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When the media were reporting with righteous indignation, they did not forget that "Journey to the West", which is about to fight with "Fantasy Journey to the West", tonight, happens to be the premiere of "Journey to the West"!

At 6 o'clock in the evening, at the gate of Hengdian Cinema, a lot of media had already come, and some guests invited by Lin Feng also came one after another!

It was still a live broadcast, and some of Lin Feng's fans who watched the live broadcast were also a little excited, and even some people were chatting in the group while watching the live broadcast!

"Nima, this 'monkey stealing wine' has been drawn twice, I really doubt it, how good is this guy's character?"

"Damn, look, look, it's out, I'm going to go, Niu Xiaoyu turned out to be a girl, I always thought he was a man!"

"Isn't that a fool ** master? I know this thing, I used to have a big wind in the dark forest every day, and then I changed my life!"

Everyone in the fan group, who saw the 20 fans who were selected to appear, were also all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, and the media present were obviously not interested in Lin Feng's 20 fans, and they had already focused on the invited guests!

"Director Zhang Yiwei, oh my God, Director Zhang Yiwei actually came in person?"

"Yes, Lin Feng and Zhang Yiwei don't seem to have crossed paths before, and they have also criticized Lin Feng!"

"Zhang Yiwei took his apprentices. Linghu Qiankun is here together!"

Some sharp-eyed media. When I saw Zhang Yiwei dressed in a black suit. was also a little shocked and stunned, and hurriedly frantically took pictures, Zhang Yiwei did not accept the interview, but smiled and nodded to many media.

In addition, there are a lot of film critics and people in the theater chain, with the current Oriental DreamWorks Entertainment getting bigger and bigger, Lin Feng naturally has to be connected in many ways!

At 8 o'clock, the guests and the audience who entered the venue were basically all there, and the premiere was also the official beginning!

Lin Feng took the stage, first of all, he thanked the guests present for coming, and secondly, he also thanked the hard work of the entire crew of "Journey to the West". Of course, the point is to thank Zhou Xingchi. Wu Da, Zhu Yin and other leading actors!

With Lin Feng's gratitude one by one, the leading actors and supporting actors of "Journey to the West" also appeared one after another, and they shared their feelings during filming!

And Zhu Yin, as a newcomer, also thanked Lin Feng and Zhou Xingchi for their help, Wu Da, and Tang Seng's actor Luo Ying and others also vomited bitterness, and at the same time, they also admired Lin Feng's seriousness!

Zhou Xingchi said a few words coldly, but most of the people present gave warm applause to Zhou Xingchi when he spoke, obviously, Xingye's popularity is incomparable!

"I suddenly found out that Xingye is a little old!"

"Alas, in addition to being so eloquent in the movie world, Xingye is usually so taciturn!"

"Have you noticed, Xingye seems to take unusual care of Zhu Yin, and he looks at her differently?"

"Go, you think too much, Xing Ye just ended a relationship, and besides, Xing Ye himself said that he won't consider feelings for the time being!"

Some of the viewers who watched the live broadcast were a little emotional after seeing Xingye's appearance!

As the premiere progressed, finally, it was time for the last part to watch the movie clips!

The 20-minute movie clip made everyone present laugh!

The first clip is naturally the invisibility talisman, and when everyone sees the plot of those bandits fighting the fire with their feet, they can't help but laugh.

Especially Zhou Xingchi's superb acting skills make everyone admire!

Bai Jingjing turned into a white bone spirit on a full moon night, and as a result, Wu Da kissed Bai Jingchang wildly, as if the white crystal turned into a white bone crystal, with special effects, compared with the other world, the white bone essence was even more disgusting, which made everyone feel funny!

The last clip is naturally the Bull Demon King coercing the Zixia Fairy to worship and get married, when the Zixia Fairy was miserable and helpless, the sky changed color, and the originally slightly tense scene, with Tang Seng's sentence: "The wind is hanging, the thunder is blowing, the rain is raining, the clothes are collected, so that the demons are crazy, and the audience present is also crazy."

