"Women chase men, interlayer yarn, this old saying is not wrong at all. The last thing I could see was a woman's tears, let alone a woman who had a crush on me? I really wanted to lick the tears off her face with my tongue. - "A Confession of a Waste, Teach You How to Be a Scumbag - Yoshida Hibiscus Chapter" by Tian Licheng.

On Saturday, May 17th, the long-awaited Todai Hongo May Festival finally kicked off.

Dongei Province has a long tradition of "Gakuen Festival", and each university has its own unique campus festival. Although the dates vary, most of them are held in autumn, and it is rare for a campus festival to be held in May like the Hongo Campus.

Every time the school festival is held, it can be said to be a grand campus festival of the University of Tokyo. According to estimates from previous years, the average number of people who come to the Hongo May Festival every year is hundreds of thousands. The school festival is not only open to the students of the school, but also to the general public. On the one hand, this is a good opportunity for individuals and clubs to show themselves, and on the other hand, many parents will also bring their children to participate in it, so that their children can understand their ideal university life in advance. Of course, many alumni come back to the school to reminisce about their youth, and many tourists who come to Tokyo also make a special trip to experience the unique culture of Toei's highest university.

Today's Hongo campus is full of people, and the stalls on both sides of the road are dizzying. Lao Tian followed the bustling flow of people and experienced this annual event with full devotion.

From time to time, the shops on both sides come from the enticing fragrance, and the clamor is even more enthusiastic. Not to mention the special snacks from Dongying and all over China, there are even international students from other countries who show their skills: Indian curry, British chips and fried fish, Italian pizza and even a few international students wearing robes and traditional MSL costumes selling roasted whole sheep.

"You're too playful, aren't you? This machine can be moved? It's hard enough. He couldn't help but move his index finger, this one bought a little, that one bought a little, and before he walked a few dozen meters away, he was already full of food.

The most eye-catching thing in the entire campus festival is the huge stage in the main square in front of the teaching building. Every year, the campus festival will fund the construction of a main stage for different clubs to perform, and this will also be the place where Lao Tian and his performances tomorrow afternoon.

"Dongda is really rich and capricious, such a good venue is really spicy for those people above. Lao Tian lamented in his heart that the school was wealthy, but at the same time complained about the performance on stage.

The club that is performing now is the Idol Research Association. A bunch of tall, short, fat and thin boys of all colors, wearing the same style of girls' uniforms as AKB48, danced their latest single "First Day" on stage. Although the male compatriots on the stage acted neatly and in place, Lao Tian was still a little unable to look directly when he saw a bunch of big men wearing women's clothes twisting their waists and swinging their hips on it. IT'S JUST THAT THE AUDIENCE WHO CAME TO CHEER DIDN'T THINK SO, THEY DANCED EXCITEDLY ON STAGE, AND THE AUDIENCE WAS ALSO EXCITED, AND THERE WERE EVEN MANY FEMALE AUDIENCES CALLING TO SUPPORT.

"This chaotic timeline, why did the song "First Day" come out at this time? And that big brother, why don't you wear safety pants, it's too passionate to wear *** directly on stage, you are almost gone when you jump. Lao Tian watched it for a while and flashed, he felt that he still couldn't accept it, maybe the female audience in the audience preferred this mouthful.

Next to the main stage, there are performances by various clubs such as the Musical Instrument Performance Club, the Dongying Traditional Dance Club, and the Street Dance Club, but Lao Tian is not very interested in these performances, because his main goal today is to eat.

By the time the shop came down, Lao Tian had already achieved the achievement of supporting the wall and walking, "No, the thing has been stuffed into my throat, and if I eat it again, I will squirt out." I'm already a better rokuro than Gorou now.,It's not going to stop.,Why don't you go to the activity room.,Spacious and quiet.,Uh~~"

He staggered to the door of the activity room, but found that the door was unlocked, leaving a slight gap, and there was a faint voice of the eldest lady singing in the room.

"Why is she still at this point?" Lao Tian looked in lightly through the gap.

The eldest lady was kneeling in front of a plastic board about two meters long, holding a marker in her hand, and writing and drawing on the board while humming a song softly.

