Chapter 133 The Crook and the Tweeter
After all, the word "ancestor" can refer to elders above four generations. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Looking at the appearance of the fake monk, if his grandfather lived to be one hundred and twenty years old, it would not be an impossible thing to achieve.
What else did he say just now? Inferring from the context, he was saying that his ancestor had mana, right? If this ancestor was not the great monk of the Tang Dynasty, that means that there was an old man with mana in the Quan family?
Then this matter is interesting, she remembered Mu Qingfeng's use of the talisman seal. Originally, she thought that Mu Qingfeng had been excavated by him because of biological enhancement, and he had discovered a method of energy use that was suitable for him. But if there is an ancestor with magic power in the Quan family, will it mean that the current Huaxia Kingdom is not as unique as she thinks, only scientific and technological civilization......
Forty-nine minutes was a long time for a man of her kind of action, and the chatter between the four of them was basically nothing important while they waited, so she decided to take the medicine back to the camp first, spread it out and dry it, rub it so that it was easy to carry.
Quietly left this place, the camp was completely unusual, but no one spoke and was a little irritable.
"Girl, you can be regarded as back, how do I think I want to be a little daughter-in-law who is waiting for her husband to return at home, this is too detrimental to my majesty, so can you take me with you when you go out again." What's the danger in this place? It's a big deal, come and scratch a few cats, it's just your tent, and there are people nearby, not even a ghost. ”
"That's not it, I met your old friend when I was collecting medicine just now, and I don't know what bad things I'm doing. ”
"What kind of old man is good? What kind of old man is good! Spreading rumors and slandering is going to jail, you know?" reacted fiercely, "Who is that old friend?"
Su Lingyao was absolutely stunned, when she was startled by the excitement of the hideous, she didn't expect the hideous to suddenly change her painting style, and asked her curiously, "Monk Quan, treat you as a ghost and a superordinate." ”
"Oh~ it's him. He's not a nice guy, what is he doing there?"
Hmmm?!She listened to what she said, how did she feel very material, and her curiosity was immediately caught.
"What do you mean by that? Do you know his details? Also, you have been in Anseong for so many years, and you can't hear any news, tell me what his situation is. He buried the talisman over there just now, and it was still made of peach wood, and I felt weird as I thought. ”
"This stinky boy is repeating his old tricks!" showed an unfathomable emotional expression in Su Lingyao's mind, "He usually doesn't have a serious job, and his source of income is to cheat some money by doing it himself, but he doesn't know where to get some small props, and they really have a little effect, so every time he cheats people, he can get a lot of commissions, most of which are paid by some big bosses who ask him to exorcise evil spirits." ”
No wonder when she first ran to the Little Wild Goose Pagoda Park, this guy said that it was haunted, and he brought a large group of people to burn the scriptures together, and she thought it strange at the time.
In her previous life, her mother also believed in Buddhism, so she hoped that her family would have a better life, and she was very pious in despair. But according to my mother's popular science, this Buddhist scripture cannot be burned casually. Copying this thing in Buddhism is to pray for blessings and accumulate virtue, the ancient printing technology is backward, and if you want to spread it, you will naturally encourage everyone to copy the scriptures, and promote Buddhism is both a collection of virtue. But what do you mean by burning the scriptures? Destroying the scriptures is a sin! Writing a book and burning a book will say which Buddha can tolerate it? I don't accuse you of deliberately humiliating the "Supreme Dao", they are all tolerant.
"One morning he brought a group of people to see you off at the gate of the Little Wild Goose Pagoda, you know?" she asked about that day.
"Well, one day, he came every day after he found out that I was making a noise in the park! At the beginning, three times a day! In order to avoid the ashes, I can only come out at night to play, and I am almost sick!"
It's okay not to mention it, but when you mention it, you will have a stomach full of grievances to sue. In its opinion, it is enough to call the police that a fake monk and a group of ignorant people occupy land in front of his house and burn garbage and destroy the environment. It's a pity that it will only cause a bigger riot by calling the police, and it can't enjoy the treatment that citizens deserve at all, so there is no other way but to avoid the monk's edge......
