Hu Yang said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Ming and Yang Ying both went to chop wood with Qianqian. ”

"Chopping wood?" Teacher He didn't understand very much, why Brother Xiao Ming and Yang Ying would go to chop wood, I couldn't understand it at all.

Hu Yang nodded and said: "Baby because I haven't seen chopping wood, so I want to go over to have a look, I just came back and saw Qianqian teaching baby to chop wood, I guess baby wants to try." ”

Teacher He said with a smile: "I guess the baby will not succeed like me, chopping wood is not as simple as imagined." ”

Yang Ying had already chopped down with an axe at this time, and it did hit the wood, but she didn't split the wood.

Brother Xiao Ming said as a matter of course: "Baby, I said, this piece of wood is too big, you must not be able to split it, let's change it to a small one." ”

Yang Ying also has no choice, it is true that her strength is too small to split such a large piece of wood, Brother Xiao Ming found a relatively small piece for Yang Ying, and it looks very good to split.

Brother Xiao Ming helped Yang Ying put the wood in place, and then said, "It should be easier to split it if you try this." ”

Yang Ying nodded, but the problem was that the axe was still inlaid in the wood, Yang Ying tried it, but she couldn't pull it out.

Of course, Brother Xiao Ming also saw it, and went over to take the axe in Yang Ying's hand and said, "Come on, I think you may not be able to pull it out." ”

Brother Xiao Ming helped Yang Ying pull the axe out of the wood, while Yang Ying took the axe back with a smile and continued to prepare for the challenge of chopping wood.

This time she was not as lucky as just now, although Yang Ying split the wood, she didn't split the wood, but just chopped the wood down, which was also a "pop", but the result was completely different.

Yang Ying also didn't know each other, and tried several times but failed, Yang Ying also said helplessly: "Forget it, forget it, I'm tired to death, chopping wood is really not so easy." ”

Brother Xiao Ming looked at Yang Ying and said with a smile: "Baby, you are also tired, you go back to the house to rest, and leave it to me and Qianqian here." ”

Yang Ying shook her head and said, "It's okay, I'm here to watch you chopping wood, and I can't help you when I go back anyway." ”

Yang Ying stayed to watch Brother Xiao Ming chop firewood with Xue Shaoqian, of course, the most important thing was to see Brother Xiao Ming make a fool of herself, because she didn't believe that Brother Xiao Ming could succeed in chopping firewood for the first time.

Of course, Xue Shaoqian will not let Brother Xiao Ming try it again, because the firewood is almost burned out and it is not enough, so Xue Shaoqian also picked up the axe himself and began to chop firewood, and after chopping a little, Xue Shaoqian also took it and put it in the furnace.

Brother Xiao Ming finally got the axe at this time and was ready to chop wood, and Yang Ying was also excited, because she could finally watch Brother Xiao Ming make a fool of himself.

Brother Xiao Ming picked a piece of wood and put it on the stake, which was the same as Yang Ying's action just now, and the knife fell very neatly, "Let's go", Yang Ying was also surprised, because Brother Xiao Ming successfully split the wood.

Yang Ying also clapped her hands with Brother Xiao Ming at this time and said, "Husband, you are so powerful, you actually succeeded in one time." ”

Brother Xiao Ming said with a smile: "That's it, you also look at who your husband is, can he be amazing." ”

When Brother Xiao Ming and Yang Ying showed affection, Xue Shaoqian was also speechless, regardless of the two of them, he went back to the house by himself, because Xue Shaoqian knew that the firewood in the stove was enough, so he didn't care about Brother Xiao Ming and Qianqian.

Teacher He looked at Xue Shaoqian who walked in and asked in surprise: "Qianqian, why did you come in, what about Brother Xiao Ming and baby?" ”

Xue Shaoqian said helplessly: "I was still chopping firewood outside, and I was fed handfuls of dog food by the two of them, and I really couldn't eat it." ”

Hu Yang asked, "The firewood for the stove should be enough, right?" Don't wait for the stove to go out, and destroy my Sufo jumping over the wall. ”

Xue Shaoqian nodded and said, "The firewood for the stove must be enough, and I came back after I finished chopping, it must be enough, and now the two of them are still playing." ”

Hu Yang also said with confidence: "Well, then you watch the time, and when the time is up, you can help me bring in Su Buddha jumping over the wall." ”

Xue Shaoqian nodded and said, "Well, I know, so what am I doing now?" ”

Hu Yang smiled and said: "You can sit and rest for a while, I will start cooking noodles here, and when the pasta is ready, I will fry you a meat sauce noodles and seafood noodles, you can eat them first, and then I will make a potato cake and tomato sauce prawns, and our dish will be almost ready." ”

Xue Shaoqian also sat down unceremoniously, and Teacher He also sat on the tatami mat, hugged Xiao H and said, "Xiao H, you are hungry, I'll get you some dog food." ”

After Mr. He finished speaking, he also went to get dog food for Xiao H, and Mr. He took a bag of dog food and poured dog food into Xiao H's dog basin.

