Wang Yun was attracted by this system here, and almost forgot about this stubble, at this time, his abdomen was like a knife, holding his stomach with one hand, covering his stomach with the other, remembering that there was a public toilet in the woods deep in the park not far from him, and he gritted his teeth and moved there. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I finally came to the front of this public toilet hidden in the depths of the woods, and saw that this public toilet was in disrepair, not to mention a big hole in the roof, and overgrown with weeds, almost blending in with the surrounding bushes.

There are so many things there, after entering it, the cobwebs are dense, the sewage is overflowing, there are traces of excrement everywhere, and with the help of the large hole in the roof, it is spacious and bright, except for a long urinal trough, which is a single pit in the compartment.

Fortunately, although the single pit is covered by doors, there are partitions between them, there is no boundlessness, and there is a three-inch place for happy excretion.

Wang Yun found a relatively clean pit, went in and took off his pants and squatted in the pit, and began to crackle happily, silently reciting in his heart: "Pull out my face and shame, I want to be an excellent politician!" ”

Soon it was unpleasant, and then I remembered that I didn't seem to have anything with me except for an ID card, a small mirror, and the invisible "Obey the Word" and "Five Slaps of the Ecstasy" prizes...... Didn't bring anything......

Wang Yun has never been like this, he misses the old man Bi Sheng, the inventor of papermaking, and secretly hates that he just has a mobile phone, at least call 111 to call the police for help...... This public toilet is too far away, and no one will come!

Helplessly, the underwear was abandoned, and no one saw it inside anyway.

Gritted his teeth and tore off his underwear for three hundred days, using it as straw paper, and just walked out of the thatched house after finishing the work, his stomach hurt like a knife, and I was in that day......

Turned back, took off his pants and squatted in the pit, crackling again.

This time it should be solved, Wang Yun stayed for a while, and after confirming it, there was a small silk vest worth five hundred heavenly ball coins, which was also torn up, and he only went back naked.

What's going on, Wang Yun was furious, scolded and walked out, just out of the thatched house, I didn't feel good, and I began to mumble in my stomach again, I wanted to cry without tears for a while, how much face and shame did I have in the!

Turning around quickly, taking off his pants and squatting in the pit is already smooth, crackling is already familiar, this time he waited until his legs were numb, a little unbearable, and then decided to get up.

All that's left is a pair of denim shorts worth a thousand Celestial Coins!

Wang Yun, who is already sixty years old, doesn't mind going out to run naked, but this denim shorts is the "Bull King" brand that his predecessor liked very much, with high quality, exquisite workmanship, and strong fabrics...... It can't be torn apart, not to mention, it's also covered with copper nails......

At this moment, hearing the footsteps of someone rushing in outside, Li Yunfei was like hearing fairy music, and saw a middle-aged man with a thin body, a broad forehead, a white face, and a goat's beard on his chin, rushing in as fast as lightning and as fast as a meteor.

Before he could speak, the person who came happened to choose the pit next to him, took off his pants and squatted in the pit in one go, followed by artillery fire.

There is a partition between the two pits, but there is a thirty centimeter-wide gap below, Li Yunfei only saw the other party's crumpled black leather shoes and brown trouser corners, and said: "Uncle, excuse me, I didn't bring paper, can you support it." ”

The other party was stunned for a moment, groped for a while, and said angrily: "I don't have many tissues, or you wait, I'll go out and help you bring some paper." ”

The problem is that Wang Yun's legs are already numb, and if he squats down again, he will have to faint on this pit, and the other party will not bring paper, but water.

Wang Yun thought of "obeying the words and sticking to the sticker", and he couldn't bear it, so he took it out and threw it on the other party's shoes, and couldn't wait to say: "Give me all the tissues on your body!" ”

The other party said without hesitation: "Okay." With that, he handed a few tissues from underneath.

Wang Yun took it over, and felt that his brazenness value had risen a little, to sixty-one, this is okay?

couldn't help but be overjoyed, and quickly solved the chrysanthemum problem, his legs were too numb, and he couldn't move his steps for a while, so he slowly got up by holding on to the partition, and when he got out of the pit, he saw the middle-aged man squatting there, looking at himself blankly.

As soon as the thought moved, he tried the bottom line, and said shamelessly: "Give me the money on your body." ”

I was pleased to find that the value of the clouds and rain had risen a little, and the terrible thing was that the prestige suddenly became a negative 100,000 points, and the remorseful Wang Yun complained bitterly, but fortunately the lottery had been drawn.

Seeing that the blankness on the middle-aged man's face was disappearing rapidly, he really couldn't let the other party do anything too out of line, this question, the original "obey the words and follow the sticker" that could last for three minutes, also began to disappear quickly.

When he turned around, he wanted to run, and looked at the unlucky ghost curiously with the eyes of heaven.

Target: Zhuge Liang (red name)

Friendliness: —10

Hint: This person likes and is good at being a campaign counselor, but his brain is flooded in his mother's womb, he has seizures every day, he is regarded as a sheep epileptic patient, he is unemployed for a long time, and he is currently living on welfare.

I'm dizzy, Zhuge Liang's reborn body who lives on relief!

It seems that when I registered, I heard those abnormal human beings say that the more the Tianqiu campaign, the more you go to the top, the more you must have your own campaign team, and a good campaign staff is indispensable.

Wang Yun's brain was dizzy, could it be that I looked at the thatched house three times, and was able to invite Zhuge Liang to be a campaign staff officer?

I heard a loud roar: "You dog thief, what have you done to me?" ”

By the way, what else to talk about, the other party seems to have decided to get up and beat himself without wiping his buttocks, but he didn't expect this reborn Zhuge Liang to be so disregarding the overall situation and so violent.

Wang Yun originally wanted to run away, but Zhuge Liang is a talent, even if he beats himself, he has to invite him to the door, don't be preempted by the big-eared thief.

immediately spoke: "Uncle, don't get up yet, I'll go out and bring you paper immediately!" ”

"I don't believe you, did you spray me with psychedelics? First they cheated me out of my tissues, and then they tried to cheat me out of my money. At this time, "words and plans follow the sticker" disappeared, and Zhuge Liang had a vague memory of everything before.

He looked at Wang Yun vigilantly, but he didn't get up, but the appearance of squatting there was really unsightly, and it didn't touch the lupine scarf at all.

is worthy of Wolong, and immediately analyzed the name, Wang Yun didn't blink his eyes and said: "I swear I didn't lie to you, just now I just asked you to give me the tissue, and you kindly gave it to me, I asked you to give money because I didn't bring any money, and I just wanted to go out to help you buy paper, just a piece of Tianqiu coin." ”

Zhuge Liang was helpless, took out a piece of Heavenly Ball coin, handed it to him viciously, and said: "If you dare to lie to me, I will curse you with Wumao Dafa!" ”

Even the demon law is proficient, it seems that this guy's ability in his previous life has not been forgotten, Wang Yun took this piece of paper money and ran out quickly.