Apple's headquarters is located in Cupertino, California, at a latitude about 10 degrees higher than Dongou City, but after autumn, the temperature is about the same as Dongou City, neither hot nor cold, quite livable. As an authentic turtle, Qin Feng, like most of the low-level pseudo-literary youths in China, would first think of "Hotel California" when he mentioned California in the early years, and then after 2010, this impression was replaced by "Young-for-You". Qin Feng's singing voice that wantonly tramples on English pronunciation, Qin Feng not only can't forget it in his previous life and this life, but even if he comes back in the next life, he will never forget it.

After coming out of China in the middle of the National Day break, Qin Feng came to California to work as a supervisor, which lasted for more than 10 days.

In the past few months, Qin Feng's English listening level and daily oral communication skills have improved by leaps and bounds, as he often has a lot of time immersed in an English-only environment. Especially when a Jewish guy surnamed Stillberg in the company recommended the famous American cartoon "South Park" to Qin Feng with ulterior motives, Qin Feng made up the first two seasons, and the level of daily communication basically reached the lower limit of American primary school students. All kinds of bastard, hore and other words that are absolutely not found in normal textbooks but are commonly used in the daily life of ghosts, roughly learned, seven, eight, eight, eight, and used happily when Andrew bragged, and then was evaluated as low-level, vulgar, and low-end by Zhuge An'an with rolling his eyes.

Qin Feng didn't care about this, and continued to manage the whole company's ghost called bastard, and finally even the Jewish ghost who wanted to see Qin Feng's jokes was convinced.

Obviously, Qin Feng gave him a very valuable lesson, and the central idea of this lesson is that when a person doesn't care about other people's opinions at all, any ridicule is meaningless. Especially when the person you're laughing at behind your back is still your boss, and you're going to have to pay for your stupid pranks.

It took Qin Feng half a month to successfully get all the ghosts of Apple to accept the title of bastard he forcibly named, and successfully dumped the pot to the Jewish brother. After giving Ma Wei, immediately afterward, there was endless torture of the company's scientific researchers. SINCE QIN FENG HAS NEVER USED THE FIRST GENERATION IPHONE, HIS MOST ORIGINAL IMPRESSION OF APPLE MOBILE PHONES, THE LOWEST LIMIT IS ALSO APPLE 4, SO AT THE END OF 2006, WHEN QIN FENG USED THE TECHNOLOGICAL HEIGHT OF APPLE 4 TO ASK APPLE'S ENGINEERS AND PROGRAMMERS, INCLUDING OUTOU'S OWN SCIENTIFIC RESEARCHERS, THE PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING COLLAPSED.

Under the repeated begging of the boss of the R&D department, Qin Feng lowered the functional requirements for the first generation of Apple mobile phones a little bit, but only insisted on the GPS positioning function between the mobile phones, and insisted on achieving an accuracy of at least 5 meters within 10 kilometers. In short, the result was that hundreds of thousands of dollars more R&D costs were added, and then finally before the end of October, the laboratory tests met the effect required by Qin Feng.

When Qin Feng returned to China with the internal prototype version 1.0 of the Apple mobile phone, Su Tang's beauty pageant tour group was also returning a few days ago.

Su Tang's performance in the Miss World contest is neither good nor bad. First, in the Miss Beach (that is, swimsuit competition) competition, she won the first place by relying on the body proportions that even white judges can conquer, so as to enter the final 15. However, in the final finals of the top 15, because the talent score was too low, the English was not good, the slogan was not politically correct, and the on-site judges commented that "the appearance is not exotic enough, not the most classic oriental beauty", and finally ranked 11th.

Afterwards, according to the domestic online media, due to the referee's young age, he was blind, and Su Tang suffered an unfair score, which led to a collapse and sinking into the sand. Su Tang fell in a beauty pageant for the first time since she was a child - of course, it was actually the only time - so she shouldn't be too depressed. In particular, she felt in her heart that the "beauties" who participated in the competition with her were actually not up to the level of "beauties" at all. In that kind of condition, can Dongou City catch a handful? Not to mention, let's just say that Zhuge An'an, a "26-year-old middle-aged and elderly vixen", can kill a group of so-called ladies from all over the world in seconds.