"Haha, this Tang Seng is simply so funny, Nima, the tense atmosphere is simply swept away!"

"Xingye's performance is really flawless, and the movie is really good!"

"Have you seen it? One of those little demons is me!"

"It feels like it's a lot of spoof clips!"

"How does this feel like it has nothing to do with "Journey to the West"?"

The premiere was a success, and several classic quotes in the movie were not played, which also made some fans look forward to it, and they all wanted to go to the cinema to see it.

And after the premiere, some media also focused on this premiere.

"I have to say that Zhou Xingchi plays the role of Monkey King, giving people a style that is still nonsensical comedy, this movie is also very relaxed and cheerful, and the special effects scenes are quite large, but it is very suitable for National Day files to watch!"

""Journey to the West" and "Journey to the West" are almost two different types, and this movie, to be exact, has departed from the "Journey to the West" version, it can only be said that Lin Feng has adapted it very thoroughly!"

"The whole movie gives people a nonsensical comedy style, and it seems quite lively and messy, with some disappointments, and it belongs to the genre of watching it!"

Several major media have mixed reviews, and many subsequent film critics have given different comments, Qin Meng still came to watch, as a relatively conservative film critic, Qin Meng is not optimistic about "Journey to the West".

"Or because "Journey to the West" has been too deeply rooted in my heart since I was a child, this movie, in my opinion, is not called "Journey to the West", it is better to call it "Spoof Journey to the West", the 20-minute premiere gives me the feeling that it is a nonsensical comedy movie, and there is nothing worth remembering, even the classic line in the trailer has not appeared, I don't know if it has been edited out, or it will be in the movie.

I can only give this movie 4 points, which is a bad review!"

Forming a completely different view from Qin Meng is another film critic, Xiong Sa, who gave a high evaluation of "Journey to the West" -

"I have to say that "Journey to the West" is completely born from another story, and, from the perspective of the movie itself, when you are willing to spend such a high cost of special effects, the picture sense in the movie is really quite good, and everyone watching the movie is happy and happy, so this movie is very suitable for watching.

I still remember that Lin Feng said that "Journey to the West" is a tragicomedy, I guess that if the whole movie is made, there may also be tragic clips, and Lin Feng also revealed that this movie will make the audience laugh until they cramp, but it hurts to the bone marrow!"

Both of them are famous in the film critic industry, and such completely different comments have also received their own responses from other film critics.

"Support it, "Journey to the West" really feels a bit rubbish, Nima, what I want to say is, what is this, damn, garbage to death!"

"Upstairs, as a film critic, I hope you can comment objectively, the humorous performances and lines of "Journey to the West" are works of conscience!"

"I admit it, the special effects, the gods, are works of conscience, but this story is simply nonsensical to death!"

The more than 50 film critics who were invited were almost about to fight, and they each commented on the movie based on their own opinions, but some fans liked it quite a bit, and some fans even wanted to see what the earth-shattering confession lines were about!

On the one hand, the polarized comments of film critics, and the anticipation of fans to watch it, while the other "Fantasy Journey to the West" is a spontaneous boycott by film critics, and countless netizens boycott the release!

When the two movies on the Internet were in full swing, the 11th National Day file has finally arrived!

And on October 1st, on this day, in addition to "Wuji" and "Riding Alone for a Thousand Miles" will be released, another movie "Myth" will also be released!

Three masterpieces, except for Zhang Yiwei's literary film "A Thousand Miles to Ride Alone", the investment in the two films "Wuji" and "Mythology" is hundreds of millions, but as a literary film, the investment in "A Thousand Miles to Ride Alone" is 60 million, which is also a masterpiece!

"This time the National Day file can be said to be the most blockbuster movie released in the National Day file over the years, on October 1, "Wuji", "Thousands of Miles to Ride Alone", "Myth", and on October 2, the two most criticized "Journey to the West" and "Fantasy Journey to the West" will be released

"This year's National Day files are about to catch up with the Lunar New Year files, and American Hollywood blockbusters have not been logged in, so this time the box office competition will be in these five high-production movies!"

