Chapter 14: Don't Mess with the Rabbit (Fill 2 for Votes)
A group of cats and dogs, under the command of the arrogant rabbit, fenced off the abandoned factory.
The arrogant rabbit thief ran to the gate of the abandoned factory and stretched out his head to look inside.
He remembered that the kind of fast-running tool called a "motorcycle".
Finding that there was no one inside, he quickly ran into the yard, exposed his two front teeth, and gnawed at the motorcycle.
The metal exhaust pipe, under the glowing front teeth, was quickly gnawed off, followed by the car chain, the metal bracket.
It wasn't until the motorcycle got a big hole and the rear wheel fell off completely that he stopped and moved to the next car.
Four motorcycles, all scrapped by him in a few minutes, metal under his front teeth, like tofu scum.
This terrifying front tooth, if bitten on a person, is absolutely terrifying.
Hearing the voices inside, the arrogant rabbit looked at the sun and decided to quickly deal with the guys and go home.
The arrogant rabbit let out a howl outside.
"Damn, big brother, the rabbit is back. ”
"Really, get a knife, our rabbit meat is back. ”
The eldest brother took a knife and rushed out of the house directly, looking at the arrogant rabbit in the yard.
"Surround it, don't let the rabbit slip away any longer. ”
"Big brother, look outside the door!"
"Damn, and cats and dogs, get the guys, it's going to give us a meal." ”
"My day, how can there be so many cats and dogs. My hands, my face......"
"Run, it's full of dogs and cats outside. ”
Looking at the cats and dogs that kept running in from outside the gate, they reacted when the boss's hand was bitten by the dog and the cat's paw was hit on the face.
Run!
At this time, only a fool would think of fighting with hundreds of cats and dogs, which is looking for death.
The arrogant rabbit follows the cats and dogs, directing them to attack.
A few guys who fled into the house were a little confused at this time.
"Big brother, what should I do, the door is blocked?"
"The window, escape through the window. ”
A man runs to the window, quickly opens the window, and prepares to jump out.
When I saw three half-meter-tall dogs crouching on the ground, baring their teeth, staring at the window, and there were six or seven cats standing high next to them.
He resolutely retreated and closed the window.
"Dogs, cats, dogs and cats guarding outside. ”
"What should I do? Those cats and dogs outside are about to rush in. ”
The boss looked at the situation of the factory and said, "Go up to the second floor, jump from the window on the second floor to the roof outside, and leave on a motorcycle." Otherwise, we won't be able to outrun the dogs and cats. ”
The six of them quickly ran to the second floor, opened the windows on the second floor, and jumped directly onto the roof of the shed outside the first floor.
Jumping down from the roof of the shed and watching the big rabbit stand in the doorway, the cat and dog have already rushed into the factory.
"Big brother, let's go. ”
"Wait, I'm going to kill this damn rabbit before I go. These cats and dogs, that's what it brings. ”
The boss pulled out the dagger on his waist and walked towards the arrogant rabbit.
The arrogant rabbit had already found that six people had escaped, and found that the guy came over with a weapon and roared directly.
Looking at the dog rushing out of the factory, the boss hurriedly stepped back.
"Quick, ride, get out of here. ”
"Bang. ”
"Damn, what's the matter, the wheel is off?"
"Nima, why did my car fall apart?"
"Damn, this rabbit has become a sperm, and it actually destroyed the car, run!"
The few people who reacted, seeing the situation of the motorcycle, already understood what was going on.
Although I can't figure out how the cats and dogs destroyed the motorcycle.
At this time, they don't have time to study this problem, and if they don't run, they will definitely be bitten to death if they are surrounded by those cats and dogs.
Six men rushed out the door and ran towards the residential area in the distance.
The arrogant rabbit followed behind with a group of cats and dogs, and did not catch up with them, but ran after them.
The boss glanced behind him, especially the arrogant rabbit, and said, "Damn, call the police and let the police arrest us." ”
"Boss, if we call the police, we'll go to jail. ”
"You're stupid, it's better to go to jail than to be eaten. The rabbit was semen, and we couldn't run away. ”
A few people looked back and saw the rabbit baring its front teeth, as if laughing.
"***, what kind of rabbit is this, I will never eat rabbits again. ”
"Hey, 110, I'm a biker monkey, I'm going to turn myself in. I'm right now behind the Minghu community, being chased by a rabbit with a bunch of cats and dogs, come and save us. ”
"Sir, please elaborate on the situation. ”
"Damn, I don't have time to explain the situation, the speeding car robbery case on Mingtu Road was done by us, you guys hurry up and send a police car. ”
"Ahh ”
"My legs. ”
The arrogant rabbit commands several big dogs to attack the slowest guy.
"Big brother, why are you kicking me?"
"You have a lot of meat, it's okay to get a few bites. ”
"Third child, you are looking for death!"
"Old Five, you have thick skin, and cats can't scratch it. ”
The six people found that the slowest runner would be bitten and caught, and immediately infighting broke out.
When the police arrived in a police car, the pants of the six people had been torn into strips of cloth, and their underwear was all torn.
On the buttocks and thighs, there is no longer a piece of good meat, either scratched by a cat or bitten by a dog.
Some guys also had blood marks on their faces from cats.
When the arrogant rabbit saw the police car, he thought of what Wu Qifan said, directly commanded the cats and dogs, turned around and ran towards the community.
He quickly ran to the six people, jumped up directly, and showed the "Foshan Shadowless Legs" on his hind legs, kicking them in the faces.
After kicking the six people to the ground, they saw the police car approaching and quickly ran towards the residential area.
When the police got out of the police car and saw six people lying on the ground, their brains were a little insufficient.
One guy grabbed the policeman's leg and said, "Arrest me, officer, I'm guilty." ”
"It's miserable! Call and call an ambulance, and remember to ask them to bring some rabies vaccines. ”
"Team Liu, is that really a rabbit in the end?"
"It's supposed to be a rabbit!"
Team Liu looked at the white shadow that disappeared in the distance and said uncertainly.
……
Wu Qifan selected some dishes from the vegetable market and prepared to go home to try his cooking skills.
"Let me tell you, I just learned cooking, and I'm very good at cooking, so I'll let you see at noon today, what is the real-life version of the Chinese master. ”
"Anchor, you're not afraid to blow the cow to the sky, your musical instruments and singing are so good, I don't believe your cooking skills are so good. ”
"Streamer, if you can make a glowing meal, I'll eat the keyboard. ”
"Cut, what's the point of eating the keyboard. If the anchor can make a glowing dish, I will swallow three catties of dung. ”
"The guy in front,, come here again to cheat and cheat. ”
"You don't believe it, I don't know if you can shine, I'm an absolute master at cooking. ”
The screen is full of swipes, all of which are "bragging".
When Wu Qifan returned home, he first turned off the live broadcast on his mobile phone.
"Arrogant rabbit, arrogant rabbit. ”
After searching the living room and bedroom, but did not find the arrogant rabbit, Wu Qifan looked at the open window in the bedroom.
"Nima, this guy can't jump from the window!"
He stretched out his head to look and found that there was no corpse of the arrogant rabbit below, thinking of that guy's special situation, even if he fell, it seemed that he couldn't fall to death.
"It's better not to come back. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the door opened, and the arrogant rabbit ran in.