1086 Truly tame
Stuttering Zhang is qualified to say such things.
You can beat me, count me, and suppress me, but you can't conquer my heart, no one can come!
At this point, I'm clear, and so is Devilfang. Not to mention monkeys. Then why, the monkey still has such confidence? The monkey said with a smile: "How loud you shout now, how painful your face will be when you are beaten later." ”
Stuttering and not speaking, he simply sat on the ground and looked at the door, as the saying goes, facts speak louder than words, see who hit whom in the face.
We also looked curiously at the door, wondering if it was here?
As the footsteps grew louder and louder, a slender figure bathed in the bright moonlight stepped towards the door. Seeing this person, Ghost Fang still looked confused, but I, Monkey, and Zheng Wu laughed at the same time.
It turned out to be him, Ye Xiaolai!
East 11th Middle School, one-handed corps, military division Ye Xiaolai. He has a superior IQ, is extremely intelligent, and is good at giving advice.
As soon as I saw him, all kinds of memories from the past suddenly emerged, Lu Li, Chen Yaodong ...... Those grievances and grievances have long since drifted away with the wind, and only our friends are left.
The original one-handed corps was already a grade older than us, except for the colonel, the king, and the little Wang who later followed us and joined Wang Li's Li family's army, Tiezui Zhang Abacus and the military advisor Ye Xiaolai were both admitted to their favorite universities, and they haven't seen each other for more than two years.
At this time, Ye Xiaolai suddenly reappeared, and of course we were very happy as old friends.
But what is he doing here?
Why did the monkey say that as long as he came. Is Zhang willing to submit if he stutters?
Ye Xiaolai walked in and greeted us with a smile: "Brother Monkey, Brother Fei, Brother Wu, long time no see!"
We were about to say hello when we heard the stuttering Zhang exclaim in surprise: "Watch...... Cousin?!Why are you here?"
The stuttering Zhang was surprised, Zheng Wu and I were even more surprised, Ye Xiaolai turned out to be the cousin of the stuttering Zhang?! The monkey grinned, looking confident, and said, "Ye Xiaolai, your cousin refuses to follow us." ”
Ye Xiaolai made a tiger face, walked up to the stuttering Zhang and said, "These are my eldest brothers, it is your honor that they are willing to accept you, what do you want?"
Stuttering Zhang looked incredulous: "Cousin, isn't your eldest brother a colonel? I still remember that person, who was silent and courageous, which made me admire him." It's not just them!"
"That's right, the colonel called them big brothers, too. ”
"......" stuttered and Zhang was completely speechless. It's as if the worldview has collapsed. Throw it at Jiba.
"After these two rounds of confrontation, you not only lose, but also lose people! What you have said, you can turn your face and deny it at any time, and you can also call it shameless. Zhang Manlai, Zhang Manlai, my face as a brother is gone!"
"I'm sorry, cousin. The stutterer lowered his head.
"Don't tell me!" Ye Xiaolai still had a tiger face.
Stuttering Zhang had to look at a few of us. shouted one by one: "Brother Monkey, Brother Fei, Brother Wu, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I will definitely follow you well in the future, there will be no more second thoughts." ”
Except for the smiling monkeys, we were all amazed, and it was unbelievable that someone as pretentious and unruly as Stuttering Zhang would bow his head. Especially the ghost tooth, you can stuff an egg with your mouth open, because he is the one who knows stuttering Zhang the most, and it is as rare as a lunar eclipse when he looks back when he looks down on his stutter.
Later, we learned that Zhang's grandfather and Ye Xiaolai's grandfather were brothers, so the two were distant relatives, but this did not affect the stuttering Zhang who admired Ye Xiaolai since he was a child.
Ye Xiaolai is the pride of the whole family, extremely smart and with excellent grades, and all the children are compared to him. In Zhang's heart, his cousin Ye Xiaolai is like a god, and he has deliberately imitated his cousin's every move since he was a child.
Ye Xiaolai likes to play with his brain, playing with the people around him, and stuttering Zhang Ben also plays with his brain, and likes to play with the people around him the most, so as to satisfy his vanity.
This time Ye Xiaolai suddenly appeared, stuttering Zhang was naturally surprised and happy, and was even more surprised when he learned that Ye Xiaolai, who was like a god, was also willing to bow down to a few of us.
Ye Xiaolai trained Zhang for a while, saying that there are people outside the world, there are people outside the sky, and people must learn to bow their heads in a timely manner, so that they will not touch their heads. What is strange is that the stuttering Zhang listened to it all and did not refute a word, which shows how much he respects his cousin.
Recalling what he said earlier, "When the president comes, don't want him to bow his head", I really can't laugh or cry.
After the training stuttered Zhang, Ye Xiaolai turned back to us and said: "Brother Monkey, Brother Fei, I have seen it in my eyes for the past few days, thank you for not beating my brother, I apologize to you on his behalf!"
