Chapter 1310 Internationalism Abuse Single Dog Principle

Xiaoqian smiled gently, "Husband, you see how good I am to you, I am a smart person to others, only with you I gave up the routine, and treated you with unintelligent sincerity, Youmi is very moved?" ”

“... Not really! Xiaoqiang understands this sentence, what the daughter-in-law means is that she is sincere diss him, right!

Don't even pretend to be polite "hypocritical", huh!

"I don't have it! I'm complimenting you, husband, your behavior today fully shows us the best way for a person with low emotional intelligence to deal with emotions, do you know what it is? ”

"What?" Xiaoqiang followed her train of thought and asked, after asking, what did she feel wrong, wait a minute, emotional intelligence is not high?!

If you don't understand this, it's not a problem of emotional intelligence, it's not enough IQ!

So he reached out to grab her, and Xiao Qian ran away like a little loach.

"Don't run if you dare to say it!"

"I'm just running, what, trying to break my legs?" Xiao Qian's eyes were circulating, and her eyes were full of intoxicating style.

"I won't break your legs, I-if you dare to run, I'll make you a mask with saliva!"

This trick is really powerful.

Xiao Qian was gorgeously disgusted.

"Big brother, I've convinced you, and I'm also a person with an ID card, can you stop being so disgusting and disgusting yourself as others? Do you think you are a blood bird's nest, and keeping a harazi is a bird's nest? ”

"Dare to think your husband is disgusting, I understand, you must think that the rain and dew are too little, come on, my husband feeds you!"

Adhering to the principle of internationalist dog abuse that one person is disgusting and not as tired as two people together, Yu Minglang kissed him fiercely, and it was a long time to make such a fuss.

When his hands began to run back and forth dishonestly, Xiao Qian suddenly remembered something serious.

So he took a step back and pointed at Xiaoqiang with his finger.

"I almost got lost to you badass!"

What is the dream of Red Mansions, Yuanqu, what is parking, what is the night of the maple forest, and what is Pan Jinlian's drunken grape trellis or something, these will be "in-depth" studied later, and now she has not forgotten the business.

"Serious business?!" Xiaoqiang expressed dissatisfaction.

And the mystery of the fact, which has a greater impact than the discussion of the actual movement of classical literature on family planning and population control?

"I have something for you to do..."Xiao Qian muttered to him and bit his ear.

Xiao Wei stared at the communication between his parents with wide eyes, although he didn't understand it very well, but looking at his mother's expression and his father's expression, the little guy understood.

Immediately make a nodding motion, well, as long as you express the meaning of Mom's might, there is nothing wrong.

Yu Minglang, who waited for Xiao Qian's guidance, shook his head at first and felt that it was not advisable, but when he heard the back, Xiao Qiang became energetic.

If you don't do anything else, you want to fight back at your daughter-in-law Mu Huaci, and Brother Qiang can't miss it!

"Can you do it?" Xiao Qian asked him, her small actions are a little difficult to practice, but with a plug-in superman like Xiaoqiang, then everything is possible.

"Man, you can't do it! Daughter-in-law, you're waiting! ”

Xiao Qiang got up and went to call, this is to deal with what Xiao Qian wants him to do.

"Chatter, do you know where that duck that your blind cousin has a crush on, tell me the room number, and give me the mobile phone number."

Xiao Qian also sent a text message to Aka here, asking which room Mu Huaci lived in.

Everyone lives in the same hotel, but the floor and room number are different.

After getting these, Yu Minglang took a look, the two rooms of Aka and Mu Huaxi are next to each other, and it is not a big problem to pry open the door of this kind of hotel, the problem is that there will be a sound when it is opened, I am afraid that it will attract the attention of the other party.

Yu Minglang took a look at the structure of the hotel, and called someone to transfer the building structure of the hotel and sent it to Xiaoqian's mailbox.

"What are you doing with this?" Xiao Qian saw him turn on the computer, and when she looked at the design drawing, she felt dizzy.

"Check the ventilation system of this hotel, it's hard to play tricks on people, it's a pity not to see the excitement, since the door is not easy to enter, try it from the ventilation system." People are strong and professional in doing this.

"Aren't you going to get into it easily during the day, why do you bother looking at the drawings?"

This time, Xiaoqiang despised Mr. Qian.

"Daughter-in-law, you've watched too many Hollywood spy movies, right? But not all ventilation pipes can enter people, the residence does not have a vent that can not enter, can enter the commercial building and the hotel and the like, but this also has strict conditions, first of all, this vent is not in all directions to reach each room, so to look at the drawings, there is a point to consider the size of the tuyere, want adults to drill into at least 60 times 60 size, otherwise it will have to shrink the bones, the pipe is three-dimensional gradient, smaller and smaller, do not consider these is the same feeling as drilling the tip of the horns..."

When the time comes, don't sneak in, but you can't get out of the pipe, and this kind of thing has never happened.

Xiaoqiang told Xiaoqian about a few thieves who were misled by Hollywood blockbusters, and wanted to imitate others to drill pipes to sneak into people's homes, but they got stuck in it and couldn't get out, and finally they were rescued in the end, crying a handful of snot and tears of regret at the beginning, don't think it's easy to be a bad guy, that's all about IQ!

I can't understand the drawings, I can't understand the structure of the building, and I even need to know a little common sense about heating.

Xiaoqian listened with relish, and her husband's professional use of this place has no sense of disobedience.

Luckily, the floor where they are located happens to be a location with relatively wide pipes, and because they are all presidential suites of more than 200 square meters, Yu Minglang concluded after carefully studying the drawings of the ventilation system and the location of the air-conditioning room that it is no problem for him and Xiaoqian to climb up.

Yes, Mr. Qian also wants to see the excitement this time.

After studying the route, Yu Minglang glanced at Xiao Qian's meaty position more evilly, and then sighed twice.

"Daughter-in-law, do you know what we are doing with weight requirements? People who are too fat will definitely not be able to enter special warfare! ”

"Is it because you're afraid of getting stuck in these places?" Xiao Qian was excited about what she was going to see next, and she didn't notice that someone was bubbling up the water.

"Yes, you can see that Aka is as thin as a rib and you know why, she must have drilled a lot at the beginning, daughter-in-law, you don't have an advantage in this point."

Xiaoqian looked down at herself, "Am I fat?" ”

No, with her unremitting efforts, her weight has returned to before giving birth.

"You're thin, but you're not thin in some places, I'm afraid you'll get stuck - or daughter-in-law, I'll wrap you with duct tape?" His bad proposal.

Then, the sleeping beauty's ears in the living room moved twice, and then calmly put it down.

It's not surprising that comrades-in-arms are cut every day.