"I was wronged! I was wronged! ”

"I didn't do anything!"

"I'm a good person! Great good man! ”

"I've never done anything bad! I was wronged! Wronged~! ”

"There is the sun and the moon hanging in the morning and dusk, and there are ghosts and gods who hold the power of life and death. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Heaven and earth also, only to distinguish the turbidity, but how to make a fuss and steal Yan Yuan...... The land is also, you don't distinguish between good and bad. God, you are wrong to be foolish! Wronged! I was wronged! ”

As a former host and now a part-time singer, Zhang Can has a beautiful voice and a loud voice.

The two policemen who grabbed him were about to have their eardrums punctured.

Especially in this guy's nonsense, even "Touching the World and Dou E's Injustice" is about to be sung.

"People who are really wronged will not shout!" A young policeman couldn't take it anymore and said, "Be quiet." ”

"You put ...... What's that! Zhang Can shouted, "You must have never been caught!" ”

"Alright, be quiet." Another policeman, who was older in the grade, said.

"No, I'm going to fight, I'm going to let you know I'm wronged! Even if I don't fight, you will take me away, but I will make a voice of resistance! Let the world hear! Zhang Can shouted.

"Poof......

"Hahaha"

The two policemen who grabbed Zhang Can couldn't help laughing.

"We'll take you for questioning, and if you really haven't done anything, we'll put you back sooner or later. There's no need to fight. ”

"If we don't go to war," Zhang Can looked at them, his expression calming down a lot, but he read out a poem that made them not so calm. "If we don't go to war, and the enemy kills us with a bayonet, he will point to our bones and say:"

"Look, it's a slave!"

Both cops were blown away!

There is no doubt that this poem really has a shocking effect.

Zhang Can, isn't he a singing and dancing star?

How can you create such a shocking poem!

"Alright, let's go." Of course, there is also Officer Mumu, who is unmoved, urging.

Got into the police car.

Older cops driving.

Officer Mu Mu and a younger policeman, plus Zhang Can sat in the back.

The young policeman did not dare to speak because Officer Mumu was beside him.

There was an air of embarrassment throughout the carriage.

"What, what the hell did I do?" Zhang Can said with some apprehension.

"What do you say?" Officer Mumu asked.

"I ......" Zhang Can thought for a while, crossing this matter should not be illegal, then it is not this.

"It shouldn't be illegal to open a vest to write a novel, right?" Zhang Can asked.

"If you don't promote inappropriate speech, you don't break the law." Officer Mumu replied.

"Could it be that I live with Yu Yue'er?" Zhang Can said, his face still red.

"What?" The little policeman next to him was obviously a fan of Yu Yue'er, and when he heard this, he almost couldn't suppress the power of his fist.

"Illegal cohabitation shall be called non-marital cohabitation, which refers to the cohabitation of a man and a woman in the name of husband and wife without going through the marriage registration formalities, and is also considered by the masses to be a kind of cohabitation between husband and wife." Officer Mu Mu said with a cold face, "Illegal cohabitation is prohibited by law in our country, and serious cases are punished as bigamy. ”

"Nope! No! No! Zhang Can hurriedly explained, "You see, we all claim to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and this bigamy must have a marriage before." We both have our first love, our first love! We're ...... at best. At last...... Share a house! To a shared house! ”

"It's not our business." Officer Mumu said with a gloomy face, "I came looking for you this time because of ......"

"Because someone accused you of insulting her!" The young policeman rushed to speak.

"What?" Zhang Can was stunned for a moment, his fingers trembled and pointed to his face, and he turned up and down, "Dude, look at my face, handsome, do you need to insult people?" ”

"Then who knows...... "The young policeman muttered, "maybe you're just like that?" ”

"What a mouthful! What a mouthful! You make it clear, buddy! Zhang Can shouted.

"Don't care, who is your buddy, I'm a state worker!" The young policeman straightened his waist and said.

"Then I used to be too...... Zhang Can muttered, "Aren't I pursuing my dreams?" ”

Time passed quickly while Zhang Can was talking about his dreams.

The young policeman was already drowsy. Officer Mumu kept a cold face throughout the whole process.

"Here we are." Officer Mumu said with a cold face.

It's noon.

In the small courtyard of the police station, there was a bustling crowd. There are people who come to report the crime, and there are also a group of people who are fighting and want to be released.

"Eldest sister, you have to report the case." The police at the door said to the person who came to report the crime.

"Well, I'll wait, wait."

"Who are you waiting for?" The officer asked.

"Wait for me...... Wait for my husband to come, yes, I have to wait for my husband to come. The woman said.

"Isn't this your husband?" The policeman asked, pointing to the tall man behind her.

"No......" the woman said, shaking her head, "it's ...... Yes, this is my son. ”

Police "......"

Early this morning, this small courtyard was lively like this, some of them were pulled together and pretended to fight, and some came to report the case without saying why. There are also those who say they are lost!

I got lost and went to the police station!

said that he wanted to send him home, but he still refused!

"Director Wood." An old policeman in the courtyard shouted when he saw Officer Mumu coming.

"Why are there so many people?" Officer Mumu looked into the courtyard and asked strangely.

"This ...... I don't know, they're all here to report the crime. The old policeman said.

"Well...... Are there still empty houses? Officer Mumu asked.

"......Yes," asked the old policeman, "but how did you lead the team yourself?" ”

"He's a public figure, and I happen to have something to do with him." Officer Mumu replied. Public figures are naturally a little more troublesome, after all, no matter where he is arrested, he must be noticed by many reporters.

What's more, the location of this arrest.

Or live!

"It's coming!"

"Look there, it's Zhang Can!"

"Zhang Can, please accept our interview!"

"Zhang Can Zhang Can, may I ask what crime you were arrested for?"

"Zhang Can, what happened?"

"Zhang Can, I heard that your imprisonment is related to bribery, is it true?"

"Mr. Zhang Can, I heard that you are in prison because of the unspoken rules, is it true?"

"Zhang Can Zhang Can, may I ask if you have been subjected to extreme treatment since you were imprisoned."

Zhang Can looked confused, what was the situation of the bribery? Does he have the right to take bribes now? Also, what the hell is that unspoken rule? He's going to pass Lao Xi alone now, okay? There is also the signing of facial paralysis Hongke, is it not an unspoken rule for the two of them?

Officer Mumu also exuded cold air all over his body.

Zhang Can hasn't even entered the police station yet, what is the extreme treatment!