Tan Qingkai belongs to the people who know the inside story in advance, and if he sees through the trick, there is naturally no secret at all, and he can't understand the fear of Long Ya and others at that time, so he just joked and said with a smile: "Haha, I don't know how you kid came up with this kind of ghost idea, it's too outrageous, it's too shameless, but I like it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Song Baojun hid the kitchen knife and said, "By the way, there is still a slaughtered chicken in the bathroom, why don't you go to the next door to borrow a pot to clean up, I will go to the cafeteria to buy a few bottles of wine and a few taels of rice, and we will deal with it and solve the dinner?"

Tan Qingkai was overjoyed: "This method is good, do you like steamed or fried? Actually, I recommend salt-baked chicken, it tastes good, and it is suitable for wine." ”

"Whatever, if you have something to eat. Song Baojun washed his hands, put his wallet, and carried a large lunch box Shi Shiran and went out.

Along the way, the thoughts fluctuated, and the brain was messy.

This scared away the arrogant Long Ya, who was simply not an opponent.

It turns out that how many people are, but in fact, they are just strong on the outside.

It turns out that how many people are shouting and killing outside, and there are countless brothers and friends, but in fact, they are lonely and fragile inside.

It turns out that how many people are strong and calm on the outside, but in fact, they are just a pitiful little who is weak when they are frightened?

Thinking of this, Song Baojun felt a little more confident.

To be honest, he didn't think that the obscene personality was very powerful. In everyone's dictionary, "obscene" is synonymous with inferiority, ugliness, and inaccessibility.

However, the lewd personality here gives him a new explanation: obscenity is to point out its unintendedness, to the surprise of everyone, to be scoundrel, shameless, cunning, unscrupulous, not limited by etiquette and dogma, and can quickly adapt to most social environments.

Can Long Ya have imagined that he would scare himself with a bag of chicken blood? Can Mr. Jiang imagine that he would misinterpret the Pipa Girl in "Pipa Xing" with the most obscene point of view? Can the Kill Matt trio imagine that his identity as a "top image designer" is actually just a mouthful of nonsense?

That's a lot of fun!

When I came to the cafeteria on the West Campus, where the Department of Chinese is located, classes from other faculties were just after class, and hungry students flocked to the cafeteria.

Song Baojun saw that the bottom of the lunch box was still stained with the residue of instant noodles from the previous week, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly, and walked to the bathroom next to the canteen first.

The washroom is just a corner behind the cafeteria, separated by a wall. It looks like a public toilet, surrounded by white bricks, with four drainage faucets on the left, middle and right. There is a lot of yellow limescale in the sink, which looks very old.

Students are provided with trays in the cafeteria, but many people are willing to bring their own lunch boxes, which requires the use of a washroom.

The cafeteria had just opened, and the students were all crowded in the food area, and there were few people in the bathroom, only a few crisp and loud voices talking.

Song Baojun turned on the faucet with great interest, and hummed the old film and television song "Missing Comrades-in-Arms" from the 80s of the last century.

He had heard this song once or twice by chance, but he had never sung it, so he didn't like it. At this time, he hummed naturally, the lyrics were smooth, and the melody was fluent, as if he had sung it more than 100 times in the practice room.

The voices on the side became louder and louder, as if several girls were arguing. That figure is quite familiar, and it seems that he is still in the same class as Song Baojun.

"Hey, you dare to talk to Ai Langzhou in front of the old lady this afternoon, when I don't exist? What did I tell you before? You are not allowed to associate with Ai Langzhou! You ****** looking for death, aren't you?" This was a high-pitched and sharp female voice, which directly interrupted the low hum in Song Baojun's mouth.

"I—I didn't, he took the initiative to find me, and I—I answered two ......," another slightly timid girl replied in a whisper.

Another girl said: "Hehe, the male god who dares to seduce Sister Lu is not small." Don't look at what you look like, like a giant, fat, stupid, stupid, big! Who can look at you? I warn, if you dare to talk to the male god Lang in the future, the old lady will spend your face!"

The girl reluctantly replied, "I—I really don't, it was Ai Langzhou who took the initiative to talk to me." ”

"Yo, dare to talk back!"

"Bang!"

In the midst of the splash, a huge figure slipped and fell to the floor.

Song Baojun couldn't help but look back, it was the female classmate in his class.

There was a girl lying in the middle, holding her left calf and rolling on the wet floor, her face distorted and painful, clenching her teeth, and her throat was stunned without making a sound.

The shin bone of the lower leg is one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body, and the pain caused by it is quite enormous. Song Baojun once had a similar experience, when he was playing football in physical education class in high school, he was kicked in the shin by Banba, and he was so painful that he couldn't shout for more than ten seconds.

The girl was Ye Jingchun, a classmate in the class, with a delicate appearance, an ordinary appearance, and a figure that was neither fat nor thin.

The only difference from ordinary people is that Ye Jingchun is an astonishing height of 1.84 meters, the tallest female in the Chinese department of the school.

Tall and tall, with two gorgeous long legs of more than 100 centimeters, almost no boys dared to get close to the three-meter range around Ye Jingchun, even the standard one-meter-eight boys had to be lined by her as Wu Dalang.

Rao is so tall, but Ye Jingchun's skeleton can be called very symmetrical, the proportions are quite coordinated, and there is no fat feeling of other super tall girls at all.

For example, Kylie Beale, an international supermodel who is also 1.84 meters tall, has the same shoulder width as a man. A reporter from Vanity Weekly magazine described her as tall and strong, always giving people a sense of fear of "being overwhelmed by Mount Tai".

At this moment, Ye Jingchun fell to the ground helplessly, her pink long-sleeved T-shirt and tight jeans were wet, and her eyes were full of panic and panic.

There were four sneering girls standing beside her, with their arms folded in front of their chests, and their faces were full of schadenfreude.

The relationship between the students in the second year of the Chinese department is complicated, and the girls are divided into several factions.

Among them, there are "famous ladies" headed by Xie Qilu, most of whom are the children of some high-ranking officials and the daughters of wealthy businessmen, with similar growth backgrounds and common language, and soon formed a small circle to exclude others in disguise.

Ye Jingchun is the girl who was excluded by Xie Qilu.

She has no suitors, and secondly, her personality is very simple and weak, so it stands to reason that she should be very likable.

It's just that the feelings of the girls are very delicate. If you don't say the right thing between your girlfriends, you will turn your face and be ruthless, or even have nothing to say for ten years.

Ye Jingchun is bad because his figure is too "standing out from the crowd". There are no girls to get along with, and no one wants to be automatically set off as a dwarf by her side.

Among them, Xie Qilu is even more so. I don't know for what purpose, Xie Qilu especially sees her as unpleasant, targeted everywhere, and bullied her all the time. Song Baojun saw with his own eyes that once Ye Jingchun was reading a book in a self-study class, Xie Qilu went straight over and took out mineral water, and poured her wet hair in front of everyone for no reason.

Others don't want to offend Xie Qilu and often turn a blind eye to it.