Chapter 894: The Cave Room
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When the hole is in the house, the peers, the younger generation, relatives and friends, classmates and colleagues have crowded into the new house, laughing and amusing, especially the groom's friends, they do their best to come up with all kinds of ways, let the bride perform in public, to amuse and make fun, as the saying goes, "three days are not big", except for parents can make trouble.
During this period, casual relationships between people were allowed by etiquette, and many taboos were lifted, much like the carnival in Western culture. Therefore, no matter how much drama is played, no matter how difficult it is to accept, the bride must not be angry. If you are angry and leave the cave house, you will be regarded as the willfulness of the bride, and if the popularity is not good, the future will not be good.
The haunting room is a way to congratulate the newlyweds. In folk customs, people believe that there are often foxes in the cave house, ghosts and ghosts, in order to chase away the yin of evil spirits, enhance the yang energy of human power, only make trouble in the cave house, so the folk saying "people do not haunt ghosts".
The noisy room can make the relatives and friends of both parties familiar with each other, show that the family is full of friends and friends, and prosper, enhance the communication and affection between relatives and friends, as well as the harmony between neighbors.
Lively is the aesthetic ideal of Chinese life, and the noisy cave house is the means to achieve this situation. Lively in order to form a festive atmosphere, noisy is a happy scene, is a symbol of jubilation and prosperity, only noisy, noisy, festive to have a market, financial road can be opened, people can prosper.
However, Zhang Tianyuan himself doesn't like the cave house very much, because the hole house in many places has become a very bad habit.
The custom of the haunted cave house originated very anciently, and the Book of Han recorded that "the night of the wedding of Yandi." There is no difference between men and women, only pride. ”
The custom of noisy rooms may have originated from "listening to the room".
On the wedding night. Relatives and friends eavesdropping on the words and actions of the new daughter-in-law outside the window of the cave room, people are interested in nothing more than the love of men and women. From the point of view of sexual psychology. This kind of behavior seems to be exactly what Freud's theory called "obscenity".
Later, it gradually evolved into a haunting house for the bride. This kind of custom was popular in the Tang Dynasty, not only the man's relatives, but also the guests and friends have the right to tease the bride, and even irrelevant strangers can also be blocked halfway, judging the taste, touching and teasing, and it is difficult to ask for it.
If that's the case. Zhang Tianyuan will never allow it, whoever dares to touch Liu Mengxun, he will definitely be in a hurry with whom.
"It's okay to make a hole in the cave, but I'll make it clear first, we just need to make trouble, don't make trouble, and stop it in moderation, you also know my temper, if it's too much. I, Zhang Tianyuan, will not recognize my six relatives. ”
"Look at what scares you, don't worry, everyone is an acquaintance, and it's troublesome. It won't be too difficult for the two of you, let's get started, let's get started. You two can really go to the cave room. Nie Zhen said with a grin.
"Okay. Although Zhang Tianyuan was extremely reluctant in his heart, after all, he was all his friends and buddies here. If you don't let them make trouble, you really can't make sense. I can only endure some hardships by myself for a while, and help Liu Mengxun a little more, anyway, there is only one principle, I can't let my wife suffer.
"Let's take a walk, make a hole in the house, this first item, called a number of treasures, let's start now. "Dou Xiaoling, this woman is also interesting, those star actors on the TV station have left, but she stayed, and she is preparing to make trouble in the cave room.
"What is this for?" asked Zhang Tianyuan.
"Hehe, I know this, that is, on the wedding day, when the bride is thinly dressed and has a hole, the guests can think of a game of boxing for the bride and groom to play with each other, and if you lose a punch, you will take off your clothes or hand ornaments until you can't fade anymore. Wang Siyuan said with a smile.
"Get out of here, next!" As soon as Zhang Tianyuan heard this, he directly refused: "Sister Dou, don't talk about this kind of unreliable, otherwise I'll be angry." ”
"Okay, then the second item, a high-heeled glass of wine, well, forget it, this one won't work. Dou Xiaoling looked at the explanation, and instigated the bride to let the groom in order to show his deep love for her, and wanted to let him use high heels to drink three cups in a row, this Zhang Tianyuan would definitely not agree, it was a little too heavy: "Yes, the next item, the round table warrior, this can be had." ”
"Zhao Hu, Zhang Long, go move a table and let my brother and sister-in-law drink Tongxin wine together. Nie Zhen shouted at the crowd.
Tongxin wine is: one heart and one mind. Only with the same virtue can be concentric, and only with the same heart can we drink together, wine is love, wine is friends, and people with one heart drink one heart and one mind, which means that one heart and one mind, forever.
The round table samurai is to let the bride and groom sit on the table with a stool and drink the same wine.
As soon as Zhang Tianyuan heard that this was okay, he sat on the table with Liu Mengxun in his arms, and then the two of them poured some monkey wine from a bowl, and then drank it together.
"Okay, right?"
"This is the end, but the hole room has just begun, don't worry, the next item is called" apple of love ", in order to show love, the bride is asked to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel is not allowed to be cut, if it is broken, the bride will be punished to kiss the groom for ten minutes. Dou Xiaoling said with a smile.
"Oh my God, I don't think I'd better peel apples. Zhang Tianyuan took advantage of the fact that he hadn't put Liu Mengxun down yet, so he kissed him directly, ten minutes was probably too long, so the kiss between the two ended after six minutes, but this also counted.
"You badass. Liu Mengxun quietly twisted Zhang Tianyuan's waist, and his face was so red that he couldn't speak.
