Shen Xinglou, an old driver in Dongguan, is not that kind of old driver; although he lives in Dongguan, he does not have a hobby of health care! He only likes to surf the Internet, and he often mixes in UC headlines, and he is quite famous. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Starting from the joke of "being a beggar in Dubai", to building a wall in Australia, marrying a daughter-in-law for free in Ukraine, picking up whale feces on the beach, and planting Ganoderma lucidum in the cornfield...

Until recently, the theme of Africa suddenly became popular, and the famous Internet editor --- turned on the elevator to watch TV, and continuously issued very innovative, distinctive and wonderful press releases.

And he has also become a loyal fan, in addition to commenting on God's reply in the article many times, he also joined the news group, often participated in the water group driving, and became an administrator.

There are many veteran drivers in the group, all of whom like the outdoors, hunting and fishing, African tribes, adventure tourism... It happens to be the content of Li Wei's manuscript, and the popularity is very high!

However, the editor of this elevator may not send news once a month, and there are occasional pictures in the group, all of which are unique scenery in Africa, which looks beautiful and interesting.

This afternoon, Shen Xinglou was bored, sitting in his office surfing the Internet, habitually clicking on the browser, looking at the headlines, and having fun.

"Shocked! Africans actually use this thing..."

"Nima, sure enough, it's funny news again, can't UC stop being so funny?" or turn on the elevator....." Lao Shen shook his head and sneered speechlessly, but finally was dumbfounded.

Turn on the elevator to watch TV?, this is actually the manuscript of the elevator editor, a hornet's nest, and the elevator editor also sends this kind of news? Shen Xinglou was very confused.

He was a little curious, what did Uncle Hei use? Hurriedly gossiped and clicked on it, the content was that Somalia was arid and barren, agriculture was backward, and there was a lack of pesticides and fertilizers.

The yield per mu of land is 600 catties, the lack of grain, the serious shortage of domestic grain, the farmers work hard to cultivate the land, and use hoes to work hard to cultivate the land and sow management, but the harvest is very little.

The picture is very simple, but it makes people feel shocking, seeing the black boy with yellow face and thin muscles, lack of food and clothing, and even a little empathy in my heart, both pity and helplessness.

In the sixth photo, the style of painting changes abruptly, and a black uncle appears with a happy smile on his face and a long dung water scoop in his hand. The following text annotation: China-aided large-scale biogas digester!

Biogas digester, this thing Shen Xinglou knows, there are many such things in rural China, which are very clean and hygienic, which can not only produce a large amount of farm fertilizer, but also provide gas.

"Jin Ke La's Farm Fertilizer Project, this project is a bit of a dick, is it invested by UC?" Shen Xinglou looked at the biogas digester and laughed directly.

The pictures in the back all introduce this kind of biogas digester, tribal breeding project, toilet reservoir, five can provide 1,000 acres of manure, greatly improving the yield!

The annotations are also very awesome: fertilizer mixed with Jinkela, one bag can be sprinkled on top of two bags; fertilizer mixed with Jinkela, wheat yield per mu is 1,080;Fertilizer mixed with Jinkela, can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium under two meters, without loss or evaporation...

"Hahaha~" Looking at this black uncle, Shen Xinglou feels really a bit like [Captain Dongxian], the guy who grabbed the fertilizer in the Jin Kela advertisement!

[Jin Ke La Farm Fertilizer Project] is a spoof by Li Wei, who instructed Engineer Bashak to stamp on it, which is purely boring and spoofed and joking, and is referred to in two languages.

As introduced later, having a machine well biogas digester can ensure the yield of at least 500kg per mu of land, and there is no need for rotation and fallow as before, and the yield is directly doubled.

Tribal farming projects, farmland, and furniture factories have benefited greatly from biogas digesters, which are used to generate electricity by obtaining fertilizer, cleaning cattle and sheep manure, and generating electricity.

The advertisement is here! Furniture factory! Solid wood furniture is on the camera again, and the article specifically points out that the pillar industry of the Dakiba tribe's economy is the production of furniture.

Relying on the production of furniture, the tribe has electricity, high-definition televisions, broadband, solar cells, telephones, computers, lights, and living conditions are good!

Shen Xinglou couldn't help it, and he wanted to buy a set.

He knows the marketing group, and it is easy to apply for the group in the past, 5K/1W/2W three packages, it is said that the quality is quite good, and you can earn it when you buy it.

20,000 yuan, Shen Xinglou is not lacking, decisively add the group to book a set, and in the news group, the purchase of solid wood furniture is equivalent to supporting the African economy!

Many people were shocked by the backwardness of African agriculture after reading this news and wanted to donate money to support, but Li Wei did not accept the entrusted donation, and everyone could only shop.

Not only can you do good deeds, but you can also take advantage of it, so why not do it? Orders have been placed one after another, and the number of sincere orders has skyrocketed by 2,000 in half a day, and some people are hesitating.

The delivery cycle is too long, and it will take half a year to wait!

The business is too good and there is no way, Li Wei is also very entangled, he must increase the output, let other tribes join, learn from the Dakiba tribe, and make solid wood furniture together.

I also have to send people to cut down and look for timber, there are many forests around Bitley, and there are rich timber resources, just go and cut it and drag it away, anyway, no one charges a fine.

This news release was sent out, and it quickly attracted the attention of Chinese netizens, with 100,000+ reads in half an hour, and more than 10,000 comments, which belongs to the explosive level.

NO1: Uncle Hei is going to be every day, he uses [Jin Kela] to farm, the yield of wheat per mu is 1,080, and the grain no longer needs to be imported from the United States~

NO2: Xiaobian 666, this news is really amazing, I hope that the elevator Xiaobian will broadcast the live broadcast of African digging yellow eels. [Other readers replied later: The thickest one will be sent to you to start a live broadcast]

No3 [Li Yunlong of the Independent Regiment]:, the Africans actually want to use Jin Kela, the commander of the third battalion, to pull up Lao Tzu's Italian artillery, I want to kill this SB editor.

NO4: The editor asked Uncle Black to feed a scoop upstairs.

NO5: Last time I lied to Dubai as a beggar, the second time I went to Ukraine to get my daughter-in-law, the third time I went to Australia to build a wall, the fourth time I went to the beach to pick up whale feces, some time ago I also lied to Lao Tzu to raise bamboo rats, and said 400 yuan a catty, and then deceived Lao Tzu to go to the river to find ebony, and then I wanted to deceive Lao Tzu to dig bamboo shoots, and then asked me to dig resin, and then lied to me to dig wild gastrodia, and then asked Lao Tzu to go to the mountains to pick up stones, and the night before yesterday I asked Lao Tzu to dig Baiji, just after dinner, you lied to me to raise chickens, and in the morning deceived me to plant Ganoderma lucidum in the cornfield at home...... When I got up this morning, I was asked to go to the Amazon tribe to marry a daughter-in-law, at noon I was asked to collect a mobile phone card, in the afternoon I was asked to go to Dubai to clean glass, and at night I was asked to go to Africa to cut trees to make furniture, and I was going to hunt wild boars.

NO6: The bamboo rat is not for sale, and I am ready to take a plane to follow the editor to Africa to farm, I ask by the way, which version of everyone's UC has been updated?

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