After Zhang Qiyang posted on Weibo this night, Qin Xueyang's warm and intoxicating singing voice appeared in the mobile phones of countless otaku and rotten girls. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This spoof song sings through the realistic voices of many otaku -

“…… I like you too homely, the rotten girl doesn't dare to like it, and I think there is a play, she only treats you as a spare tire......"

“…… Maybe hold on for a few more years, stay up until a good person pays, so you learn to and live a masturbation life......"

“…… When masturbation has become a habit.,Accustomed to it, I'm so used to it that I don't think about what to do anymore.,Even if the soft girl is upside down.,Even if the society is too chaotic......"

“…… Why is a girl far more troublesome than a tube, why is love not as simple as sex, I can't find the answer, I don't have the answer......"

Zhang Qiyang's Weibo discussion area was turned upside down because of this provocative Weibo -

"The cannon master is mighty!haha, whoever scares the cannon master will masturbate for the rest of his life!"

"Pao Ye has such an appetite! It's the first time I've seen such a big bra, how big a chest does this have to be to hold up this bra!"

"Master Pao, is this masturbation song sung by Sister-in-law?

"Sharp-eyed help, what size is that corset on the bed? I've never seen such a big corset! This is bigger than the average child's head, right?"

"In order to pay tribute to Master Pao, I decided to masturbate at Sister-in-law's bra tonight!"

"Trash, you're great if you have money, don't you have the ability to masturbate for the rest of your life!"

"Haha, the garbage cannon has lost red eyes, and I can only find confidence in women. But can he really find confidence? I listen to the meaning of this girl singing this song, why is he satirizing Zhang Dacang masturbating alone?"

"Upstairs shrewd! This song is obviously that the girl is satirizing Zhang Dacang's lifelong masturbation, and she can only rely on masturbation to ship! Haha, he is a Yang Dawei waste, and he is actually disabled!"

"With my many years of experience in watching football, the bra on Pao Ye's bed is at least 95F, and there are only a handful of actresses in the circle who have such big breasts. ”

"The milk you touch is so domineering, Master Pao is really unusual!"

"There is a girl today, and the day is today, rolling the sheets and having fun!--so wet!, good poetry!"

"Master Pao, who sang this song? Listen to it! Is it singing with your big-breasted sister who rolls the sheets?"

"Trash Zhang Cannon, I wish your girlfriend a virgin for the rest of her life!"

"Zhang Dacang will expose his true strength without swiping tickets, he can't sing, he can only rely on other things to attract attention, what a stupid X! Get out of the entertainment industry quickly! This world really owes your dad a condom!"

"Pao Ye is so cool! Give a girl's face photo!"

"Where can I get this song? This girl's voice is so magnetic! I'm going to fall in love with this voice!"

"Is this song called "A Lifetime of Masturbation"? Tell me, how can I get this song? I want to be a mobile phone ringer!"

……

Looking at the discussion on Weibo with Qin Xueyang, Zhang Qiyang said: "Look, I'm not wrong, there must be many people who like your voice." ”

Qin Xueyang laughed self-deprecatingly: "Haha, they want to see my real person, and they promise to be scared away." ”

"Not necessarily. ”

"What is not necessarily, don't fool me, anyway, I'm not a singer, and I won't show my face. ”

"When you are a singer, you don't necessarily have to show your head. You can just post songs and not show your face. ”

Qin Xueyang thought to himself, this is okay?

"It's a waste for you not to sing, you're completely ruining the heavens, you should know that you have a great voice, right?"

"I don't know if it's great or not, but when I was a student at Westminster Royal College, I was the lead singer of the school choir for three years, and every time there was a big event in the school, I was the first female singer. You certainly didn't pay attention to me then. Qin Xueyang pouted complainingly.

"When you say it, I seem to be a little impressed. ”

"Okay, don't pretend, if you don't remember, you can't remember. ”

"You said you stayed in the school choir, so you should know music?" Zhang Qiyang always thought that Qin Xueyang was spectrum blind, this fat girl has never shown that she has a high level of musical literacy.

"Of course I know how to read music. But I haven't sung music for a long time, and I may have forgotten some basic skills, but I was really good back then!" Recalling the past, Qin Xueyang's beautiful fat face brushed an arrogant expression, and said: "At that time, there were several art schools in the UK that sent me offers, but my father didn't let me study art because he thought there was no future in studying art, and I was later admitted to Cambridge. ”

"Amazing, it's not easy to get into Cambridge with your brain. ”

"Come on, you don't seem to be any better than me, are you? I think that as long as the students who have studied the Olympiad in primary school in China can be admitted to Cambridge when they go to the UK. Our learning ability is N times stronger than theirs. ”

"That's true, but don't go that far. Now that you know you have a talent for singing, don't waste it. ”

Qin Xueyang shook his hand anxiously: "I'm not a singer!"

"You shouldn't be the kind of singer who shows up, but you can be an Internet singer who only has a voice but doesn't show up. Isn't there a lot of online singers who register themselves and then post songs on the East Net, you also follow their path, so that you don't have to show your head. On the Internet, you sing slowly first, and when you accumulate enough experience and strength in the future, you can also accumulate a certain amount of popularity, and then see if you want to transform into a traditional singer. ”

"Internet singers who post songs on the East Net cannot cover them, and must sing original and unpublished works. Hearing it, Qin Xueyang was a little moved by what Zhang Qiyang said.

Singing on the East Net can be sold for money, although it can't be sold for much money, but at least she can have a few dental sacrifices, and she can sing her sentiments when she has nothing to do, why not do it? Anyway, she doesn't have to show up.

"It's easy to be original, wouldn't it be nice if I used the pen name of a kitchen knife to help you write a few songs. If you sing on the East Net, if you become popular, there will be many people buying your songs, and you will not have another source of income. ”

Zhang Qiyang clapped his hands and further urged: "Just do it, you go to Dongwang to register now, and directly post this song "A Lifetime of Masturbation", I will go to Weibo to help you promote it, maybe you can earn a few hundred and one thousand tonight, enough for you to eat several big meals!"

"Okay, then I'll listen to you and make some money for supper, hehe. ”

Seeing so many people begging for songs on Weibo, and being instigated by Zhang Qiyang, Qin Xueyang was really moved, and rushed to Dongwang to register to be an Internet singer.

But halfway through the registration, Qin Xueyang hesitated a little: "I want to register with my real name here, I want to register with my real name, and I posted this song "A Lifetime of Masturbation", will people pick up this girl on your bed This girl is me? ”

"No, Dongwang is our own website, and they don't dare to divulge your information if they dare to do it. Unless someone doesn't want to do it anymore. ”

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure, just sign up, no matter what happens, I'll take care of it for you." ”

With Zhang Qiyang's words, Qin Xueyang had no scruples, and went to Dongwang to register with confidence.

On the singer's stage name, Qin Xueyang and Zhang Qiyang had a strong disagreement.

"I'm going to have a cute stage name. What do you think, 'Which one is better at selling cute foodies?'"

"What are you kidding!"

"Aren't all Internet singers such cute stage names, or they're pretending to be very forced. I don't want to pretend, I just think of a cute stage name. Or is this - it's not a sin to sell cute foodies?"

"You're going to die!"

"That's called ...... The cutest foodie girl?"

"Roll on! Your stage name must have an international style! You will dominate the world in the future! Just call Adele! Chinese name Adele." ”

"Adele, what's the name?...... Ahh

"Hehe, it's already registered, and your stage name will be Adele in the future. ”