Side story: The author's process of turning into a tank

I sat in my aunt's Humvee and made a bumpy ride to the vicinity of the West Gate. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Look at the map in my hand and determine where I am now, which is pretty much it.

"Stop." I said.

When the Hummer stopped, the aunt asked, "OK, what are you going to do?" ā€

"Look at me, there's nothing we military fans won't have." Then I added in a whisper, "Of course, I'll have to buy a new suitcase for that bastard who doesn't deal with me." ā€

After I finished speaking, I jumped out of the car, went to the back and opened the squad leader's suitcase, and took out the tampon inside. Pinch it a little, well, soft and hard is suitable. The key is that this damn KXXXB tampon is still injectable, isn't this Nima blindly delaying his efforts?

Of course, I also understand, maybe it's because it's convenient not to get dirty hands, so the squad leader will use such a sanitary napkin.

Take out all the tampons, oh, and leave a box for the squad leader. Then take the bastard's black suitcase down, and that's it, ready to go.

Take these things to the front of the car, take out the duct tape from your backpack, and then violently disassemble the backpack to get the bracket out of the bag. Hey, comedian tactics are coming soon.

Fix the tampon in the center of the front of the car, then press the large suitcase and fix it with tape. In order to make the impact of the battering cone, I fixed the bracket of the backpack again, so that the extended Hummer instantly became a siege vehicle. And in order to prevent the bracket from penetrating the trunk and hurting the car, I deliberately didn't take out the bastard's things, which were used as cushions.

When I was done with all this, I got in the car and said to my aunt, "Ahead, it's the wall, hit it open." ā€

My aunt looked at me in disbelief, perhaps seeing the determination in my eyes, and she started the car.

As this 'siege car' got closer and closer to the wall, my heart also tugged.

Three meters.

Two meters.

One meter.

The crash of 'poof~' and the instantaneous stop of the Humvee made my body fly forward under the action of inertia, but luckily I was wearing a seatbelt, otherwise I might have flown out. But it all paid off, as the high wall fell, and the sand and gravel scattered all over the roof of the car. Luckily, the Hummer didn't even get some paint off, otherwise I wouldn't have had anywhere to cry.

"Thank you, Auntie." As soon as I said that, I jumped out of the car and climbed in through a window on the first floor.

When I entered the room, I was in no hurry to get closer to the capture point, the details often made the difference between success and failure. I hid myself in the corner of the wall and poured a bottle of mineral water on myself to hide the heat emitted by my body.

Cool water poured over me, and I snorted a spirit, and then I heard a sound outside the window.

Eighty percent of the training robots have come, and hopefully they won't find me, hopefully.

I put my rifle on my back, took out a pistol with a silencer, and went upstairs very carefully, even a little too cautiously.

Simply, there are no enemies on the second floor, I secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and the next thing to do is my boyfriend 4 magic site. (I don't know if this bug has been changed now, because I haven't played Battlefield for a long time, and there has been a magic site method since Battlefield 2, hiding upstairs or underground at the edge of the capture of the hitline, and then walking against the wall to find a breakpoint that can stand and lead.) The other party doesn't even know how you site, and now this BUG may or may not be fixed. )

But I got to the building next to me, and it wasn't safe anymore, and those robots wouldn't be so brain-dead that someone else would run through the wall and run in, and then they acted like they didn't see anything. BUT HOW TO GET OVER, IT'S A BIT TOO RISKY TO RUN OUT ANYWAY, AND IT WILL BE EASY TO BE DUANG BY A ROBOT WITH A SHOT. Then this one is embarrassing.

How can you get next door without being discovered? And now there is an uncertain factor, that is, the boy who is missing. Now I can't be sure if he's alive or dead, so I have to hurry, or I'll be able to let him take the spot.

Thinking about it, I shuddered again. This bottle of water is really TM and my heart is flying, I won't catch a cold......

Let me think about it, with the tools I have at hand now, the distance between my building and the building next to it is not very far, but it is definitely not possible to jump over it. Build a ladder? Maybe.

But take a ladder...... What tools do you use to build it? You have to be good at using the surrounding environment of the battlefield, which is what the recruit manual says.

Local use of resources, such as on the battlefield, sometimes without materials, soldiers will even use the corpses of their comrades to build bunkers.

My eyes gradually fell on the single bed in the room, and I used the bed board to build a bridge. Like this previous single bed, the bed slats are slender on one side and are very sturdy. If it were a bridge, wouldn't it be able to cross it?

I ran to the edge of the bed and tried to remove the slats when I realized an awkward problem. Eh, I can't move it myself?! What to do with this TM.

Don't panic, be calm, there must be a ...... before the car arrives at the mountain

"Who's there!" Someone behind me whispered a question.

Oh, this is really sleepy, someone handed the pillow, and now there is no labor force. I hurriedly put my index finger to my mouth and signaled him to be quiet: "Gao Qidong, it's me." ā€

When Gao Qidong saw that it was me, he put down the gun and asked, "Why are you here?" Not with the big troops? ā€

At times like this, it's best to choose to lie, and in my judgment, it's a retardation like XXX. It must have been GG in less than a minute, so I had to go black: "The squad leader was ambushed and sent out by machine guns, and I ran all the way along the fence." ā€

"Oh? Those who came along the fence seemed to be following the same path as me. Gao Qidong looked at me and nodded.

Seeing that he seemed to be debating something, I had to quickly interrupt his thoughts at this time, lies often do not stand up to scrutiny: "Gao Qidong, do you want to win?" ā€

"Of course, but how to occupy the stronghold? Surrounded by enemies. Gao Qidong said that he was helpless.

"We can stop in that house." I said, gesturing to the window.

Seeing that Gao Qidong was a little confused, I explained to him: "We can go to the house next door through the window, and from that house, we can lean against the wall to magically occupy points." ā€

"And the way it passed." I patted the bed next to me: "Move the bed board over, put it between the two windows, and we'll be able to pass." ā€

"Aren't you afraid of being discovered?"

"This is the best way to do it right now, do you want to walk through the door?"

"You're right, come and help."