After arriving at the door of the hotel, Li Xueqin was about to call her mobile phone, when Hu Duan was already standing in front of the door and waiting, and the car that originally belonged to Liu Fenfen was parked at the door, but now it belongs to the judicial office. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When the three of them arrived inside, there was no one else, that is, Lin Xiaoquan and Li Man, when they saw Feng Zhe and the two, they got up to greet each other, and they had to let Feng Zhe sit in the main seat, and after several pushes, Feng Zhe sat next to Lin Xiaoquan, Zhao Man smiled and said: "Lin Suo originally wanted to come at night, but we were all in a hurry to see you, so we chose this meeting at noon, and Lin Suo played a democratic style in this matter." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned: "This sounds really awkward, at first glance it is a compliment to me, and then it is a discord between me and Xiao Feng's sacred and unshakable revolutionary feelings, why am I obstructing the democratic process?" You're all in a hurry, and I'm holding back? Comrade Zhao Yiman wants to drink! ”

"You said you were coming at night, why didn't you admit it? Why should I drink! If you want to drink, you have to drink more with Xiao Feng, but you can't drink it without knowing it, you say yes, Xiao Feng? ”

"Shhhh With a confused pretence, you think that when you get to the county, no one cares about it like the township? Can I drink alcohol in the afternoon? Don't do anything? Leadership, this is considered. ”

Zhao Man glared: "Still leading!" If you lead us, Xiao Feng will be unbearable, this will not be out of the clutches! ”

Lin Xiaoquan grinned, and Zhao Man said again: "Leader! Didn't say it earlier, didn't this make Xiao Feng make mistakes? ”

"He made a mistake and was forced by you."

"So what are we going to do, go back?"

"I'm not going back, I'm going back to you, I'm waiting for Xiao Feng to get off work in the afternoon."

Lin Xiaoquan laughed after speaking, Zhao Man and Li Xueqin and Hu Duan laughed, Feng Zhe said: "The ban is a ban, but the policy is to learn and use, there is a yellow light in the middle of the traffic light, the rules are not set by people?" Besides, the old leader and Sister Hu Xueqin are here today, I should accompany you, the law of the country is just a favor, and the law is not also a rule of law formed by the long-term evolution of moral norms. ”

Li Xueqin looked at Feng Zhe and said, "Xiao Feng is still at a high level." ”

Hu Duan didn't talk much when he came in, he heard Feng Zhe call himself Brother Hu, and when he clinked glasses with Feng Zhe when he served wine, Lin Xiaoquan shouted: "It's overstepping, it's overstepping, this leader hasn't started yet, what are you anxious about?" ”

"Didn't I clink glasses with my brother, and the leader could kiss my family?"

Lin Xiaoquan smiled: "It's all the other way around today, all of them are disobedient, what do you want to do?" Gotcha, let's get down to business, we have to start with Xiao Feng. ”

Lin Xiaoquan asked Feng Zhe to go in circles first, Feng Zhe didn't agree, in the end, it was Lin Xiaoquan who started, that is, Li Xueqin didn't drink, she asked for a bottle of milk, Hu Duan said what to drink, it was to be better for his children, Li Xueqin said Then you have to drink vinegar, because I didn't follow someone else, you have to fall off the vinegar jar.

"Men are jealous and conscious; When a woman is jealous, the family is harmonious; Leaders are jealous and have ideas for work; Cadres are jealous and make progress every year. After Hu Duan finished speaking, he smiled, Li Xueqin wants you to drink vinegar, you can only drink vinegar! It's right to let your wife cuckold you! Makes you scream!

Li Xueqin glanced at Hu Duan with her eyes, and was looked at by Feng Zhe, and then Zhao Manfei asked Feng Zhe to go in circles, saying that Feng Zhe would be the same deputy chief clerk as himself, but there was a Lin in front of him, and Feng Zhe said everything in the cultural market, and he should be listed in front.