"Oh, that's fine, next item, next item, this one is quite fun. Zhang Tianyuan was playing, and suddenly became interested.
A female friend squeezes a heart-shaped sweet liquid out of the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then asks the groom to lick it in public to show his heart. When Dou Xiaoling said this, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
"I'll go, no, no, no, this is too heavy, next item, next item. Although Zhang Tianyuan wanted to try it, he was fine, he was afraid that Liu Mengxun would feel ashamed, and on the premise of not embarrassing his wife, he directly rejected this item.
"Then let's lock the cave room. Let's lock the door of the cave room now, and hide the key somewhere or on a friend. Let Boss Zhang look for it again, and every time he can't find it. The bride must be kissed once until she is found. ”
Although this item is really excessive, if you can't find it, the wife's advantage will be taken advantage of by others, but Zhang Tianyuan smiled confidently and agreed.
Just kidding, what are you afraid of.
Just when Wang Siyuan's group of friends were waiting to see Zhang Tianyuan's joke, Zhang Tianyuan took the key out of the old lady's pocket.
When the key was put in the old lady's pocket, the old lady herself did not know. So I couldn't say hello to Zhang Tianyuan, so I found this Zhang Tianyuan very lightly, which made Wang Siyuan and the others extremely disappointed, but they were also surprised.
"Okay, you kid, shouldn't you have a perspective eye, no wonder you gamble on a stone. Nie Zhen smiled.
"What's wrong with my clairvoyant eyes, you guys don't run away, I've seen them all, hahaha. Zhang Tianyuan knew. At this time, you must not deny it in a panic, otherwise, it will make people suspicious, but take the initiative to admit it. Absolutely no one will believe that you have any clairvoyance.
"Alright, no kidding, here's 'Old Love Reenacted'. Boss Zhang, you have to perform a marriage proposal in public. The most realistic original scenes. ”
"Marriage proposal?" Zhang Tianyuan couldn't help but think of the night he and Liu Mengxun were on the treasure island, and quickly shook his head and said, "No, no." This one really doesn't work, the following one. ”
What kind of joke, do you want Zhang Tianyuan to perform the Spring Palace on the spot? You know, when he proposed, he asked in bed.
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"Okay, the last item, 'spring has love', in order to show that the groom is strong and can run the house in the future, so the groom is asked to carry the bride into the cave room, and walk five laps on the spring bed, the bride is not allowed to fall, if the groom body is not continued, other men can do it for him. ”
"Oh my mother, I finally played and tossed me to death. Zhang Tianyuan didn't expect that these people had so many tricks, and they actually found more than 20 kinds of tricks to play, although many of them were rejected by him during the period, but they were also happy, and he naturally wouldn't be afraid of this last item.
"Everyone, I'm going into the cave room, can I leave now?" Zhang Tianyuan hugged Liu Mengxun with a smile, then walked into the room, kicked everyone out, and then locked the door from the inside.
He is not afraid of someone eavesdropping outside, because the sound insulation effect of this room is very good, and when it was originally designed, it was to avoid the embarrassment of listening to the sound inside.
"My dear, there's only the two of us left in the heart, can we do that. Zhang Tianyuan smiled and rubbed his hands and said to Liu Mengxun.
"Look at your anxious look, I'm a little tired, let me rest first and tell me a story?" Liu Mengxun pursed his lips and smiled.
"Oh my God, what kind of story are you going to tell, you can play with me, come on, I'll give you a story about the candle night in the cave room. ”
In the past, in a village, there lived a young man named the bridegroom, who lived alone, in three grass houses, and lived by opening a restaurant. The groom is very talented, and people from three miles and five towns look for him when they have any difficulties. He hung a sign on the door of his house that read: "If you have ambition, you will live in vain for a hundred years." ”
There are three cobblers to catch the temple fair, this day passing by the bride's door, see the "ambition is not in the year, no ambition in vain to live in the year" wooden sign, feel rare. A cobbler said, "It's not a small breath, go in and have a look." ”
As soon as the three of them entered the door and walked inside, the bridegroom hurried out to greet them, and said politely, "Three old men, come and come, sit in the house." He moved the stool and poured the tea, and was busy for a while: "Three brothers, what's the matter?" "It's okay, we passed by the door, and saw that the sign was written very civilized, and I want to ask you to do something, I don't know if you can do it?" If you have something, just say it. ”
The big cobbler said, "I want a bun with the size of the sun." ”
The second tanner said, "I want an urn of oil from Haida." ”
The three-tanner said, "Give me a piece of cloth as long as the road to weave." ”
The groom laughed when he heard this: "Three brothers, how long will it take?" The three of them discussed, well, the time is not too long, and the night is long and dreamy, so he said: "Three days." After saying that, the three of them left.
On the third day, the three of them came early, and when they entered the door, they shouted, "Is the bridegroom at home?" The big cobbler asked, "How is the bun I want?"
"Asleep? Zhang Tianyuan couldn't help but be a little disappointed when he saw Liu Mengxun forcing his eyes and breathing evenly, he was unwilling to force people, but the bride in the cave room slept first, which made people feel a little helpless.
"I didn't sleep, tell me how the groom did it. Liu Mengxun opened his eyes and asked with a playful smile.
"No, I'm going to make the game now, and I'll finish telling you the story after I'm done!" Zhang Tianyuan was afraid that Liu Mengxun would really fall asleep, so he could only play cunning. (The novel "The Secret Art of Treasure Appreciation" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone! Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up!) (To be continued......)