With many media reports, after the holiday on October 1st, everyone also rushed to the cinema to see the quality of the three movies, and the media that followed the report were also a little stunned by the grand occasion of the major cinemas on the first day of the National Day.

The three-day movie tickets for "Wuji" are almost sold out, and although "A Thousand Miles to Ride Alone" and "Mythology" are not sold out, there are not many votes left.

On the first day, after the major movie theaters were bursting, on October 2, the two movies "Journey to the West" and "Fantasy Journey to the West" will finally be released!

Sunday, October 2nd! "Journey to the West" will be released today!

For the National Day, office workers and students have to take a holiday, therefore, the movie theater is also quite popular, and the major theaters are also lined up, as if there is a long line, which looks quite scary!

In front of a theater in Yanjing!

"Hey, buddy, what movie are you going to watch?"

""Journey to the West", I'm here for Xingye!"

"Damn, it's the same, I also want to watch "Journey to the West?"

The people in the long queue were obviously bored, so everyone also chatted!

"Didn't I hear that "Journey to the West" is not good? I am going to watch "Fantasy Journey to the West", "Fantasy Journey to the West" Wu Jing plays the Monkey King quite handsome, so naturally I want to watch it. ”

In the crowd, a thin man who looked like a student spoke.

"Damn, your sister, don't you know that we are all boycotting "Fantasy Journey to the West"?"

"That's it, who doesn't know that Peter Colin, the director of "Fantasy Journey to the West", dares to insult our Huaxia, your sister, you still dare to watch it, do you have a little shame and patriotism?"

"You just watch "Wuji", "Myth", and "Riding Alone for a Thousand Miles" is better than watching this movie, people are scolded like that, do you dare to watch it?"

As soon as the thin man said that he wanted to watch "Fantasy Journey to the West", a large group of patriots in the theater began to say with disdain.

"You guys are really interesting, Nima, this has something to do with patriotism, how Peter Colin scolds is his business, and besides, I support Wu Jing, hehe, brother just watch "Fantasy Journey to the West", you are not convinced. Bite me?"

The thin man looked like he was underbeaten, and what he said made people even more angry.

"Bang!"

Behind him was a fat man, wearing a green vest and a dragon tattooed on his arm. With a punch, the thin man climbed down, and said coldly: "Trash, beat you and beat you." ”

Hit him!

That's right, beat him!

As soon as everyone was encouraged, they crackled and beat the thin man violently, and then. said loudly: "Who else watches "Fantasy Journey to the West"?"

With such a scene, who would dare to say that they want to watch "Fantasy Journey to the West"?

Everyone continued to line up, and the thin man with a swollen face cried: "I'll just watch a movie, how can you bully people like this?"

.....

Other theaters did not start playing because someone watched "Fantasy Journey to the West". In addition to boycotting "Fantasy Journey to the West", everyone is also discussing the three movies released yesterday!

""Wuji" can't understand what's going on, but the meat scene in the middle is pretty good, as for "Myth", it's a little disappointing!"

"You can watch "Journey to the West". Haha, I'm on April Fool's Day, the first to know the declaration of love confession!"

"I'm looking forward to watching it, but I don't know if this movie will be disappointed!"

In major theaters, the most discussed is "Journey to the West", even if the current reviews of "Journey to the West" are somewhat polarized, but this cannot stop everyone's expectations for this movie.

Yan Zhipeng brought his girlfriend. After listening to the discussion about "Journey to the West" in front of me, he was also a little proud, and said to his girlfriend with a smile: "Wait a minute, you will be able to see me, my character." You won't be able to recognize it!"

"I saw you taking pictures, you told me earlier, how could I not recognize it?"

My girlfriend said with some amusement.

"Okay, but I can tell you, when I was filming, it was so cool!"

Yan Zhipeng said with a smile.

"Dude, you said you filmed "Journey to the West?"

Someone behind him asked suspiciously.

"Yes, didn't the crew have a visit at the beginning, so I went, and Lin Fengda also asked me to play a toad spirit with lines. ”

Yan Zhipeng heard someone ask, and said very chic and proudly.