Feng Zhe just didn't want to, and Zhao Man said again: "Now that you are in the county, we have arrived at your territory, you have to do your best as a landlord, and you are justified in front of me." ”

Feng Zhe couldn't refuse, so he could only pass the test, Lin Xiaoquan said: "It's boring to drink all the time, you still go to work in the afternoon, we have nothing to do, Tianwang Laozi and I have the final say, so let's just mean it, in this way, you tell a story, let everyone comment, it sounds good, funny, and meaningful, you don't drink, what do you say?" ”

Before Feng Zhe could speak, Li Xueqin said okay, and Zhao Man grabbed Li Xueqin's shoulder with his arm, and asked softly beside Li Xueqin with a smile: "How long have you not shipped goods?" ”

Li Xueqin was stunned for a moment, and pinched Zhao Man's leg with her hand.

Shipment is a private word between the two, that is, the two of them do that, Zhao Man said softly: "Pregnancy actually doesn't delay doing that, some people are more interested in pregnancy, I see that you are out of balance with yin and yang, and your head is dizzy." ”

Li Xueqin didn't understand, and Zhao Man said again: "You want Xiao Feng to drink less, but he sent him to the customs, if everyone else learns from the forestry institute, isn't it to see a person who wants to tell a story?" Does he have so many stories to tell? Are you doing it for him or for him? ”

Li Xueqin was stunned when she heard this, and said in her heart that this was really the case, and then thought about what Zhao Man meant by this, so she pretended not to understand.

At this time, Feng Zhe had already begun to speak, but was interrupted by Lin Xiaoquan: "I have a request, I like the joke you said about the sunrise of Mount Tai at that time, you are going to tell me one this time." ”

"You're embarrassed! How can there be so many of the same jokes? Li Xueqin shouted.

"Fighting? And you drink for him? Do you understand that this is a proposition essay? ”

Feng Zhe waved his hand: "Lin Suo, I really have one here, don't you think it's okay." ”

"Said: What is Li Bai's wife's surname? And what is his daughter's name? Lin Xiaoquan laughed when he heard it and asked, "Li Bai?" I'm still Du Fu! Hey, do you know what Li Bai's wife's name is? In other words, does Li Bai have a wife, or how many wives does he have? How do I know? I don't do literature and I don't know history. ”

Several people guessed for a long time, but they didn't guess it, so Feng Zhe said: "Actually, Li Bai's wife's surname is Zhao, and she is called Xianglu, and as for his daughter's name, it is called Ziyan." Hu Duan asked, "Incense burner?" Purple smoke? This strange name. ”

Feng Zhe said: "This has a source, that "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" said very clearly, 'Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke', you see, day, Zhao incense burner, sheng, purple smoke." ”

Several people immediately looked at each other, forgetting to laugh, Lin Xiaoquan patted his thigh and said, "Feng Zhe, I really served you today, I will drink this wine." I'm convinced. ”

It was time to go down to Zhao Man, and Zhao Man said, "I also listen to you tell a story." ”

Zhao Man glanced at Li Xueqin as he spoke, and Feng Zhe said, "Okay, I really have a story that I have been holding back for a long time, and I want to tell it to people." ”

Zhao Man smiled: "Oh, this is really responsive, there is a give-and-take, a radish and a pit, you want to ship, I have someone here to pick up the goods, and I have a good feeling." ”

Feng Zhe didn't know what was in Zhao Man's words, but Li Xueqin knew, why did Zhao Man always connect me and Feng Zhe today? It's not like this, I'm pregnant when I'm married, if I don't get married, I want to be like Feng Zhe. What is this?

Feng Zhe said: "In the Qing Dynasty, a person named Ji Liuqi wrote a book "Ming Ji Nanluo", and such a story is recorded in the tenth volume of this book......

"You wait, you wait first, have you read this book? Such a tongue-twister. ”

As soon as Hu Duan asked, Li Xueqin smiled: "Do you listen?" Hasn't he seen that he can pick a story from a book and tell you? ”

Hu Duan shook his head: "I know that I won't read this book just by the title, twisting my mouth, I know that there was a Wu Liuqi in the Qing Dynasty, who was against the Qing Dynasty and restored the Ming Dynasty, but this Wu Liuqi can't write books, but he and Wei Xiaobao's wife and son have become brothers and sisters......"

Feng Zhe said: "Actually, I also passed the time when I was in college and had nothing to do, and the version of the book I read was the eighty-fourth edition of Zhonghua Book Company, and the thing I said was written on pages 356 to 357, because my memory is very deep, so I even remember the page number. Brother Hu said that there is really this person in the history of Wu Liuqi, this person first served as a general soldier in the Yongli Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and later surrendered to the Manchu Dynasty, and was favored by the Shunzhi Emperor. ”

"Yes, I'll just say that Wu Liuqi will run into Wei Xiaobao, okay, I won't interrupt, you continue."

