"On this XXXX, XXXX day! We return to school with joy and continue our youthful, enjoyable school life......"

No matter what world you are in, the words spoken at this opening ceremony are the same. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The same boredom, the miso hurts.

"Next, I would like to invite the president of the student council, Ada. Make a speech!"

'Papa~~~~~'

Fake applause, sparse and sparse.

"Dear school leaders, teachers, dear students, hello everyone!"

"We are at the beginning of a new semester. I was very excited to speak as the student president. ”

Anyway, you've spoken many times on various occasions, and you're excited, can't you just read it according to the script.......? (Apocalypse, the novel is over.) Funny)

"First of all, on behalf of all the students of our school, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and blessings to the teachers for their hard work, and wish them all the best in their work, good health and all the best!"

Hehehe, how does this speech seem familiar......

"During the holidays, I was eager to return to the beautiful campus as soon as possible, because I was strongly attracted to the warmth of the campus. ”

"There are amiable school leaders, teachers with high teaching standards, and students who are full of energy, eager to learn, and disciplined, and it is a kind of pride for each of our students to be able to integrate into such a learning environment, which is a kind of luck. So, we would like to thank the beautiful campus!"

Yes, you can thank yourself, and I will never thank you unscrupulous teachers in the United States anyway. (Ahem, most teachers in the United States are still good, but a serious incident will occur as soon as it explodes.) ）

"Last semester, we learned a lot of scientific and cultural knowledge here, learned a lot of principles of life, and learned a lot of skills to seek differences and innovate. All of this is thanks to our teachers who have worked so hard to teach, and they are ......."

Let's shoot this sycophant to death!Please!

Not wanting to listen to the nagging of the student council president, Wang Wei activated the sound detection to hear what the people around her were talking about.

"Ada, that's a lot of nonsense. ”

"No, at the last opening ceremony, she spoke alone on stage for more than an hour. ”

My mother sells batches, and I talk on the stage alone for more than an hour, which means that I have to stand here boringly for more than an hour.

This is just one person's speech, and then there are speeches by seven people, including ------ teacher representatives, school leaders, principals, student representatives, and parent representatives.

I kind of know why the U.S. government is so inefficient. With these zz, I can talk here all morning, how efficient can it be.

"Hey, have you heard, there were several murders around our school last night. ”

"What?"

"Murder, no, it's terrifying. ”

"And, according to the police, it's still a case of serial murder and mutilation. ”

"Ahh ”

Did you start talking about what I asked Comrade SCP-173 to do yesterday?Comrade 173 did a good job, and she should be coming to school today. Hee-hee, in the future, Comrade 173 will be able to live like a normal girl, and she will definitely thank me.

Wang Wei thought like this, looked around her, and suddenly felt so short. I'm a fighter! How can this height be the height of the second year of junior high school, the old lady is not convinced!

Forget it, calm down, our Huaxia weapons have always been short and concise, and there will be no people who are not long-sighted to come to campus violence against me, who would be afraid of life and fighter jets.

However, this Ada, who is really talkative, is simply insulting the name Ada. (Resident Evil series, Ada Wang.) The seventh of the eight game goddesses in the hearts of otaku. ）

A long hour passed, and just when Wang Wei was about to take it anymore and wanted to end her speech with a gun, Ida concluded in one sentence.

"Finally, I wish the teachers all the best in their work and good health. I wish all students a new style and a new attitude to meet new challenges in the new semester! Work harder, work harder, be more oily, and make more progress in learning!"

"Thank you!"

Thank you, on behalf of the students, my family!

Wang Wei is now considering whether to directly let 173 slaughter Ada's entire family to eliminate harm to human civilization.

Forget it, I'm a fighter, take a little bit of math and play a game, or I'll go crazy all morning here.

Hmm, what kind of game to play, think about it, it's better to play FC games, the storage is still small. It's up to you, Super Mario!

So, at the opening ceremony, the school talked all morning, and Wang Wei also played FC games all morning to recall her childhood.

------------ girl clears the level------------

"Finally, let's start the shifts, and everyone comes up and gets a note. ”

Great, I've cleared Super Mario 2, you're finally done. Fortunately, I'm a fighter jet, otherwise I'm afraid my legs would have broken after standing for so long.

Well, look around, the others are now moving in the same way as zombies, and the culprit for all of this is the school leader.

Hey, even though I'm fine, I still can't show that I'm different from others. Wang Wei also followed the example of others, whispered and complained to the rostrum, and received her own note like everyone else.

One year class C, the first and third classes of high school, I hope to be in the same class with Comrade 173, so that they are all personnel of the base, and they can take care of each other.

No, Comrade Catherine told me that Comrade 173 would definitely be in the same class as me. Does that feel a bit of a thing?

Anyway, let's find out where the classroom is, anyway, I'm determined not to eat in the cafeteria, absolutely.

South School Building, 2nd Floor.

As soon as Wang Wei approached the classroom, her IFF (Identification of Friend or Foe) reacted, and there were friendly troops in the classroom. It must have been Comrade 173, she carefully pushed open the door and poked her head inside. SCP-173 is now facing the corner of the wall, which is her regular, involuntary action.

Hey, go scare her. Startle an SCP and think about it funny.

Wang Wei bent her waist and came to the back of 173 with her feet padded, covering her eyes and said, "SCP-173, the wall-facing person, I am your wall-breaker. ”

"Comrade Wang Wei, don't make trouble, do you think I don't have IFF?"

"Well, that's a disappointment. ”

Wang Wei said this, took out a glass of oil resources, and took a sip.

"Comrade. 173 looked at his school uniform and asked, "Do I really not have to kill people in the future?"

"Yes, you don't have to kill people, you can live a dull and interesting school life like other girls. ”