Everyone was really surprised, and when they heard it in everyone's ears, they only said that the eldest sister had told him everything insider. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At that moment, someone shouted: "Stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Song Baojun didn't hear it, and said to himself: "I know that you respect the eldest sister very much, and love her family like ......."

Everyone said: "That's nature, the eldest sister is the bright moon in my heart." Some people also said: "Isn't this nonsense, the eldest sister is my goddess to death." ”

Song Baojun's eyes were fixed on the broken tooth An with his mouth tightly closed: "If you don't speak, are you trying to be disrespectful to the eldest sister?"

Broken Tooth Ann secretly scolded this kid for being troublesome, and finally had a brain teaser and said, "I, I...... The eldest sister has to take it to heart, how can it be like you talk about it every day?"

Song Baojun snorted: "I only remember that when everyone was showing loyalty to the eldest sister, only you were disdainful, what kind of attitude is it, everyone should understand it very well!"

Broken Tooth's IQ can only turn a corner, and after two in a row, he felt that he was short of words, and suddenly became angry, and pulled out a chilling watermelon knife from behind and pointed at the other party and said, "You nonsense, Lao Tzu chopped you!"

Everyone hurriedly stopped him, and the blonde man said, "A'an, forget it, let's listen to the little white face talk about business." ”

Song Baojun was also a little surprised, but he didn't expect this group of strong men to draw their swords against each other without saying a word, and they were really fierce to the extreme. Fortunately, his talent for pretending to be pretentious was making trouble all the time, and he said without changing his face: "The eldest sister is thinking hard about the company's affairs, and you are arguing here, what is the reason?"

Broken Tooth An was finally taken away from the watermelon knife, and said angrily: "Say!"

"As you know, I have a Ph.D. in Economics and Financial Management from Chaju University, and I have a lot of say in the management of your company. Song Baojun did not hesitate to put on a big hat for himself: "There are many problems in the company, and the biggest problem is the chaos of the system. Just now, the eldest sister invited me to drink, guess what kind of wine you drank?"

"Who understands you, don't show off your relationship with the eldest sister here, if you have something to say, let it go!"

"A bottle of fake wine that is actually worth only a few dozen yuan. Who gave this fake bottle of wine to the eldest sister?"

"How do I know? ”

"This is a man named Scar Six sent by his concubine, when he sent it, he lied to the eldest sister that it was worth 800 euros, and it was equivalent to 8,000 Chinese yuan in the exchange of grape wine. Let me ask you, what if that bottle of fake wine is not fake, but is adulterated with poison?"

All the people were silent.

Song Baojun's voice suddenly became louder: "The consequences are unimaginable, the eldest sister will die because of you! Who is responsible for the safety of the eldest sister? Who is standing up!"

After a long while, the blonde man hesitated and said, "Hey, little white face, we stopped the car to let you explain the problem, not to ask you to train us." ”

Everyone was a little agitated, and when Song Baojun saw that something was wrong, he immediately pointed at the man: "What's your name? Why don't you carry out a strict inspection when someone gives wine to the eldest sister? Even if Scar Six is not colluding with you, you are also responsible for dereliction of duty!"

"I ......"

Song Baojun simply stepped forward and kept poking the blonde man's chest with his fingers, and his mouth was full of words: "Do you put your spirit on picking up girls, drinking, eating, drinking, and having fun every day?

The blonde man couldn't stop retreating, and he didn't dare to make a move because of the words he gave him, but he was so anxious that his head was covered with sweat.

Song Baojun said aggressively while poking: "Take the money and eat and drink for nothing, you really have a set! If I hadn't discovered the company's loophole in time this time, you would have caused a lot of trouble, and it would not be enough to pay for your life! You dare to stop the car and ask me to explain the problem? I think you are the one who has the problem!"

The others hurriedly persuaded: "Brother-in-law, forget it, Liszt didn't mean it." That time, Scar Liuhe sent wine over, and the eldest sister personally accepted it, and we didn't even pay attention to it. ”

Song Baojun knew very well the truth of being forgiving and forgiving, so he took out the box of Yellow Elephant Building 1975 given by his eldest sister and distributed it everywhere, and even the blonde man handed one over, and said sadly: "Comrades, the situation is grim! If the tens of millions of dollars lost last year are not made up in time, the salary will not be paid at that time, and I am afraid that everyone's hearts will be scattered!"

Everyone no longer dared to think that he was a literary young man who could only help the old lady, so they all took the cigarette and lit it silently.

The mountain carved and said, "Brother-in-law, what do you think?"

"My eldest sister and I have been discussing for a long time, but we still haven't reached a conclusion. But rest assured, for the foreseeable future, I will pay you 50 percent more than we do now. Everyone can afford to buy a car, live in a villa, marry a daughter-in-law, and have a second wife. "Song Baojun is in a hurry to get out, no matter whether it's true or not, blow it first.

"Is it? Talking about a salary increase without even a concrete measure?" everyone is not stupid, and everyone is suspicious when they hear these empty words.