"Damn, I really envy you, do you have any photos!"

"I'm X, I went there last time the crew visited, why didn't I see you?"

"Hehe, brother is a lucky fan, you naturally didn't see it, na, I'll let you take a look at the photo!"

Yan Zhipeng saw more and more people coming around, feeling quite face-saving, and at the same time, he took out the photos in his mobile phone.

"I'll go, there are more in this photo than on the Internet, these monsters, it's so realistic!"

"Nima, buddy, what's your name, make a friend, send me some of these photos!"

"Brother, you make a price for the photo, I sold it!"

"I really envy that you still have lines, so what, sign a name?"

....

Surrounded by people like stars holding the moon, Yan Zhipeng suddenly felt that he was really enjoying it.

"Okay, stop pretending, we'll buy tickets right away!"

His girlfriend's words and the shadowless claw brought Yan Zhipeng back to reality, and laughed heartily: "Everyone add my Q group, and I will share it in the group then, there are so many people today, I will go to buy tickets to watch the movie first." ”

Don't go, what's the Q group?

"Seven-eight-one-seven-three-two-ninety-two"

After speaking, Yan Zhipeng had already bought the ticket and left!

"Nima, what is the group number that the goods just said?"

Seventy-eight-one-seven-three-two-ninety-two!

......

Yan Zhipeng bought the first movie with his girlfriend, and after getting the ticket, he hurriedly entered the screening hall of "Journey to the West", and when he saw the people in the screening hall, he also felt a little lucky!

It turned out that in the 250-seat screening room, there were only two of them left!

"I don't know, will this movie be as good as advertised?"

"There should be, after all, the trailer is really pretty good!"

You can't say that, maybe, it's not that good?"

"Shhhhh

With the beginning of the movie, the lights in the screening room were turned off, and there was silence!

All of them watched the movie seriously!

The movie begins. When everyone heard Guanyin say to Sun Wukong that he colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat Tang Seng, fans felt quite puzzled, and continued to watch Tang Seng on the side. When he said that Sun Wukong "how can I talk to Sister Guanyin like this", I couldn't help laughing!

When Sun Wukong was about to fight with Guanyin, he threw the moonlight treasure box into the distance, and at this time, Tang Seng ran over with the moonlight treasure box.

Tang Seng: Hey, hey, hey, don't be angry, you'll be angry when you're angry! Wukong, you're too naughty.

I told you not to litter, why are you... You see I haven't finished talking about it, and you've thrown the stick away! The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure, and if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment, so what if you hit the children? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not right to hit those flowers and plants. (Wukong grabbed the moonlight treasure box in Tang Seng's hand) Tang Seng: What are you doing?

Goku: Let it go!

Tang Seng: Do you want it? Wukong, if you want it, you can speak, if you don't say it, how do you know you want it? Even though you look at me with sincerity, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you take it, don't you really want it? Do you really want it?......

Goku: I'm Kao! (Wukong knocks Tang Seng down with one punch.) )

Guanyin: Huh?

Wukong: Everyone, do you see? This guy is okay and talks at length about his mother-in-law and mother-in-law's crookedness, like a fly all day long, buzzing...... Sorry, not one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzz... Airplanes... Airplanes... Airplanes... Fly inside your ears. Help!(Goku falls to the ground and rolls, in extreme pain.) )

Wukong: So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled its intestines out, and then used its intestines to strangle his neck and pull it hard, and hey--!--! whole tongue stuck out! Now everyone understands why I killed him!

All the audience, listening to Sun Wukong's words, suddenly felt quite understanding him, and the passage of Tang Seng just now made everyone feel sorry for this mother-in-law and mother Tang Seng. It's completely subverting everyone's understanding.

After a fight, when Guanyin subdued Sun Wukong and was about to kill Sun Wukong, Tang Seng turned over his words, as if. In the depths of my memory, I am one with the Tang Seng who has become a person in the original book of "Journey to the West"!