"Then why do you want to drag the three of you into the tower to scare people, give the fake monk a chance, so that he can smoke you!" Su Lingyao didn't sympathize with it at all, and many things seemed to be more like it had done it on its own.
"Oh, I'll go! I live here, except for the lack of spiritual energy and the dormancy of the underground things, I don't even have the right to go in and out of my house to live and play freely? Could it be that you want me to live in the tower for more than a thousand years, and I am not allowed to do anything? That night, the group of people was about to hold a concert in front of my house, and of course I was happy when I saw that they were happy, thinking about teasing them, who knew that the kid of the Quan family was so unauthentic. ”
This is you fighting for the right of the beast for yourself, you usually peek at a lot of young brushes~ This little idea is trendy enough!
"Okay...... Then according to you, who is this powerful man planning to pit again, right, there will be no trouble, so I can't stay in Qinling. She was worried about asking for experience and advice.
"Cut" a fierce sound, "What kind of character is that kid in power? He dares to make a little movement to frighten a certain boss who is targeting, and then he will find a way to come to the door to relieve people and other old routines." It's just that the monk of his ancestor is too famous in Ancheng, so he can mix like a fish in water in this industry, and even some powerful people believe in him. But he's not stupid, he doesn't dare to make big moves like making a mistake, but he can still grasp the measure, you can rest assured. ”
All right. Su Lingyao shrugged her shoulders indifferently when she heard the cruel words, and she didn't even have the idea of going over to see the movements of those people for a while, thinking that instead of wasting time on a fake monk, it would be better to go in another direction to turn over the herbs, Bigu Dan's prescription has not been found yet, and she has to find medicinal materials for Qin Yan, a demon, to soak her body, and shape him even more, and the sense of accomplishment is simply fatal to her.
She didn't plan to use her master's recipe for Qin Yan! she was so dizzy that she didn't trust her ability to use that unreliable master, so she couldn't get the bonus effect she wanted. If you have the opportunity to see Master again, you have to count them well!
I stuffed some food at noon, but I didn't expect to make the idle-do-nothing hideous envy enough, and kept asking, "Is this thing delicious?" "Is that good? I heard that junk food additives are exceeded!" and something like that, which affected her appetite very much.
After eating lunch, when she was about to get up and go to collect medicine again, she begged her to bring herself, saying that she really didn't want to be bored and be stuck on a tree pole and waste her life.
Su Lingyao thought about it, and felt that she came by herself anyway, and she didn't expect to receive a tool spirit like the fox that could be used as a small partner to chat, if she hadn't encountered it, then this camp would have to be taken care of, and she had nothing of value except for these food and tools, so she pulled out the dagger and inserted it back into her waist.
Set off again with a sapper shovel, this time along the way.
"Hey girl, I don't know what your name is after being together for so long, it seems that human beings have their own names, you tell me. ”
Su Lingyao then remembered that she had never introduced herself to the fox, "My name is Su Lingyao." ”
"Oh, what about nicknames?"
"Why are you asking the name?"
"Tsk! The relationship between the two of us is so improper, is it that when I call you, Su Lingyao and Su Lingyao's name? I'll just follow your example and call you by your nickname, so that it seems kind. ”
"What do you mean that I don't have a proper relationship with you?! You are like a man I stole outside! If I really wanted to, I couldn't steal you!"
"Tsk! You will pierce your heart when you say this! I think that I was in the clan back then, and the concept of this female beast is not limited to my clan! Why don't you steal me!"
"I don't know how many female beasts you are in love in your dreams, and I don't have a problem, but we humans just don't steal you, so this topic will stop here. Don't you want to know my nickname, my parents call me Yaoyao, my friends call me Xiaoyao, you choose it yourself. Since you asked me my name, what about your name? Don't you have your own name? You don't always meet and come and go. I guess you have a name, and tell me quickly, and I'll call you by a nickname too. ”
Unexpectedly, Su Lingyao was very shy when asked by this, and muttered, "I...... We beasts all distinguish each other by smelling each other, and even if they have names, they are called in the language of beasts, and you don't understand them......"
