Xiao Fang's heart was said right at once, so she asked very eagerly: "Do we have any room for redemption? Will he come to me again?"

Zhiming still looked at the hexagram and said without any expression on his face: "According to this hexagram, your boyfriend is a little cautious, lacks masculinity, speaks and does things untruthfully, and loves to fall with the wind, I think you can be ordinary friends, and the possibility of becoming a couple is very small." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiaofang was obviously very depressed. What is on the mind of this girl!

"Don't be sad," Zhiming suddenly looked up and said, "The hexagram says that even if you two become husband and wife, you won't be able to keep that feeling." Families need stability, but how can they be peaceful and stable when the Xun hexagram is up and down, and there are ups and downs? Nine times out of ten, things are unsatisfactory in the world!"

Although Xiaofang didn't get her wish, it suddenly became rare in the eyes of the rest of the crew.

The crowd crowded.

"Master, let me do the math too!"

"Master, I'm going to count it too!"

"Okay! come one by one!" Zhiming was very happy, this is simply a soft hand to receive money, and he has long known that this golden Buddha will definitely bring incense. I knew that if I didn't sign that contract, it would be good if the original price was 30,000 yuan!

Several members of the crew have done the math, and it sounds very smart.

Zhang Can was also interested, he suddenly ran over, and said with a smile, "Give it to me!"

"Knock".

The books in Jimyung's frightened hands fell to the ground.

He still remembered the last time he presided over the hexagram to Zhang Can and Yu Yue'er, the abbot once said,

The Emperor's Order, the Uncrowned King!

How dare he give Zhang Can a reckoning!

"Can't you count it for me?" Zhang Can looked at him strangely, looking very weak.

"No...... No...... Ah, no, yes, it can't be counted, it can't be counted. Zhiming stumbled.

When Zhang Can saw him like this, he was interested, and said directly,

"Then I'll find out the fault with the Buddha statue, what do you mean if you give it to me?"

"What?" exclaimed.

"What's wrong?"

"Ahh

"Master Zhang has found out the problem with the Buddha statue!"

"Found it?"

There are also people who are not very convinced.

"No, it won't!"

"I figured out something was wrong just now, didn't you say?"

"yes, I've found something wrong too, several!"

"Find out what's wrong, but is it really wrong?"

"Where the hell is it? Please explain it to Lord Zhang!" the abbot was already sad and sad, and ran to meditate. This will run back again.

"Ah, this!" Zhang Can stretched his waist, sat down and said, "I've been busy all morning, and I'm a little thirsty." ”

Where you've been busy for a morning, you've obviously been playing for a morning. Didn't do anything!

Zhiming thought so, but how dare he say it.

Even when the abbot heard this, he had to hold back.

"Zhiming, hurry up and pour tea!" the abbot commanded.

"Yes!" replied Zhiming.

"Hey, you don't need to pour tea, a glass of boiled water is fine, it's best not to be too hot, it's hot and cold on this day." Zhang Can ordered a glass of boiled water very close to the people.

"Yes. Zhiming went to pour water with a helpless face.

Seeing Zhang Can drink water, the abbot couldn't help but ask, "Dare to ask Master Zhang, where is this mistake?"

"Ah, before I answer, I would like to ask the abbot a question. Zhang Can said.

"Donor, excuse me. Abbot Jueyuan said.

"Abbot, do you pick your nose?" asked Zhang Can.

Made, after asking, why did she suddenly remember a TV series she watched before the time travel, and there was a line in it, "Sister, do you fart?"

Zhang Can estimated that her sister's face should be the same as the abbot at this moment, her face turned red, and she muttered, "Amitabha, the four major Buddhist doors are empty." ”

For the first time, Zhang Can knew that one of the four big ones was in the air.

"Teacher Zhang, what are you talking about?"

"What a humiliation?"

"Let's hurry up and say the wrong thing!"

The crew also laughed. Just when Zhang Can is joking!

"Didn't I already tell the wrong thing?" Zhang Can smiled and said, "Everyone can pick their noses, doesn't the Buddha pick their noses?"

"Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about it!"

"yes, that's confusing me. ”

"To say this in front of the Buddha is really a sin. ”

Zhang Can was still talking nonsense, and everyone was a little displeased. Where is this? This is in front of the Buddha, saying these words is too much.

On the contrary, the monks did not get angry.

For the abbot has spoken to them,

Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust.

This Zen saying came from the mouth of Mr. Zhang Can.

What he did was understandable to all mortals?

"You still don't understand?" Zhang Can stood up suddenly, his eyes widened in surprise, "I said it so clearly, you still haven't understood?"

"What do you want us to understand?" asked Green first. He was also confused.

"You, you. You guys......" Zhang Can pointed at the crew one by one, and he was really speechless.

These stars one by one, why are they so stupid!

He pointed to the Buddha statue again and said to everyone,

"Don't you think the fingers of the Buddha statue are a little too thick?"

"What? Buddha statues have thick fingers? What kind of problem is this?"

"It's not as good as the one I said!"

"yes, I don't think there's anything wrong with thick fingers. ”

Everyone still didn't understand, only Yu Yue'er looked at it and suddenly realized.

"Do you understand?" asked Zhang Can.

"Hmm. Yu Yue'er smiled, "I know what you just said, it's really a big mistake." ”

"What? Thick fingers are a big mistake. ”

The bunch of still didn't react.

Zhang Can was a little helpless, he shouted angrily,

"Are you a bunch of pig brains? His fingers are thicker than his nostrils, how do you let the Buddha pick his nose!"