Chapter 86 is all the fault of the diving suit
Wang Yun was stunned, and immediately put his hand down and said, "What's wrong with my nose?" ”
"You bastard, you forgot about throwing boogers in my bowl in the first place, and I eat now, and I feel sick when someone touches my nose. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ma Feifei angrily pushed the breakfast in front of him and stopped eating.
And this matter, when I look at my memory, I don't have any impression, it seems that my predecessor didn't take this matter seriously at all.
"Feifei, I'm sorry, I was ignorant when I was a child, and I caused you to fall into this disease. But you're an obsessive-compulsive disorder, so if you just watch me touch my nose and eat breakfast, maybe it'll be fine. ”
"Really? I'll try, oops, don't try it, your face looks disgusting. ”
"Why don't I cover my face and come out with my nose exposed?"
"Damn bastard, you've got a nose hair peeking out! It's disgusting, don't get out and cut it off! If you don't eat it, you won't eat anything! ”
Don't eat and pull down, I didn't expect this Tyrannosaurus rex to have a phobia of nose hair, next time I Lao Tzu, see how I can clean you up with a magic weapon, Wang Yun was happy in his heart, and ran to the room to cut off the exposed nose hair.
Back in the flower hall, Ma Feifei had already collected all the breakfast, and ran to the kitchen to clean the cups and plates.
He slipped around the courtyard a few times, found a clearing and began to try to make wall grass moves, this set of martial arts after he got it, he still hasn't tried it properly.
It's a pity that this set of martial arts can only exert internal force when it is attacked, otherwise it will be a showcase, otherwise he would not have been trapped in the big closet and couldn't get out.
Wang Yun at this time, only feel extremely skilled, as if he has practiced for a lifetime, a total of 3,699 moves, including fists, palms, legs, fingers, elbows, head and other parts of the body, including more than 1,000 moves alone, he realized that it was actually the use of two weapons, knives and swords, but unfortunately he could only passively meet the enemy, and he could not use internal strength without being attacked.
As soon as he performed it all, a burst of applause rang out, and when he looked up, Ma Feifei's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "I didn't expect you guys to dance, what kind of dance is this, it looks like it's swinging with the wind, slowly pushing and grinding!" ”
Wang Yun proudly accepted: "This is not dancing, it is my unique martial arts secret." ”
"This is your martial arts?" Ma Feifei burst out laughing.
"Don't believe it, I'm just reluctant to beat you, this set of martial arts is amazing, I don't believe you can try it." Wang Yun said.
"Really?" Ma Feifei said with a smile, and after speaking, he punched him in the nose.
Wang Yun stretched out his hand to block, but the internal force could not be used at all, and he was punched in the middle of his nose, and he fell straight down.
Grass, forgetting that all the products of the vile and filthy politician system aimed at others, are ineffective against the Tyrannosaurus rex.
Fortunately, this internal force can automatically possess the body, and Ma Feifei has spare strength, but it just makes his nosebleed for a long time.
Wang Yun got up angrily and said loudly: "I said that I was reluctant to beat you, do you still have to be energetic?" ”
"So what?" Ma Feifei's eyes widened, this guy didn't seem to lie much now, and he bragged instead.
"Then I'll bow down." Wang Yun was looking for paper to block his nostrils, and at the same time, he hurriedly confessed with palpitations, secretly hating that Ma Feifei should not have become the "one" who had escaped, and he had known that Aunt Xifeng should be named.
Ma Feifei was in a good mood and asked curiously: "Didn't you say you were timid?" Seeing that you are in good spirits today, you slept soundly last night. ”
"Actually, as soon as you left, I was scared in bed, and I didn't know anything before dawn." Wang Yun looked shy.
"Then why did you get back to your soul again?" Ma Feifei said with a smile.
"When I saw an elf surnamed Ma in a dream, I woke up." Haha, the Tyrannosaurus rex actually blushed a little, I don't know what Lao Tzu is talking about is the horse face in the bull head horse noodles!