The monkey said politely, he is your younger brother, that is, my younger brother, how can I be willing to beat him? Ye Xiaolai also smiled, saying that my younger brother is unruly, but with my guarantee for him, he will definitely not be a demon in the future, Brother Monkey, you can rest assured that you can use him.
The stuttering Zhang also blushed and said: "Brother Monkey, in fact, I have already convinced you, but I can't pull my face to surrender, this time with my brother, I am also justified." ”
The monkey laughed and said that we would all be brothers in the future.
After finishing the matter, he put his arm around the stuttering Zhang's shoulders and said a bunch of meaty words, and those who didn't know thought he wanted to have a relationship with the stuttering Zhang. Looking at the appearance of the monkey, I also think it's quite funny, and I feel like this whole Journey to the West.
In the early stage, he made trouble in the heavenly palace and made a wide range of contacts, and the demons he encountered on the way to learn the scriptures in the later stage were all relatives and children of the gods in front of him, and he could take care of these monsters by calling a fairy to come over.
Wu Chengen is really a big man, and he has written everything in this world thoroughly, the demon world and the human world, in the final analysis, are the same, no matter how outstanding his personal ability is, many friends are the king!
It turned out that Ma Jie had already learned about the relationship between stuttering Zhang and Ye Xiaolai when he first touched the stuttering Zhang, but the monkey did not call Ye Xiaolai directly at that time (so stuttering Zhang was inevitably unconvinced), but revealed some of our methods, first let the stuttering Zhang Xin convince the oral administration, and then call Ye Xiaolai while the iron is hot.
With such a happy ending, the monkey was also very happy, and claimed for the first time that he wanted to invite everyone to have supper, which was not easy for this door-picking. I was rejoicing when the monkey suddenly called me aside and asked me if I had any money with me?
I said get out of here, you want to invite you to dinner, and you ended up borrowing money from me?
The monkey was anxious, and said that he really didn't bring it, and asked me to borrow some from him. I didn't believe his nonsense, and I was tearing with him, when I suddenly saw a strong wind in the room, Zheng Wu suddenly flew up and kicked the pillar in the center of the room.
Bang!
The pillars snapped, and the fragile room rumbled and collapsed in all directions, and we ran out in a panic. As soon as I ran outside, I heard a loud "boom", and the whole house collapsed into ruins.
Even if we were fine, we didn't lose a layer of dirt on our bodies.
Several of us looked at Zheng Wu in surprise, wondering why he kicked the pillar so well? Zheng Wu said embarrassedly, "I just want to see if the pillar can hold my leg." ”
Ghost Tooth, Stuttering Zhang, and Ye Xiaolai were all speechless, and said with a smile Brother Wu, you are really naughty, remember to call us out first when you want to try it next time. The monkey and I couldn't help but look at each other and read some apprehension in each other's eyes.
We hope that Zheng Wu is really cheap, not involuntarily......
There was a layer of dirt on the body, and everyone was dirty, and they couldn't go to supper, so the activity was changed to taking a shower. We found a bathing center, changed into slippers, put on a bathrobe, and swaggered to the misty bathroom.
I haven't seen Ye Xiaolai for a long time, and everyone is naturally indispensable to have a pleasantry when they soak in the pool.
Ye Xiaolai was admitted to a well-known university in the capital, and he told us that although the capital is at the foot of the Son of Heaven, the forces in that place are still complicated, but they are more involved in the "white road", and their actions are more secretive, so they look peaceful on the outside, and ordinary people are rarely harassed.
But in fact, the underground undercurrent is surging, and the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the people will be affected.
The monkey said that it is normal, the whole world is like this, the underworld has developed to a certain extent, and it is rare to directly exploit the common people, but it has been replaced by a more secretive method. If you buy a bottle of mineral water for three yuan, the manufacturer may only get one yuan, and where does the other two yuan go?
In addition to the taxes that should be paid and the layers of agents are divided, the others are divided by these intricate forces.
After taking a shower, we went to the lounge outside to press our feet, pick our ears, etc., and the female technician who had been sitting on the sofa next to us for a while, and we could take one back to the room for a massage. Most of you here have seen the world, so you are not dazzled by these technicians, but still sit and chat while pressing your feet.
Now that the stuttering Zhang has also returned to us, the three major forces of Longcheng Institute of Technology have won two of them, and only the last squint-eyed king of the coal chemical industry department is left to cook.
Ghost Fang has been with us for so long, and he already knows our ambitions, so he asked directly: "How do you pull the Squint King over?" That guy is even more difficult to deal with, in terms of scheming and strength, I can't compare to him and Stuttering Zhang, otherwise I wouldn't have been pressed by him all the time. ”
The monkey smiled and said, "Don't pull him, just kill him." ”
Ghost Fang was surprised, and the monkey continued: "The Slanted Eye King is not authentic, and I don't want to let this kind of person into the gang. ”
For us, when facing an adversary, whether to kill him or win him over is a matter of precise calculation and analysis. Ghost teeth and stuttering, we are bound to win, and the squint-eyed king, we don't look down on him from the beginning.