This kind of idea was obtained by Zhang Can chatting with the censor in the past few days.

To be honest, Zhang Can is an idle person.

Ordinary people enter the censorship committee, and some think that this kind of semi-forced retreat is too inhumane, but this is the mainstream of today's literary world, and they can only endure it, force themselves to calm down, and quickly write out the work and leave.

There are also writers who, perhaps because of their older grades or because of their personalities, are not unhappy with the retreat. Because they usually go into retreat whenever they have an inspiration, such a writer, even in a retreat that is a little different from the past, can gain some insights and create better works.

Of course, there are also some people who have not really learned from practice, but have become writers with some unpopular means, and have been beaten back to their original form here.

However, these are in the minority.

After all, this censorship will only censor writers who are above or above the famous ones, or close to the famous ones.

And, in this world, it's too hard to cheat and become a writer. If someone has a work, how can they give it to you, firstly, the copyright awareness is strict, and secondly, a book becomes famous, which directly makes people ascend to heaven, and ordinary people will not give up this opportunity.

Censors are also talents who have been selected through layers of talents, and they can endure loneliness and polish their literary talents here. There are also some who observe the routines of some famous artists to motivate themselves.

Many years ago, the old man of Shanhe also came to the censorship committee for retreat, and it was here that he wrote the martial arts that changed his style, "Zhenshanhe". Then the fame is even worse than before, and there is another thing that is cited as a classic in the censorship, that is, the examiner who accompanies the old man of the mountains and rivers, by observing the daily life of the old man of the mountains and rivers, strives to supervise himself, and finally becomes a famous master. It has been cited as the idol of many censors.

The examiner must have a high level of appreciation, and after reading this book a hundred times, he can see that his appreciation ability is high, and his writing ability is actually very easy to cultivate.

It's just that in this world, the requirements for writing are too high, and it is difficult to be recognized for ordinary writing, and creativity is not so easy to obtain.

Therefore, you still have to keep sharpening yourself.

Zhang Can's fame is very great, and he has created a world at a young age, and many censors naturally want to learn from the sages and observe how this famous detective, romancer, and netizen does it.

There were also a few examiners, who formed a group to communicate with each other about what they saw Zhang Can do today.

So, the Zhang Can work and rest record they recorded is like this.

In the morning, I woke up at 10 o'clock, setting a record for the last person to wake up from the review.

After waking up, exercise, lift the table, sit-ups, etc.

Practice your voice and sing from three to five songs.

Eat lunch, not picky eater, eat a lot.

Take a nap until 2 p.m.

Start writing, write until five p.m., and have dinner.

Write a song, or write two poems, to express your yearning for freedom, or your thoughts about love.

Then write for another two hours and sleep.

It is also very regular to say that it is regular, and it is also irregular to say that it is irregular.

After eating, sleeping, and writing, there is nothing wrong with this retreat routine.

But he also exercised, sang songs, and wrote poems, which the censors had never seen in a famous person.

Many of them even followed suit.

"Oh, how fragrant this flower of freedom is. ”

"I love you, dear girl, when I see you, my heart panics~"

Throughout the censorship, there seems to be a group of poets yearning for freedom, and young people who exude the sour smell of love.

But these are the little things.

Really, when an ordinary celebrity comes to retreat, he must rack his brains and write with all his heart. Zhang Can is not.

In addition to the time for exercising and singing and writing poems, he sometimes writes and writes, and when he is bored, he will run out to chat with them. Chat with the examiner.

The censors are disciplined, and there are many things that cannot be said to the masters of retreat.

But when the censor is asked to chat, he can't refuse, because the retreat is actually very harmful to people, and for some young masters, the retreat is a kind of torture.

Therefore, at a certain time, the examiner is also responsible for accompanying and chatting, and persuading and guiding.

Otherwise, what should I do if the famous person holds back the psychological problem, in case someone comes, it happens that the literary thinking is exhausted, there is no inspiration, I can't write it, and I don't tell others, it's going crazy.

Therefore, every time Zhang Can wants to chat, the censors can only line up to chat with him.

But Zhang Can is really different, when chatting with other famous artists, it may be to talk about ideals and literature, but Zhang Can is talking about household registration.

Zhang Can: "Young man, how old are you?"

Examiner: "Mr. Zhang, I'm twenty-eight." ”

Zhang Can: "Yo, that's not small, it's bigger than me." ”

Examiner: "It's just a few years old, we can't even imagine your achievements." ”

Zhang Can: "What an achievement, do you have a partner?"

The censor looked confused, "No." ”

Zhang Can: "Oh, single dog. ”

Single dog censor with a crit on the inside.

Zhang Can: "I see if you like that censor with braids." ”

Single Dog Censor: "Blush." ”

Zhang Can: "It's no fun for me to look at you, that girl always peeks at Han Song, and eighty percent looks at Han Song better." It's too superficial, it's not for you, you have to find a girl who values connotation. ”

The examiner had tears on his face, which meant that he was ugly.

However, the fact that the girl had a crush on Han Song was obvious, but it was not Han Song's face, but his money.

Thank you, and say I have connotation.

Zhang Can: "Do you have any money?

The censor who was hit: "The salary is okay, my family is in real estate, which is not bad." ”

It feels like checking your account.

Zhang Can: "Oh, it's good to have money, because I feel that it's too difficult for you to find someone who values your connotation, so it's better to find someone who values your money." It's good to look at your money and slowly look at your connotation. ”

The single dog censor walked away vomiting blood.

Whoever likes to chat with Zhang Can and who accompanies him, never look for me!

Another examiner.

The new censor: "What happened to him just now, what did you say and how did he vomit blood?"

Zhang Can: "You are a very good comrade, very loved by colleagues, and it seems that the review will be a warm collective." ”

New Examiner: "Yes, our colleagues in the review committee have a good relationship. ”

Zhang Can: "Oh, I'll sing you a song." ”

New Examiner: "Okay, listen to Mr. Zhang Can sing." ”

Zhang Can: "The name of the song is, I'm ugly, but I'm gentle." ”

New Examiner: Forget it, you better stop singing, I'm not in a very good state of mind.

Zhang Can: Then sing a song, I'm ugly but walking on the street.

New Examiner: Mentality is broken.