She was wearing a dark blue tracksuit, with a slim waist and a slightly bulging curve of her breasts, which made the whole outfit look a little baggy.

She is about 164 tall, which is already quite outstanding among the girls in Dongying Province, who are generally short. Coupled with the excellent body proportions, her sweatpants are a little short, and her slender and slender ankles are slightly exposed from the pants tube, making her look extraordinarily fair.

Perhaps in order not to let her loose hair affect her work, she rarely tied her hair into a ponytail, coupled with this athletic outfit and the smile on her face from time to time, which reflected her youthful beauty.

For Tian Licheng, it had been a long time since he had seen the eldest lady so carefree as she was now. Every time I met her recently, she was either angry, or her brows were tightly locked, as if she had something on her mind.

Lao Tian suddenly felt that as a friend, he really cared too little about her, but every time he needed help, she would always be the first to show up......

I don't know if it's because the eldest lady is too dazzling at this moment, or because Lao Tian has some feelings in his heart, he looked at Yoshida's back blankly, and he was stupid for a while...... The whole world seemed to stop at this moment, leaving only the rustle of the girl's fingertips and the soft singing.

"Hey, you guy, what are you doing standing there stupidly, why don't you come over and help. Yoshida was about to change to a marker of a different color, only to find Lao Tian standing at the door looking at her in a daze.

Seeing Tian Licheng's intent, a trace of sweetness swelled in her heart, although her mouth was unceremoniously, but the tone of her voice was unconsciously gentle.

"Oh, the school festival just now was over, and people are a little sleepy, hehe. Lao Tian rubbed his stomach, scratched his head again, and walked in awkwardly.

He came to Yoshida's edge and found that the girl was using colored markers to fill in the band logo on the black plastic plate in front of her, little by little. THE BOLD "MY DEAR MATES" WAS HALFWAY FINISHED, AND SHE DID IT CAREFULLY, WITH NO DIFFERENT COLORS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BORDER, AS IF IT HAD BEEN PRINTED.

Lao Tian sat on the edge of Yoshida without any image, then crossed his legs, took a red marker in his hand and asked, "Is there anything to paint red?"

"Dear I want to paint four different colors, representing the four of us, since you are here, choose your favorite color, and then choose a letter. ”

"Then I'll pick this R, just use red, haha. Lao Tian became interested as he spoke, and began to paint with the pen in his hand.

"You guy, don't you know how to paint carefully? Look, the borders are all stained red, can you do it? If you can't paint it, just stay aside. Yoshida couldn't help but be a little angry when he saw that Lao Tian Tu was so unmeticulous.

"Uh~~" Seeing that the eldest lady returned to her usual state, Lao Tian put down the pen and sat obediently on the side and watched her color.

Calm returned to the activity room, Tian Licheng faithfully performed his duties as an audience, and occasionally peeked at the side face of the eldest lady a few times, which was also pleasing to the eye and beautiful.

After a while, the eldest lady slowly said an apologetic word while coloring: "Li Chengjun, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost my temper with you just now." ”

"It's my own problem, I've been very bad at art since I was a child, and I don't have much patience for drawing, haha. "Lao Tian is a little embarrassed.

"I don't know why, every time I'm with Li Chengjun, I obviously want to talk more, and I have a lot of things I want to tell you, but I was unconsciously messed up by myself, I'm really useless. She forced her tongue out with a smile, but her hand movements slowed.

"I'm used to it, and if you don't scold me one day, I'm a little distracted. Do you say that I have been scolded by you for being a pervert?" Lao Tian joked with a smile on his lips, but in his heart he felt that the current eldest lady was a little wrong.

"Poof" Yoshida had a bright smile on her face, she turned her head sideways, and her eyes flashed slyly: "Am I that terrible? Last year, I obviously said that I would participate in the campus festival performance together, but you temporarily released our pigeons, do you think you should scold?"

"There was something really important, so I had to go to Shenzhen temporarily. I also know that I am very sorry for everyone, but after I came back, didn't I find you every day and ask you to scold me for half an hour to vent my anger? Lao Tian said a little helplessly.

