Volume 2 The Frontier and the Present Life Chapter 35 The Netherworld

"Anyway, the last time our brothers came up, it was decades ago, right?" Xie Bi'an said, "Yes, I still remember it quite clearly." Fan Wusu replied, "It's to collect the soul of that kid surnamed Lin, when the Emperor of Heaven was about to take office, of course our underworld had to take care of the 'old man' he valued." ”

When I regained consciousness, I found the three of us walking on a dimly lit bridge, the water around us was quite loud, and the air was very humid. Everything is like a walk in the world, except that it is out of place to fly a kite in the middle of the night, and the point is that I am the kite for now...

From time to time, there are all kinds of black and white impermanence passing by, and some of them are also like Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuxuan, who are tied to the wind and swing with the wind. Each of them saluted my black and white impermanence, and it seemed that Mr. Xie and Mr. Fan were quite high here, and it suddenly seemed that I was also very important.

"Big Brother Black, Big Sister White, I died unjustly!" A person who was also released followed us all the way, his wail was really bitter, "That little slut fed me poison in order to be with her mistress, and then covered me with a quilt to prevent me from screaming, I am so wronged! I am so sad, please let me go back." "Phenomena like these are everywhere along the way, and black and white impermanence seems to have stopped and interacted with each other.

I said in my heart that you are wronged by a hammer, and the master is wronged. One by one, at least they knew how they died, and I didn't understand what happened to me all the way after thinking about it. Could it be that I haven't talked to a girl for too long, and today I finally got on the line with Ke Hui for a while, and I was excited about a myocardial infarction and dropped the ball?

About fifteen minutes after I regained consciousness, a huge gate appeared in front of us, with the words "One Temple" written on it. When I walked in, I found that this underworld was not quite what I imagined, it was a little... The lights are brilliant. Dante traveled to the Three Realms to write the Divine Comedy, Tang Taizong traveled to the underworld and had a journey to the west, and I decided to write a book if I could go back alive, which would be called "Journey to the Center of the Earth" (Verne!). The city in front of you is built along the river and is lined with high-rise buildings. Vehicles without any brand or license plate are moving on the road in an orderly manner, and there are even some traffic jams on some sections. There are also a lot of pedestrians, and they look like real people. There was no moon or stars in the sky, as if the city was shrouded in clouds or mist. After entering the city, the kite man could not see anything else, and I was left alone in the sky.

"This city," I frowned and pondered, "Why the hell is it so much like the Shanghai market??" "Hey!" At this time, a lady who was about thirty years old called Xie Bi'an and Fan Wushu, "What's the matter? Xie Bi'an replied, "Let's bring him directly." "The people who are valued by the old drama, no wonder you two need to go out in person. The lady frowned, "Then does he need to drink soup?"

"Uh...""This..."Black and white impermanence fell silent, "The old drama didn't specifically say whether to drink soup or not," Xie Bi'an said, "So let's follow the rules." Fan Wusu said and ripped me off the sky.

"Xiao Cai, bring the soup!" the lady turned and said, "Hah, have all of us in the magic capital want to drink soup these years?" A girl jumped out of a vehicle behind her that resembled a blood donation vehicle, wearing short sleeves and hot pants, and ran to us with a bowl of soup, "Meng Po asked for the soup!" "You stinky girl," the lady took the soup and flicked the girl's forehead, "You have to wear work clothes to work!"

Originally, I thought this girl was quite good-looking, but when I heard her call 'Meng Po', I knew that something was wrong. The girl muttered aggrievedly and ran back to the car, I hurried up the time to compensate Meng Po and smiled: "Sister, can I not drink it?" "Good~" Meng Po touched my head, "The soup is very delicious, the so-called fate gathers and scatters will eventually become Ai, the future cause and effect, no need to worry about it." ”

My hands were pressed by the two impermanences, and I couldn't resist at all, I could only watch Meng Po Tang move closer to my mouth. "Nonsense!" When it was extremely critical, a beer can smashed into Meng Po soup impartially and spilled on the ground.

"What are you doing, you're getting the wrong person!" a man walked up to us quickly, his outfit was the outfit of the inhabitants of Hades in my mind, a red robe, with a long sword hanging from his left waist, and a jade inlay on his right waist, exuding masculinity and ... Alcohol. He has long hair, tied at random behind his head, starry eyebrows and sword eyes, heroic and compelling, but there is a scar from the corner of his left forehead to the corner of his right mouth, which adds a bit of hideousness.

"Trialists are beyond samsara, you should know. "The visitor put his hand on his waist, I thought he was going to draw his sword, but he pulled out a can of beer..." Xie Bi'an said, "The master sent a message to him, and we just acted according to orders." "Oh!" Zhong Kui took a sip of wine, looking like I understood, "Then you should hurry up and send it to the old play, don't do anything else! ”

"Ha, if we had known that he was a trialist, how dare we!" Fan Wuxu scratched his head and said, "That little brother, you are a large adult, don't be like us rough people." "Ah, thank you, Mr. Zhong Kui. I bowed my head to Zhong Kui, "Isn't someone who wants to see me?" "Eh, we are the ruler of the underworld, the lord of the first palace." Meng Po, who had been standing awkwardly on the side since just now, explained, "?" I was still a little complacent, at least in real life, I would definitely not be summoned by such a big person. "Okay, you guys go quickly, don't let the old drama wait. I know you have a lot of questions," Zhong Kui looked at me, "Don't come to ask me, I don't even bother to answer my own people's questions, you go and bother the old drama." ”

After that, there were no more obstacles along the way. Originally, Xie Bi'an was going to take the car, but after watching the road conditions in the parking lot for a while, he dispelled this idea, and we finally walked for about an hour to reach our destination.

In the downtown area, next to a tower shaped like the Pearl of the Orient, there is a palace that looks like it has been around for some years, and it feels out of place with the whole city. After entering, I found that the modernization phenomenon was also obvious, the lights were bright, and the central air conditioning was even arranged.

After a period of twisting and turning, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu sent me to an office in the center of the palace. Well, what did I say before, this Lord Yama is waiting for me to be in a hurry, I think it's at all. At least when I came in, I saw him sitting in front of a computer, and what I heard was "The six nobles are really his garbage!!" He clicked the mouse heavily, turned off the client, and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, Fengxiao, you are still such a brother." ”

"Well, that... Mr... First of all, my name is Su Ling, and secondly, dare to ask who you are?" "I'm a little speechless, I can't really bring the wrong person." "No, you're Bonghyo!" he turned to face me. Judging from his age, this Lord of Yama is very young, and he should be less than thirty years old. He is wearing short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops, not to mention the Lord of Yama, the image of the Lord of the Stove is not like this, okay!" "As far as I know, there are two Fengxiao, one is Cao Cao's military advisor who died early, Guo Jia Guo Fengxiao, and the other is Liu Bei's son, Liu Li and Liu Fengxiao, but unfortunately I am not." "Before I understand the details, I'll follow the words of this Lord Yama.