Chapter 3 The System of Despicable and Filthy Politicians
After Wang Yun finished the formalities, he came in a hurry, hurried away, did not leave a little excrement, and walked out of the Mingguang District Council, while striding towards home, thinking about what to do. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
As soon as he came to the street, his footsteps slipped, and a vicious dog pounced, staggered, and hugged an oncoming body before he stopped his body from falling.
A scream rang out, and only then did I find myself hugging a sturdy black aunt.
This aunt was frightened and scolded: "Stinky boy, blind eyes!"
Wang Yun pointed to the banana peel on the ground and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't know that the immoral person threw a banana peel here." ”
"Fart! I think you are taking the opportunity to rub oil, and you dare to tease the old lady and want to die?"
"Auntie, I swear, I really don't have a heart, otherwise I will be punished by lightning!"
A thunderclap sounded, and a bolt of lightning struck Wang Yun.
Seeing the smoke above his head, the aunt looked dull, screamed, and hurriedly hid away.
"Drip ...... If you find the host, are you willing to bind to this system?" A voice sounded softly in Wang Yun's mind.
Wang Yun burst into tears of excitement, how could he forget the big killer of the system, according to the fantasy fantasy novels of his previous life, there was no system binding for crossing, and he was embarrassed to say that he had crossed over.
The sky, the earth, finally arrived, and he couldn't wait to feedback in his mind: "Yes! Yes! A hundred willing, speed binding." ”
"At the beginning of binding, this is a system naturally formed by the Heavenly Dao, and if you tie it, you must obey the orders of the system, otherwise you will die directly and turn into agricultural fertilizer and fertile fields. The gentle voice was replaced by a cold, mechanical tone.
"Wait......" seemed to be a little wrong, Wang Yun wanted to stop it, and he felt a headache.
"There is no turning back, the system of despicable and filthy politicians has been installed!"
Dizzy, I can't regret it, why don't you make it clear in advance that you will die if you don't obey the system orders, before and after installation, the attitude immediately changed, and it's really despicable and dirty enough!
Wang Yun couldn't wait to look at his mind, and saw that there was an extra thing like the official seal of his previous life in his mind, but there was a small roulette wheel at the top.
The whole system of vile and dirty politicians is colorful and shiny, but I don't know what color it is, followed by a string of information flashing in my mind:
Host: Wang Yun
Title: None
Cheekiness Value: 0
Clever tongue like a spring value: 0
Sleek sophistication: 0
Clouds and Rain Value: 0
Ruthless Value: 0
Prestige: 0
Skill: 0
Mission: Run for Mingguang District Councillor, fail and turn directly into agricultural fertilizer!
This is ruthless! Bet with Cao Cao, if you lose, you will still give away the Wang manor, and now if you lose, you will lose your life! What kind of mysterious gift is this, you have to have a life to get it.
Wang Yun felt cold on his body, and he felt like he was on a thief ship.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that there were already many people around, the camera was flickering, I was locked by the camera equipment of the spear and cannon, and several microphones were stretched out to my mouth.
"I'm a reporter from the Joaquin Evening News, how did you feel when you heard that you were struck by lightning just now?"
"I'm a reporter for a radio station in the middle of the night, and a woman said that you were punished for molesting her, please tell me how you feel. ”
"I'm a reporter from Joaquin TV, why were you struck by lightning and your body is still intact, do you have special functions?"
"I'm a reporter for Discovery TV, have you been struck by lightning a lot? How many times have you been struck by lightning?"
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In fact, this kind of news about the registration of candidates for district council on the last day is just a mosquito leg newsletter in the media.
With a ding dong, Wang Yun had information in his mind that this lightning incident had brought him 600,000 prestige!
I didn't expect this system to have a reminder function, if the value changes, it will also be reminded.
The system also continues to remind you that the roulette wheel is used for lottery, and 100,000 prestige points can draw lower prizes once, 500,000 prestige points can draw medium prizes once, 5 million reputation points can draw high prizes once, and newcomers will be randomly drawn once.
Wang Yun didn't have time to investigate carefully at this time, and had a preliminary understanding of the paparazzi spirit of the Tianqiu reporter, and couldn't help but say: "I just want to know what I am like now!"
