Chapter 146: No Next Time
"Well, I'm not coming. Tsuruhei said. "You don't have to be afraid, I don't kill people. ”
"You can't hurt anyone. Yan Junhong said with some tears.
"Oh, I don't kill, and you didn't provoke me, what am I going to do. Tsuruhei said.
"How do I know what you're going to do?" Yan Junhong said.
Dangerous elements anyway.
"Can you still chat happily, Hua Ruxue doesn't like to talk, if you don't talk, I'll go back first, come to me when you want to talk. Heping pointed to the ancient temple next to him.
"There's also a temple. Yan Junhong looked at it and was surprised.
"yes, when did you think about it and come in for a cup of tea. Tsuruhei waved his hand and said goodbye.
"Blah, blah, blah, don't go. Yan Junhong hurriedly called out to him.
Ah, the dark is more difficult to prevent than the light, you still have a little sense of security in my sight, otherwise I won't be able to live happily, and I will almost have to be suspicious and suspicious every day.
"Say it. Tsuruhei looked at him and said.
"You're saying you won't hurt us?" Yan Junhong asked.
"That's right. Tsuruhei said.
"Then how can I trust you?" Yan Junhong asked.
There is no basis for words, and it is best to be able to sign a contract with legal effect.
It's hard to say whether human contracts will be effective for animals, and it's also drunk.
"Your friend has been living with me for five days, and she's fine, so you don't have anything to worry about me. Tsuruhei said.
"Can you believe it?" Yan Junhong asked her quietly.
Hua Ruxue thought for a while and said. "Yes. ”
"Why?" Seeing that she was about to enter thinking mode again, Yan Junhong had no choice but to interrupt first. "Forget it, I'll trust you first. ”
"Crane ......"
"Hey. ”
"I'll go, why did you answer so quickly!?" Yan Junhong was a little uncomfortable with this rhythm, and said speechlessly. "What did I want to say just now, oh! Uncle He, you become a spirit...... Oh no! How long have you been humanoid?"
"Probably, that's it, for that long. Tsuruhei replied.
"Oh. Yan Junhong suddenly realized. "It's been so long. ”
"How long has it been?" asked Pu Jia in a milky interjection, inexplicable.
"yes, how long has it been?" Yan Junhong reacted.
Pu Jia was speechless, you just made up your own brain.
"Probably, that's it, then, so, before I met Zhao Tianlong and them, I didn't see them until I got out of the customs after turning into a human form. Tsuruhei remembered.
100 years?!
That's pretty scary right now, too.
"Then how long have you lived?" Yan Junhong asked again, this time learning a lesson. "Be as detailed as possible. ”
"More than six hundred and fifty years. Tsuruhei said. "At the beginning, I didn't know the concept of time, let alone remember the day, so I could only speculate. ”
"Cultivation is profound, admiration and admiration!" Yan Junhong said.
Then, according to speculation, it was also the first batch of products of the anomaly of heaven and earth that year...... Ah no, it happened to be in the period of change in the world back then, and it was affected.
"You're welcome. Tsuruhei said. "Can you go in and talk again?"
made an inviting gesture.
"Oh, that makes sense. Yan Junhong looked at it and walked inside. "Your house is good, deep mountain villa......"
"This is a temple ......"
"Almost, it's also inhabited! Oh, think about it, I've been struggling in Huadu for many years, and I haven't been able to buy a brick and a half there, alas!"
"You're still young, don't be in a hurry. ”
"That's right, Uncle He, you look quite mighty, amazing. ”
"Why, you used to be the same thing I looked like, weird! ”
"Did I say that? ”
"You said it!"
"Well, that's because I'm young and ignorant, and whoever isn't confused about their youth is a bit ridiculous. ”
"Then you're growing up fast enough!"
"That's ......"
“……”
Pu Jia blinked her eyes wide, watching the two of them hook up and go in like old friends reuniting and becoming very familiar together, and she swallowed her last bite of ice cream in fright.
"Sister Ruxue, let's go in too. "Holding the hand of the flower like snow.
"Hmm~~"
"How's going out there?" Tsuruhei poured him tea.
"That's it. Yan Junhong took a sip, his mouth was fragrant, and he felt that a faint aura was dissipated into his body, and he benefited a lot.
"What?" asked Tsuruhei.
"That's it," Yan Junhong said again. "I've imagined a lot of apocalyptic scenarios, zombie sieges, power outages, mutated monsters, alien invasions, melting North and South poles, and volcanic eruptions in Yellowstone......"
"Now in the city, high-rise buildings are collapsing, underground water pipes are bursting, traffic is paralyzed, meteorites are falling from the sky...... Alas, it's like you're playing with your life!" Yan Junhong sighed. "I feel that you are quite safe here, and the aura is strong, I can meditate and cultivate, improve my strength as soon as possible, and be able to protect myself and others in troubled times!"
"Before, there was PM2.5 in the city, and I felt like I was suffocating. Look at me here, the land of blessings, the place of God's blessing!" said Hehei with great pride. "You human beings didn't know how to cherish it before, destroying the environment! Abnormal climate, magnetic pole changes, melting glaciers, frequent earthquakes, etc., are the punishments given to you by nature, but I didn't expect it to be a precursor to the end of the world!"
"Reasonable, very reasonable!" Yan Junhong gave him a thumbs up, staring at the teapot he was still holding in his hand. "But I'd like to have another drink. ”
"No problem, you can drink as much as you want~~" Hehei enthusiastically continued to pour it for him.
Tick
Tick......
Heping had already turned the bottom of the pot over, and Yan Junhong looked at the small cup at the bottom of his own and looked at him again.
"Well, if you don't drink mine, I'll take a sip. Heping was afraid that he would not be well entertained, so he hurriedly pushed his tea in front of Yan Junhong.
Yan Junhong thought seriously for three seconds, and in the first two seconds, he was entangled in whether to ask the other party: Have you ever brushed your teeth in the past 650 years?
He gave up in the third second, he felt that the question was too cruel for the other party.
"It's better for you to drink, you're welcome!" Yan Junhong then pushed the tea back. "We'll have a chance next time. ”
"There's no next time!" Tsuruhei finished and smiled at him.
Yan Junhong's eyes widened suddenly, and his pupils dilated!
He has secretly touched his thousand opportunities, ready to shoot at any time!
Oh my god!
I'll take a cup of tea and put my life here!
You really can't trust others!!
This old guy's routine is deep, and he deserves to live for hundreds of years?
First get acquainted with me and let me relax my vigilance, and then you invite you into the urn!
Why are you so stupid?
What a bloody lesson!