054 That's embarrassing...
Early the next morning, Li Wei, who was in high spirits, drove to the tribe with a trap sleeve he had made, an AK-47 rifle, and a set of pots and pans. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The silver-gray pickup, like a steel beast, galloped on the Gobi, a yellow sand swept away, anyway, the pickup truck was strong and wear-resistant, and the ground was very high, Li Wei boldly tossed.
On the undulating hills, rushing forward at high speed like walking on the ground, except for a little bumpy, it feels really wild and exciting, all the way to the tribe.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the village, Li Wei saw a group of villagers, about ten people, counting accurately, just ten young and strong black uncles. He got out of the car and said hello:
"Hey~ Good morning guys, I'm coming!"
Li Wei was full of smiles, very happy, holding the AK-47 with one hand to the sky, and ran to the group of villager hunters; only to find that they...
The expression was weird, he seemed to be surprised and wanted to laugh, staring at the AK-47 in his hand, he was very confused, Li Wei looked at the single-barreled shotgun they were holding, and secretly said that it was not good!
Nima, this time I'm going to look foreign, and it's really a dick to hunt with an automatic rifle! The system laughed quietly, it was expecting Li Wei to be embarrassed yesterday, and deliberately did not remind him.
"That's... You're all... Do you use a shotgun? ”
"Hey, hey~ Of course! China-Li, we are just going hunting, not going to war, it is enough to bring two single-barreled shotguns, there is no need for AK-47. ”
"That's right, China Li, shotgun bullets and bullets are very cheap, only five dollars per box, which is at least ten times cheaper than military rifle bullets!" Someone added with a smile.
Shotgun bullets, indeed, are very cheap, at least ten can be bought for a dollar; And military rifle bullets, which are very steel-core and copper-armored bullets, are very expensive.
They say this, they are already very scruples, do not want to hit China-Li, who hunts with automatic rifles? Bullets cost more than chickens, a shuttle is several dollars ...
Moreover, the AK-47 is too powerful, and the sweep is basically sparse, and there is no food to eat! So if you go hunting with an automatic rifle, you can go to the top of the house.
Li Wei was very embarrassed and secretly scolded the elf, this soul must have known, and deliberately corrected himself; Cheeky pretended to be very calm, and explained with a smile:
"Oh~ I see, I want to fight wild boars!"
The African wild boar, in southern Somalia, is also a relatively common animal, a large black fat pig, with two long tusks extending backwards, looking quite fierce.
Of course, it's actually ferocious! Someone even saw a herd of wild boars and killed a male lion; It's definitely not safe to run into them anyway, let alone a group...
Uncle Hei didn't believe this kind of explanation, but everyone tacitly changed the topic to talk about hunting and discuss today's hunting schedule, which may take a whole day.
The hunting area is the southern side of the Gobi, the hilly area west of the tribe, a large shrub forest, about 20 kilometers away, used to ride camels.
The speed is very slow, but there is no way, there are too many prey to be carried on the shoulders of people, and the speed is definitely slower; The time to go back and forth is nearly half a day, which is indeed too troublesome.
This time it's different, "China-Li" has cars!
At the speed of a pickup truck, twenty kilometers is at most half an hour's journey, which is relatively much faster. Hamadi, the son of the chief of Dakiba, is in charge of leading the hunt.
plus Li Wei, a total of eleven people, all with homemade sleeves, clips, and shotguns; It is similar to Li Wei's trap for catching hares.
The principle is the same, the structure is different, the effect should be similar, Li Wei's is slightly better, mainly because the material details are more fine, and the success rate is of course high.
At 9 a.m., get ready and go!
The cab has two rows, which can seat five people, and the remaining six sit in the cargo compartment, which is really "going for a ride"; Hamadi sat in the passenger seat of the pickup truck and chatted with Li Wei.
Some time ago, Hamadi was injured and infected, and if it weren't for Li Wei's wonderful hand rejuvenation, he would have burped! So I am very grateful and admire China Li, and often pat on the horse...
It was the first time to go hunting in a car, and everyone was quite excited and happy, bragging casually, discussing the glorious deeds of previous hunting, and occasionally joking.
Li Wei is also very gregarious, can keep up with the rhythm, and from time to time tells two old-fashioned meat jokes, making the black uncles laugh exaggeratedly, and then ridicule Li Wei...
"China-Li, how many wives have you married?"
"....." Li Wei rolled his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched, will you still chat? How many wives do you marry? Labor and management are obviously professional single N years, woolen wife!
"Ahem~ I'm still young, I haven't married a wife~"
"Oh~ How? Would you like to introduce you? ”
"That's right! We'll introduce you to a few! ”
"Yes, our tribe has a lot of young girls!"
"Hey~ Hamadi, your daughter counts as one, right?"
They jokingly asked, Li Wei almost vomited blood, isn't Jena the daughter of "Hamadi"? He thought that the chief's son was definitely going to turn his face, so he glanced at it...
I saw Uncle Hamadi, full of expectation, also looking at himself, seemed to be very happy, and was immediately stunned by surprise, the little wife is willing?
Little wife! Your daughter is not biological?
After thinking about it, Li Wei also understood that Africa is also patriarchal, and daughters are all to be married, and it is of course good to marry a super good man like himself, who is handsome and chic, rich but has not become bad!
"Dear users, this system feels that it is necessary to recognize the reality and face up to their own shortcomings; You can't deny the defects, what do you think? ”
The elf, as always, loves to hit him, Li Wei didn't respond at all, but ridiculed each other: "I don't want to talk to a broken system like you that has had a bug!"
System: "......" do you still have an opinion?
Let the system be deflated, Li Wei was very happy, and replied to them with a serious expression: "No, no, no, I am Jena's teacher, how can I marry her, this is against morality!"
"Immoral? How is that possible? Hamadi shook his head in denial, and it is not a close relative, even if it is a cousin, it doesn't matter, where is it against morality?
"I mean... Professional ethics! Professional ethics! ”
Li Wei wittily replied that the current teachers lack professional ethics, animal teachers, animal principals, irresponsible cramming education, and blindly pursue performance.
Hey~ I don't know when teachers have to pursue the "performance" of average scores, noble gardeners have been reduced to ordinary professions, just like bricks and beasts...
O sad reality! Li Wei sighed, and the system smiled with disdain again: "Dear user, if your students are white girls, I'm afraid they are all pregnant!"
"Uh... System... Nima is slanderous, how can labor and management do that? Beware of suing you for slander! Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to get pregnant..."
Li Wei retorted weakly, thinking about it carefully, he might really be able to become the principal of the beast, and he was immediately frightened and came back to his senses to drive.
In less than half an hour, we arrived at the hunting place.