"Journey to the West"

It wasn't until this time that the movie suddenly seemed to begin, and everyone was more serious about wanting to know how things would develop next!

At the beginning of the feature film, a desolate desert, from a distance, a woman came on horseback, and the mute saw this situation, went back to report the news, and the comparison was not clear, and finally caused the bandits to laugh!

The blind man said on the side: "The second master, do you guess if it is possible that it is an officer and soldier!"

The second master: "No wonder people call you blind, haven't you seen a dumb ass twisting around?"

Blind man: "Writhing around, maybe hemorrhoids!"

The second master heard the blind man's words and said angrily: "Even if there is, it is just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids, what are you afraid of?"

Everyone burst into laughter, as the voice sounded, a woman came in outside, and inserted a peach blossom into the door, the second master looked vigilant at this time, and asked angrily who it was, the woman's expression was very calm, saying that she wanted to find a place to fall and wash the dust on her body, and in the face of the second master's rhetorical question, the woman lightly analyzed that this is not an inn, but a black shop.

The second master smiled lewdly: "Knowing that it is a black shop, you still dare to come in, aren't you afraid of sheep falling into the tiger's mouth?"

The woman said lightly: "Who is the sheep and who is the tiger, it's too early to say, if the uncles are robbers, aren't you afraid that I am the head of the robbers?"

The second master slammed the table: "Who are you sacred?"

The woman's face showed a charming smile, the wind rose, the peach blossoms on the door were blown away, and she turned around suddenly, revealing the tattoo on her shoulder, and everyone's faces changed greatly, and the woman said lightly, "The peach blossoms are everywhere, not an inch of grass grows, money lands, and people don't cover their heads." ”

When the words fell, a string of money was thrown out by it!

Peach blossoms are everywhere, not an inch of grass grows, money lands, and people are not guaranteed.

When they saw Chun Sanniang throwing out a string of money so indifferently, the fans present also felt that Chun Sanniang was quite cool and powerful!

A man with a sloppy beard and quite plump eyebrows shook a round fan, closed his eyes and said, "What are you doing in May Mountain?

"I'll go, why is Xingye doing this?"

"Damn, Xing Ye is really subversive!"

The fans were a little shocked, but then after seeing the Supreme Treasure open his eyes, he looked cross-eyed, looked at the people who knelt on the ground with some dizziness, and stood up angrily: "You stupid people, what are you doing with all the silver coins on your heads?"

"Put it down!"

The Supreme Treasure walked towards the bandits and said loudly at the same time.

"No, the money is on the ground, and the head is not guaranteed, helper!"

The second master said tremblingly.

"What did you say?

The Supreme Treasure roared loudly, but he grabbed the blind man's neck and asked angrily: "You are so seedless, how can you be my second master!"

The blind man spared his life and said: "Helper, I am not the second master, I am blind!

The blind man pointed to the second master, and the second master also hurriedly said: "I am the second master!"

The Supreme Treasure pushed the blind man away: "Don't I know?"

Supreme Treasure: I don't know?

(Pointing to a person next to him)

Do I shame you by scolding the blind?

(Turns)

You're still running--!

(chases in front of a dog)

Look at your virtue, sneaky and embarrassing, showing your head and looking like a dog, how can you come out with me to wander the rivers and lakes, ah?

Second master: Helper, I'm here!

Supreme Treasure: Don't show up yet? Look around

You have been hit by the Seven Wounds on Kunlun Mountain. Now the injuries are starting to kick in!

Supreme Treasure: You still dare to say that if you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been shot in the nose?

The second master: This way, help the master!

Blind: Sigh and shake your head

The Seven Wounds Fist has hurt the gang leader so badly!

Second Master: Helper, I was so scared that I knelt down! I heard that I was hit by the Seven Wounds, and the first thing I did was to become cross-eyed. Then, my ears were deaf and I couldn't hear the sound, and finally, my voice was out of control, and all my words went out of tune, and finally, my internal organs exploded. And then it's dead! Helper, you're cross-eyed, aren't you?