"Okay, I'll forgive you for this~~ But when Li Chengjun sang for the first time a few days ago, I was really taken aback. The eldest lady said with a smile.

"Eh, is it okay to hit someone without slapping his face? This is a stain on my life, can you not make it worse?" Lao Tian pouted in protest, but with a clear smile on his face, he no longer had any psychological baggage, wouldn't it be fun to laugh at himself?

"But I didn't have the slightest sense of schadenfreude at the time, I just really thought it was great that Li Chengjun couldn't sing. Yoshida said in a serious tone.

"You're not gloating about that, I'm going to turn my face if I keep talking. Lao Tian was a little unsure of the girl's brain circuits.

"This shows that what you said to me at the beginning was true!" The eldest lady paused and said thoughtfully, "Do you remember what you said to me when we first met in our freshman year, and it was also in this activity room?"

Hearing the eldest lady's words, Lao Tian suddenly realized: "When I was halfway through my club activities that day, I felt bored, so I slipped out and walked around, and I happened to hear your singing." At that time, I was really attracted by your voice, which is why I came in very abruptly......"

Yoshida saw that he still remembered the scene at that time, and the joy in his eyes was strong: "I was still thinking about which family with no eyes was going to talk to me, and I still remember the first sentence you said: This classmate, you are the "good voice of Dongying" I am looking for, I want you. It's so frustrating, do you think I haven't seen The Voice of China?"

"Hehe, that's not because your voice is distinctive. I was really shocked and thought there were two people singing in the room. I didn't expect Yoshida to switch your voice so freely - two songs in a row, completely different styles, and there is no sense of disobedience at all. Lao Tian recalled the glimpse of two years ago, and still couldn't help but admire.

Yoshida looked at Lao Tian and said nostalgic: "At that time, I said, classmate, if you want to talk to me, please find a better excuse, and then in order to prove that you are serious about inviting me, you played all the instruments in the activity room, and then said to me, I will write a lot of songs in the future, I hope you can be my mouthpiece and play music happily together." After that, Shi Geqi was pulled by you, and Yamamoto-san was also pulled by you, and I don't know what ecstasy soup you poured on them. I just think that everyone is very compatible with each other and can talk about it. Now that I think about it, the three of us are really easy to deceive, and we have been willingly fooled by you for two years."" I am indeed willing", the girl added again in her heart.

"Then you always know by now that I'm serious. And a mouthpiece or something, it sounds so shameful now, I must have been possessed by a middle two star at the time to say that. Lao Tian raised his eyebrows, looking smug, occasionally such a stupid hat, isn't it good, go to his image.

"I've been silly waiting for your song. Even Shi Geqi and Yamamoto have been practicing desperately. We all know your level, in order not to hold you back, I want to be the person who can perform with you, so that I can continue to this day." Yoshida said softly.

"Yes, the level of those two guys has unconsciously improved a lot compared to the freshman year, and your singing voice is more proficient than before, and the only one among us who has not improved is me. Lao Tian sighed.

"Li Chengjun, I'm really scared, I'm afraid that our performance tomorrow will happen if it fails. The eldest lady's mood became depressed again.

"Rest assured, we are fully prepared and will not fail. Lao Tian is full of confidence.

"I mean, in case, if it fails, that's probably the end of our meeting. It's possible that we'll never get together like this again, won't we? In this way, we reached our senior year, wrote essays, looked for a job, and then graduated and went into society, got married, and had children, and slowly stopped contacting each other, and lost news of each other......" Her voice was a little hurried, a little worried.

"Don't worry, even if we graduate, we will miss each other, and we are the most important partners. Lao Tian patted the girl on the shoulder.

"How can I rest assured? Even if I have a mobile phone and a TT, the relationship between people will fade over time, right?" Yoshida's voice was lonely.

Lao Tian was asked, because in his previous life, even if there was WeChat, Weibo, Facebook, and Twitter, was the distance between people shortened? Or was it distanced? Two people across the world can easily become friends with each other, and the friends around them are each swiping their mobile phones in the party......

