Chapter 713: This Thing Is Too Hateful (Please, Vote, Subscribe)
The male host, Atran, held the microphone and asked loudly, "Teacher Hua, are you sure you want to challenge 50 planks?" ”
Hua Tianyu said seriously: "Yes, I want to challenge 50 planks!" ”
Atlang gave him a thumbs up: "Mr. Hua, you are amazing!" ”
Hua Tianyu said pitifully: "What I'm talking about is the challenge of piece by piece!" ”
The audience at the scene and in front of the TV is going to laugh, why is this product so funny.
"Sorry, I made a joke with everyone, yes, I'm going to challenge 50 boards.
However, I want to state that I am a gentleman, really, I am indeed a gentleman, and I challenge to break 50 planks with my bare hands for the sake of a challenge, not because of Miss Megan, really, what I said is true, please believe me"
The scene was already full of laughter.
Chinese netizens swiped their screens online.
"Teacher Hua, we believe in you, you are not for Megan, you are for the glory of the country, we all believe in you, we believe it, do you believe it yourself? Wahahahaha"
"Teacher Hua, don't explain, the more you describe it, the darker it gets, even I don't believe you cover your face, cover your face!"
Netizens are about to laugh and cry, although they know that Hua Tianyu is very good at kung fu, but they don't know that Hua Tianyu still likes to be funny and humorous!
The more Hua Tianyu speaks in such a serious manner, the more the American audience laughs more than once, this gag farts, cute and funny, Hua Tianyu wants such an effect!
He's like this, even Meghan can't laugh anymore.
She said: "Mr. Hua, please don't explain, I believe what you said, you are a disciplined person, you are here to prove Huaxia Kung Fu, not for me Megan, so it's okay!" ”
Hua Tianyu replied solemnly: "Miss Megan, you still know me best, what, if I succeed in the challenge, what you said about sending fragrant kisses still counts!" ”
"Poof!"
Wu Luoling, who was sitting in front of the TV, squirted out the coffee she drank in her mouth for the second time, she pointed to the TV and said, "Bingbing, this thing, I can't stand him!" ”
Bingbing covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes full of smiles!
The American audience at the scene had already laughed numbly, and the beautiful hostess Scarlett was already laughing so much that tears were about to come out.
She stepped forward and said, "Mr. Hua, the staff has prepared the planks, do you want to choose to start?" ”
Hua Tianyu smiled: "You can start, but no one seems to believe that I can challenge successfully, which is too sad." ”
Scarlett smiled: "It's no wonder that no one else, you are challenging the limits of human beings, which is unfinishable in our eyes!" ”
Hua Tianyu looked suddenly enlightened: "So that's the case, since you don't believe me, is anyone willing to gamble with me?" ”
"Gambling again?"
Netizens on Huaxia Network couldn't laugh or cry.
"Mr. Hua loves gambling so much, who is he going to pit this time?"
"I guess he's going to pit Korean sticks!"
"That's right, it seems that Mr. Hua is used to pit Korean stick pits!"
"There's nothing wrong with this, have you forgotten Mr. Hua's nickname? South Korea's public enemy, if he doesn't pit the stick, who does he pit him? ”
The wisdom of Chinese netizens is really extraordinary, and Hua Tianyu has already looked at the Korean Du Minhao.
"Mr. Do Minhao, would you like to bet with me? It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and no one believes that I can split 50 planks, especially you, right? ”
Du Minhao said in his heart: "Bah, 50 planks are split with bare hands, I really think I am a superman, and my pants are worn outside." ”
"Mr. Hua, of course, and absolutely believe that you can't be split!"
"Would you like to make a bet with me? I made a bet with a Korean friend in the NBA the other day, and he didn't believe that I could make three super long shots in a row, and he lost the cup, so he had to eat basketball, but how could a person of integrity like me let him eat, of course, you know the ending, we became friends"
Do Minhao almost didn't scold, get out, and became friends, damn it, how did the nickname of 'Public Enemy of Korea' come about, what did we Koreans look like, and make a special friend, the ghost is willing to be friends with you.
Of course, Du Minhao couldn't say this, he could only curse in his heart.
But this is different, 50 planks, he can split it, Du Minhao said without hesitation: "I bet with you, if you can split 50 planks, I will eat these planks!" But what if you can't split the planks? ”
Hua Tianyu touched his head, and he looked at Megan: "Miss Megan, what if I can't split it and lose?" ”
Megan didn't expect Hua Tianyu to throw this topic to her, she has now developed a strong interest in Hua Tianyu, she said with a smile: "If you keep splitting, it proves that you haven't reached the limit of human physical fitness, come on next time!" ”
Obviously, Megan avoids the important and takes it lightly, this is to protect Hua Tianyu, everyone can hear it!
Huaxia netizens shouted in unison: "I'll go, Megan is protecting Teacher Hua, Teacher Hua, can you be more awesome?" This trick is simply invincible, and she won the protection of the goddess so quickly! ”
Hua Tianyu stretched his hands to Du Minhao: "What do you think?" ”
Du Minhao almost died of anger: "Nimapi, don't you have a blue face!" He cursed inwardly.
"Mr. Hua, I don't think it's fair!" Du Minhao said solemnly.
Hua Tianyu spread his hands to him: "Uh, don't be so serious, even Miss Meghan knows that I'm joking with you, don't you Koreans even have such a little humor?" ”
As soon as this product opened his mouth, he hit people, and Du Minhao was so angry that he didn't want it, but on his lips, he really couldn't talk about this product.
"Well, if you think it's unfair, then I'll excuse it, and I'll eat the plank."
Hua Tianyu then said to the host: "Please, two, if I really fail the challenge, please fry these planks in oil, I have bad teeth, I'm afraid I won't be able to chew!" ”
The two hosts laughed: "Mr. Hua, please rest assured, no matter which of the two loses, we will blow up the plank, so it's okay!" ”
This is the American way of humor.
Hua Tianyu walked to the wooden board neatly, the camera was aimed at Hua Tianyu, and the host said: "Audience friends, Mr. Hua Tianyu will challenge a human limit, I don't know if he can challenge successfully, but I believe that even if those wooden boards are fried, they will not be delicious." ”
The audience burst into laughter.
"But either way, one of the two of them has to eat those planks, and I get a stomach ache just thinking about it.
I'm sure there are still a lot of viewers who want to see Miss Meghan give a fragrant kiss, uh, in fact, I'm really looking forward to it. ”
The audience laughed again.
"Okay, so let's look forward to this challenge, whether it will be successful or not, we will all ask, uh, Mr. Hua, can you start?"
Hua Tianyu stretched out his thumb to the host: "Of course you can!" In everyone's expectation, Hua Tianyu walked in front of the wooden board with a flawed appearance.
Then, he said to the host: "By the way, can you help me buy two painkillers first?" ”
"Poof!"
The host and the audience burst into laughter again.
"This Thing"
Wu Luoling's face was numb with laughter, this thing is really hateful!