Supreme Treasure: Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous perception of things, why did I spread rumors that I couldn't do it anymore and wanted to steal my position?

The second master: Don't dare, help the master!

Supreme Treasure: Don't dare, I'll trample you to death!

(Stepping on a clump of grass)

Don't dare, I'll step on -!...... I've stepped on it for so long, even if it doesn't hurt, I can just deal with two sounds!

Second-in-command: (deliberately)

Oops!

Supreme Treasure: Received! Okay, everyone prepare guys, go and kill the thirty mothers of spring!

Everyone: Huh?!

Supreme Treasure: What are you afraid of? I'm in everything!

Next, the plot advanced little by little, and everyone couldn't stop laughing, and the Supreme Treasure was about to kill the spring thirty niang who took a bath, but the result was defeated, and then, it seemed to be very backbone. As soon as I heard Chun Thirty Niang say that it was okay to kneel, I immediately knelt down.

When Supreme Treasure could only walk with his hands, he jumped into the dung pit all of a sudden, which made fans laugh and cramp.

"Haha, Nima, I'm laughing to death, this blind man is simply infinite!"

"These two masters and star masters, the performance is simply too good!"

"Kill me!"

The plot has been advancing, and all the fans who watched it were already about to go crazy with laughter. Subsequently, the plot next entered Gao X, Bai Jingjing appeared, and the joke of the invisibility charm made fans vomit out what they ate!

All of them. I thought that I would always be happy like this, but then, the plot was reversed, the Bull Demon King came to take revenge, Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing couldn't beat the Bull Demon King, so they had to take the Supreme Treasure and the second master to hide in the Pansi Cave. Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang became enemies, and in the chaos, Chun Thirty Niang applied the 'Aphrodisiac Dafa' to the second master, and the Supreme Treasure took the injured Bai Jingjing and fled to a cliff.

When the Supreme Treasure said affectionately, "Supreme Treasure: I'm afraid, but I can't help it, because I don't want you to see me, but I think of another person in my heart." ”

The audience at the scene was also a little heavy, but when they were not sad, Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing couldn't control the urgency of hugging, which made everyone's mood improve again

......

When everyone saw the child born to Chun Thirty Niang and lied to Jingjing that the ion was born to her and the Supreme Treasure, Jingjing was grief-stricken and committed suicide, everyone was a little angry and depressed.

"You're stupid, why don't you wait?"

"Damn, Spring Thirty Niang Zhen Nyima is bad!"

"Alas, I'm!"

The fans were furious, and at this time, the Supreme Treasure had already used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back to save Jingjing, but it was too late!

The Supreme Treasure ran back again, ready to cross again!

The second master: Hey, wife, wife! Hey, my wife......

Supreme Treasure: Your wife is about to come out, what are you in a hurry!

Second Master: I haven't finished yet, how do you know?

(At this time, Chun Thirty Niang flew out of the body of the Bull Demon King.) )

Second master: It's really out!

Spring Thirty Niang: Go wow!

....

The second master: Lady!

(Pounding the door desperately.) )

Supreme Treasure: Paroparamita--!

(Time Travel Again)

Second Master: Wow! Ascend to immortal again! Hey, why do you say 'again'?

Supreme Treasure: (Back in the cave)

(See Jingjing fall to the ground and die)

Wait, wait, wait!

(Runs out of the cave)

The second master: Hey, wife, wife,......!

Supreme Treasure: I warn you not to bother me!

Second Master: Hey, why should I not bother you?

Supreme Treasure: You're really wordy!

Second Master: yes. I also think I'm very wordy, why?

(At this time, Chun Thirty Niang flew out of the body of the Bull Demon King.) )

Second master: Come out!

Spring Thirty Niang: Go wow!

.....

Although it is a tragic clip, the fans are quite happy and excited to see it, and there are countless laughter in the screening room. It has been going back and forth one after another, and when the Supreme Treasure traveled to 500 years ago, the Zixia Fairy finally appeared!

"It's beautiful!"