However, just when Su Tang was depressed, Sister Hua, who has great powers, suddenly announced another piece of good news.

Victoria's Secret, a well-known underwear company, sent an invitation to Su Tang's brokerage team led by Sister Hua after the competition, hoping to ask Su Tang to be the spokesperson for Victoria's Secret in China, and at the same time invite her to participate in the Victoria's Secret show at next year's Paris Spring Exhibition. Of course, the premise is that before that, you have to train well for a few months, and at least come up with the quality of a qualified runway model. Su Tang didn't want to stay abroad longer, so he bargained and said that he wanted to train in China. Victoria's Secret did not rush to reply, but sent someone to China to inspect for a week, and after figuring out Su Tang's influence in China, he nodded and agreed to Su Tang's request. Victoria's Secret sent a body shaping coach and body coach over to give Su Tang special training - the cost was borne by Outou, who did not have a clear contract with Su Tang.

Su Tang's training time is very tightly controlled, and since mid-November after returning to China, she has basically had to carry out all kinds of tired body shaping training every day, which can be regarded as doubling the physical fitness accumulated from the dance professional class she escaped before According to the coach's requirements, a girl like Su Tang who is 173 tall, weighing more than 110 pounds at the moment is absolutely unforgivable, and she must be reduced to 52 kilograms to be qualified, and at the same time, she has to train a little pectoral muscles, so that her chest, which is already tall enough, is more attractive。 And Qin Feng saw that Su Tang was practicing hard, and he couldn't bear that her hard work was in vain, in order to consolidate the results of training, he practiced double actions such as cart and lotus sitting with Su Tang at night from time to time. I have to say that with the continuous development of his daughter-in-law's physical flexibility, Qin Feng felt that this feeling of extra training was simply wonderful.

Qin Feng and Su Tang temporarily retired to the campus, and the popularity of the two on the Internet gradually subsided.

In the last few months of 2006, the Internet projects that Qin Feng focused on, such as Kuliu.com, Weibo.com, and Juyi Mall, developed steadily under his remote command and fingers.

Qin Feng would spend about a week flying to the United States every month, and each time he would get an internal prototype.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, 2007 has passed.

After Qin Feng and Su Tang finished the final exam, they saw that they had already reached the end of the year.

The little two rarely had a short vacation, and they got together with their family in the Chinese New Year's Eve.

The family referred to here are Qin Jianguo's relatives. Including the eccentric old lady of the old Qin family, Qin Jianye and Ye Xiaoqin's family, Qin Jianhua and Li Xingdong's family.

The first time Su Tang and Wang Yanmei came into contact with this group of people from the old Qin family the year before last, the scene was relatively unpleasant.

This time, seeing that Su Tang was an "international celebrity", the relatives of the old Qin family made a 180-degree turn in their attitudes.

The old lady's bend was particularly big, holding Su Tang's hand, and she insisted on handing over the heirloom to her - in fact, it was a small jade bracelet, which was quite average in color, and it had been hidden by the old lady for many years.

Li Xingdong's family's attitude towards the Qin Feng family has also changed greatly, the stinky temper of intellectuals is gone, replaced by a kind of stammering and currying favor that wants to talk about it, and they are careful to talk at the dinner table, and only pick good ones. And Qin Jianye and Ye Xiaoqin are much more direct, anyway, they caught Qin Feng and Su Tang and praised fiercely, and they were so bad that they had nothing to say.

A Chinese New Year's Eve meal made Qin Feng's family quite hard.

After the end of the session, Qin Jianguo went to the kitchen to wash the dishes alone, but stood for a long time without moving.

