Chapter 4 The best peach blossom luck in the bunker and the scolding Yun'er
Yun'a's cute little face still has tears left, and she was almost killed by an evil ghost, and she thought about it when she was a child when she watched ghost movies, where did she expect it to happen one day? I was so scared that my soul was about to fly! I was choked by a corpse covered in rotten flesh and blood, and my face was so rotten that I couldn't see clearly, oh my God! Did I destroy the earth in my last life?
Yun'er thought that the next moment, she would be intimate with this disgusting face, and then fell to the ground and didn't know whether she was alive or dead, and the memories of the past appeared like a marquee, bullying Xiaoxian in elementary school, bullying Xiaoxian in junior high school, bullying Xiaoxian during practice, bullying Xiaoxian after her debut, etc., in short, she had a heavy heart, and secretly vowed that if she could survive, she would treat Xiaoxian well and never bully her again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yuna has imagined countless ways to die, such as sleeping peacefully under the cherry blossom tree, or reluctantly leaving in the arms of her beloved, withering with the flowers in the rain of flowers or something, in short, she has to die beautifully, how can she die under this rotten face? Mr. Ghost, you are so ugly that I want to refuse!!
Just as she was about to close her eyes and accept her fate, a sword light flew in, knocking away the rotting corpse like a thunderbolt!
It wasn't until she "snapped" and sat on the ground that Yun'er realized that she had been rescued. For the rest of her life after the catastrophe, a huge sense of happiness suddenly enveloped her, and it almost made her tears flow! Look at the warrior who fought the evil ghost with a sword, how tall and tall the one-meter-six-six body looked at at the moment! How heart-warming the gentle eyes under those eyelids were! In particular, the phrase "hurry up" was actually said in Korean! This is simply a foreign acquaintance, and the tears are in full bloom! Yun'er suddenly decided, if someone asks her who her ideal type is in the future, she will definitely say that she has double eyelids, her height is not as tall as herself, and her appearance is not very outstanding!
Jing Shan didn't know how many knives he had secretly stabbed in an instant, and in fact, he didn't have any time to figure out the psychological activities of a big star for the rest of his life, and he didn't find out how many bunkers the best peach blossom luck was, so he didn't shoot sooner or later, and he just saved a beautiful woman. Because the old devil was not hit hard, at most it was a moderate damage, so he quickly got up, roared out of his body, and a thick resentment erupted, and a pair of sharp claws roared towards Jingshan.
Jing Shan was originally more flexible than the old devil, otherwise he wouldn't have been chased and killed by him for half an hour, and there was no, this time he had a guy in his hand, he had a ruthless attack, his blood was agitated, and he actually fought with the old ghost back and forth! Jing SD fled west, and the old devil's claws couldn't hit Jing Shan at all, but Jing Shan found the right opportunity, and used his years of experience in playing badminton to cut his claws several times, which made the old devil scream again and again, and succeeded again and again, which made Jing Shan's confidence greatly increased, and he became more and more handy.
The old devil became more and more aggrieved the more he fought, and a wave of anger piled up in his heart, and after being slashed by Jingshan again, or a knife, the old devil finally broke out.
"the mud horse!!" the old devil roared, deciding not to hit the slippery monkey, and pawed directly at a man who was paralyzed next to him.
After Jingshan slashed the old devil, the illusion of everyone in the crew had been interrupted, so they immediately saw a thin young man holding a cool sword fighting with an invisible person, and the sword slashed in the air, and actually made a sound of fighting and fighting! But why does this sword look a little familiar? Huh! Isn't this a prop sword made by our crew? Everyone was surprised, cough cough~ This is not the point, the top priority is to run away quickly, the immortals fight mortals suffer, anyway, we can't help, it's better to give up the place, so that the heroic boy can let go of his hands and feet...... We're not afraid of death! Absolutely not!
There are those who react quickly, and naturally there are those who react slowly, or they are stupid and unable to escape, for example, Gulnazha who was chosen by the old devil as the target.
At this time, the yang fire on Gu Nazha's shoulders was extinguished, her face was already pale, her body was trembling, and even the indescribable places under her neck were trembling, where was there still the strength to dodge, and Nazha seemed to be a person with strong natural inspiration, under some stimulation, she could actually see the old ghost, and her fear was naturally more intense, and she could only watch the salty wet hands that were approaching quickly, quietly waiting for death.