Xiao H happily began to eat dog food, Teacher He looked at Xiao H, and also said: "Alas, Xiao H, you have eaten, we can't eat yet." ”

Hu Yang also glanced at Teacher He at this time and said, "Teacher He, we can eat soon, Teacher He, you can help me bring three plates." ”

Teacher He also quickly got up and helped Populus Hu take three plates, which were arranged on the table at one time, and Populus Hu also divided the spaghetti bolognese into three points and poured them directly on the plate, but only accounted for half of the plate.

Populus euphratica also continued to stir-fry the next Italian seafood noodle, Populus euphratica's seafood only needs shrimp, but Populus euphratica added its own hoisin sauce to make up for the lack of taste.

After the Italian seafood noodles were ready, Hu Yang also said to Teacher He: "Teacher He, your noodles are ready, you can go and ask Brother Xiao Ming and baby to come back for dinner first." ”

Teacher He was just about to go out, Brother Xiao Ming and Yang Ying had already returned, Brother Xiao Ming asked, "Is the meal ready?" ”

Hu Yang smiled and said, "Not yet, but it's almost, baby's pasta is ready, so I asked Teacher He to tell you to eat first." ”

Teacher He said, "You two have finally finished chopping firewood, hurry up and wash your hands first, and come over to eat pasta after washing your hands." ”

Brother Xiao Ming nodded and took Yang Ying to the bathroom to wash his hands, Xue Shaoqian came over to help Mr. He bring the pasta to the table, Mr. He couldn't wait to eat it, it seems that Mr. He is indeed hungry.

Xiao H had already finished eating the dog food, but when he smelled the aroma of meat in Mr. He's face, he had already run to Mr. He's side, lying on Mr. He's feet and shouting.

Teacher He smiled and said to Xiao H: "Little H, haven't you already eaten it, you can't eat this." ”

Hu Yang continued to make the next dish of tomato sauce prawns, this dish is still relatively fast, after Brother Xiao Ming sat down, he also watched Teacher He and a few of them eat, Yang Ying also smiled and said to Brother Xiao Ming: "Husband, you taste it, my pasta tastes really good." ”

Teacher He also felt that it was really a little too cruel to let Brother Xiao Ming watch the three of them eat alone, so Teacher He hurriedly took a small bowl for Brother Xiao Ming and said, "Brother Xiao Ming, the rice is ready, you can drink some drinks first, eat some food and pasta." ”

The current dish is only fried shredded pork with white sauce, but Mr. He has already poured a drink for Brother Xiao Ming, and Brother Xiao Ming has no choice but to eat it first.

At this time, Hu Yang also brought up the tomato sauce prawns ordered by Brother Xiao Ming and said, "Brother Xiao Ming, your eggplant prawns are ready, you can taste them quickly." ”

After Hu Yang finished speaking, he went to make his last potato cake, and at this time, Xue Shaoqian also suddenly got up and went to the yard, Hu Yang also looked at the time and immediately understood, it should be Su Buddha jumping over the wall.

Hu Yang also said to Teacher He: "Teacher He, you prepare a bamboo mat and put it on the table." ”

Teacher He didn't react after hearing this, but he didn't think much about it and took one and put it on the table, and then he knew why Hu Yang asked him to do it.

Because Teacher He remembered that Xue Shaoqian went outside, sure enough, Xue Shaoqian came back with a casserole at this time, and the first thing Xue Shaoqian did when he came back was to say to Teacher He: "Teacher He, help me get a bamboo mat, this casserole is a little hot." ”

Teacher He smiled and said, "It's been prepared for you a long time ago, you can quickly take it and put it on it." ”

Xue Shaoqian looked at the bamboo mat that had been prepared on the table, quickly put down the casserole, and then said: "I used a cloth to separate it, but I didn't expect it to be so hot." ”

Hu Yang smiled and said, "Okay, my potato cake is also finished, and we can officially start the meal." ”

Teacher He said speechlessly: "What is the official dinner, we are almost finished." ”

Teacher He had indeed eaten almost half of the pasta, because he also gave a little to Brother Xiao Ming to eat, and Xue Shaoqian was okay because he didn't eat much, so he went out to get Su Buddha and jumped over the wall.