A small mirror was handed over, it was the beautiful reporter named Catherine, who took it gratefully and looked at it, except for the faint green smoke still rising above his head, everything was in good condition, the tank top, shorts and sneakers were fine.
This is a good opportunity, just to talk to the media about his candidacy, although I have never eaten pork, I have always seen pigs run, I want to come to this campaign, the media propaganda is a big killer.
Wang Yun had never been interviewed before, and he thought it was a trivial matter, but at this time, he was pointed at by various spears and cannons, and was about to make a long speech, only to find that his legs and stomach were spinning, his heart was pounding, his face was red, his ears were swollen, and he opened his mouth, and for a long time he held back a sentence of "no comment" that he had learned in his previous life, and turned around and fled.
panicked, didn't even return the small mirror of the beauty, and fled to the depths of the Mingguang District Citizen Park, Wang Yun stopped, his face was flushed, and he wanted to get into a crack, and he thought that he could talk eloquently, but he didn't even dare to face the interview, and he was running for a fart.
Thinking about it carefully, I was depressed in my heart, except for the first semester of the third grade of primary school, when I was a labor committee member in the class for half of the previous life, I didn't even become a bigger leader, and my predecessor didn't even be the group leader in the class, and his qualifications were too poor!
With a ding dong, a cold voice sounded in his head: "The newcomer's welfare is on, and the Heavenly Eye Technique and the Cheeky Pill are sent." ”
As soon as Wang Yunhu's body was shocked, he felt a tingling pain in his eyebrows, and a small slit was opened, as if there was an extra eye on his forehead, and there was an extra pill the size of a dragon's eye in his right hand.
Mingwu's god-like third eye and elixir, only he can feel it, take out a small mirror and take a look, sure enough, there is no trace, it seems that there must be a demon mirror to find the clues.
When I opened my eyes first, a young man and woman were pushing a stroller, passing by him lovingly, and the following information appeared in my mind:
Target: Ordinary men and women with babies without any prestige.
Friendliness: 0
Hint: Men and women have their own good matches, and this baby is not this man's species.
I didn't expect that this day's eye magic could see the friendliness and secrecy of others to me, but why point out that there is no prestige?
The system spoke out in time: "After the death of a small number of prestigious earthlings, it is possible to be reborn in this celestial sphere, and you are the only special case that has no prestige and is directly brought by the heavenly thunder, so the system will select you." Due to the difference in time and space, you may be in the same time period as the rebirth of a historical figure on Earth. ”
"Is my father and mother here, can I find them?" Wang Yun asked excitedly.
"Your parents have no prestige on the earth at all, and in the end, even if there are prestigious people on the earth, only a few people may be reborn here, not to mention that as long as there is a reborn person who is related by blood, no one will come, so don't expect to find relatives. The system replied coldly,
Wang Yun was disappointed in his heart, he was hit by this news, he couldn't react for a while, and asked stupidly: "Then how can you tell that the other party is a reborn body?"
"If you know the other person's name, Sky Eye Observation will directly display the target's name, and if you don't know the other party's name, a person with a reputation, Sky Eye Observation will also directly display the name. The name of the reborn body is already destined to be the same as the previous life, if the name is red, then it is the reborn body of the earth's prestigious figures, and these reborn bodies will instinctively inherit the original qualifications. ”
"What if I die again on the celestial sphere?"
"Then it's completely hanging, and it's impossible to be reborn. ”
"What's the use of my prestige?"
The system began to explain that prestige can actually be understood as fame, and for the despicable and dirty system, it can provide various means for a creature who aspires to become a politician, but it requires a certain amount of prestige to draw a lottery.
The prestige displayed by the system refers to the positive prestige, which can accumulate the lottery, if in order to become famous, to kill people and set fires, etc., the negative prestige obtained is not only useless, but also reduces the positive prestige, and the negative prestige exceeds 300,000, which will be directly destroyed by humanity.
It turns out that the roulette wheel is for the lottery!
Let's not study this first, let's see who Cao Cao and Daji are sacred!