Wang Yanmei walked over to take a look, but found that Qin Jianguo was in tears, she stroked Qin Jianguo's back, smiled and said with relief: "People are like this, how can there be any grievances or grievances in life, in the final analysis, it is how much weight you have in other people's hearts." ”

Qin Feng sat on the sofa and didn't move, holding Su Tang's waist, teasing the skewers with his feet, and shouted towards the kitchen: "Dad, let's save this meal for our family next year, wait for the second year of junior high school, just call everyone up for a meal, and you have to get it several times when you are separated." After the second year of junior high school is finished, you and your mother will go out on a trip to save the family from making a fuss. ”

Wang Yanmei smiled: "Then our table will be saved, right?"

Qin Feng replied with a smile: "Then one meal from our side at noon, one meal from your side at night, and a quick solution." ”

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Qin Feng said that he would be able to solve the problem quickly, but the New Year's contacts still couldn't be completely blocked.

In addition to a large group of relatives on his side of the family to move around, the second elder of Wang Yanmei's family also has to visit, as well as Hou Juyi and Guan Chaohui, as well as several leaders who have a good relationship in the city, such as Zhang Zhaoping, for example, Zhang Kai, if Chen Rong has time, of course, he can't go. The rest, like Xu Xiaoning, Huang Qiujing, and Nan Yueqing, who have close contacts and obviously belong to the elders, even if they go through the motions, they have to do the etiquette in place, and the remaining Wang An, Wu Chao, and Wang Chun can be indifferent, a phone call or a text message can solve it. Relatively speaking, it is more troublesome to have a good relationship with a few people in the same generation, such as Guan Yanping and Zhou Jue, such as Li Yu and Yuan Shuai, it doesn't matter if they get together or not, but if they don't see each other, they always feel that they don't want to go.

Therefore, Qin Feng had a short Spring Festival vacation, and in the end, he spent all kinds of food and drink.

After eating and drinking until the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, Su Tang obviously felt that when Qin Feng pressed on her, the weight was much heavier, forcing Qin Feng to lose weight.

Then Qin Feng received an email from Pan Jianwei while losing weight.

The old professor was afraid that he would abandon his studies, so he got a task for Qin Feng to do, which was about Internet logistics.

Qin Feng struggled to balance his studies, career, daughter-in-law, and weight, gritted his teeth and persevered, persevered, and slowly got used to this high-intensity rhythm of life, and the snow in the north had melted at some point.

At the end of March 2007, Qin Feng asked for leave from school and accompanied Su Tang to Paris for a week, and by the way, he saw her walking around the catwalk wearing a few pieces of fabric. As the first model in Asia to appear on the Victoria's Secret show, Su Tang created a swiping effect on the Internet after half a year. And this time it is no longer Chinese mainland that is alarmed, even Hong Kong and Taiwan, Southeast Asia, South Korea and Japan and other places have bombarded Su Sugar's performance. Little Japan, who has never seen the world, even stood up and shouted, "Su Tang is a stunning beauty that comes once in 3,000 years."

Then the day after the report came out, Su Tang's agency team issued a statement - due to the opinions of Su Tang's family members, Su Tang will retire from the underwear modeling industry.

After the statement was issued, a mighty crusade against Qin Feng was set off on the Internet.

"Mr. Qin is too stingy, let's take a look at it more, your daughter-in-law won't lose an extra piece of meat. ”

"Qin Feng, I didn't expect you to be such a feudal person. ”

"Qin Feng! I misjudged you! In vain, I always thought that you were a thoughtful and realm-minded person!

Of course, in the evening, Qin Feng posted a Weibo: "I didn't do it...... I'm a supporter of Ami...... The problem is that Ami's mother is angry......"

Wang Yanmei immediately forwarded and left a message: "Whoever is jealous knows it." Attached is a picture of the fruit.

Netizens' attention shifted instantly, and they asked who this little cutie was.

Wang Yanmei replied to netizens that it was Qin Feng's little sister.

The goods who were clamoring for customs immediately changed their tunes, and ran to Qin Feng's Weibo and said, "Brother-in-law, I was wrong." ”

Then one night I followed more than 2,000 floors of "brother-in-law, I was wrong".

On April 3, 2007, Qin Feng received a new title, national brother-in-law.