"I know you have thoughts about me, but well, the measures are kept secret for now. I'm going to ask you a question, and if you can answer it, I'll make it public about my measures and that of my eldest sister. If no one can answer, you might as well let me go back and have a good rest. ”

The blonde man named Liszt puffed out his chest and said, "You ask! I graduated from the University of Manchester in England, and there is nothing I can't answer." ”

"That's it, ask quickly, it's not too early, if the eldest sister finds out that we are blocking you at the entrance of the alley, everyone will have no good fruit to eat. ”

"It's simple. Song Baojun looked at the crowd and said slowly: "If God is omnipotent, can he make a stone that he can't move by himself?"

"This ......" Everyone looked at each other and turned their eyes to Liszt.

After a while, Liszt said with great certainty: "God can be above the light!"

Song Baojun smiled and said: "Then the stone he made can't even move himself, doesn't he say that he is omnipotent?

"This ...... He can't?"

Song Baojun asked again: "Didn't you say that he was omnipotent? Why can't he even make a stone?"

Liszt pondered for a moment, fell into a great confusion, and began to drip cold sweat on his forehead.

Broken Tooth snorted: "I can't even answer a question, what is the University of Manchester? I read your study in Vietnam!"

In fact, the proposition that "God made stones that cannot be moved" is a well-known paradox that is ostensibly self-justifying, but logically leads to contradictory conclusions. There has always been no public opinion on paradoxes in the academic world, and anyone can get the result they want, but they can easily be overturned by others.

This kind of question is difficult for even a doctor of logic to answer, and it is too difficult for a few rough people.

Song Baojun shook his head and sat back in the car with a smile, and Liszt shouted: "Wait! It's not fair for you to come up with a question, we also have a question, and you can only answer it!"

"Tell me, I don't have a lot of time. ”

"Let me ask you, first the chicken and the first egg?" After speaking, Liszt looked at everyone proudly, and realized that he had finally become Mr. Key.

Everyone also felt that this question was full of difficulty and depth, and shouted one by one: "Answer quickly, is it the chicken or the egg that comes first?"

"Of course, there were chickens first. Song Baojun's face was dull and numb: "Such a simple question is also asking me?"

Liszt was so happy that he exclaimed with a strange smile: "You said that there was a chicken first? Where did the chicken come from?

The chicken-and-egg problem is also a paradox. Chickens come first? Chickens don't hatch from eggs? Eggs come first? Eggs aren't laid by chickens? And so on and so forth, and the cycle makes you dizzy.

Unexpectedly, Song Baojun said lightly: "From a biological point of view, chickens belong to birds, which evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs, in turn, evolved from some kind of ancient reptiles. And most of the animals on land evolved from ancient fish. Then the vast majority of organisms evolved from trilobites. Animals existed before the ecological behavior of 'oviparity' was produced. In other words, chickens belong to animals, and animals first produce and then evolve the function of laying eggs. The conclusion: the ancestors of chickens existed long before they could lay eggs. So, of course, there were chickens first. ”

"This ......" The crowd stared at each other again, looking dazed and at a loss.

Liszt hung his head and said: "Forget it, I admit defeat, and you will be the eldest brother-in-law in the future." ”

"Hehe, I hope you will work hard and don't live up to the expectations of the eldest sister for you. Song Baojun snapped the car door shut.

Someone vaguely shouted: "Liszt, you don't admit it, I don't admit it, anyway, I always oppose the relationship between him and the eldest sister!"

Driving Song Baojun downstairs to the dormitory of the Chinese Department of Chazhou University, Tian Moshan, who had never spoken all the way, finally couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Song, can God make a stone that he can't move by himself?"

"Confidentiality. ”

……

The next morning, when he was appreciating "Golden Vase Plum" in class, Song Baojun unexpectedly received a call from his mother Wu Guifang.

My mother knew that she was usually in class at this time, and she usually didn't call unless it was something important. And he basically goes home every weekend, and there is no need for the mother and son to communicate on the phone too often.

A trace of uneasiness welled up in his heart, he bent down and held the microphone with his left hand, and said in a low voice, "Mom, why are you calling me at this time?"

"Ah Jun, are you in class? There is an urgent matter on the phone that is inconvenient to say, if you can do it, ask the teacher for a leave, go home first, and I will tell you something." Wu Guifang's voice revealed an inexplicable emotion.

"Mom, what the hell is going on?"

"Forget it, you better take leave and go home first. So be it, the phone bill is expensive, and I hung up. ”

So Song Baojun asked the subject teacher and the head teacher for leave with an anxious mind, hurriedly returned to the dormitory to pack two changes of clothes, and by the way, he also brought the 10,000 yuan in cash that the school had just awarded.

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Today's second update!

Readers of QQ browser, because I participated in some work in several companies such as a film and television company at the same time, and there are TV drama scripts in the creation at hand, the number of words written per day is limited, and two times a day is the limit, please understand.

..... (To be continued.) )