Seeing that Lao Tian fell into silence, the eldest lady suddenly took a deep breath, and said as if she had made up her mind: "Will the two of us be like that in the future? Gradually move away and gradually become strangers? Then one day in the future, knowing the news that Li Chengjun is going to get married, let me silently send my blessings? As soon as I think that I may never see your smiling face or hear your voice again in the future, I want to go crazy, I want to scold, I want to cry." I can't imagine this kind of life, and I'm afraid to think about it, without you......" The girl burst into tears as she spoke.

Tian Licheng was frightened by the tears of the eldest lady. Is this a confession? Is this what the always strong lady would say? His mind was blank, and he didn't have time to organize the words, so he just tried to wipe the tears from the girl's face with his hand in a panic.

"It's rude. The eldest lady suddenly blushed, grabbed Lao Tian's left arm tightly with both hands, leaned her head on his left shoulder, and then lowered her head and muttered, "That's it, that's it." Li Chengjun, do you hate me?"

"Of course I hate it! The reason why I've been by your side and let you bully you is purely because I'm a shaker, what are you doing with your own feelings?" Tian Licheng's face was flushed, and he said that he hated it, but his right hand silently wiped away Yoshida's tears.

To be honest, he is still in a state of confusion in his mind now, and he only feels that the girls in high school sent love letters, and the corridor confessions or something were weak. When I get to college, do girls just hug me like this? Not to mention that a beautiful woman like the eldest lady affectionately tells her feelings for herself.

Hearing Lao Tian's words, Yoshida burst into tears and laughed, you guy, are you still hard-mouthed?

She breathed a sigh of relief, put her left hand on Lao Tian's shoulder, but her right hand was still firmly fixed on his arm, she slowly raised her eyes, as if she had exhausted all her courage, looking at Lao Tian, wanting to engrave her beloved in her heart.

Tian Licheng was not to be outdone, because he also wanted to see the eldest lady's crying nose.

The two men met their eyes like this, looking at each other, as if searching for something in their respective eyes.

I don't know how long it took, the eldest lady was defeated first, she felt that her cheeks were already hot, her heart was pounding uncontrollably, she didn't dare to look at Lao Tian anymore, she just pressed her body and his arm tighter, and then slowly closed her eyes.

She said shyly in a voice that only two people could hear: "Li Chengjun, just let me charge for a while, okay?" I believe in you, and I only believe in you. After speaking, the girl's breath gently patted Lao Tian's neck.

Tian Licheng is now in pain and happy - he clearly felt the softness on his chest when the girl was pasted just now, and the pain was that now his left hand was completely numb and lost his intuition.

Coupled with the unusually itchy feeling on his neck, he only felt that online novels were all deceitful, what homeopathic pushing, what passion, and now he was at a loss just for girls leaning on him......

"Fool, won't you kiss me?" came the girl's whisper, her voice was soft, but it was deafening to her ears.

Lao Tian turned his head sideways, and saw that the eldest lady's eyes were closed, her body trembled uneasily, and her tender lips were slightly pursed, like a budding rose.

The author Jun was about to code the man and woman when the sound of two guys talking came from outside the door.

"Hey, Yamamoto, why did you get a clown mask for me, it must not fit my glorious image, you see, it's ugly to wear it. ”

"There are only four types of shops near the school, pandas, rabbits, monkeys, and clowns, and I can only buy one of them. Hey, why is the door of the activity room open? ”

When Shi Geqi and Yamamoto pushed the door in with a big grin, they happened to see Lao Tian trembling and preparing to kiss the eldest lady, and the two of them hurriedly closed the door with a "bang".

"It's good that I'm wearing a mask, and the eldest lady can't recognize who it is," Shi Geqi said with trepidation.

"The voice has already exposed everything, let's hurry up if we don't want to die. Yamamoto hurriedly beckoned and asked Lao Shi to slip away with him.

I actually saw this amazing scene today, don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things, it's really unknown whether the eldest lady will kill people and kill her mouth, and her life matters!

"You two, get back for me!" Before they could leave, the earth-shattering shouts of the eldest lady came from the activity room.