Yang Ying may have eaten the least, because Yang Ying eats slowly, and has been eating vegetables, half of the fried pork shreds on the table are missing, and most of them are eliminated by Yang Ying alone, of course, the tomato sauce prawns are eaten more, and there are no more left, which is still what everyone is going to leave for Populus euphratica because they didn't eat it.

After Hu Yang sat down, he looked at the dishes on the table and said: "I said that you guys are eating too fast, you haven't eaten yet, the dishes are almost eaten, so I will have more dinner tonight." ”

After Hu Yang finished speaking, he also served himself a bowl of soup first, and the first bowl of this Su Buddha jumping over the wall today was also given to Hu Yang himself, which was originally reserved for the guests, and I was worried that Hu Yang himself had not tasted it today, and I didn't know how it tasted, so the first bowl was given to myself.

After tasting it, Hu Yang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, not bad, not bad." ”

Teacher He ate fried pasta, and he was a little thirsty, so Teacher He went to get 3 small bowls and gave them to Xue Shaoqian and Yang Ying, but didn't give them to Brother Xiao Ming and Hu Yang because they already had them.

Teacher He didn't weigh himself first, but followed Brother Xiaoming and Yang Ying, then Xue Shaoqian, and finally to himself, and finally after taking a sip of soup, Teacher He said: "Well, the soup of Su Buddha jumping over the wall is also so delicious, no wonder it can also be called Buddha jumping over the wall." ”

Hu Yang nodded with a smile and said: "Yes, it's just that this amount is a little small, a few of us have half of the bowl left, you eat more dishes, don't just drink the soup, when the soup is finished, the dishes will be wasted if you don't eat them." ”

Xue Shaoqian said with a smile at this time: "That's it, haven't you read the treasure book of eating buffets?" ”

Teacher He was puzzled and asked, "What kind of treasure book?" I haven't heard of it. ”

Brother Xiao Ming and Yang Ying also nodded and said, "We haven't heard of it either, do you know Hu Yang?" ”

Hu Yang saw Brother Xiao Ming ask himself, Hu Yang nodded with a smile and said, "Actually, you all know this, but you didn't combine the two." ”

When Hu Yang said this, Teacher He became more interested and asked, "Hu Yang, come with us, don't sell Guanzi." ”

Xue Shaoqian also said at this time: "Teacher He, I also know, why don't you ask me." ”

Hu Yang smiled and explained to Teacher He: "Actually, this truth is very simple, the teacher should have handed it over to you when you were a child, first you take a bottle and fill it with small stones, and when you think the bottle is full, the teacher pours half a bottle of sand into it." ”

Before Hu Yang finished speaking, Teacher He also knew, and then continued: "I remembered, and then the teacher poured half a bottle of water into it. ”

Hu Yang smiled and said, "Yes, that's it, I didn't expect you to be the first to think of it, Mr. He." ”

Teacher He also asked, "But, what does this have to do with eating a buffet?" ”

Hu Yang said with a smile: "Teacher He's truth tells us not to drink drinks first when eating a buffet, you just treat your stomach as a bottle, pebbles as the food you eat, and sand as fluid food as ice cream and egg custard and tofu." ”

Teacher He was also speechless, and when Hu Yang said this, he also completely understood, he originally thought it was, but he didn't expect it to be such a routine.

Xue Shaoqian said helplessly: "It turns out that I should have come to explain it to you, why do you even know this?" ”

Hu Yang said with a smile: "I also came from my student days, well, these are also what I have experienced, I just want to say that if you eat the buffet without drinks, you will choke to death." ”

Xue Shaoqian said: "How is it possible, no, I have often eaten like this, every time I don't eat several meals, and then go to the buffet to eat steak, pork ribs, chicken wings, seafood, and then eat cake and ice cream after eating almost enough, and finally drink drinks, and the boss gritted his teeth every time he left." ”

Hu Yang also said with a smile: "Qianqian, you haven't been kicked out by the boss yet, it seems that you can't be considered very good at eating." ”