The old devil's hand was really much beyond Jingshan's expectations, and he didn't expect that someone would be so ****, and he didn't take the opportunity to escape, but when a thousand times were even, he couldn't allow Jingshan to hesitate anymore, and Jingshan flew to the place where the old devil's claws must pass.
"Puff~"
The old devil's claws penetrated Jing Shan's abdomen, and at the critical moment, Jing Shan successfully saved people and blocked the old devil's blow with his back.
You know, first Wang Jianshan was just picked by his claws, and he was ******** in pain, not to mention that the whole person was pierced this time? Jingshan was already in pain and the whole person was delirious, and he couldn't help but scold: "Why don't you run away from the ****!!!"
"Hahahaha!" The old devil made a move, lifting Jingshan up like a sugar gourd, and Jingshan screamed in pain.
Watching the giant claws flying, watching the life-saving benefactor being pierced in the abdomen, being scolded by the life-saving benefactor, and watching the life-saving benefactor being lifted up by the evil ghost like a sugar gourd, on the verge of death, facing the Gulinazha, who can be ignored by countless sunspots, finally the psychological defense line collapsed, and Wow Wow cried: "Wow, wow, ahh...... I'm sorry ~ I didn't mean to...... Woowoo...... Thank you... Woo woo... Sorry ......"
The old ghost was so excited that he danced with his hands, and he didn't kill Jing Shan, but skewered him on his paws and waved it, listening to his 150 decibel screams, he felt that the knot in his heart was completely unblocked, and it was called a pleasure! He was reluctant to let Jing Shan die, and let the screams fly for a while!
"You bastard! let him go!" Gulnazar felt guilty, grabbed the rocks on the ground, the camera, and the like, and threw them at the old devil desperately, crying and shouting as she threw them. But the old ghost is a spirit, and these things can't hit him at all, and the old ghost still shakes his hands triumphantly, not caring about the beautiful woman crying in front of him.
He must have had no girlfriend when he died.
Gradually, Jingshan's screams became weaker and weaker, obviously unable to support it, because he found that the crew had scattered and ran away, and the old ghost did not dare to go to popular places, so they were all safe, and Jingshan was also a little desperate and wanted to give up. Only the stupid woman Gulinaza was still throwing things there, doing useless work, Jingshan secretly scolded her for being stupid, but a warm current emerged in her heart. Then I thought that I saved Lin Yun'er, and I don't know if she will remember herself, and whether she will tell her teammates that there is such a fan who saved her life...... Then the past emerged like a marquee, bullying my younger brother in elementary school, bullying my younger brother in junior high school, bullying my younger brother in high school, and ...... in college was bullied by his younger brother, because he was 1.8 meters, except for his face, he didn't look like he was born to the same pair of parents at all, in short, Jingshan also secretly swore that if he could survive, he would treat his younger brother well, but ...... Jingshan wondered, why do I use "also"?
Just as Jingshan was so painful that he gave up his resistance and was about to die, a sweet and refreshing voice echoed through the loudspeaker throughout the square.
"Bastard! Pervert! I've been a virgin all my life!"
"It's useless to be alive, and you're going to disgust people everywhere when you're dead!"
"Your face is so ugly!!"
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The Chinese pronunciation of these words is a little strange, and when you hear it, you know that it is a foreigner, and Jingshan recognizes it as soon as you hear it, because it is Lin Yuner who scolds people.
Yuna held the megaphone she got from the hand of the first person to fall, the director, in one hand, and looked at the translation software on her phone with the other, puffing out her bun face, stammering, but scolding at the evil ghost she couldn't see with menace.
"You dwarf! mentally retarded! slut!"
"Giving birth to a son is not ***, you will only bully the weak, why don't you go to heaven?"
Yes, even the Northeast dialect has come out, this sentence must be Lin Heng's Protestantism, and the translation software is not so hanging. The old ghost was enraged, and casually threw Jingshan in his hand to the ground, in his opinion, Jingshan is a mortal person, don't care, first get this little girl who dares to scold herself, and then talk about it, so he floated towards Yun'er, raised his claws, and aimed at Yun'er.