The appearance of the Zixia Fairy made everyone feel that their eyes lit up, and when the Zixia Fairy met with the Four Heavenly Kings of Erlang God, the Zixia Fairy said: "Even if he is a monster." I will follow him for the rest of my life, if I can't be with the person I like, even if I am the Jade Emperor, I will not be happy."

"Dare to love and hate, Zhipeng, I want to be with you for the rest of my life. ”

"Yes, definitely. Yan Zhipeng hugged the object and said.

Others present. is also a little touched, the movie has sped up, the two parts of the other world up and down "Journey to the West", some of the clips are too procrastinating, Lin Feng used Zixia and Qingxia when filming. Day and night, as well as the scene with the Supreme Treasure, there has been a lot less.

In this way, the sense of rhythm is also strengthened, and then the Supreme Treasure is in the Bull Demon King's Palace, and wants to marry the Bull Demon King's sister, and the plot arrives at the classic lie sown by the Supreme Treasure!

"Why are you here?"

The Supreme Treasure ran and saw the Zixia Fairy sitting under the pavilion, and was a little puzzled.

Swish!

Fairy Zixia took out the sword and pointed at the Supreme Treasure!

"The sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat at the time, but after a quarter of a pillar of incense. The mistress of the sword will fall in love with me completely, for I have decided to tell a lie, and although I have told countless lies in my life, this one, I think, is the most perfect. ”

The camera is stationary. And the voiceover of Supreme Treasure makes fans a little confused.

"Half a step further home, I'll kill you!"

Fairy Zixia said indifferently.

"You should do this, I should die too, there was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it, the most painful thing in life is this, your sword cut down my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to that girl, I love you! If I have to add a term to this love, I hope it will be 10,000 years!"

Supreme Treasure said affectionately with tears in his eyes.

Fairy Zixia was moved inexplicably, the long sword fell to the ground, and her heartbeat accelerated: "Then how do you explain to your lady?"

"I must confess, that's why I want to take back the moonlight treasure box, take you back with me, and make it clear to them! I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that there will be thousands of people scolding me in the future, and I will bear it alone!"

With the words of the Supreme Treasure, Zixia also promised to help the Supreme Treasure get back the Moonlight Treasure Box, seeing this plot, many people present expressed their understanding on the one hand, because the Supreme Treasure was to save Bai Jingjing, and some people hated the Supreme Treasure for deceiving the Zixia Fairy.

The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan came together, and when they saw the whispering between Princess Iron Fan and Sun Wukong, everyone suddenly realized, Nima, really seduced her sister-in-law!

"I'll go, God turns, Nima, Sun Wukong has a hand!"

"Damn, I think of a sentence now, it's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's not as fun as sister-in-law!"

"But what happens next?"

.....

Everyone laughed, and continued to look down, seeing that Tang Seng was in prison, holding the hand of the Supreme Treasure and asked, Do you know what a bell is?

Supreme Treasure: What bell?

Tang Seng: The bell has to be bell, the bell is the bell, that is

On--lyyou--! can accompany me to take the Western Meridian;

On--lyyou--! can kill demons and exorcise demons;

Onlyyou can protect me, so that crabs and mussels can't eat me;

Your greatest skill is Onlyyou--!

Supreme Treasure: Hey......

Tang Seng: On--lyyou--! don't blame the master for muttering;

Put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death and don't tremble;

I'll come with the black cauldron, send you to death, and do my best for all sentient beings!

The sacrifice is worth it, Amitabha!

Supreme Treasure: I really can't, let me tell you......

Tang Seng: On--On--!

Supreme Treasure: On, you're fucking big!

When Tang Seng's lyrics sounded, the entire moviegoers laughed completely!

"I'm going, Nima, this Tang monk actually made an English song!"

"Hahaha, amused me, do you dare to be so bullish?"

"I'll carry the black cauldron, send you to death, Nima, I can't do it, let me laugh a little longer!"

"Damn, Tainyima is funny,!"

"It's the first time I've known that Tang Seng can shoot like this today!"

"If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand Tang Seng beating him!"

At this time, fans finally understood what Lin Feng said, what is called laughing until cramps!