Lin Xiaoquan said: "You still don't interrupt? Shut up, you! ”

Hu Duan smiled, Feng Zhe said: "Zhang Xianzhong is the leader of the peasant rebel army at the end of the Ming Dynasty, in 1644 A.D. in Chengdou founded the country and called the emperor, the country name is Daxi, he has a subordinate named Liu Jinzhong, who lost the battle and ran back, Zhang Xianzhong was very annoyed, so he asked the pseudo-Hanlin to write an edict to criticize Liu Jinzhong. ”

"Why is it said to be 'pseudo-Hanlin', because Zhang Xianzhong didn't die at the hands of Prince Haoge of the Qing Dynasty in the end, so from the perspective of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, Zhang Xianzhong's Daxi Kingdom is rebellious, and he becomes a king and loses the king, so his regime is also rebellious, so Zhang Xianzhong's Hanlin is 'pseudo' and fake."

"The point is, Zhang Xianzhong doesn't know a word, if he usually sends an edict to his courtiers, he must dictate it himself, he is afraid that someone will tamper with his own meaning, so he orders whoever dares to change a word of his dictated edict, he will kill whose head, in order to ensure that his intention is carried out, he also often raids, and takes the written edict to look at it......"

"No, didn't you say that Zhang Xianzhong didn't know how to read? What does he watch? ”

"What Brother Hu asked was, Zhang Xianzhong didn't know how to read, but he knew numbers, he counted the written edict word by word, if there was one more word, one less word, he would cut off the head of the proposed edict."

"Holy! He has his own way. ”

"Yes, because of this, no matter how vulgar, ugly, and strange Zhang Xianzhong's words are, which person who intends the edict dares to change his word and sentence, so there are often jokes. Just said that Liu Jinzhong lost the battle, the troops retreated in Suining, suddenly the edict of the court of the Daxi Dynasty arrived, Liu Jinzhong hurriedly summoned the officials and squires and people of the city out of the city for thirty miles, put incense on the table, offered offerings, and danced and sang to welcome the people who sent the edict, and then let Xiucai bathe and change clothes, climb the altar of worship, and read Zhang Xianzhong's holy decree loudly, so the officials and the people knelt on the ground to listen. ”

"I only heard Xiucai on the high altar above read aloud, Fengtian carried the emperor's edict and said: 'Our Lao Tzu told you not to go to Hanzhong, you have to go to Hanzhong, and now you really broke a lot of soldiers and horses, donkeys, and entered your mother's bi! Greatly. ’”

When Zhao Man heard it, he laughed, Hu Duan said that this was definitely made up by Feng Zhe, how could there be such a holy decree, Zhao Man said: "I think it is also possible, we have a history of thousands of years, the land is vast and rich, anyone and anything can happen, you haven't met Xiao Feng before, do you know that there is Xiao Feng in this world?" You don't know that you can't exist if you can't, do you? Xiao Feng said that he saw it in the book, and the book still has a name and surname, since it was written by someone from the Qing Dynasty, I think it's right. ”

Hu Duan said, "Then I'll go back and look for this book." ”

Zhao Man felt that Feng Zhe's story was very novel and interesting, so he drank, but Feng Zhe still accompanied her for a drink.

Next, Feng Zhe said to Hu Duan, and Hu Duan said, "You tell me something vulgar." ”

Feng Zhe said: "Okay, Brother Hu said that what is the biggest difference between men and women, it should be expressed in idioms." ”

"Are you vulgar? Also idioms? Zhao Man giggled at this time, Hu Duan looked at Zhao Man, and Feng Zhe said, "I drank it." ”

Hu Duan was still a little inexplicable, so Zhao Man gestured with his hands: "Men and women, no, it's not enough than the top, and more than the bottom." ”

Hu Duan smiled at this time, and said in his heart that this middle-aged woman is really well-informed, Zhao Man is like this, she doesn't know how open she is in bed, and there must be a lot of tricks. Thinking about it, he accompanied Feng Zhe for a drink.

Li Xueqin always felt that Feng Zhe had changed a lot since he arrived in the county, (to be continued.) )