Hey, it's famous!! it's usually very aggressive, how can you mention its name and make it a mother-in-law?
"If you don't say how you know, you don't understand. Even if I don't know the language of beasts, you can translate it. Even if I can't translate, I can always learn how to pronounce it. ”
"Uh...... Belch...... Hmm......@¥&*+#@......"
"What?!Can you speak clearly, louder, no? You're talking in my head, not in my head, and I can understand anything. ”
"Oh, I said it before, you can't blame me for not hearing it yourself!"
"Oh yo yo, my temper is good~!Don't say yes, don't say it, I'll turn back and put you on the tree pole to let you be a living monitor, and promise not to take you with me for anything in the future, I can also buy my own materials and make another dagger, anyway, as far as the opponents I can meet at the moment, whether or not I have a weapon with or without a machine spirit is the same. Su Lingyao firmly controlled the weakness of her own instrument spirit, and she still didn't believe in it.
"Oh, hey, don't mind, don't mind! Let's have something to say, okay, we can use such a weapon of mass destruction in one shot? It's so unkind, you little girl!"
"Then you say, confess, be lenient, resist strictly, this has always been the most reasonable saying of my generation. ”
"Damn...... I said I just said the name of my beast language, but since I am already proficient in your human Mandarin here, the meaning of translating it is a small meaning, that is, you can't have other meanings for me after listening to it, you know what I mean?"
Knowing that you are slipping in Chinese, you don't need to show it like this!" Su Lingyao was speechless, and could only nod helplessly.
My name was chosen by my unscrupulous parents, it was originally very long, but then there were too many admirers, and it took half a day to call a name, so they simply abbreviated it, leaving only the first two pronunciations, which were translated into Chinese, and they were called ...... Tweet ......"
Su Lingyao felt that these two words were very familiar, and her mind turned around before she thought of the magical Internet phrase she came into contact with when she used her mobile phone to go online to check the legend of the Little Wild Goose Pagoda in Ancheng that day, and there was "Jiu Mi" in it. As far as she knows, this "chirp" means a cute version of kissing!
She looked at the hideous image in her mind that deliberately made herself into a relatively rough consciousness image, and suddenly stopped and laughed and fell on the weeds! A pure man is hideous, and a fierce beast with the concept of "profit" is called Jiu Mi, how can you listen to the disobedience of God! Hahahahahaha! Her stomach is about to hurt with laughter.
And coldly, she still thought of a multi-tailed one-horned panther in her mind, suddenly incarnated into the Q version and raised a paw next to her cheek like a beckoning cat, and her originally sharp vertical pupils narrowed into two bends and said: "Hello everyone, I am your trusted male supporting actor, please take care of me~!"
Staying aside and feeling Su Lingyao's hilariousness, and then looking at the image of Jiu Mi that she imagined in front of her, the whole expression was the classic indifferent face of a certain actress popular on the Internet. It knew that this guy would react this way! That's why it was entangled!
finally waited until Su Lingyao stopped laughing, only to hear her say, "I...... I'll call you ugly in the future, because ...... Because there's really no way to call you Jiumi~ Hahahaha, I'll laugh silly hahahahaha!"
Looking at Su Lingyao like this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, not because he was also laughing at himself, but because he was infected by this girl, and he wanted to laugh inexplicably.
Hold on! Must be strained! It floated to the Q version of "myself", swept back and forth a few times and then brutally broke it up, "This name was given by my parents, and my conscience won't hurt if you laugh at me like this~......!
The laughter that had just stopped was led out again by the "chirp" of herself, and Su Lingyao desperately endured and said to it: "What is conscience?
But keep smiling~
The frequency of the demon's consciousness flutters several times faster! It feels like it is gasping for breath, "Okay! You can do it! There will be a chance in the future!"