Chapter 271: Grandma spares her life
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His father's name came out of the mouth of a strange woman, and even his bad temper and temperament were exactly the same as his father's!
This is not what Wong Tai Sin is!
"Mom, what a spirit!" Da Mei shouted, and everyone else shouted, even the big bald head of the human trafficker was scared.
Huhula la, kneel.
Shi Yu jumped up to the bald trafficker, reached out and patted his head, and said with special relief.
"Why are you with such bright hair? Shake Ben Xian'er's eyes, kowtow to Ben Xian, otherwise you will be alive and dead!"
"Aunt Huang, Grandma spare her life!" the big bald head kowtowed to Shi Yu.
Shi Yu still wanted him to knock and bleed, but Xiao Qian gave her a look.
In fact, this is already a loophole, you have summoned a soul back, and you still use the tone of Huang Xian, are you afraid that others will not know that you are pretending?
But it's too scary at this time, and these people can't care about it anymore.
"Please give me incense!" Shi Yu could only close his mouth regretfully, according to the requirements of Daxian's method of dealing with the problem.
The big bald head immediately drove to the only small shop in the village to buy incense, this kind of poor countryside, it is difficult to buy normal things, but incense and paper money will never be broken, the poorer the more faithful.
People like the big bald head, who are considered to have "infinite supernatural powers" by the village, went to buy incense, and the fact that Shi Yu had a fairy on him was immediately convinced by everyone.
"These two mothers-in-law haven't been to us, how do she know?"
"Be quiet, this is Huang Xian, get Xian'er, don't let her hear it!"
Xiao Yu stretched out her hand and pointed at the two people who were whispering, and smiled weirdly.
"I heard it, I heard it!"
This kind of weird laughter frightened people to kneel on the ground, and kept saying that Aunt Huang and Grandma spared their lives.
"Turtle son drop, let me tell you, don't touch Aunt Huang's grandmother, you have a good life to support, you support Huang Xian, fortune telling, you will make a fortune, don't sleep together, sleep together Xian'er thinks she is dirty, then there is no spirit, you have to change your life for a life!"
The big roe deer really believed that this was his father, and he knelt down and kowtowed.
"Dad, I'm forty years old, and if I don't have a baby, our family will be broken!"
Shi Yu looked angry, stretched out his leg and kicked him on the head with the heel of his shoe, "Are you stupid?"
"Dad, what do you mean?"
Shi Yu cleared his throat, "After your father and I died, I watched the circle outside, and learned two sentences of scolding outside! Huang Xian'er is raised in our family, are you still afraid that no one will look for her to watch things, you have to give money to see things, and you can't marry a daughter-in-law if you have money? You dare to sleep with her, and your father and mother will die and the whole family will die!"
"Dad, you're dead..."
"If you die and die, you will never be able to be reborn, and when the time comes, Lao Tzu will become a powerful ghost and haunt you every day!"
After Shi Yu finished speaking, according to the script given to her by Xiaoqian, it should be over.
But she looked at Xiaoqian's direction, unwilling to escape by herself, she pretended to be safe for the time being, what about Mr. Qian?
So Shi Yu ignored Mr. Qian's instructions, and directly pumped, and it turned into a sharp voice of the Xian'er family.
Pointing in the direction of Shiyu, "The little girl inside is my good wealth virgin, if anyone touches her, beats her, or bullies her, I will give her a headache and lose her children for the rest of her life!"
Xiaoqian was originally happy to watch Shi Yu play extraordinarily, but when she heard her adding a play, she was shocked and moved.
The reason why she let Shi Yu only keep herself was because she hypnotized Shi Yu to know that it was only that wasabi seed, and if she said too much, it would be easy to be exposed.
If this is debunked, it will be difficult for Shiyu to protect itself.
But this girl, at a critical moment, was bent on rescuing Xiaoqian.
As Xiaoqian expected, if you don't grasp the scale, it's easy to get into trouble.
Sure enough, the spicy old lady who bought Xiaoqian quit and stepped forward.
"The fairy family is on top, this is the daughter-in-law I bought at home, I spent money, the fairy family is not strange, I burned paper money for the fairy family. ”
"It's not okay to burn, she's my virgin, you stained my virgin, what should I do!"
Xiao Qian pinched a cold sweat in her heart.
Eldest sister, let you pretend to be a great immortal to fool people, what kind of virgin are you talking about, there is a good wealth dragon girl and a good wealth boy is Guanyin, okay!
It's so disrespectful!
There's a little bit of common sense in this, and this is going to be a goof!
Fortunately, there are too backward people and ignorant people in this mountain, Shi Yu's previous performance has fooled them, no one picks this detail, they don't know what the good wealth virgin does, I feel that maybe this fairy is powerful, and she still raises a maid.
The trafficker Damei stepped forward and dragged Aunt Apo, "Auntie, don't alarm the fairy family, listen to her, and let this girl go to the fairy family." ”
Aunt Ah Po fears ghosts and gods, but pays more attention to money.
For the sake of money, you don't want your life, 4,000 yuan is a huge amount of money for Aunt Apo, how can you let Xiaoqian go if it takes so much effort to make up enough money!
So she glared at her, "I don't believe it, the fairy family is still bullying people, you wait, I'll find chicken blood to splash you! I'll let you quit Xian'er!"
Shi Yu didn't expect that he couldn't fool this person, this person wanted money and didn't want to die, and even ghosts and gods dared to collide, this would be a crisis.
If she doesn't find a step down, Xiaoqian won't be able to keep it, and she will be finished herself.
A good hand of cards that Qian has designed for so long is going to rot in her hand!
At the critical moment, Shi Yu burst out all her IQ, only to see her twitching and pointing at Aunt Apo.
"You will be unlucky, you will be unlucky, the virgin obeys!"
Xiao Qian didn't know what Shi Yu was going to do, so she could only cooperate, Shi Yu shouted, "See red for their family at night, see big red, who dares to touch you, let her be unlucky for the eighteenth generation of her ancestors, Ming'er let her carry ten chickens to be filial to me!"
Xiao Qian rolled her eyes in her heart, this place is poor, like a place where you can take out 10 chickens?
Shi Yu is doing this, making the family pay a huge amount of money, which is likely to make this old lady who wants money go to extremes.
So Xiaoqian also played extraordinarily.
"Aunt Huang, ten is too many, and 2 is just right. ”
"It just happened, hahaha, the turtle son beat her, beat her!" Shi Yu pointed to Aunt Ah Po and said to the violent turtle son, her turtle son was really obedient, rolled up his sleeves and passed.
The big roe deer grabbed Aunt Apo's collar, "You dare to splash my family's fairy, let her lose her spirit, I will cut your whole family!"
Whoever can get immortals will be rich.
Shi Yu only clapped his hands, "Hit this old woman in the mouth, beat, beat!"
"Smack!" the big roe deer slapped over, and Aunt Grandma's eyes were full of gold stars, she sat on the ground, patted her thighs and shouted, "God, the fairy family is bullying, you have the ability, come to a thunder and kill me, kill me!"
Xiao Qian pinched a cold sweat for Shi Yu.