Almighty Cultivation Supreme

[Here is the reason for the author's two changes today.] It took two hours to wash clothes in the morning. Sweat ran down my eyes. After finally washing it, when I dropped the eye drops, I screamed in pain.

"It's painful to kill my father!"

Then, a certain street writer went to the hospital for the third time less than two months after it was put on the shelves.

I miss my tea eggs, rich in protein, and fascinate thousands of girls. A strong man from the north died at 40 degrees in Guangzhou.

Damn, it's so hot here, I'm going back to Africa. 】

Chen Lihua was dumbfounded, "What the hell is going on?"

Wei Qinglang was frightened, and the voice of the godfather of rock and roll became stumbling, "Why did the contestants become box lunch sellers, what kind of show is this?!"

"Eh, can you tell me more carefully?" Yu Yue'er was also confused.

Xue Dongzi scratched his head a little shyly, "I came to deliver a boxed lunch to the TV station that day, and my family sang the name of the dish." Director Zhang stopped me and said that I could be on the show. ”

"Report the name of the dish?" Chen Lihua was stunned.

The name of the dish is also called "Menu", which is a very famous cross talk. In order to express a long passage of words in a bright and cheerful manner, like a string of pearls and jades to the end, the words are memorized skillfully in advance, so as to play the role of rendering lyricism, showing skills and even generating jokes. It is necessary to have a bright voice, clear words, correct and round words, and a good mouth, and show the skill of "sharp mouth".

Like Zhang Can, who has learned to host, he has naturally also learned "Menu", but it is the first time I have seen such a good name for the newspaper. Although this so-called original song is a little too funny.

So Zhang Can stopped this guy and sent him to the stage by the way. It's because it came so suddenly.

Xue Dongzi also heard that this TV station is recruiting celebrities to audition and sing!

But he never thought that he could participate, not to mention his appearance of more than 200 pounds. And he never learned to sing!

"Sing, sing, sing!" Wei Qinglang instantly became interested.

"That's right, come and sing one live!" Chen Lihua also said with a smile.

Xue Dongzi has been selected at the moment, he naturally knows that as long as someone chooses him, he will be considered to have passed, and now the three mentors have chosen him. Only Yu Yue'er was not counted because she was filmed too late. Naturally, he felt a lot more relieved. When he opened his voice, he began to sing,

"Steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails,

Roast duck, roast chicks, roast goose lunch!

Boiled salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, small belly

Dried meat, sausages, assorted Su plates, and smoked chicken lunches are cheap!

The delicious box lunch is so delicious!"

As soon as this song was sung, the audience immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha"

"I'm going. ”

"Zhang Can is so amazing, from such a funny song, you can still find that he can sing?"

"It's really the name of the dish!"

"I sang it while selling lunch boxes!"

This song is really funny, and a few of them can't help but laugh.

"Ahem" Chen Lihua coughed and asked, "Did you make up this song yourself?"

"Hehe, I made it up. Xue Dongzi said embarrassedly, "I haven't learned to sing either, so I sing on the way to deliver food, while riding, or I sing in the bathroom." ”

"It's a good song. Xu Haomiao suddenly said, "Of course, the song selection of this show is very important, if you sing that lunch song, obviously, that song is not suitable for you." ”

"Lao Xu, you can also tell cold jokes," Wei Qinglang rolled his eyes, "The point is that this joke is so cold." ”

Xu Haomiao didn't bother with Wei Qinglang's second goods as usual, but continued to speak, "So, you need a mentor like me, a mentor who knows how to be original, who can give you more specific guidance!"

"Hey," Wei Qinglang said to Chen Lihua quietly, "They all have students, just the two of us are still empty, you hurry up and tell Lao Xu to shut up, how can you pretend to be forced, will be original?"

Between Wei Qinglang and Chen Lihua, there is still a Yu Yue'er. His voice could only be shouted in a loud voice. It's just a cover-up. Xu Haomiao was sitting on Chen Lihua's right, what could he not hear clearly?

"That's right!" Xu Haomiao replied to him coldly.

"Huh?" Wei Qinglang was confused by his headless words. After thinking about it for a long time, I realized that what this guy said was what he just said, and it would be awesome if he would be original?

It's too good to pretend!

Wei Qinglang was angry, but he was helpless, it was really difficult to be original, he couldn't do it anyway.

"Mr. Xu, what you said is not right, who said that only you will be original. Yu Yue'er said with a smile, "If he chooses my team, I will ask Zhang Can to tailor a new song for him." ”

"Yue'er, your elbow turned out before the plug-in, didn't you forget. Teacher Chen Lihua smiled a little ill-willedly. You know, he doesn't have any students in his hands now.

"Hmph," Yu Yue'er raised her eyebrows, "I asked him to write a song, but he dared not to write it?"

"Yo, amazing!" Wei Qinglang clapped his hands, "Yue'er is still a woman, I think the lunch song just now is very good, ask Zhang Can to sing another breakfast song and make a couple." ”

"No problem!" Yu Yue'er slapped the table, and the matter was settled.

Naturally, she couldn't have been deceived by Wei Qinglang, but Zhang Can nodded to her just now. Based on the tacit understanding between the two, she understood that this was Zhang Can signaling that there was no problem on his side, and told him to pretend to be as much as he wanted.

"What's going on, Host Zhang!" Wei Qinglang shouted to the side.

At this time, a camera turned to him.

Zhang Can smiled, at this time, he just needs to smile.

"Chan God, go on!"

"Chanshen, don't be cowardly!"

"Let's have a breakfast song, and make a pair with a lunch song!"

"Hey, don't make a fuss, how can my male god sing a breakfast song...... Hahahahaha!"

"Zhang Can was sold by Yu Yue'er again, telling you not to stand on your daughter-in-law's side just now. ”

"Okay, okay, Zhang Can just said that he would no longer give advice to the students. All he has to do is sing a breakfast song, and we'll forgive him!"

"This show is so funny, I like to watch the four mentors tear each other apart, and the four mentors tear apart with Zhang Can, hahahaha!"

Although many of the audience are fans of the four mentors, the most must be Zhang Can's fans, otherwise how could they try their best to get on-site tickets.

At this time, Wei Qinglang smiled slyly and shouted,

"Host, come on! Host, come on!"

The audience was already excited, and someone drove it, and the whole field shouted overwhelmingly,

"Host, let's do a song!"

"Chanshen, come on!"

"Zhang Can sings any one!"