Chapter 222: Life is like a play

The second uncle's family was still making a fuss just now, as if they were kicking the gym, but after being obstructed by Yu Minglang, they directly became "weak", looking at their current appearance, it is really hard to imagine how arrogant they were just now. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hurry up and call the police, this family is too unreasonable, let the police come and arrest them all~ Oops, I'm done, I'm in pain, I'm broken~" The second aunt shouted, as if she was about to die.

Jia Xiufang was a little worried, this was blackmail.

Xiaoqian is like watching a monkey show, it's really eye-opening.

"Second aunt, your family, the quality of this acting, it's amazing, really, such good acting skills, why don't you go to the roadside to play a horse monkey? ”

Xiaoqian squatted in front of her second aunt and said.

The second aunt acted as if she hadn't heard it, her snot and tears were slugging, and she shouted while rolling, "Second child, use your mobile phone to call the police, let the police arrest them, this family, they want to rob money, they snatched your grandmother away, and beat our family, there is no royal law, oops, I am in pain..."

Seeing that the other party took out the phone to call the police, Jia Xiufang was anxious and wanted to step forward to stop her, what if she called the police.

Xiao Qian and Yu Minglang grabbed Jia Xiufang left and right, not letting her come forward.

"Qian'er! Bright, quick, don't let them make trouble!" Jia Xiufang said seriously.

"Mom, what are you panicking about, it's not us who did the wrong thing, calm, calm!" Xiaoqian patted Jia Xiufang.

"That's it, Auntie, let them report it. Yu Minglang was not in a hurry at all.

The second cousin really called out the phone, and while calling, he looked at Yu Minglang vigilantly, afraid that he would rush over and grab his phone.

Yu Minglang acted as if he was fine, put one hand in his pocket, and touched Chen Zilong's face with one hand.

"Brother-in-law, it hurts!" Chen Zilong bared his teeth in pain.

"Look, how cruel it is, beat the child like this, Xiaomei, go, get iodine wine. ”

Xiao Qian smiled and went to find the medicine box.

Walked past the second aunt...

The second aunt with powerful acting skills is still rolling dutifully, at this moment, although there are no outsiders present, she still rolls at a very uniform angle and speed, and her wailing voice is also in place.

If it weren't for witnessing the truth throughout the whole process, outsiders would really feel how much the Xiaoqian family had given them a lot of emotion at first glance.

"You stand up, what are you doing lying here!" Jia Xiufang wanted to drag her up, but as soon as she touched her second aunt, the second aunt screamed like a pig.

"Ahh

Jia Xiufang was dumbfounded, is this okay?

Xiao Qian came back with the medicine box, and by the way, she stepped over from the second aunt, who was leaning on the stairs with his waist and wailing, as if he was dying.

"Mom, don't drag it, let her act, really, my second aunt is an inspirational figure who can live with acting skills, but she has to be a shrew and work hard to make money for the elderly, and ordinary people really don't have her acting skills and cheekiness. ”

Yu Minglang treated Chen Zilong's wound and asked shamelessly.

"Xiaomei, from a psychological point of view, what is going on with this family?"

"If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible, and I can't analyze it. Xiao Qian shook her head.

Yu Minglang smiled, "You said you, this university is in vain, aren't you just a murderous shrew, this can't be analyzed, what have you been doing in school for the past six months?"

Xiao Qian didn't push him hard, "Is this to blame me? Our psychology is used to analyze people who have problems in their hearts, you said that this family, asking for money and shamelessness, this body is a lot of fat in addition to thick skin, and the heart is squeezed out, what do I analyze?"

"Yes, I can't blame you for this, I have to find two butchers to study them, and cut all the fat meat, or the X-ray can't shine through, and the skin is too thick..."

"Hahaha, sister, Brother Lang, what about cross talk?" Chen Zilong laughed amusedly, and his face was painted with Yu Minglang's potion.

Xiao Qian shrugged, "Life has provided us with a lot of material, right, Xiaoqiang?"

"Well, everything Xiaomei said was right. ”

Jia Xiufang was originally quite nervous, and she was not laughing or angry by Xiaoqian and Yu Minglang's lip-synchro.

"Can you two be serious, this is the police, but what's the matter... And what's the matter with your two names?"

What kind of Xiaomei Xiaoqiang, it's just a target, and you changed your name?

"Mom, what are you nervous about, what's the matter. ”

"That's it, Auntie, wait a while for the police to come over, and we'll take care of the matter, let's go out to eat? I asked my brother's chef to make soup, and see how Xiaomei has lost weight, and this little face is about to catch up with the monkey." ”

Yu Minglang took the opportunity to touch Xiaoqian's face openly.

Chen Zilong was speechless, "Brother Lang, how much conscience do you have, you said she was thin, she gained a few pounds!"

As long as you have long eyes, you can see that his sister is very moist in college, and her face is flushed.

Xiao Qian glared at Chen Zilong fiercely, "Do you want your brother Lang to finish the rest of the boxing techniques and hit you?"

Chen Zilong immediately shut up, he didn't want to be beaten, his brother-in-law's punch speed was too fast.

Yu Minglang touched his little face in front of his mother, and felt that it was not too enjoyable, this guy likes to play exciting, so he grabbed Xiaoqian's hand, held his hand, and said earnestly.

"Xiaomei is good anywhere, but she's too thin, Auntie, look at her current physique, a gust of wind blew away, and she has to make up for it." ”

"This girl just looks thin, but she has small bones and steals long meat. Jia Xiufang commented seriously.

Yu Minglang shook his head dissatisfied, "That's also thin, she's still a picky eater, Auntie, you take care of her, she's still a picky eater like this, she doesn't eat that, she doesn't eat onions, green peppers, or tofu, and even vegetables with ginger have to be cut into large pieces, and don't eat small pieces, what kind of thing is this!"

"Brother Lang, aren't you in the army, how come you even know about my sister's picky eater?" Chen Zilong asked curiously.

Yu Minglang smiled and said nothing, future brother-in-law, you can do this assist.

Xiaoqian rolled her eyes, this shameless man was trying his best to brush his existence in front of her mother.

Sure enough, Jia Xiufang looked satisfied, Yu Minglang was really attentive to her daughter, good, really good.

The second aunt and second uncle are still acting with their lives, and Xiaoqian and Yu Minglang are dragging Jia Xiufang to start chatting.

It's so embarrassing to make two fat cousins.

Stop your parents, it's not appropriate, let's find Yu Minglang to play with their lives, they can't beat others, they haven't cultivated to the point of their parents, and they are embarrassed to sit on the ground and howl, but their mother said that they must bring their grandmother back today, otherwise there will be no money for their brothers.

I just went out to smoke, and as soon as I lit the cigarette, a couple of policemen came in.