Chapter 63: The Confused Agent

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After all, not everyone has the conditions to invite hundreds of people to open a gigabit optical fiber and wait to grab the goods.

At this time, HZ local TV station also reported the Lingyun Villa fire incident, and there were no casualties, which definitely shocked those who just learned the news to the point of doubting their lives.

The credit of the magical elf is also fully shown in the news, when the fire is first discovered, the police are quickly called, and the danger and severity of the fire are clearly stated.

In this way, the emergency center can make the most correct judgment.

When the fire besieges everyone, make the most correct command, so that everyone can hold on until help comes.

The elf can detect the fire alarm and call the police in time, so can it detect the moment when the owner is in a dangerous state and make a correct judgment in time to call the police?

Without a doubt, yes.

An existence that can bring you great convenience in your life, an existence that can save your life in times of crisis, such a magical elf, who doesn't want one?

What makes many people who stay in HZ speechless to the extreme is that such a software can't be opened for purchase.

And even if it is open for purchase, it must be a purchase restriction, and they may not be able to buy it.

Walking in the streets and alleys, you can hear people talking about the magical Taobao store at any time.

Even in those mountain villages, there are many people talking about it.

Even some government departments in HZ City have posted on Weibo to ask for a place in the internal beta of a magical elf.

Some people who often visit Weibo have found that the HZ Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce, the HZ Municipal Public Security Bureau, the HZ Municipal Health Bureau...

Even the HZ city government posted on Weibo to ask for a magical elf's internal beta quota, and asked if this software could be used in the office.

The magic elf is undoubtedly used in the office, but it needs to be reprogrammed by Chang Qi, when the magic elf was programmed, the direction faced was the life assistant, so the magic elf can only help in life.

For the Weibo of these government departments, if it were a change of company, the reply would have been sent for free without a magical elf.

But what kind of existence is our store manager?

The cold store manager naturally chose to ignore it, and almost posted on Weibo to scold the other party for being brain-dead.

In this regard, a group of departments can only stare at each other, and there is no way to do it, if they change to an ordinary enterprise, they can still give some small shoes to wear.

But in the face of the magical Taobao store, they have no way at all, and they can't find it through the Internet.

With systematic means, it makes no sense at all to say that you will block you.

As for checking through the courier, with the elusive speed of the magical express, you can't find out where it came from, okay?

Besides, even if you find it, how dare you?

You've been checking for a long time, maybe you've just found an Earth spokesperson.

Behind them, there may be alien technology behind them.

A single artificial intelligence is terrifyingly powerful and could destroy the world at any time, plus the rest of the alien technology?

So there's no way to play at all?

Therefore, the existence of the magical Taobao store, even if it has attracted the attention of the state and even the international community, no one dares to move.

It's just that some countries complain that Huaxia has taken shit luck, how can such a company with alien technology behind it not be in their country.

In an Internet café in HZ City, a blonde foreigner sits in a box, and the computer in front of him opens a Taobao web page, which is showing a magical Taobao store.

The foreigner looked at the web page in front of him with great difficulty, copied a paragraph from time to time and then went to Baidu to translate it.

After reading the webpage of the magical Taobao store, he found that he could understand so little information, so the foreigner copied a few words of the magical Taobao store to Baidu.

Then a large piece of news appeared on the foreigner's web page, opened the post bar Weibo, and the foreigner stared at the piece of text with wide eyes.

"The magical Taobao store is amazing! yes, I feel the same way. "Open a certain post, and after reading the translation, the foreigner said with deep sympathy.

"Woo, drones are so hard to grab, but I don't have a million, and I can't buy a drone with a million...... Well, it's quite difficult to grab, but I feel that Chinese are so rich!"

"I want a drone, as long as you give me a drone, I'll do whatever you want!! wow, this beauty has a good body, so beautiful, it's a pity I don't have a drone!"

"Ask a magical elf to share, I'm willing to give a million... If anyone can share it with me, I'm willing, and it's dollars, anyway, I'll be reimbursed by those damn vampires from the Intelligence Bureau when the time comes, after all, I'm scouting for information, but no one shares it!"

The foreigner laboriously used Baidu to translate the text of Weibo Tieba, and from time to time opened a few words of praise, from his last sentence, it is not difficult to hear that he is an agent sent by a certain intelligence bureau to investigate the news.

"Well, this text is so long, there must be a lot of news, let me translate it well. Suddenly, the foreigner saw a very long text in the post bar, and his eyes suddenly lit up, copying and translating sentence by sentence.

"Why did the ninety old lady die naked on the street?" translated the first sentence, the foreigner was obviously stunned, blinked his eyes a little confused, and then continued to translate.

"Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night?...... Stay tuned tonight at 23:59 CCAV8 annual masterpiece "The Road of No Return of the Landlord", let's follow the reporter's lens into the perverted inner world of the landlord?

After laboriously translating this text, the foreigner was completely confused, okay?

"Hmm! Could it be that the Chinese characters are too broad and profound? So I didn't understand it? It seems that I need to send it back to the headquarters for them to study it, maybe it is some important news from the magical Taobao store!" The foreigner nodded with satisfaction, and was very satisfied with the decision he made.

Then the foreigner took out a black portable computer and passed the message he wanted to deliver back through the encrypted mailbox.

"Hehe, it is said that the news of the magical Taobao store cannot be searched by the outside world, and it will be no problem for me to pass it back through the secret channel. Looking at the computer showing that the email was successfully sent, the foreigner nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, the CIA, an agent who was particularly concerned, sent an email.

The email was immediately delivered to the CIA director as quickly as possible, and the CIA director immediately went to the White House and summoned the heads of various intelligence bureaus to inform all parties of the news of the receipt of TVXQ's Taobao store.

Soon in the White House conference room, the President of the United States, the three major intelligence agencies, the Secretary of State, and members of the Cabinet, a group of people gathered at the round table to look at the huge LCD screen in front of them.

The email was opened under everyone's gaze, and a piece of English appeared in front of the American rulers.

"Why did the ninety-year-old lady die naked on the street?....... That perverted inner world?"

“what?”

After reading this text, the hearts of this group of rulers are broken.