Chapter 1282 can stuff dog food to show IQ when quarreling
In Acre's impression, there seems to be a very coquettish man who likes to collect all kinds of cars, is it-
"Huang Mao, why are you everywhere?" The owner of the car saw the yellow hair circling around his car, and finally couldn't stand the car door coming down.
"Ahh Sure enough, it's you, the hemorrhoid man! β
Oh, my God! The ominous premonition has come true!
The car has been modified, and the general RV is relatively comfortable, not only has a TV Xiaoice box, but also added a small crib at the request of Xiaoqian, and made special treatment to ensure that the child will not be bumpy when lying inside, and the comfort is the same as at home.
Aka opened the refrigerator as soon as he got into the car, and was immediately dissatisfied.
"A bunch of junk food, why are you so insincere, you don't buy something delicious when you know we're coming!"
The beauty who was packed and brought over was happily nibbling on the chicken leg that Xiaoqian gave it, and people thought it was very good~
Zheng Xuqing's muscles were beating, "Do you think everyone is like you and has a hobby of eating?" β
"Wang!" The beauty protested, whoever ate that thing, it's a dog with taste!
Xiao Qian touched the beauty's head, "It's not about you." β
The beauty was relieved and lowered her head and continued to eat.
Acre is furious, it's not that there's no one, that means she?!
"That's not! That's stinky tofu! Delicious deep-fried stinky tofu! β
"It smells ofβit's a good fit for you."
The two pinched as soon as they met, and Xiaoqian got used to it.
She put Xiao Wei in the little crib, but Xiao Wei seemed to be very unhappy, and she protested with her hands and feet, Xiao Qian picked her up, she was honest, blinking her big eyes and looking at it curiously.
"This kid is so smart, look at her little eyes that explore the world." Aka teased Xiao Yui, this child's eyes are very big, and his eyelashes are also very long, and he is very cute when he focuses on things.
"But isn't it, the so-called three-year-old sees the old, my goddaughter has been clever since she was a child, hey, Huang Mao, did you stay like a little wood when you were a child?"
"Who said that! I was so good-looking when I was a kid! Don't believe it! β
Unconvinced, Aka pulled out her wallet, which contained a photo of her as a child.
Zheng Xu and Xiaoqian both stretched their necks to look, only to see a white and chubby baby in the photo, drooling at the camera.
"Hahaha! Baldness! Zheng Xu pointed to the photo and laughed wildly.
Aka's face turned red, "Who said I was bald!" Don't you see this little lock of hair?! β
Some babies will have hair a little later, but not everyone is like Angel Xiaowei, who is born with thick hair.
"Haha, I'll call you little bald in the future, by the way, you're not wearing a wig, are you?" Zheng Xu said as he reached out and pulled Aka's ponytail, Aka was hurt by his tugging, and he scratched it with his backhand.
"Hemorrhoids man, what are you doing with us, we all have drivers, so hurry up and get the calves out!" It's not good to look at him, last time I shouldn't have been soft-hearted and give up on him, I should have carried him to the death!
"You little bald hair is quite crazy to sit in someone else's car, grandpa's car, you little bald tube in your own car?"
Small bald hair = yellow hair + baldness, perfect.
Aka was so angry that he was about to smoke, pointing at Zheng Xu and shouting.
"Get out of the car and don't go! See you at the door of the toilet at the auction! β
"I'm afraid you're a little bald?"
Zheng Xu whistled leisurely, Aka didn't understand, and Xiaoqian listened to the music.
He bragged that I would be you when I grew up, or take a look at the doll photos in someone's wallet and then look at Acre.
Xiao Wei looked at these two people with poor mouths, stared intently, and grinned and giggled after a while.
It's better to come out, it's much more fun than at home, so many strange people, it's fun~
Yu Minglang came back a little late, and when he entered the door and saw that the house was pitch black, he thought that Xiaoqian had already slept.
He walked into the house lightly, and as soon as he turned on the light, the room was desolate...
Even the beauty is gone!
Xiaoqian's mobile phone was turned off, and he was about to call his mother-in-law and his mother, when he looked down and found that there was a note on the bed.
This is a god horse...
The cottage is rectangular, there are doors and no windows, meet your wife and daughter, open the small room!
This is also due to Yu Minglang, and ordinary people are really stunned by Xiao Qian's god-like note.
A small room with doors and no windows... Yu Minglang thought for a while, walked to the refrigerator, and the brain supplement Xiaoqian and Dawei were stuffed inside, and there was a chill.
What is the daughter-in-law playing here, he is scared of a cold sweat!
When I opened the refrigerator, I saw another note.
Around dusk and sunset.
This is... What?!
Around dusk, that's the old days, at sunset... When unitary, it all adds up... Vinegar?
Yu Minglang thanked his parents for the IQ, if the stupid daughter-in-law ran away, she couldn't find a clue.
Sneaked to the kitchen and poured a bottle of vinegar, everything was wooden.
As a result, I saw a note under the soy sauce bottle on the side, and Xiaoqiang was angry and funny.
This little kitchen idiot who doesn't distinguish between grains and grains is still playing anagrams with himself, and he can't tell the difference between soy sauce and vinegar!
Can't she see such a big vinegar on this bottle?
Thinking about it, Yu Minglang opened the note with his hand, and the first sentence was a cool breeze on his back.
Yu Xiaoqiang, when you still mock me for not distinguishing between soy sauce and vinegar, I have already left you with my daughter!
Emma!
Yu Minglang reflexively looked around, but didn't find the monitor, only then did he understand that his daughter-in-law really deserves to be a doctor of psychology, and her speculation about people's hearts is quite thorough, this is to calculate his reaction, this cunning little girl...
Hey, I knew that she would be in a mood with herself, Yu Minglang continued to watch while thinking about how to coax Xiaoqian to dissipate her anger.
I don't blame you, I understand that the reason for our dispute is that you are tired of the dull married life and want to give us a little more spice for quarrels in the dull life, so I decided to start first and take the children to the imperial capital auction, is it exciting?
This paragraph is over, and there is a big grimace.
No way! This girl has become a sperm! Yu Minglang felt that he should not mess with these people who play psychology in the future, especially his daughter-in-law, it was terrible!
In this short period of time, Yu Minglang's mood has changed several times, it is said that the daughter-in-law ran away with the child, she should be very angry, but she is really angry and funny to be like this.
She just has the ability to challenge Yu Minglang's bottom line to make him angry to the extreme and can't get angry, learn and use her professional skills, Yu Minglang can even make up for his daughter-in-law to analyze his personality on a large number of scales when he is fine, and create a bunch of means to clean him up according to his personality characteristics.
In the end, he will challenge his daughter-in-law if he is in the dark, and Daqian always starts a fire to clean up the people next to the pillow!
Yu Minglang thought about it for a while, his daughter-in-law is not the kind of person who doesn't care about before and after, she dares to take the child away, then there must be an accomplice to cooperate with her safety.
Liumei is at home with children, then the most likely thing is...
Acre!