"Oh, poor Boss Fu, the beauty in hand has flown away."
Hans reluctantly raised his middle finger at them and said, "I must have done something, otherwise why would God punish me for knowing you bastards?" ”
After another day and one night in Long Beach, the group drove back to Flagpole City.
Turis and the others returned directly, while Li Du and Hans changed cars halfway to Phoenix and went to the association to join the 100,000 Club.
The 300,000 income this time is definitely well documented, plus the 200,000 that sold old photos to black professors last time in Tucson, they can definitely join the 100,000 club.
Along the way, Hans was in high spirits, sitting in the car and singing all kinds of songs, all kinds of longing for a happy life after joining the 100,000 club.
Li Du couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a smile: "Be quiet, Boss Fu, we have an old saying in China, called Huanxi Chicken Po beats rotten eggs, it's not a good thing to be too proud." ”
Hans raised his middle finger to the sky and shouted, "These words are absolutely nonsense, I, Hans Fox, believe that things are done by man!" I don't believe in God! My destiny is my way! ”
When the car arrived in Phoenix and entered the American Warehouse Treasure Hunting Association's branch here, Hans was even more proud.
Seeing them coming, the fat girl Valerie smiled and said, "Wow, wow, wow, let's see who's coming?" Arizona Treasure Hunting! Welcome back in triumph! ”
Hans laughed and said, "It seems that our deeds have been passed back to Arizona, and we don't need to praise them too much, it's our duty to teach those arrogant bastards in California on behalf of Arizona!" ”
Arizona and California are neighbors, Chinese pay attention to distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and Americans believe that distance produces beauty, and good people produce evil neighbors.
The relationship between the two states has not been very good, and the people of California look down on Arizona as a barbaric place, and the people here are poor, unqualified, and bastards.
Arizona people think Californians are cold-blooded, they only care about money, they are bastard vampires and sissies.
Therefore, once many industries in the two states appear together, there will be strong competition, and whoever wins will be in the limelight in the industry in the state.
Except for Valerie, the others saw that the two also changed their attitudes, all kinds of jokes, all kinds of touting.
Someone even came up to pat Hans and said, "You've done such a beautiful job this time, you've cleaned up the Californian sissy, haven't you?" ”
Hans raised his head and said: "It's not a simple cleanup, brother, they are miserable, this time they lost very badly, the standard king and the sub-standard king warehouse have been photographed with garbage, those fools!" ”
Li Du felt that it was not good to be so high-profile, so he glanced at Hans and said, "I'm a little tired, let's get down to business." ”
Hans shrugged, "Of course, of course, dear Miss Valerie, you know what we're here for, right?" ”
As he spoke, he took out an emerald blue-green transparent shell from his bag and handed it to Valerie, and the shell opened open, revealing a small miniature garden.
This is a special piece of art in Long Beach, and it is worth a lot of money, and this piece of shell costs more than four hundred dollars.
Seeing this gift, Valerie cheered, grabbed Hans, and gave him a strong kiss.
Hans struggled hard, but he couldn't escape the fat claws of the fat girl!
"For God's sake, dear girl, hurry up and get down to business!"
This is the first time Li Du has seen Hans take the initiative to push away the intimacy made by the opposite sex.
After parting, he laughed in a low voice: "You are really willing to spend money to pick up girls, but you really want to make Valerie?" It's a good girl......
Hans said depressedly, "Who is going to soak Valerie?" We are good friends! ”
Li Du asked, "Then why did you give her such a valuable gift?" Send a friend? This thing is usually given to the girl you like, right? ”
Hans said helplessly: "Yes, I was going to give it to the redhead girl yesterday, but you scared me away. ”
Li Du said: "Then I have done a good deed, this thing is more appropriate to give to Valerie than to the girl." ”
Indeed, Valerie was in a good mood when she received this gift and worked much faster.
A few minutes later, she took out a form and handed it to Li Du, and said happily: "Come, Li, fill in your information, and then I will get it done for you today, so that you can join the 100,000 club." ”
Hans smiled and asked, "What about mine?" ”
Valerie grinned, "I think you'll be able to join in next time." ”
Hans's smile froze a little, "No kidding, baby. ”
Valerie stopped laughing, and said very seriously: "I'm not kidding, Boss Fu, you can't join the 100,000 club yet......"
Li Du was surprised: "Why?!" ”