On this bright day, Wang Yun suddenly felt that it was a wise choice to come here, at least he could play Tai Chi and tease the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which was much better than going to prison at home.
immediately invited Ma Feifei to visit the garden together, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex agreed, and the two wandered around the Wang manor.
After a while, the two finished shopping, Wang Yun dressed himself as a mummy with only four holes in his head exposed, and took Ma Feifei to go around again, thoroughly studied the terrain and landforms here, and finally understood why Ma Hao wanted to open a brothel here.
There are mountains, rivers, trees, and vast field battlefields around here, and the door is closed and self-contained, safe and secluded, the interior is full of antique buildings, and there is no need to renovate, and each room has an eaves, which is the place where the red lanterns are hung are prepared in advance.
Even better, there's a small performance stage that can be used for an uncovered model contest.
How long did this guy start to fight the idea here, did he consciously approach himself since he was a child?
The two hurriedly walked around outside and came back, mainly because Wang Yun didn't dare to stay outside for a long time, although it was secluded, he was afraid that someone would accidentally break in.
After coming back, after lunch, Ma Feifei came back after washing the dishes and chopsticks and said: "The sun outside is so poisonous, I think I will sit in the house and give you a chance to tell some stories to listen to." ”
This ghost girl, if you want to hear the story, you just need to say no, Wang Yun immediately started to talk about "Alibaba Baba and the Forty Thieves" .......
The day passed happily, and Ma Feifei asked him what he wanted to eat tomorrow.
Wang Yun said by the way, it was really by the way, Ma Feifei gave him a blank look and drove away, and he pretended to ask her to be careful when driving.
After doing the math, three days have passed, and in four more days, my face will be better.
But I'm not the king of stories, fairy tales are short after all, and I've already exhausted all my inventory today, so what are I going to do with the rest of the days?
Wang Yun suddenly thought that after hearing from his aunt that there was a diving device here, he would simply go to explore the small lake for the rest of the day.
Call my aunt and ask where the diving gear is?
When Wang Xifeng heard that he was going to take Ma Feifei to dive, he immediately told the location of the storage room over and over again, for fear that he would not find it, and specially said that there was a lady's diving suit inside.
This aunt, don't you know that I'm playing a beautiful man's trick? Wang Yun went to the storage room and took out two sets of diving suits, muttering in his heart.
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After Ma Feifei came early the next morning, he heard Wang Yun say that he was going to dive and explore the small lake, and he couldn't help but be interested.
Wang Yun changed first and waited for her outside, knowing that after Ma Feifei came out, his slender body was flawless by the diving suit, and he only felt as if the nosebleeds were about to gush out.
He immediately deeply regretted his idea, and the reaction below was too strong, even when he put on a diving suit, it was obvious.
Fortunately, the diving suit covered all his head, and the manor was by the lake, so he didn't dare to walk behind this humanoid killer, so he had to run and say that he wanted to play a chic diving pose to show Ma Feifei.
When he came to the lake, he did a few bodybuilding poses in a row, which made the reaction below a little smaller, which made Ma Feifei behind him nauseous, and yelled at him to stop being stinky and beautiful.
Seeing that the other party also ran over, the two towering balls on his chest blinded his dog eyes, and there began to be a strong reaction below, no, I was really going to have a nosebleed, and I had to go into the water quickly.
Wang Yun immediately put on the oxygen respirator and shouted: "Look at my super difficult high-platform diving, the difficulty is tens!" ”
Jumping high, he plunged headlong into the water, only to feel a sudden shock to his head after entering the water, followed by a sharp pain, and he didn't know anything.
The water of the lake was very clear, and Ma Feifei saw this guy plunge down one by one, and then hit his head on a towering rock at the bottom of the lake, and floated up directly, and couldn't help screaming.
Is this guy blind? It's so shallow here that you can't see the stones in such a large piece of water?